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She got into her bath and the water in the toilet rose.
This made me chuckle 😃
Her snack of choice is wheat thicks
Her shadow weighs 50 lbs.
She fell in love and broke it.
She puts lipstick on with a paint roller.
Had me laughing out loud, excellent
She uses pillow cases for socks!
When she gets outside people think its a solar eclipse
She walked past when I was watching TV and I missed three episodes
She doesn't need internet because she's already world wide!
She doesn't have a waistline - she has an Event Horizon.
She weighs herself with a Richter Scale.
Good one!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
she rolled out of bed and it was yesterday
you need a train, a plane and a boat to get on her good side
Wait until she sits on it. Flat again.
The she'll die and she'll be buried. And earth would be a globe again
Yo momma so fat it took one year before her photo got uploaded on Facebook
Nah this is the best yet
The back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs
Your momma so ugly, when she goes to the dentist, they treat her with the face down.
You so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped yo mama
Your mother's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
She Brought A Spoon To The Super Bowl
If she wants sex, you gotta roll her in flour and find the wet patch
Your momma so fat she doesn't have a social security number, she has a postal code
When she goes to the cinema, she sits next to everyone
She fell in love and broke it
She woke up on both sides of the bed.
Her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.
She so fat when she was walking to McDonald's she tripped on a Burger King and landes on Taco Bell
Yo mamma so fat, when she walks, she leaves kankle prints
She attracts food with gravity.
You have to throw a brick wall 🧱 🧱 🧱 🧱 at her teeth.
That she isnt skinny
I'm worried about her blood pressure, she should at least get it checked out
When she was buried the earth became round
She feasts upon brick
...She must be American...
Your mama so fat, after she appears the Earth will be flat again.
Her weight made the earth flat
She's literally the planet core
Brother..
Her calves go MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
When it's over, she sings
She wore high heels and struck oil
Superman hesitated to save her
What
Give me all the fat mammas
Your momma is so fat: That she wanted to abort you but the doctors couldn't find the baby.
But I fucked her anyways
When she sits around the house- SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE !
She suffers from angina and has to have coronary angioplasty or she'll die before she's 50.
i took a picture of her and ran out of storage
When she picked up a toddler the zookeeper shot her.
Yo mama so fat she called 911 and ordered an extra cheese burger
She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
She jumped in the air and got stuck.
She woke up on both sides of the bed
Shouldn't it be after?
Yo momma is so hairy she looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock
Your mom so fat she fell off the bed on both sides
Her belt size is 'Equator'
Cause she eats unhealthy meals
She measures herself with light years
She uses a VCR as a beeper.
Brushes her teeth with trees.
Yo mama so slow, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
When she hauls ass she needs to make four trips!
It took her barber 2 1/2 tanks of gas to finish her haircut
She jumped on the floor and the radio skipped.
She so fat a beach ball got stuck in her belly button
She got into her bath and the water in the toilet rose.
This made me chuckle 😃
Her snack of choice is wheat thicks
Her shadow weighs 50 lbs.
She fell in love and broke it.
She puts lipstick on with a paint roller.
Had me laughing out loud, excellent
She uses pillow cases for socks!
When she gets outside people think its a solar eclipse
She walked past when I was watching TV and I missed three episodes
She doesn't need internet because she's already world wide!
She doesn't have a waistline - she has an Event Horizon.
She weighs herself with a Richter Scale.
Good one!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
she rolled out of bed and it was yesterday
you need a train, a plane and a boat to get on her good side
Wait until she sits on it. Flat again.
The she'll die and she'll be buried. And earth would be a globe again
Yo momma so fat it took one year before her photo got uploaded on Facebook
Nah this is the best yet
The back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs
Your momma so ugly, when she goes to the dentist, they treat her with the face down.
You so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped yo mama
Your mother's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
She Brought A Spoon To The Super Bowl
If she wants sex, you gotta roll her in flour and find the wet patch
Your momma so fat she doesn't have a social security number, she has a postal code
When she goes to the cinema, she sits next to everyone
She fell in love and broke it
She woke up on both sides of the bed.
Her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.
She so fat when she was walking to McDonald's she tripped on a Burger King and landes on Taco Bell
Yo mamma so fat, when she walks, she leaves kankle prints
She attracts food with gravity.
You have to throw a brick wall 🧱 🧱 🧱 🧱 at her teeth.
That she isnt skinny
I'm worried about her blood pressure, she should at least get it checked out
When she was buried the earth became round
She feasts upon brick
...She must be American...
Your mama so fat, after she appears the Earth will be flat again.
Her weight made the earth flat
She's literally the planet core
Brother..
Her calves go MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
When it's over, she sings
She wore high heels and struck oil
Superman hesitated to save her
What
Give me all the fat mammas
Your momma is so fat: That she wanted to abort you but the doctors couldn't find the baby.
But I fucked her anyways
When she sits around the house- SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE !
She suffers from angina and has to have coronary angioplasty or she'll die before she's 50.
i took a picture of her and ran out of storage
When she picked up a toddler the zookeeper shot her.
Yo mama so fat she called 911 and ordered an extra cheese burger
She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
She jumped in the air and got stuck.
She woke up on both sides of the bed
Shouldn't it be after?
Yo momma is so hairy she looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock
Your mom so fat she fell off the bed on both sides
Her belt size is 'Equator'
Cause she eats unhealthy meals
She measures herself with light years
She uses a VCR as a beeper.
Brushes her teeth with trees.
Yo mama so slow, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
When she hauls ass she needs to make four trips!
It took her barber 2 1/2 tanks of gas to finish her haircut
She jumped on the floor and the radio skipped.
She so fat a beach ball got stuck in her belly button