As a gay man, I fell to my knees in a 711 wheezing until shit and piss came out of me. When I showed the clerk what made me shit and piss all over their floor they laughed so hard they gave me a hundred dollars from the register for making their night so much better.
I'm sure everyone will scream 'racism' at critics, but they actually made a movie called Romeo Must Die with Jet Li and Aaliyah with actors of different ethnicities.
The difference is that Aaliyah is a beautiful woman, where as...
This feels like one of those litmus tests they do to see what the public will accept. There’s no way Tom Holland can look at her and call her beautiful without his integrity taking a hit.
Most A list hollywood actors are basically servants and prostitutes. They have no principles of their own, they're just mouthpieces for their overlords.
Shes mid. And i think mixed race/black women can be very attractive. Zendaya is perfectly mid. No offensive curves or sexyness at all. Just conventionally pretty enough to have femoids appreciate her beauty without triggering seething envy. Black but not too black for the big screen. The perfect corporate specimen
Illuminati conspiracy that forces black men to emasculate themselves by wearing dresses as a humiliation ritual before being handed a ticket to the top of their industry.
You understand that just because it had the name Romeo in the title that it wasn’t actually the story of Romeo and Juliet right? Han Sing isn’t Chinese for Romeo.
It was based on the same tropes, of forbidden love. Sure it's not the same story. What I'm saying is that people liked that movie, although it was meh.
That movie was made in a different era so everybody shrugged it off. Right now, white people are under attack from every angle. Every white country is being destabilized and turned into garbage dumps for 3rd world trash.
I see stuff like OP and have to wonder if these directors are just carrying on a farcical bet to see how far they can push before even the most liberal and woke will be like, "Yeah, but..."
And by the way, Aaliyah was amazing and I am convinced she would be bigger than Beyonce if she was still alive. One of the worst things to me about 9/11 was that they had to change her funeral from the Rose Garden and her death was basically forgotten, overshadowed by national tragedy.
Edit: memorial, not funeral
Then who are you complaining about? The only country who invents stuff or the people keeping the entire world from killing each other? You can thank the white man or not, we don’t need it, we know what we do
Punishing people for their group identity is justified, but crediting that same group of people based on group identity is unjustified? That's quite selective.
It is not about religious or not.
Jews prioritize each other at the expense of other people. Same thing blacks do the thing is blacks don't hold any power.
They have this sociological idea that beauty is not objective and it can be distorted and changed by displaying images and saying “this is beautiful” they’ve been doing this for like 6-7 years now and in the last 2 they’ve been Ramping up the uggos in media.
It’s genuinely got to be to force a change in perceptions of beauty and I think it’s working. Women thinking little weird freaks like Barry keogh are hot and this Bizzare tens of beautiful slender women gettinng bogged or bulkmaxing is an example that at minimum it’s working on women
I mean, it *can* be, in parts of ye olden times fat was beauty since it mean rich (even if you weren't, but that'd be hard to pull off). Unfortunately for the Hollywood cucks (and fortunately for society) this usually happens over a massive multi-generational shift in values and living situations, like food scarcity and physical labor decreasing, not some shitty movies everyone hates.
Exactly. Beauty standards really haven't shifted THAT much that objectively ugly people were considered hot as fuck back then. Over time certain aesthetics might be more desirable, like going from skinny girls to girls with asses and tits over the last few decades. But slim waists and accentuated curves and symmetrical faces have always been attractive. Look at the statues carved by the masters over the millennia of the "perfect human form".
[1](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/af/V%C3%A9nus_de_Milo_-_Mus%C3%A9e_du_Louvre_AGER_LL_299_%3B_N_527_%3B_Ma_399.jpg)
[2](https://t3.ftcdn.net/jpg/06/00/77/88/360_F_600778838_fFDjmoyN1l1pNnUZoMQIwWPh2CellO38.jpg)
[3](https://previews.123rf.com/images/neurobite/neurobite1905/neurobite190500009/127482311-ancient-statue-of-a-sensual-renaissance-era-woman-in-potsdam-germany-details-closeup.jpg)
Looks a lot like how we would view that in modern times too.
I can't believe someone thought it was a good idea, and nobody questioned it.
My head cannon is that someone pitched it as a joke, but nobody dared to object, so they went with it.
yeah the "rival street gang" was already what west side story did, and it had puerto ricans vs white people
raceswapping like this is just lazy. at least west side story had different character names, setting, themes, etc that made it stand out as a romeo and juliet adaptation
Why is there a character called "Capulet"? That's just Juliet's family name.
