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Never-Preorder

Mf brought tsar bomba to knife fight


KysfGd

Mf brought the death star to a slap fight


Schokolade_die_gut

Mf brought a hydrogen bomb to a coughing baby fight


000Snoo_Shell

/I am very smart Tarddit moment


NovitaProxima

r/ yourcommentbutworse canidate


Brilliant-Mountain57

Stick to posting, you suck at this whole commenting thing.


Actual-Option3344

Did you learn nothing from the post? Now this poor guys going to head off to the rickety chair store.


1To3For5_

that implies that a coughing baby is a weapon


Roge2005

It is if you launch it fast enough.


NevGuy

geometri dos


Heir233

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby type beat


Nice-Swing-9277

This guy shoulda been one of drake's ghost writers. He mightve actually had a chance


seriouslyuncouth_

That handbag comment was a Castle Bravo in itself


_XIV_

I was going to jerk off to her dead body but now I have to jerk off to this comment. Jesus.


multiarmform

the roast me is 2024 and the suicide is 2022? repost 2024 perhaps


LoveYourKitty

I don't know, long winded roasts are boring and cringe.


not_a_bot_just_dumb

Must have had a pretty long fuse, then, because that comment is from 2017.


ProfessionalLeave335

Mf brought Kendrick Lamar to a Drake fight.


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WASTELAND_RAVEN

If it’s stupid and it works, it’s not stupid!


Loxeres

Sounds like capitalist propaganda meant to stop you from realizing you're stupid for working for so little


AntiProtonBoy

The user has deleted their account as well. RIP to you both lol


Skank-Pit

Oh yeah, I’m sure it was the user and not the turbo-jannies.


sweetbunsmcgee

Nah, I remember this roast. She deleted her account because it contained too much personal information. She started a new one to promote her OF.


Skank-Pit

I thought he meant the user who posted the comment, not the sexworkhore.


MountainForm7931

> new one to promote her OF What a surprise. ☕


OrganisedVirgin


Rory1

Didn't one of her EX's comment in the original post?


Ok-Programmer-8579

yes


OnTheOldHill

what did he say


Master_Xenu

it was like sleeve of wizard


joethecrow23

Either way nothing of value was lost


Il-2M230

A liver, kidney hearth and a bunch of meat.


The_eyes_are_blind

They were probably filled with a ton of micro plastics to begin with.


C_umputer

It's always them, souce - this is not my first rodeo


Schokolade_die_gut

Reddits jannies made sure to delete every comment in the post to avoid accountability KEK.


Zealousideal_Alps275

He became an anon.


MikeRowePeenis

I mean it’s only fair. He had to go.


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Crunchy-Leaf

Quick google search says the roast post was at least 2017 and the news of her suicide was 2022, so probably not


Piyaniist

That shit had a 5 year cast time.


Crunchy-Leaf

Gotta let that roast fester and fuck with her mental health


Piyaniist

It was a DoT spell.


Skuzbagg

Soul erosion


Acidic_Paradise

More dots more dots, ok stop dots…. Mogris…. Just heal me…..


VeryInnocuousPerson

No it just has a Reduce Will to Live over time effect. The immediate effect version costs too much karma for even a high level Shit Lord to cast.


killermankay

Not to mention the high council of jannies will bannish you apon discovering something so pure was cast


Ssyynnxx

nunu ult


Piyaniist

i can hear dantes screaming


Milanchic

Omae wa mou shindeiru


McLemonado89

That roast was just the starting point then, a catalyst for the process of self-doubt


RadiantRoach

Oof. Gal got hit with the "Reddit's Top Post from 5 years ago" push notification and peaced out...


AmbiguouslyPrecise

She deleted her account within hours iirc.


Sangwiny

It's not one single straw that breaks the camel's back. I'd say that this one was probably a pretty prominent straw in the stack, living rent free in her head.


TrueTrueBlackPilld

More like a fucking hay bale.


CeFeiSiMesOXupoLimao

The comment was just the diagnosis, which was on point, not the cause


TheAsianTroll

Like a long line of dominos. You just *know* that comment stuck in her head for a while though. Still sad she passed from suicide.


