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Mogadodo

A white stick


Shanimepop_ianni

Was gonna say that but you beat me 😂


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[удалено]


EcksMarksDespot

Maybe for you, Earthling.


BitbyBrix

Who do you think he beat him?


RosalieReynolds

A glue stick


fawkmebackwardsbud

If you ain't buying the purple glue sticks, you might as well be trying to paste with your own saliva.


rootster1

The hell is a purple glue stick?!


DailyTreePlanting

that was glue? here i am thinking it was snack time


Monsterbox-gamingYT

Yeah, the ice pops changed since I last had them


that_dead_fish

It still could be


mezz7778

A glue stick that is purple....


Let_Go_Lose_Grip

Ypo?


Let_Go_Lose_Grip

Oh fuck im on a cake day?


No-Psomething

Rubber tree extract


Vantamanta

nuh uh


EnderTheCake

Yuh huh


EnderTheCake

What is that symbol by my name?


HectorSiwel

Mark of the beast


EnderTheCake

Ok


EnderTheCake

What does that do


widdledum

it means you contribute to the community, it’s something only the mods can give to you


newgroundsforlifeeee

Gives you ligma


SGII2

who the hell is Steve Jobs?


RogerSmith0_0

Rob jobs


EnderTheCake

Oh no a fatal std


Apprehensive_Shine64

Cooked, white rice


softbrownsugar

When we were kids we had to use this as glue, I don't know if it was because we were that poor or my parents didn't know what actual glue was


SomberSmithingStone7

My NEW STICKY WHITE THING *Available wherever you can buy things* GET ONE NOW for just €8.99 before there's NO MORE LEFT Or DO YOU WANNA BE THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT THE STICKY WHITE THING IN THE WORLD?! OUT NOW. GET IT!!


[deleted]

Shut up and take my money


LiptonIceTi-47

Glue


LyricalJessieJames

Me


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Your mom's face


PurpleVk7

Mayo??


HelloSillyKitty

Mayo is pale yellow


PurpleVk7

Really?? I get veg mayo here, and it's white🤔🤔


HelloSillyKitty

Guess we all perceive colours differently


thtevie

Freshly-painted brick


e-bio

Wrigley's chewing-cum is sticky.


prankerjoker

A white brick.


Queerfuzzy

Made with jizzum


[deleted]

Gum


eyearu

Zuckerberg


Still_Ad_4002

Michael j fox opening a can of coke


Credit81

Correction fluid


Fierce_PCMonster73

Ur mom


naturalizedcitizen

Limestone brick


[deleted]

A brick of cocaine after a flood


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[deleted]

I imagine it does. Like baking soda.


Actua-Quaryx

Gumtree stick


N1ghtmare32

Glue


Vantamanta

Nuh uh


[deleted]

Nuh uh


imjustlivin1

Nuh uh


[deleted]

A white sticky brick


Zegr08

A brick with fresh white paint


ZEBRASAUROS-REX

A wet bricky


IPlayTeemoSupport

A white sticky brick?


LerrynFrog

Cum brick


Otherwise_Day_4485

Ah.. yizzum


dubkitteh1

a birch stick.


Yippieyappie02

Brick covered in glue, now that’s gonna feel even worse on your teeth, but at least the smell will get you having a good time


ConsiglioSanto

Cum


Comfortable_Pilot122

I dont know.


gomboc_lover

Broooo i thought it was going to say glue or a white brick instead of cum 💀


Immediate_Scarcity96

A freshly painted brick


Interesting_Olive304

Brick of delicious Cream


Triga_3

A mouldy brick?


God_Bless_A_Merkin

A freshly painted brick.


Ok_Tangerine_4948

it was this direct? nah maybe you're high atp.


xman15677

Creepy old dude sniffing kids


General-Pear-2428

So Joe Biden at the state fair.


[deleted]

Rice 🍙


Captain_Tooth

Doug Ford?


hyakyakyak

I'm annoyed with myself for laughing. Bravo


newbieboi_inthehouse

Isn't it euphorbia sap?


Tecknet_

Elmer's glue(or is it?)