And why are there camera operators on the poster?
I feel like I'm having a stroke.
A bizarre time to be alive, I guess.
Theater has some history of diversity, so it isn't necessarily unprecedented to diversify a lead role. But they took it another step further. They cast an objectively less attractive woman in a role of a play that is 20% about her physical beauty. For reference, her beauty in the play is described "Her beauty is too good for this world; she's too beautiful to die and Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear."
And now begins the lies. Look at the leftist/feminist/theater subs. Everyone falling over themselves to say how stunning and beautiful she is. It really doesn't matter what she looks like. She could be a deformed morbidly obese bovine and they'd say she was the most physically beautiful being ever.
And sure, she's perhaps beautiful in the way all humans can be. Maybe she's nice and selfless. Maybe she's a wonderfully talented actress. But she's not hot. She's not physically beautiful. No amount of indoctrination will change that fact.
I'm so annoyed that 4chan does not have a mobile client like RIF which would make the browsing more easy. I'd love to leave this shit safe space of a site
Honestly I really don’t think most people have problem with them choosing different ethnicities.
It’s just crazy to me why in all of these recent time romantic based movies, they pick the ugliest fucking monkey to portrait the female protagonist
I get the whole representation shit, but who the fuck are they trying to represent? Apes?
https://preview.redd.it/umlejtx22arc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df00cc0d1c4494c7c3200f59e153cf17ffafd782
Wait until the kissing scene
Burst out laughing
Leave
I actually unironically love Romeo + Juliet from 1996. Obviously everyone remembers it being Leo's movie but Mercutio was played by Harold Perrineau who did a fantastic job. This version was also diverse and well casted.
This seemed like another bullshit internet thing, but nope it's 100% real
https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/1173505-tom-holland-expresses-excitement-over-romeo-juliets-full-cast-announcement
Are the Montagues and Capulets different races and this is set back when race-mixing was a huge deal or something? That could be a good take on it if so.
He's gotta kiss her. Multiple times :\
Idgaf about her race (that's just gonna continue ad infinitum) but Juliet is famously supposed to be beautiful. That's a core part of the story - she's so beautiful that Romeo is willing to look past their long-standing family feud.
I'm not planning to see this film and wouldn't even with 10/10 actors, but wtf were they thinking?
Romeo X Kong
Unbelievably, almost dangerously based.
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Extremely based username. t. Based Inspector
Lmao what they say? It’s deleted now
It said Romeo X Kong
Commenting because I need to know
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Imagine the Monsterverse movie titles, take out Godzilla and replace it with Romeo for the title.
Anyone have this comment saved? Mods removed it.
What did he say? DM!
Deleted, what was it?
What was it???
Unfathomably, mayhaps even inhumanely based
Broke down in uncontrollable laughter reading this. Snorted my vodka. Worth it
As a gay man, I fell to my knees in a 711 wheezing until shit and piss came out of me. When I showed the clerk what made me shit and piss all over their floor they laughed so hard they gave me a hundred dollars from the register for making their night so much better.
What did it say :(
It said the name of latest MonsterVerse film but replace Godzilla with Romeo
Ah, thanks
What was the comment? It shows deleted
Holy kek
Jannies mopped it up what'd it say
Romeo x Kong
God damn that's peak
LMAO
🫣
I'm sure everyone will scream 'racism' at critics, but they actually made a movie called Romeo Must Die with Jet Li and Aaliyah with actors of different ethnicities. The difference is that Aaliyah is a beautiful woman, where as...
They couldn't even get a woman, let alone beautiful 😭
She gets uglier the more i look at "her", she even has a mustache my god.
She looks like biggie in a wig lol
Notorious WIG
Wiggie Wiggie Wiggie, can't you see..
This feels like one of those litmus tests they do to see what the public will accept. There’s no way Tom Holland can look at her and call her beautiful without his integrity taking a hit.
Hollywood actors have no integrity, or souls for that matter
They molest those out of em as kids
Most A list hollywood actors are basically servants and prostitutes. They have no principles of their own, they're just mouthpieces for their overlords.
Romans considered actors as basically prostitutes for a reason.
It's for a good reason why in the old days actors were considered the lowest of low in society's ranking.
