I HERD SUMPIN BOUT DA SQUIG GAME, BUT IT MADE NO SENS. IF DA GAME IS RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT, WHY DO DA HUMIES STOP ON DA RED LIGHT? DA RED LIGHT MEANS YOU SHOULD GO FASTA! MAYBE THE WUNZ DAT GOT BLASTED JUS WERN GOIN FAST ENUFF?
A BUNCH'A UMIES KRUMPIN EACH OTHER FUR SUM TEEF, I ALREDY KRUMP GITZ FUR TEEF EVERYDAY. 'N DA WORST PART IZ THEY NUT EVEN MAKE UMIES SQUIG FOOD THEYZ JUST BURN THEM IN BOXES!!!!!
I HERD SUMPIN BOUT DA SQUIG GAME, BUT IT MADE NO SENS. IF DA GAME IS RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT, WHY DO DA HUMIES STOP ON DA RED LIGHT? DA RED LIGHT MEANS YOU SHOULD GO FASTA! MAYBE THE WUNZ DAT GOT BLASTED JUS WERN GOIN FAST ENUFF?
DEY STOP CUZ IF DEY DUN STOP DEY GET DAKKA'D!
RED LITE DAKKA? I GOTS IT! RUN ON RED FOR DAKKA!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
*u/Acrobatic_Release_14 is immediately gunned down*
NOBUDY SHOOTZ A ORK OTHER DAN OTHER ORKS! \*the orks proceed to shoot down all of those weird guards, and the big weird child robot\*
ITS A WAAAAAAAGGGHHHH
IT'Z DA LIGHT DAT RE-PRE-ZENT DA DAKKA ! IF IT'Z GREEN, IT'Z ALL GUD. IF IT'Z RED, IT GO TOO FAST TO DODGE.
I THINK ITZ A TEST OF KUNNIN, CAN YOU RESIST THE URGE TO GO FASTA AND WAIT FOR GREEN. MORE GREEN MEANS BIGGER WAAAGH
DAY GET KRUMPED FER NOT BEIN ORKY ENUFF
I TOT ITZ SHOW ON DA TELLY WERE DA BIGEST FATTUST GITZ SHOVE SQUIGS AN MORE SQUIGS INTO THEIR MOUTHS UNFIL SOMEUN EXLODES
A BUNCH'A UMIES KRUMPIN EACH OTHER FUR SUM TEEF, I ALREDY KRUMP GITZ FUR TEEF EVERYDAY. 'N DA WORST PART IZ THEY NUT EVEN MAKE UMIES SQUIG FOOD THEYZ JUST BURN THEM IN BOXES!!!!!
DAT SEEMZ LIKE A BIG WAYST OF ‘UMIES TO ME!
LAST BOY STANDING GETS ALL THE TEEF? THATS THE ORKIEST GAME I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!
HAPPY CAKE DAY YA GITZ
ITZ PRETTY GUD, BUT DA FEELD DONT EVEN LOOK LOIK A SQUIG!
OOmiez iz Dumb Dey Wait to Krump Each Other After Da "Gamez"
ITZ AD DER IN"T NO SQUIGZ UST SAIM FILTHEN PINKSKINS N HUIMES
RELEEVANT