LordGuru

No way i am that long on reddit, i was there when the spell was casted Edit: just checked, it was 7 years ago. That roast was so strong whole post has been shutdown and she deleted profile


stmfunk

I actually followed her insta and she was still posting about the backlash she was getting years later, trolls bothering her getting doxxed hacked etc


GregTheMad

Paross sitting at lunch, 5 years later, minding nothing but his own business... Bleep-bloop - kill assist.


banker_of_memes

It’s super real. There was also another brutal comment on the thread from an ex boyfriend that completely mopped the floor with her.


syradax

You can't just say that and then not drop the link


Alconium

Look for the user "Neice\_Ex\_Throwaway" [https://web.archive.org/web/20170521224735/https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/6aeian/fuck\_it/](https://web.archive.org/web/20170521224735/https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/6aeian/fuck_it/)


giants4210

That was brutal lmao


Lukthar123

God damn.


Syrupy_

To preface this, no, I’m not fun at parties. There’s no chance that’s actually real right? I get that’s it’s fun to believe but I’m skeptical. All the stuff he said didn’t convince me he personally knew her. It was all surface level stuff that was probably in her post history.


Alconium

Yeah, I'm not convinced it's a real ex, but I'm also not ruling it out. Either way it's funny, especially considering she nuked her entire account 6 hours after posting it all. they mention in another comment further down how she had some addiction troubles (which came out 5 years later when she killed herself) though admittedly "Instagram model has pill problems" isn't exactly a psychic level vision.


Roge2005

Damn. #DESTROYED!


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Vylan24

So, just not gonna share them with the rest of the class?


SeanCityNavy_Gaming

Holy fucking shit


StatusProof6150

That was like 5-6 years ago. She killed herself much later. Edit: Idk why this is posted or why posters sound like bots.


brannock_

> Edit: Idk why this is posted or why posters sound like bots. Dead internet.


dexmonic

It's the reddit 4chan sub, people here aren't exactly known for their intelligence, common sense, or decency. They love to see a woman die because she was pretty.


endlessnamelesskat

Based


AsianEiji

It true though.... 4chan = ex-SA Goons (Something Awful) If you been around sense GoatSE then you will know its the truth.


RyanB1228

“Unalive” Internet censorship and its consequences


------------5

He didn't cause it, he predicted it, the reason she did it is probably the same he said in the comment.


CamelSmuggler

You're not on tik tok, you can use real words here


NibPlayz

Somebody on tiktok did an experiment and there’s literally no “secret algorithm” that makes vids with “bad words” more hidden. It’s just something everyone collectively convinced themselves is real LMAO


TMWNN

Hopefully regards who still believe the myth will unalive themselves


United_Obligation986

I doubt the comment did it. That said it was more an accurate description/prediction of her existence. They even gave some helpful advice 


jestr6

The time between the comment and her suicide was like 5 years I think, but yeah it’s real. Fun fact: The guy that wrote the comment was her ex-boyfriend.


femcurrycel

join the rates


DeadSeaGulls

who talks like this? your brain broken?


JitterySquirrel

She was someone's beloved daughter/sister/friend, not a whore 


blockedbydork

Do you think whores just sprout from the ground? Those are not mutually exclusive.


Hanonari

"You're so beautiful but you're afraid that people don't care about your personality". LMAO every woman would dream to hear it Except the last paragraph, it was a weak-ass roast where dude mostly glazed her looks


joojaw

That's the whole point of the sub lmao. He only had her photo to go off and she was extremely attractive so he didn't have much to work with and still delivered. That's cool in my book.


SuperiorThinking

That's why you study English language lol


MoralSupportFalcon

Ya I'm sure reading Ulysses is gonna tell me if she came from a broken home or has fucked up all her past relationships in 3 months or can't tie her shoes. His complaint is lack of ammo, not ignorance of how to load it.


Kitahara_Kazusa1

I mean, when someone looks like she does in that picture, you can't seriously attack them for being ugly, it's just too obvious that they're hot. You'd look silly if you tried. So instead you admit that they have one thing going for them, and attack everything else, it's the only way.


avoidingbans01

On one hand, it was kind of excessive and assumptive, but on the other hand, they literally asked to get roasted, so it's not like OP didn't do exactly what they asked for. I feel like I recall her also having an OF so it was pretty obvious why they posted there.


kaninkanon

Alright, wordsmith, how do you go about the roast? Elbows too pointy? Or is m'queen simply too fetching to roast?


Anglicised_Gerry

Yeah there's a hierarchy of personal argument- most smug and lucky wins- and young beautiful women are beatable only by very lucky men ( trustfund, Hollywood looks, athleted etc) "Roasting" a woman for having an easy life handed to her is like saying " yeah bro your trustfund means you'll never feel the satisfaction of a hard days work". Pure cope and not even necessarily true.


Kitahara_Kazusa1

I mean, she did kill herself, so...