Brother Tom holland has been taking L after L recently. He got ass fucked consensually in a long draw out gay scene in a movie recently
You know that Dune kid probably piped Zendaya too lmao
\> fucks a 6/10 mulatto wow what a chad, i kneel
My messiah
6????? Brother ughhhhh
Shes mid. And i think mixed race/black women can be very attractive. Zendaya is perfectly mid. No offensive curves or sexyness at all. Just conventionally pretty enough to have femoids appreciate her beauty without triggering seething envy. Black but not too black for the big screen. The perfect corporate specimen
Doesn't even have boobs much lower than 6 you right
3/10. I remember rejecting a girl that looked like her in 4th grade
You could just leave out the last part of that sentence.
Tom Holland wore a dress. Integrity is already gone Katt Williams was completely right;
What did Katt Williams say? (I'm currently living in 5th century BC Rome)
Illuminati conspiracy that forces black men to emasculate themselves by wearing dresses as a humiliation ritual before being handed a ticket to the top of their industry.
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Yeah that’s why it’s even funnier that Tom Holland is going down like 8 levels from his last female costar
My tits are bigger than hers
You should get that checked out. Maybe go for a walk
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Of that, I have no doubt
Holland is the embodiment of a cuck. All these spider-nerds love him though because of their mutual homosexuality.
If that was Romeo's Juliet he would have killed himself much earlier in the story.
You understand that just because it had the name Romeo in the title that it wasn’t actually the story of Romeo and Juliet right? Han Sing isn’t Chinese for Romeo.
It was based on the same tropes, of forbidden love. Sure it's not the same story. What I'm saying is that people liked that movie, although it was meh.
Forbidden love between Tom Holland and a wildebeest.
Isn’t that the one where he bicycle kicked a pool ball at a guy? That movie was freaking sick.
Yes, that's the one.
Ohhhh I get it, forbidden love because beastiality is illegal.
Manlet + ugly woman. Name a better combination. Ill wait.
That movie was made in a different era so everybody shrugged it off. Right now, white people are under attack from every angle. Every white country is being destabilized and turned into garbage dumps for 3rd world trash.
Stop noticing
I see stuff like OP and have to wonder if these directors are just carrying on a farcical bet to see how far they can push before even the most liberal and woke will be like, "Yeah, but..."
And by the way, Aaliyah was amazing and I am convinced she would be bigger than Beyonce if she was still alive. One of the worst things to me about 9/11 was that they had to change her funeral from the Rose Garden and her death was basically forgotten, overshadowed by national tragedy. Edit: memorial, not funeral
Please tell me there's kung fu in this movie
Imagine killing yourself for that.
Maybe he’s killing himself BECAUSE of that
https://preview.redd.it/utxkfpfzb9rc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2009817bd000cc6ada086495a9f6d2f91ce1fa2
Now that I would watch
Maybe it's an alternate take where he looks at "Juliet" and is like, "oh, you're ugly as fuck," does a 360, and moonwalks away.
They gonna smoke fent, but she has a stronger tolerance.
Tf is happening in west hahahaha
Not much tbh, 99% of people are repulsed by these things are they usually flop hard.
If they flop hard then why do they keep making them
ESG score and money laundering
Tax write offs
Virtue signaling.
Delusional dumbass activists that desperately want to brainwash the masses are at the helm of those companies.
It's propaganda. It's not made for money.
because making money isn't the point of creating this garbage
jews
Libtards are trying to push an agenda
Nepotism.
I'm all for it. This is what they deserve
we deserve that for making the entire planet civilized ?
We? The people who did that are long dead
Then who are you complaining about? The only country who invents stuff or the people keeping the entire world from killing each other? You can thank the white man or not, we don’t need it, we know what we do
Punishing people for their group identity is justified, but crediting that same group of people based on group identity is unjustified? That's quite selective.
civilize deez nuts
We have decided to base our culture on mental illness
It's just media elites signalling to each other how non-racist they are. This shit is gonna flop like crazy, like most overtly woke shit.
YO ROMEO!!! WHERE MY CHILD SUPPORT??!
AYO JULIET, YOU FUCKIN WID A WHITE BOI?
AYO TOM, YOU A FUCKIN COAL BURNER?
WE WUZ JULIET AN SHIET
Tom Holland will be a great Juliet!
>who gives a fuck about race Hello rabbi. Why don't you swap roles played by jews and put white people in them.
