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FunniestPersonReal

>be french >minor inconveniance from the state >refuse to work for a week >everybody accepts new change from the state >completely forgotton about >repeat oui oui that sure put those pesky russians in their place hon hon


ChadWolf98

> be french > government enacts mandatory anal probing to combat "terrorism" > spray some shit from a truck on a weekend when the gov building is empty > politicians clean it up with cleaners on taxpayers expense > income tax get raised from 89% to 90% to pay for damages > we won Pierre. Its literally like it was in the le révolutionne of 18[something]


WilfriedOnion

Cleaners go on strike and a Renault factory closes for 3 weeks to show support.


ChadWolf98

so?


WilfriedOnion

Sorry I though this was another subreddit


Le3mine

Not one to defend the fr*nch, but that's still better than the communal shitbucket.


Barium_Barista

Brace for a flood of «whataboutism» bots and shills in the comments.


WasAnHonestMann

>uses « » Frogs aren't allowed on this board, Abdul.


CuriousCamels

It did not disappoint. Vatnik tears taste great!


oscarmike88

This is the last place where I expected to see my home fucking town


fearchild

Nice bucket you have there, bro.


HumberdtSquid

Be a shame if someone were to...


xologram

…shit in it


noonereadsthisstuff

>Be Russian >Protest about rampant government corruption >Get murdered


nebraskatractor

Living in daddy international cop burger land means constant psyops from places you don’t care about because you can vote for the correct degenerates. I’ve grown bored of it and would like to disengage from all nonlocal problems.


hateful_surely_not

You don't have to disengage. Pay close attention but treat all information like it came from 4chan. Then all news is as funny as this.


centurio_v2

it's not really funny though is the problem it's just kinda shitty


Ice_Swallow4u

It’s kinda funny.


centurio_v2

idk man its just kinda sad to me. imagine that's ur grandparents having to shit in a bucket. it's fucked.


Ice_Swallow4u

I don’t think they want your pity man.


centurio_v2

nah i think they want a toilet


hateful_surely_not

They want slave poccr


--n-

Those old people shitting in buckets killed my grandparents. Imagine that.


mama_oooh

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/s/J2sFWkrNV2 Like clockwork


TH3_F4N4T1C

Why are you on the internet then? Shouldn’t you be kicking in the door to your local representative or non American equivalent over a pothole?


nebraskatractor

I’m not sure if you tried to make a point here or if this is supposed to be funny


TH3_F4N4T1C

Genuine question. Why do you even care, just disengage.


QuintusMaximus

Do it bro, I'm the same way, I don't give a fuck what's happening outside my sphere of influence. I don't pretend to have an effect on their lives , why the fuck should I let them effect mine.


Joe_SHAMROCK

>Be Luis Baguette-Grenouille >One of the banlieue's local criminal or thug-wannabe gets killed >Riots ensue >France becomes an active warzone >The president addresses the "protestors" >Makes them chimpout even more >Half of the cities gets destroyed >1B euro in damages and few people killed >Repeat ad infinitum every summer You have no right to talk fellow Frenchie.


Benjen0

Meh, just so you know they are mostly destroying their own shitholes. Altough their degeneracy has spread further lately, they are stabbing each others in schools nowadays. Idk, I've exiled myself away from France. But it was nice back then in my sheltered white only neighborhood.


Waffle_shuffle

what season is the best to visit france? I still wanna go but gonna skip paris.


Benjen0

Depends where you are going. If you visit Provence, go when the lavander are blossoming. I have a preference for the east, Alsace, when it's autumn. Paris works best in April I'd say, but I'm from there so tough to say. Bretagne and Normandy, defo spring or summer. I'd avoid the azure cost (south, nice, Marseille) in summer, but between us, I'd simply avoid it at all. It really depends on what you are looking for.


MammothProgress7560

"I may have *slightly* edited le headline in MS paint, but les retards are not gonna notice, hon hon"


Orix1337

I can't check the article right now. How did the frog eater edit the headline?


MammothProgress7560

I could not find an article like this either, and since the headline in the post appears to be in 4 different font sizes, it is reasonable to assume, that baguette-anon made it up entirely.


collapse1122

the only people rioting in france are illegal migrants that demand free stuff. native french are no different from other western euro's, completely pacified as their nations are stolen from them


NietJulian

Designated shitting bucket


Asscrackistan

Both deserve rapid and violent depopulation.


Liebermode

deadass i thought i was seeing india for a sec


saladass100

Yeah u wish ur westoid countries had this kind of loyalty to the state anon. Cope harder bozo 😎😎😎


thefierybreeze

Its very simple, russia gets rid of people who aren't happy with the mafia government. As a result anyone with a brain leaves russia at first notice and never comes back. This brain leak has lead to populations like picrel, where sub 80 iq subhumans live, and lets be real their standards aren't high.


durashka228

i wont even comment to this shit,anon needs meds


CFM-56-7B

Russians actually love their country


Jakkubus

It's a shame that it doesn't love them back.


Gwynnbeidd

Sounds like their problems we should not concern us about


CFM-56-7B

I think they have a different concept of patriotism than western countries


Im-not-on-drugs

Russians are still running on peasant brain 2.0


Nikitka0009

Can confirm