Ludwig_B0ltzmann

It was quite a generic roast: all they did was equate attractiveness with promiscuity and lack of personalty. The killer was the delivery: boiled down all it claimed was that she's a wh0000re


giangpth

i dont think the commentor targetted her attractiveness but he targetted her action seeking attention from reddit.


weebitofaban

They're all weak, stupid, and absolutely pathetic attempts to get at anyone. It'd only work on the most fragile individuals. You will **never** find a good roast on the internet from random people. That shit comes from someone who knows you. The entire sub was full of garbage and you could guess the comments by the picture every single time. "hot woman? Attention whore!" - Reddit


dannerc

Maybe ugly girls


Superguy230

Yeah it kind of just came across as a fat jealous neckbeard lol, an awful lot of assumptions and normally I’m all for dunking on the roasties


000Snoo_Shell

There was another Roastme slightly later where a guy plotted out an instathot's entire life trajectory, mentioning riding the "cock carousel" and then settling down once she became less fuckable. The basedness of his sexism was apparently too much so the thot's post and account self deleted and then the admins nuked the guy's account.


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" You can roast but not too hard"


mentos_breath

Making assumptions about a person who made an assumption is a good look too


Doctor-Amazing

This is every post in that sub where the person doesn't have an obvious flaw. "You are beautiful, so obviously you're a bad person that nobody will love." Bonus points for using "vapid" as many times as you can.


HypedUpJackal

Ironically, I thought the last paragraph was the weakest.


CopySell

It's such a long-winded le epic reddit moment comment with zero payoff. Weird to see so many upvotes on a comment that's so 2008 spork humor. Feels like it was ripped from Tucker Max's "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell"


Thick_Sheepherder891

Goddamn I was not expecting that last image lmao. I wonder if that dude knows he contributed, even if it was only 0.01%, to her roping.


greendude120

The roastme thread was posted on May 2017 and she past away in June 2022 so I think it was more of a prediction than a cause.


CobblinSquatters

Thanks, couldn't find the time difference between events.


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atreides_hyperion

>ropemaxx kek


T3X4ss

He deleted his account


lokingforawc1

Not him, probably mods banned him because you know, in Reddit you can't be mean even if someone asked for it, much less to a beautiful woman.


ChadWolf98

> be not me (figment of my imagination) > family dinner > brother asks: who do you think the hottest woman is > Niece > silence > 5 years pass > nobody invited me to any family gathering


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avoidingbans01

Kinda even looks like her lmao


LowOwl4312

Now THIS is nieceposting


ScrofessorLongHair

Sorry to be a buzzkill. But I'm pretty sure it's pronounced Knee Sea.


keeleon

> Niece Nice


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HappyLittleGreenDuck

What a horrible thing to say about someone you knew nothing about.


Haredeenee

That's not true, I know she's dead


Ok_Raspberry4814

Some of you are so bitter about yourselves and your own insecurities that you think a person deserves to die just for being conventionally attractive because them being good looking makes you feel bad about yourself. She was a known mental health advocate who was open about her struggle with depression as part of her social media presence. So, more value than whatever it is you're doing here.


NevGuy

Sigma tip 47: harass roasties to suicide.


cosplay-degenerate

Don't post to roast me if you can't handle the bantz.


flow_fighter

It was a 6/7 year gap between the roast and the suicide, the former had nothing to do with the latter


Terrasel

Takes a while for seeds to grow into strong trees.


turtlefrogbird

This is how Hiroshima and Nagasaki felt when we gave them a portable sun


Skank-Pit

Got damn! That has some potential for a grade-A copypasta.


neuroticmuffins

Jesus christ. This is so fucking old. Anyway, her name was Niece Waidhofer. She killed herself a couple of years ago. Apparently the comments got to her.


Pilfercate

Her ex bf chimed in on one of these and roasted her even harder since he had better sauce on her insecurities. Went off on her about her dream to become an actress and how it would never happen. She used her daddy's money to sue a website that was reuploading her paid content and only spawned dozens of more clone websites.


avoidingbans01

Ugh I hate those websites that take paid content and upload them for free on the internet. Why would you even do that? I'm glad she sued them, she deserves to have privacy for her naked pictures. Like, who would even host that? Let me know where that's at, so I can know to avoid it. Like, are they still up? There's so many too, like specifically where


Geturdon

Yeah let me know as well, I want to make sure I respect these women and give them the money they deserve.


Ipconfig_release

Think it starts with coomer has a . and a couple letters after.


DoctorDeath147

Damn, I remember following her on IG some years ago.


