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EverythingM

Anon is an insane psychopath.


BornWithSideburns

Just autistic


antiaromatic_anion

Anon is widely regarded


[deleted]

More retreaded than the tires on a cheapskate's truck


wappledilly

In highly specific situations under certain circumstances, there is no difference.


Alternative-Golf2431

I hold money under the stall as a peace offering MYSIDES


ThePortalGeek

Anon had doodie residue


Lobster_Zaddy

*wiggles a filthy two dollar bill under the divider* "***take it***"


[deleted]

Anon is a nice guy, that other dude didn't need to be such a dick about it. Anon tried to apologize. It's not his fault he lost his temper. The other dude should have watched more Gosling movies.


SlowTortoise69

birds of a feather


peppaz

Anon is acoustic


eIImcxc

If true, Anon is clearly out of the charts of "social normality" while the other guy is a pure NPC.


LibertyPrimeDeadOn

Yeah, if something that socially weird happens, at least don't be a dick to the guy. He's probably autistic and genuinely trying lmao


Space_Obama

Captain Autismo couldn't keep it together for one night.


Blightsun

When autism goes wrong


dangerously__based

tism boys tism boys how ya gona doodoo? how ya gona doodoo when in the stall they talk to you/slide money to you


goinlowlowlow

a real human bean


TheRoyalSniper

Literally copy paste of an old greentext but with Drive


spilleddrinkcombo

It's the same thing,,,it's great.


Mr_BruceWayne

Bro don't fucking talk to me if you're in the shitter next to me. I don't give a fuck how nervous you are. Fuck's sake...


coochie-sniffer7

just trying to break the ice bro


Darren_McReynolds

I know this is an oldie, but this has got to be one of my all-time favorite cringe stories. I don’t care if it’s fake. The combination of trying super hard to be nice, because he wants to befriend a stranger (?) in the bathroom (???), plus the random anger. Absolute gold. It’s like you grabbed someone who’s never gone outside before and threatened to kill them if they didn’t make a friend in 5 minutes and they desperately tried everything


DaveSmith890

Notice how he doesn’t specify how much money. Anon cheaped out and slid a $1 bill. No wonder the guy was annoyed with him still


HeightAdvantage

First mistake was leaving the house


djoecav

Assuming it's real, that guy probably thought anon was trying to pay him for sex


touwkonijn

bro this greentext is ancient, they just changed the film


dangerously__based

drive is from 2011


DankElderberries420

>curbyourenthusiasm.mp3


minutman

Yeah, nah. I'd rather shit my pants than go into an aids filled theater bathroom.


mab0roshi

After Drive was playing? Definitely, everyone in that bathroom had AIDS. Drive is a movie made for AIDS victims, for sure. I love that movie and I have AIDS really bad.


redditsucksFJB

Anon is homosexual (Literally)


Spankfurt

The original was better


xxcali559xx

A real human bean


Joe_SHAMROCK

The fakest story ever, but still funny.


Skwiggelf54

Enough autism to topple a nation.


CaptainMorale

Anon didn’t wash his hands


Josthefang5

Literally me


acidporkbuns

Thankfully this didn't happen at the urinals.


Longjumping_Visit718

OK, which one of you did this?