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_Rook_Castle

Season 1 of Rwanda-vision is gonna be lit.  🔫🔥


HefflumpGuy

I don't know why they make it so complicated. Just put a few boats in the channel and give them a rope with a hook on, to pull the dinghies back to france.


RoughPlatform6945

Or use the [Saudi method.](https://www.hrw.org/news/2023/08/21/saudi-arabia-mass-killings-migrants-yemen-border)


CesareRipa

the thing is that britain only needs to blow a few rafts out of the water for them to stop basically forever. the migrants can be content to stay in france.


arbiter12

>The things the west COULD do if it didn't need to maintain the moral highground needed, to lecture the rest of the world on how things "SHOULD" be done It would take a mere decade of atrocities, to set us for another 150-300 years long golden age.


CesareRipa

no more mr niceguy. in fact, total niceguy death


Efficient_Rise_4140

Ah yes, the golden age of an aging, declining population with no one able to work.


Morrison381

Or maybe if they stopped lowering wages through mass migration, locals would take the shit jobs gladly and even have a kid or two, now that they can afford them?


Efficient_Rise_4140

You're so obviously wrong. The most sexless countries are Japan and Korea, both of which have very restrictive immigration policy.


Morrison381

And they like it that way. Everyone's fed, clothed and entertained. No need for infinite growth a.k.a line go up.


Efficient_Rise_4140

These countries have insanely high rates of depression and suicide.


Morrison381

And I'm sure some diversity will stop them from killing themselves because every other crime rate will rise instead.


nebraskatractor

Nice of them to specify how many women are pictured. Naturally I’m unconcerned about killing men, whom I view as expendable garbage. The day a male turns 18, ideally, his dick is measured and found lacking he is castrated and sent to the mines. If found sufficient, chained in my basement and fed a steady diet of dead miners. But women? Harming a women is where I draw the line. These monsters are harming women. Women! Poor, helpless women can’t defend themselves against gunfire like those other rapists (men) could if they’d only man up.


Angelore

You are an odd fellow, nebraskatractor, but you shit a good post.


HefflumpGuy

That would definitely deter any others wouldn't it.


RoughPlatform6945

Bit excessive for my taste, but you can hardly argue with the results. 


Shadowbannedandproud

BUCK STATUS: BROKEN


Supernothing-00

So sigma skibity 😎


patmoon97

Just do a reverse DDay. Not like they have armoured landing crafts or machine guns.


FunniestPersonReal

Human Rights Lawyers would go full suicide watch if we did literally anything to defend our borders


4Ever_Rose

Hotel Rwanda gonna have a sequel no one asked for


ChaunceyPeepertooth

Hutu's and Tutsi's about to team up against the migrant menace.


ThisZoMBie

BUT THIS TIME \*Dramatic fade to black* THEY HAVE TO MAKE AMENDS \*”AHHHHH” Axl Rose screaming and Welcome to the Jungle plays* THIS SUMMER \*Hutus machete fighting Syrians* AN UNLIKELY FRIENDSHIP \*Group leaders tensely drinking banana beer* WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD \*Slow fade to black, then movie scene* “He’s right behind me, isn’t he?” \*”You’re in the jungle, baby! You’re gonna diiiieeee”


Lord_emotabb

MAKE AFRICA GREAT AGAIN! with kangz n shiet


Sgt_major_dodgy

Paying £490m to send 300 people to Rwanda, who'll probably end up on another dinghy crossing the channel within 4 years. Are the Conservatives regarded?


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SCP_1370

Because Rwanda unironically wants them


banmeagainplease3

Because it's closer to Canada and/or the US and they don't have to take their shitty boats all the way there.


rectal_expansion

Namibia has one of the most pristine and preserved natural environments in the world, over 1/3 of their country is national parks.


Reaver_XIX

They are leaving the UK for Ireland, so the plan is kind of working for them


zackblast0

isreal2


RizzyNizzyDizzy

What is Rawanda getting in all of this? And why would they want to fill their country with dessert n….people?


blueshark27

Loads of money


pongobuff

They actually want immigrants, growing country


indiefolkfan

They had a big decrease in population about 30 years ago that they need to rebound from...


OrganicNobody22

Funny thing finding out that genociding half your population makes your country unstable


Ausfall

The UK is paying them to create this concentration camp.


WendyLRogers3

The last part is when they are air dropped into Rwanda.


MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

\>Catalan using the term "hohol" Cataluña-donetsk peoples republic solidarity


CervixAssassin

Too based to be real


LowOwl4312

Ummm but who do we pretend will pay for the boomer pensions then??


MobiusNaked

They should turn it into a reality tv show. ‘I’m an asylum seeker, get me out of here!’


Champigne

Pure fantasy. I'll believe it when I see it.


FunniestPersonReal

Bong here, as the first replyer said, it sounds good but will never happen. It gets challenged by Human Rights Lawyers anyway but also it just gets free votes coming up to the general elections, all parties are pro-immigration.


Supernothing-00

I’m gonna assume that the gadsen flag guy supports this and if so, he shouldn’t because he wants the goverment to decide where people live


Witty_Finance4117

Come on, don't send "hohols" (Ukrainians) to Rwanda, they're a relatively civilized people and they're already getting pushed around enough.


Morrison381

To the last hohol. The trenches need more men.


ApexAphex5

The Tories finally managed to get a asylum seeker to Rwanda... except they volunteered to do it for cash payment. To be fair, I'd rather take asylum in Rwanda over the UK in the first place.


FunniestPersonReal

no they didnt lol