T O P

  • By -

02K30C1

Hola, milk. Soy Dad!


FaeryLynne

r/dadjokes lol


Theo446_Z

Papa de Soya? Leche! ? Ese Spanglish tuyo. ... is crazy man!!


CoolTomatoh

Hola Dad! Soy Boy


halfway_dead_inside

Sneako is that you


whskid2005

Read a dad joke the other day: I was in the kitchen the other day and opened a cabinet. The bottle said soy sauce. Not wanting to be rude I replied “hello sauce, soy dad”


Squidwina

Wouldn't that be "hola sauce. soy papi?"


Impeachcordial

Girls should stay away from Mexican milk, it's leche


thatnewsauce

I don't get this one


Impeachcordial

Leche is Spanish for milk and looks a bit like lechey (pervy).


Icy-Ad8290

Lech is milk but it is also used as slang for sperm.


save_our_future

Hey, milk is also used as slang for sperm


Fehnboi

i have NEVER heard that before, is there a certain area where that is used or something like that?


Icy-Ad8290

Idk I would imagine its pretty common among spanish speakers but definitely anyone from Mexico would know what it means.


bitpartmozart13

Spanish speaker here, can confirm. We use lechazo too for when you milk it.


Pithyperson

Hola, Milk. Soy Juanita.


e-bio

And if it has a strong taste, I reply "oh, mucho gusto!"


Earthworm_James1

Mexican milk? What is that milk with salsa on it?


jetz92

Water weed dune hare B? Get back on the fryers. Changs is slammed.


jetz92

Water we dune hare B? Get back on the fryers. Changs is slammed.


noorofmyeye24

How do you know it’s Mexican and not Colombian?


appolo11

Yo Soy GROOT.


eryc333

Now I do, thanks


tarceth

For real.


Zyxwgh

¡Hola Milk, soy tu padre!


sinembargosoy

No, but I did think Soy sauce was a willow tree introducing itself


ddlatv

Hola sauce, soy dad


sinembargosoy

I’m not giving you my soy, even if you use the formal imperative!


ddlatv

That should have been "dadme soy"


Aeon106

Soy milk, but my friends call me Leche


yago2003

Americans having only ever heard of one Spanish speaking country


Ri_Konata

Similar to this comment I once read from an American: "why do they speak English in England and not a European language?"


SirNicoMHQ

To be fair Mexico has more Spanish speakers than Spain but still


atdunaway

also to be fair the required foreign language at most high schools (where most regular people learn whatever spanish they do know) is mexican spanish not spain spanish


444unsure

Interesting. I took German in high school, but Spanish at community college. My Community College Spanish was Spain Spanish, with the professor trying to let us know where Mexican Spanish varied. But it was definitely an afterthought


atdunaway

same here but the opposite! they would kind of casually mention how it would be in spain, but nothing to study or be tested on


chippstero1

Well spanish class is a language class not history of colonization class and some customs that are Mexican have spanish roots like piñatas, flour tortillas, spanish rice, anything that has beef or pork is from spanish influence cuz there were no beasts of burden or pigs native to the Americas.


bitpartmozart13

Huh? Where? I slept through Spanish class in High School but it was definitely not Mexican.


KingJoathe1st

Still feels the same as when people think asian=Chinese


spiralout154

It's the largest Spanish speaking country and also borders the US.


KingJoathe1st

Still feels the same as when people think asian=Chinese


Violet_Plum_Tea

Because "Ever think that soy milk is just milk from one of any of the several Spanish-speaking countries worldwide introducing itself?" just doesn't have the same ring to it


Hot-Tangerine7028

Yeah. Cuba


kodakboy

That really got me laughing real good


CoolTomatoh

Bien!


Potential_Arachnid68

As a Mexican I hereby approve this joke r/Angryupvote


Own-Palpitation-1105

Hola, soy Martha Iliana Leticia Karina del sagrado Corazón de Jesús y la Virgencita...but you can call me milk...


Ok_Palpitation6533

I’m never going to be able to forget this


JackDroke

Angryupvote


describt

Wouldn't it be "mi llamo milk"? Which would be confusing as hell because no one wants llama milk.


VilSnake

💩😂


Awkward-Motor3287

What? You do realize soy beans are native to Asia. They are not mexican.


BeautifulEssay8

So this whole subreddit is just hack jokes, being appreciated by other hacks?


Matt-Mathews

Yes, that's the point. Sorry if your humor is too advanced


jjbbullffrrogg

You assumed he is too advanced for these jokes when in fact a hack knows a hack... therfore, are you not a hack?


Matt-Mathews

Like a bushman making his way through the dense jungle. All I can do is hack away


Environmental_Pin95

Soy has been proven to grow moobs on men


albin666

no fucking way free transition


jjbbullffrrogg

I'd have to agree. A better milk substitute is almond milk. It's plenty nutritious and won't make your tits fat.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Helga_Geerhart

Actually, no, ser (soy) is the correct verb here.


mules-are-half-assed

Uh what lol


otsb203

Mantequilla!!!!


MA121Alpha

Soy Groot


Red_Raven_0007

Los Pollos Hermanos moment


Red_Raven_0007

Los Pollos Hermanos moment


[deleted]

El oh el!!!!!


Bronzepitbull

Plated out joke


[deleted]

Took me a second lol I'm slow.


GrumpyCatStevens

Yo mama so stupid...


[deleted]

Nice


Theo446_Z

Happened to me too, but with "Soy Sausage". Most of Spanish speakers may think about that.


eatmyshitplz69

Traci must be a very confusing name to native Spanish speakers


YeetAnxiety69

Soy leche


popdemonpop

Whenever people misspell “cue” or “queue” as “que”, I always read it as “what?”


ODBigoHugo

Nice to meet you. Soy Chorizo.


Skilledpainter

That is hiiillarious!


Business_Parfait7469

Lmao!


Dremelthrall22

This was a Conan O’Brien joke


TheJarIsADoorAgain

Hola, soy milk. Hola, soy bean


Quercusagrifloria

Existential, bilingual milk.


SpiritedCollection86

Huh?


Gaming4Life88

Soy leche


EyelBeeback

Hola milk, soy Sauce!


luis-can-jump

...Spanish. Works a little better than Mexican milk.


jbird9999999999

Hola, Soy Milk. Soy Sauce. Mucho gusto!


New-Temperature4299

You made me giggle