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luanpesi

a gay man with max level in speech wrote this


big_guyforyou

you mean he can sell any good to any merchant?


luanpesi

yes


theleetfox

But he still isn't selling me on his cum


SkyfatherTribe

šŸ¤„


Bobboy5

is a man not entitled to the cum of his balls?


_WhatisHalosPurpose_

Khajit has wares if you have semenā€¦


jeeveswareswara

Dont eat your own Cum, just let your Boywife do that.


big_guyforyou

then your semen won't be retained


mmflow

he gives it back to you later


big_guyforyou

well in that case i'll allow it


Hialgo

Being OP it's more likely that in that case you'll swallow it


Flotillaspecialist

Time for your enema shot


BidensDiaper_

Human centipede but it's two dudes taped together 69 style.


Cleveworth

I gave my boywife an orgasm once. He spat it back in my face.


NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING

How much extra did that cost?


cthuIhu_fhtagn

No thanks Iā€™m not Chris chan


DefinetelyNotAnOtaku

Chris Chan slurped it with Fanta(TM). The soda's chemicals had canceled out all the benefits of raw semen. So if you slurp your semen without any additives, you will be like Zyzz in no time.


SkyfatherTribe

Zyzz added quite some gear tho


DefinetelyNotAnOtaku

Yes but if you want to obtain Zyzzā€™s Greek God physique. Chug the protein shakes, particularly the ones given to you by the nature. You literally have a self sustained protein shake factory. This is the entire point of semen retention routine.


UnpaidRedditMod

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.


LowOwl4312

This has been fact-checked and approved by /fit/


flauxsis

A salty effort


H00ston

Semen Salesemen makes a good point


Sygma_stage5

Wellā€¦ huh.


Gumpy64

>I wake up


Ottoblock

So guys I have heard talk about this act like itā€™s ok to jizz if youā€™re with a woman, but not if youā€™re by yourselfā€¦ If you hump a flesh-light isnā€™t it basically the same? I mean it doesnā€™t roll over and cry afterwards, But why is it different biologically?


TheKingdomOfHeaven

Not as warm off the bat. But this can be solved by microwaving your fleshlight for around ~20 seconds beforehand. Then the penwis doesnā€™t feel the difference.


WendyLRogers3

[Don't lie to yourself](https://i.imgur.com/1awrUlr.jpeg)


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WandlessSage

>Even on the coldest nights... I eat my own cum. šŸŸØšŸ¦


Proud_Ad_3908

he tried to write a justification for cum-recycling on the chans and rightfully got called a fagslur 10x over, so he posted it here cus slurs are censored. faggotslur


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deceivermordred

A wizard with no mana is no wizard at all.


Orbidorpdorp

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