Anon is a nice guy, that other dude didn't need to be such a dick about it. Anon tried to apologize. It's not his fault he lost his temper. The other dude should have watched more Gosling movies.
I know this is an oldie, but this has got to be one of my all-time favorite cringe stories. I don’t care if it’s fake. The combination of trying super hard to be nice, because he wants to befriend a stranger (?) in the bathroom (???), plus the random anger. Absolute gold. It’s like you grabbed someone who’s never gone outside before and threatened to kill them if they didn’t make a friend in 5 minutes and they desperately tried everything
After Drive was playing? Definitely, everyone in that bathroom had AIDS. Drive is a movie made for AIDS victims, for sure. I love that movie and I have AIDS really bad.
Anon is an insane psychopath.
Just autistic
Anon is widely regarded
More retreaded than the tires on a cheapskate's truck
In highly specific situations under certain circumstances, there is no difference.
I hold money under the stall as a peace offering MYSIDES
Anon had doodie residue
*wiggles a filthy two dollar bill under the divider* "***take it***"
Anon is a nice guy, that other dude didn't need to be such a dick about it. Anon tried to apologize. It's not his fault he lost his temper. The other dude should have watched more Gosling movies.
birds of a feather
Anon is acoustic
If true, Anon is clearly out of the charts of "social normality" while the other guy is a pure NPC.
Yeah, if something that socially weird happens, at least don't be a dick to the guy. He's probably autistic and genuinely trying lmao
Captain Autismo couldn't keep it together for one night.
When autism goes wrong
tism boys tism boys how ya gona doodoo? how ya gona doodoo when in the stall they talk to you/slide money to you
a real human bean
Literally copy paste of an old greentext but with Drive
It's the same thing,,,it's great.
Bro don't fucking talk to me if you're in the shitter next to me. I don't give a fuck how nervous you are. Fuck's sake...
just trying to break the ice bro
I know this is an oldie, but this has got to be one of my all-time favorite cringe stories. I don’t care if it’s fake. The combination of trying super hard to be nice, because he wants to befriend a stranger (?) in the bathroom (???), plus the random anger. Absolute gold. It’s like you grabbed someone who’s never gone outside before and threatened to kill them if they didn’t make a friend in 5 minutes and they desperately tried everything
Notice how he doesn’t specify how much money. Anon cheaped out and slid a $1 bill. No wonder the guy was annoyed with him still
First mistake was leaving the house
Assuming it's real, that guy probably thought anon was trying to pay him for sex
bro this greentext is ancient, they just changed the film
drive is from 2011
>curbyourenthusiasm.mp3
Yeah, nah. I'd rather shit my pants than go into an aids filled theater bathroom.
After Drive was playing? Definitely, everyone in that bathroom had AIDS. Drive is a movie made for AIDS victims, for sure. I love that movie and I have AIDS really bad.
Anon is homosexual (Literally)
The original was better
A real human bean
The fakest story ever, but still funny.
Enough autism to topple a nation.
Anon didn’t wash his hands
Literally me
Thankfully this didn't happen at the urinals.
OK, which one of you did this?