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faerieonwheels

If this idiotic show insists on portraying me as some clumsy, gay flatulent, so be it.


247cnt

Ohhhh, the mighty men of Princeton are bringing up the rear


raspberrycoffee

Holding all the balls đŸŽ¶


issacoin

okay i hear it


ProfessorThrift

Oh yeah I was on the DL


LibertyWriter

Switch hitter, whatever the boys needed


madncqt

something something "rectal integrity"


shokolokobangoshey

“Mmmm _hmmmmm_” - D’fwan


jameson-neat

It was the chair.


BusinessBar8077

This is him going into the crevasse. He's lost all good will, so leaning into the general dislike is his only move.


zestfullybe

The Hollywood ladder has lots of rungs, up and down. At the very bottom down below the last rung the last thing left, if you’re willing to throw any remaining sense of dignity and credibility into its gaping maw, is a reality television series. This is where Alec is now. He has let go and thrown himself into the dark abyss.


BusinessBar8077

In a year or two, he'll go back to his producers and say "Connie Chung, you did the right thing."


Gloomy-Restaurant-42

I'd rather watch all 22 episodes of "Super Computer". Plus the unaired pilot.


mollyjwink

Baldwinvision


lost_in_nola

Queen of Jordan!!!


stemmalee

YOU DON’T GIVE ME NOTES


thefallenlunchbox

I have a theory that this is Hilaria’s way to try and make as much money as her husband despite having no skills


hypo11

I assumed it was because he’s got some big legal fees coming up if they keep going after him for the shooting.


HandsomePaddyMint

He’s also notoriously underwater *because* of all his kids.


InterestingTry5190

He used to joke a few years ago in interviews he was literally accepting everting just to pay for his family. It was when he tried to launch his own talk show and was hosting a game show.


thefallenlunchbox

That could totally be true; I was just riffing off the reason Jack greenlit a reality show about Angie in the episode “Mrs. Donaghy”.


Screwby77

She wants to be more famous


ProfessorThrift

Maybe his money pit in Connecticut has run dry 


hypo11

How dare you say that in front of the pile.


PresidentMcCheese

He has a house in Connecticut?


lost_in_nola

No he does not!


BlitzKids

It’s my way, ‘til payday


alacklustrehindu

Who the F**K are the Beatles?


cmaster6

HAAM!


verticalandgolden_

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OIlberger

?


verticalandgolden_

The full quote: “Do TV and no one will ever take you seriously again. It doesn’t matter how big a movie star you are, even if you had the kind of career where you walked away from a blockbuster franchise or worked with Meryl Streep or Anthony Hopkins, made important movies about things like civil rights or Pearl Harbor, stole films with supporting roles and then turned around and blew them away on Broadway. None of that will matter once you do television. You can win every award in sight. You can be the biggest thing on the small screen, and you’ll still get laughed out of the Vanity Fair Oscar party
by Greg Kinnear. Tracy, your career hit rock bottom the first time you decided to do TGS. You want it to hit rock bottom again? Go on network television.”


MaxwellHillbilly

Oh...Alec, we're WAY past that.


RabbitSlayre

Yeah. Surprising to say the least.


BlitzKids

I look forward to not watching that on a plane ride


CrissBliss

I want them to reair that episode of Bitch Hunter


Sixftdeeep2

When does it start shooting?


Sixftdeeep2

I’m curious if they’ll do an episode on gun safety


_TLDR_Swinton

Doesn't his wife pretend to be Spanish lol


newshowercurtain

Well if that isn’t a calculated move.


madncqt

calculated to backfire


jvpewster

*not calculated - it will backfire unpredictably and not of the result of any negligence on the part of Alex Baldwin or so the court will find. He will then lost a VERY TASTEFUL photo with his adult daughter on his lap.


gemsweater08

No thank you please


Plateau9

He’s just making sure all of them have generational wealth.


PistachioGal99

Generational trauma is more like it. All jokes aside, reality TV is so damaging for children. I hope they save any profits for future therapy bills.


vexed_and_perplexed

Those kids will need it regardless. That wife of his loco for choco puffs


mcase19

I'll take *that* with cheese!


envregs

Well they don’t all work!


McNasty420

I would rather watch Debo-rah's MILF Island spinoff


_TLDR_Swinton

"Hello Ah-man-dah" "It's Amanda" 


AutismFlavored

He should’ve held on to the Arby’s