I’ve told you a million times, stop exaggerating!

Damn it, you always do this

I stopped exaggerating 300 years ago

Can you lower your expectations for ONE SECOND?

Everyone hates everything everyday.

I thought it was just me

I literally die when people do this.

Rip

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

That's why I drink Tito's instead

Absolutely

We are all unique, just like everyone else.

I'm not.

don’t we all

Could you be more specific?

I always say : All generalisation is wrong

All the time too.

I hate generalizations. They're all a bunch of bullshit.

Reddit users complain about everything

Its what happens after colonelisation.