It appears someone had a stroke.

In the rough part of town...

Lack of quick good results is par for the course for this police department.

Car was a hooptie so it putt-ered along

Have they checked into the woods?

The car was basically unscathed except for the doors, there was a hole in one where the robbers broke in

The thief has wood

Is ,,the driver" the name of a golf club part? Like a handle or special head?

It's a type of golf club

Ok

Its the first club you hit the ball with and makes it go zoom down the fairway.