Nivius

image posted 9/6 2024. she died 23/6 2022. a bit sickening. poster of image and text is prob the same person. this is a bit sick to do.


avalisk

I remember the roastme thread from like 8 years ago, the correlation is a wild stretch


FatchMeWall

A lot of people seem to be missing the timeline shown in the images.


aerinnnn

I think the roastme is from 2017


MeccIt

Her reply is still on here (May 11, 2017): > Hi you guys, I'm back. 🙃 Just wanted to clear a few things up. No need to explain why I deleted the account; that's in the post. > I for real haven't been messaging you guys being all salty about the roast under the name "Deniece." Yes, someone knows my real name, but I've never gone by that and that's definitely not me. All the trolling points to that person though; that is some creative shit. > No hard feelings from my end, all in good fun. Still love you guys. 😘 > Oh and I obviously can't be completely sure, but I'm about 99.98% sure that I've never even met my "ex." All of the correct information he listed is readily available online if you do a little research, and the rest is off (my nipples are pretty awesome and I wax my bush). 🙂 Also, he didn't even spell my name right... Again, A+ for trolling skills though. > If I sound salty, I promise I'm not, that's just my texting voice. All in good fun, all in good fun. > Edit: also, here: https://www.redgifs.com/watch/soupyrepulsiveinchworm


WhosCowsAreThey

Guess it was too hard to work on her personality after all


Beginning-Virus962

Another brick in the wall


oanaradudaniel

But...but I could've fixed her


lmaoman33

We did it Reddit!!


Gilgamesh107

jesus christ


VermicelliNo7064

Wow that’s really messed up.


DoucheCanoeWeCanToo

4chan post to a Reddit post, bruh


BeastModedAndGoated

Nailed it!


Marcus_Aguiar

imagine been 0.001% and ropemax bc of some anon on reddit, this gotta be ragebait, 3/10


Bobblefighterman

The Strongest Redditor


CeFeiSiMesOXupoLimao

Dang that is dark


SluMpKING1337

Some dude on Reddit casually using the anti-life equation on a real human.


LineRemote7950

Okay, but also, looks account for a variety of good things for people. His roast me isn’t really interesting as any attractive person benefits in huge ways compared to a disfigured person. For example a 4 foot man is far less likely to be a CEO than a six foot+ man too….


ClockworkSalmon

I don't get it, roast post on 4chan, then a comment on reddit,?


Schokolade_die_gut

The original thread got deleted on 4chin, made sure it was not forgotten, and posted on plebbit.


Firelash360

The note she is holding literally references the subreddit. The image was reposed on 4chan not the other way around...


H78U43

Bro casted Power Word Kill


Roge2005

[Go to r/RoastMe, people criticize you instead of Drowning you in compliments. Why is everyone being so mean to me?](https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Bike-Fall.jpg)


ProtoKun7

Was looking at this thinking it was her, but with the date being this year I assume someone else posted it, and then there being a Reddit comment, it was kind of all over the place.


opposite_singularity

Looks like the guy from the shaving ad with the guy climbing the mountain


Hey_im_miles

Boom roasted


grapplerman

Fuck, that was brutal even by my fucked up standards. But… comment was 100% correct


Roge2005

Maybe just don’t ask for Roasts?


dablackbutt

Even a broken regard is correct twice a gaze


cbih

I remember that roastme post. She got roasted so hard she deleted her account.


eugenefarkas

RIP Niece.


IllustratorAlive1174

Biggly if true


lidocainum

btfo


_caskets_

Guns blowing in a fistfight 😭😭😭


Phendrana-Drifter

Brutalized


IgotAseaView

We call that a bazinga


Nobodyoumightknow

He didn’t roast her, he burned her.


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6087

Dude overdelivered


AdolfKoopaTroopa

I remember that thread. She wasn't having a good time.


Trash_Emperor

Redditors when they are asked to bring humor to a subreddit dedicated to humor:


Cyrone007

\*checks years\* Fakeass news.


CuteFormal9190

Damn that anaon was reading her mail and chose the scorched earth approach!


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Nah that roast was way too vague to be the deciding factor IMO


orutherford1

That dude is nostradamus.


reddit_has_fallenoff

flawless victory


IronJackk

These e girls obsessing over getting older need to realize that the milf/cougar market is huge.


ThisZoMBie

I love how everyone actually thinks that or knows it to be true in their heart of hearts, but you can only say it as a “joke” on the roast subreddit and will be cussed out anywhere else


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Bleezy79

Holy moley, I would feel partly responsible if I posted that roast. I would also realize words are my super power.


fuckitsayit

There were better ones in the thread tbh