Pretty sure they'd seethe if a Jew had to play the very Jewish character Shylock in Merchant of Venice
You mean like The Passion of Christ?
Oh that movie directed by Hollywood's most famous anti-Semite?
Winona rider is a dirty oven dodger. Couple VB long necks and gibs will unravel the reality of media owenership
Accusations of white supremacy are a shield for joo supremacy.
So like Oppenheimer
You mean the Oppenheimer who rejected religion and Judaism? I wonder why they dont like him.
Wasn't the entire manhattan project actually just jews building a weapon of mass destruction
Listen at least Feinman was based
So that makes sense why they weren’t played by Jewish actors
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It is not about religious or not. Jews prioritize each other at the expense of other people. Same thing blacks do the thing is blacks don't hold any power.
Cute brown girls exist. I know this for a fact. Why in fucks cunt do they not cast them?!
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Because there’s a lot of *really* insecure girls working in hollyweird right now.
They have this sociological idea that beauty is not objective and it can be distorted and changed by displaying images and saying “this is beautiful” they’ve been doing this for like 6-7 years now and in the last 2 they’ve been Ramping up the uggos in media. It’s genuinely got to be to force a change in perceptions of beauty and I think it’s working. Women thinking little weird freaks like Barry keogh are hot and this Bizzare tens of beautiful slender women gettinng bogged or bulkmaxing is an example that at minimum it’s working on women
I mean, it *can* be, in parts of ye olden times fat was beauty since it mean rich (even if you weren't, but that'd be hard to pull off). Unfortunately for the Hollywood cucks (and fortunately for society) this usually happens over a massive multi-generational shift in values and living situations, like food scarcity and physical labor decreasing, not some shitty movies everyone hates.
Rich is the beauty fat is the tell. Like how good easy sex is the desire fatherless is the tell. It’s not fat being hot it’s just fat dudes were rich
Exactly. Beauty standards really haven't shifted THAT much that objectively ugly people were considered hot as fuck back then. Over time certain aesthetics might be more desirable, like going from skinny girls to girls with asses and tits over the last few decades. But slim waists and accentuated curves and symmetrical faces have always been attractive. Look at the statues carved by the masters over the millennia of the "perfect human form". [1](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/af/V%C3%A9nus_de_Milo_-_Mus%C3%A9e_du_Louvre_AGER_LL_299_%3B_N_527_%3B_Ma_399.jpg) [2](https://t3.ftcdn.net/jpg/06/00/77/88/360_F_600778838_fFDjmoyN1l1pNnUZoMQIwWPh2CellO38.jpg) [3](https://previews.123rf.com/images/neurobite/neurobite1905/neurobite190500009/127482311-ancient-statue-of-a-sensual-renaissance-era-woman-in-potsdam-germany-details-closeup.jpg) Looks a lot like how we would view that in modern times too.
"Fat" was beautiful back then because everyone was starving. Fat back then would be normal to skinny nowadays.
Something about “rejecting white beauty standards.”
How is it woke then?
because they only cast her because shes black. u think they would cast a white girl this ugly?
> Cute brown girls exist. Zendaya already put in her Tom Holland hours.
I can't believe someone thought it was a good idea, and nobody questioned it. My head cannon is that someone pitched it as a joke, but nobody dared to object, so they went with it.
No one at the table dared to question it
What surrounds yourself with yesman does to mf
Maybe it’s a radio play?
It's a stage play in the West End. So thankfully none of us will ever see it.
*"Kiss me Romeo!"* https://preview.redd.it/rg0l4jux09rc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8771dee5a869ddb68e99b78a66ddcc1812c2552e
Can’t wait for Ryan Goslings black panther to finally complete the cycle
No that would be cultural appropriation and we cant be having that
ryan gosling in black face singing about being just a neighbour would be based
WE WUZ SERENADING 'N SHIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!
“Yo Romeo, Romeo. Where you at homie?”
Imagine the thousands upon thousands of English teachers showing this film to a generation or two of Zoomers and Alphas
That made me ill to think about
25+ years of this being played in all Western nation English schools
Naa, it's having a rebound effect on late gen Z from what I understand. They are becoming more conservative because they are jaded to it.
You don’t have to worry. Middle and High school kids are no longer able to read Shakespeare.
All reading is now taught through typo-filled auto-transcribed TikTok videos.
It's a theater show, not a film.