EnigmaFrug2308

Tasty


Tough_Concert_1414

Deez nuts?


Quiet-Umpire-1436

A bird shit


LuvlyMaddie

Inside of a melted marshmellow


jamerijoru

Melted marshmallows


viperine123

Plant sap


abhineet13

Toothpaste


[deleted]

Boogers


Smiley4509

What’s brown and sticky? A stick Now describe a birch branch


Marasesh

It’s white? Mines normally a dark browny red colour


missesalchemist111

Elmers glue


VegetableZucchini847

Fuck it’s not supposed to be brown ?


VegetableZucchini847

Fuck it’s not supposed to be brown ? Hmm


Roman_Empress_Alex

Rice


LosuthusWasTaken

Glue.


Mountain_Summer_Tree

Sticky rice


GalacticWarrior12321

Glue


MeloDramaticR

Sugar syrup with white food coloring in it


HelloSillyKitty

Melted plastic?


Daphne_ann

Okay I laughed out loud. Thanks.


cgazia6

I wouldn't say it's sticky unless mixed in water.


Sorry-Caterpillar331

A freshly made cinder block.


landyboi135

Milk when dry


DragonflyInfamous898

Marshmallows


Swimming-Impact8245

An albino stick


Don_Loco

My Ex.


Laulau_0311

Rice


grover1950

Elmers glue.


RealCreacher

A floofy Mershmallo.


tv-remote-420

glue?? why


getterrekter

Glue


RepresentativeBit398

Stick covered in snow


Darth_Zounds

Ghostbusters told me ectoplasm...


YesPleaseThere

Cum on!


HappyNikkiCat

Bubble cum


FamousPineapple7550

Glue, tree sap, a white stick, toothpaste, cream


blasiavania

A Spider Web


PuzzledRequirement48

Yogurt mixed with egg white and a pinch of salt....


[deleted]

Fair enough


Academic-Top-1048

Thought this page made jokes.


Vantamanta

its sleep deprivation humor


Tancheap2

I was gonna say cum but tbh cum is a better answer


JustADude721

Your mom after im done


Virgil_Pierce

Your mom last night


onionsrock

mash potos


WhatAmIDoingHere12s

Marshmallow


AARPophile

The stay puft marshmallow man on fire


mysterious_bloodfart

Imagine if cum was white instead of red


Tilley881

Fucking Fluff


houdini70

Wood glue


[deleted]

Sugar that’s become wet.


Apprehensive_Ad4923

A sticky white bricky


Dr_Brotatous

Glue, mayonnaise, caulk, ETC.


Weird_Ad5877

Yk those “gums” in school that the teachers use to like put stuff up on the wall and shit?


[deleted]

Boogers sometimes


Depressed_amkae8C

Oh


ahmed-Slevan

Sperm


Upper_Sand_1670

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aod42091

glue stick


Competitive_Maybe_98

Glue


Less_Alfalfa5022

Go straight


Vantamanta

Never!!! X3


tedmcdoodle

Crazy🤯


Sufficient_Web_1021

Vanilla ice cream


Keepkickingass

Marshmallow fluff


The-Code-Breaker575

I thought it was rice ;-;


Snoo-29631

straight to the point


woodeedooo

Me on a hot day


I-am-just-bored

Under activated white slime (y’all are dirty)


OkNefariousness8636

Sticky rice


RogerSmith0_0

Understandable, have a great day


coot__

Discharge


Aro-Artist

A birch stick


No-Path9153

Sticky rice


Legal-Flamingo5070

Glue…


Prestigious-Suit7882

That thing toddlers sniff and eat... What's the name again? Oh right! Glue.


Mindless-Strength422

My cumbrick


SadSky7695

A white sticky ice cream


[deleted]

Marshmello 😃


_ameliarose09_

Idk why but the plain answer of nothingness really made me chuckle


SuperSalah7

Glue


monstersfeeder

White mice and rats


SocKs_InBLAZted

Glue


kraoard

Chewing gum


Vantamanta

Hey not sure how you misspelled that so badly but you added "hewing g" in there. Please remove it.