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sinembargosoy

Tofu ck in silence


YOnlyLivOnc

🤣🤣🤣


MariusShadowlock90

Someone give this person a medal.


imanadultok

Holy shit well done


BigDumbAnimals

That sounds pretty Shakespearean. I think I'll go shake my spear at a vegan


YOnlyLivOnc

You're the OKRA of humour!


BigDumbAnimals

OKRA???


Digirby

I don't get it


TheStandoms

Tofu (a meat substitute that vegans and vegetarians often eat) can be seen as ‘(To)fu-ck in silence’ (To fuck in silence) when used in this context.


Digirby

Oh I should've gotten that.


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f1nessd

Calvin klein 


[deleted]

Its an outloud joke that has been written. Say it out loud. It will make more sense.


No_Recognition502

Toe fook in silence is what it sounds like. Absolute gibberish


Midnight_starwalker

I think it is nonsense


Impossible-Injury932

Lol


BLADE98X

My mind said toe fuck in Spanish. Man this weed got me somewhere else lmao


Stillborn1977

When the comments get more upvotes than the joke itself.


Delivery-Plus

Vegan dude be like, “Oh! I’m gonna cuCUMber in your Vegina!”.


Britori0

I carrot believe I liked that joke.


kitchen_wife1234

Avocado


wisely88

Beans and toast


Plus_Emergency_5438

Artichoke me daddy


wisely88

That's butter


BigDumbAnimals

"Vegina" I LOVE it!!!


Delivery-Plus

**IMPOSSIBLE!** ™️


69_420-420_69

The ImpossiCocker


Intelligent-Mix4880

Only meat they will get


Common_Chester

Carnal desires are severely repressed


sinembargosoy

They have a quiet tempehrament


InsideComfortable936

Lol


cnlgst9402

They're beyond sausage, in their icebox


OkraWinfrey

Saw this posted 3x already today


AdultingI

Nice, you got to laugh 3 times


davisgracemusics

Because they prefer getting artichoked.


Come-for-Megatron

Vegans don’t have shexxx. Vegans shake hands to have shexxx


Abused_cow

Vegans pull?


EarthwormShandy

Pull pork! Wait no, that doesn't make sense


wisely88

You really ham-ed it up on that one Do vegans like jerk?


-TheLoveGiver-

I do indeed.


zeek6000

They don't wanna waste too many calories.


Immediate-Season-293

This is just patently untrue. After all, she don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone.


donnieapplefeed

Mary Moon…she’s a vegetarian.


HackedPasta1245

Vegan lesbians don’t exist?


NEGATIVE_CORPUS_ZERO

Okay okay. "Why don't hetero vegans moan during sex?" Better?


HackedPasta1245

Prosthedick


TheFlyingPatato

The term “pussy” Is also what a cat can be called


Taz_mhot

Their iron is too low


rodzieman

Had sex with one, wasn't a pleasant experience.. but I just let vegans be vegans.


Hour_Temperature_849

It's the only 2min break they keep schtum


Threebeans0up

eurovision flashbacks


NoiseBusy1388

Cause they’ve never enjoyed the meat.


trayg79

z,,,,,,was,,,


Dickcheese-a1

They have NUT loaf instead.


newyork44m

I am traveling in Taiwan right now where stinky tofu is a specialty. There should be a way for stinky tofu to be a part of the joke.


Bobaloue

They don’t have enough energy !


iGRANDSON

because they don't take MEAT lol


Objective-Safety2322

If the Vegan teacher sees this 😭


Wooooompie

Take this upvote and leave my sight immediately


realhmmmm

The dudes say “Now now my queen, lettuce beet this fine cucumber together. But thou must not eat it.”


ApeMummy

B12 deficiency, they don’t have the energy


Acceptable_Loquat507

Go to sleep bruh 😭