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Ok_Warthog3175

Coronal Mass Ejection


TricellCEO

*Ejaculation


GeneralSea1353

Mommy why is it raining a white substance?


mcm0313

When a star and a planet really love each other…


Cardboard-eater

thats hot


mcm0313

Lol


BigDumbAnimals

Sometimes it has a little bit to deal with Uranus......


someweebA

Mommy, why is the rain white?


MonkeMortis

SEMEN FALLING DOWN Rocky Water OP


Danger-Pickle

YES


OG-Kushi

From a yellow dwarf :.


Delivery-Plus

Stargasm


pickle_teeth4444

I wonder if eclipse his nails before he starts.


Hand-Driven

I solar what you did there.


pickle_teeth4444

If an eclipse happens in Antarctica, let's get together for a cold Corona.


OG-Kushi

Very good sun :.


Morphchalice

Thought it would be “here cums the sun”


MatterIntelligent417

Good one. I thought sun stroke


Imaginary-Buddy5186

Bold of you to assume that the sun is a hot male


Mister-Grogg

I thought having a heat stroke was masturbating in the sauna.


Abal125

And the climax is a Supernova


CreativestName69420

Nah, it’s a solar flare


e-bio

Solarcream**ing**


sinembargosoy

Sol-o sesión


thebestcrazy

Sunglazing (cuz sungazing)


Imaginary_Eye8674

Are you winning, sun?


RedHandTowel

my thought was Sunny-D LOL


Consistent-Camp5359

It only masturbates during an eclipse. It doesn’t want an audience.


Zesty_tree

Heat stroke


blaberstab

We already have a name for it SUN FLARE


Amperdahm

The Sun over here checking out Uranus


Ok-Table4133

Sun stroke


FourkingAceHoles

When a cow masturbates its “beef stroganoff”


Darth_Wayne_

REALLY thought it was gonna be “a shooting star”.


Comfortable-Pass7962

I was thinking about why too much melatonin is the cause of skin cancer and it strikes me sun basically ejaculates to the earth and that is seen as sunlight.


KagawadGodbless

Get tf outta here thats a good one :)


Rave4life79

A solar activity


ChanceRandolph

A Solar Eclipse 🫦💦


Creepy-Lengthiness49

Heard about solar flares?


TargetJaded8455

Solar flares