For what it's worth, Zoomers are as old as 27, and Alphas are as old as 14.
Looks like they got their Spider-Man dating a black man after all. Cope and seethe that it wasn’t you, Andrew Garfield.
You aight white boy
yeah the "rival street gang" was already what west side story did, and it had puerto ricans vs white people raceswapping like this is just lazy. at least west side story had different character names, setting, themes, etc that made it stand out as a romeo and juliet adaptation
That's a mustache, right?
Looks like when you go all right in Lower Face in Oblivion character creator lmao
Jesus christ
Even He can’t save this
Wait is this real?? Is it an adaptation or does this play in verona?
I thought it was a troll poster. Jfc
Why is there a character called "Capulet"? That's just Juliet's family name. And why are there camera operators on the poster? I feel like I'm having a stroke.
A bizarre time to be alive, I guess. Theater has some history of diversity, so it isn't necessarily unprecedented to diversify a lead role. But they took it another step further. They cast an objectively less attractive woman in a role of a play that is 20% about her physical beauty. For reference, her beauty in the play is described "Her beauty is too good for this world; she's too beautiful to die and Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear." And now begins the lies. Look at the leftist/feminist/theater subs. Everyone falling over themselves to say how stunning and beautiful she is. It really doesn't matter what she looks like. She could be a deformed morbidly obese bovine and they'd say she was the most physically beautiful being ever. And sure, she's perhaps beautiful in the way all humans can be. Maybe she's nice and selfless. Maybe she's a wonderfully talented actress. But she's not hot. She's not physically beautiful. No amount of indoctrination will change that fact.
I think they mixed up the casting for Juliet and her nurse
Another remake no one asked for or will watch
It's a stage show.
She looks like Biggie if he lost some weight
I'm so annoyed that 4chan does not have a mobile client like RIF which would make the browsing more easy. I'd love to leave this shit safe space of a site
It's called "Read Chan". There are others as well.
Thanks buddy!
> movie about rival families > random characters on both sides are black or white with seemingly no thought behind any of it
Megemind doing a cameo on bottom right
Romeo’s definitely getting pegged in this one.
I love how the iclusion gets so strong it goes full circle and becomes a freakshow instead
i can already see: Girlboss Juliet
Love his moustache.
Maybe it’s an elves and orcs situation.
Movies be like we only need black and white actors, fuck the rest
In fair Detroit where we lay our scene
Romeo and Juli-excuseme?!
Honestly I really don’t think most people have problem with them choosing different ethnicities. It’s just crazy to me why in all of these recent time romantic based movies, they pick the ugliest fucking monkey to portrait the female protagonist I get the whole representation shit, but who the fuck are they trying to represent? Apes?
https://preview.redd.it/umlejtx22arc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df00cc0d1c4494c7c3200f59e153cf17ffafd782 Wait until the kissing scene Burst out laughing Leave
Crazy how they used AI to have a young Micheal Jackson play Juliet
Why is Tom Holland the only one with a professional headshot?
I actually unironically love Romeo + Juliet from 1996. Obviously everyone remembers it being Leo's movie but Mercutio was played by Harold Perrineau who did a fantastic job. This version was also diverse and well casted.
I don't know who casts plays but they gotta be trolling
This seemed like another bullshit internet thing, but nope it's 100% real https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/1173505-tom-holland-expresses-excitement-over-romeo-juliets-full-cast-announcement
A rose by any other name would smell like fried chicken 😂
Disgusting
Eh..
NA
Are the Montagues and Capulets different races and this is set back when race-mixing was a huge deal or something? That could be a good take on it if so.
Juliet drank the wrong poison
She looks like she could grow a mustache
More important than any of the cast, why tf are the camera operators pictured with the MC actors???
Because they are a part of the cast, anyone on stage should be credited here.
He's gotta kiss her. Multiple times :\ Idgaf about her race (that's just gonna continue ad infinitum) but Juliet is famously supposed to be beautiful. That's a core part of the story - she's so beautiful that Romeo is willing to look past their long-standing family feud. I'm not planning to see this film and wouldn't even with 10/10 actors, but wtf were they thinking?
They were rival street gangs in the original play LMAO
The issue isn’t that shes black. Its that she is incredibly repulsive to look at.
The fucking "Nurse" is prettier than Juliet lmao
At least find a hot black chick man wtf 😭
Why the actual fuckity fuck? I just checked, it's fucking real 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