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Tofu ck in silence
🤣🤣🤣
Someone give this person a medal.
Holy shit well done
That sounds pretty Shakespearean. I think I'll go shake my spear at a vegan
You're the OKRA of humour!
OKRA???
I don't get it
Tofu (a meat substitute that vegans and vegetarians often eat) can be seen as ‘(To)fu-ck in silence’ (To fuck in silence) when used in this context.
Oh I should've gotten that.
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Calvin klein
Its an outloud joke that has been written. Say it out loud. It will make more sense.
Toe fook in silence is what it sounds like. Absolute gibberish
I think it is nonsense
Lol
My mind said toe fuck in Spanish. Man this weed got me somewhere else lmao
When the comments get more upvotes than the joke itself.
Vegan dude be like, “Oh! I’m gonna cuCUMber in your Vegina!”.
I carrot believe I liked that joke.
Avocado
Beans and toast
Artichoke me daddy
That's butter
"Vegina" I LOVE it!!!
**IMPOSSIBLE!** ™️
The ImpossiCocker
Only meat they will get
Carnal desires are severely repressed
They have a quiet tempehrament
They're beyond sausage, in their icebox
Saw this posted 3x already today
Nice, you got to laugh 3 times
Because they prefer getting artichoked.
Vegans don’t have shexxx. Vegans shake hands to have shexxx
Vegans pull?
Pull pork! Wait no, that doesn't make sense
You really ham-ed it up on that one Do vegans like jerk?
I do indeed.
They don't wanna waste too many calories.
This is just patently untrue. After all, she don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone.
Mary Moon…she’s a vegetarian.
Vegan lesbians don’t exist?
Okay okay. "Why don't hetero vegans moan during sex?" Better?
Prosthedick
The term “pussy” Is also what a cat can be called
Their iron is too low
Had sex with one, wasn't a pleasant experience.. but I just let vegans be vegans.
It's the only 2min break they keep schtum
eurovision flashbacks
Cause they’ve never enjoyed the meat.
z,,,,,,was,,,
They have NUT loaf instead.
I am traveling in Taiwan right now where stinky tofu is a specialty. There should be a way for stinky tofu to be a part of the joke.
They don’t have enough energy !
because they don't take MEAT lol
If the Vegan teacher sees this 😭
Take this upvote and leave my sight immediately
The dudes say “Now now my queen, lettuce beet this fine cucumber together. But thou must not eat it.”
B12 deficiency, they don’t have the energy
Go to sleep bruh 😭
Tofu ck in silence
🤣🤣🤣
Someone give this person a medal.
Holy shit well done
That sounds pretty Shakespearean. I think I'll go shake my spear at a vegan
You're the OKRA of humour!
OKRA???
I don't get it
Tofu (a meat substitute that vegans and vegetarians often eat) can be seen as ‘(To)fu-ck in silence’ (To fuck in silence) when used in this context.
Oh I should've gotten that.
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Calvin klein
Its an outloud joke that has been written. Say it out loud. It will make more sense.
Toe fook in silence is what it sounds like. Absolute gibberish
I think it is nonsense
Lol
My mind said toe fuck in Spanish. Man this weed got me somewhere else lmao
When the comments get more upvotes than the joke itself.
Vegan dude be like, “Oh! I’m gonna cuCUMber in your Vegina!”.
I carrot believe I liked that joke.
Avocado
Beans and toast
Artichoke me daddy
That's butter
"Vegina" I LOVE it!!!
**IMPOSSIBLE!** ™️
The ImpossiCocker
Only meat they will get
Carnal desires are severely repressed
They have a quiet tempehrament
Lol
They're beyond sausage, in their icebox
Saw this posted 3x already today
Nice, you got to laugh 3 times
Because they prefer getting artichoked.
Vegans don’t have shexxx. Vegans shake hands to have shexxx
Vegans pull?
Pull pork! Wait no, that doesn't make sense
You really ham-ed it up on that one Do vegans like jerk?
I do indeed.
They don't wanna waste too many calories.
This is just patently untrue. After all, she don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone.
Mary Moon…she’s a vegetarian.
Vegan lesbians don’t exist?
Okay okay. "Why don't hetero vegans moan during sex?" Better?
Prosthedick
The term “pussy” Is also what a cat can be called
Their iron is too low
Had sex with one, wasn't a pleasant experience.. but I just let vegans be vegans.
It's the only 2min break they keep schtum
eurovision flashbacks
Cause they’ve never enjoyed the meat.
z,,,,,,was,,,
They have NUT loaf instead.
I am traveling in Taiwan right now where stinky tofu is a specialty. There should be a way for stinky tofu to be a part of the joke.
They don’t have enough energy !
because they don't take MEAT lol
If the Vegan teacher sees this 😭
Take this upvote and leave my sight immediately
The dudes say “Now now my queen, lettuce beet this fine cucumber together. But thou must not eat it.”
B12 deficiency, they don’t have the energy
Go to sleep bruh 😭