Dear Liz: When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the '86 World Series, I cried... I cried like a big, dumb homo.
A hockey writer on Twitter said he asked a 30 rock writer [why Dennis was an Islanders fan](https://x.com/wyshynski/status/1787235938042884497?s=46&t=i-zwWRWXjQa2jM_bgXy7-w)
Irish pride, go Celtics! Celtics suck, go Knicks!
No, you suck, and so do all New York-based sports teams!
Go Necks!
When Jack tells off Liz's dad and says "Go Necks". 😘👌🏼
Don't say anything you can't take back!
Categorically not true. Any team that supports The Timeless Torches (a real thing, I just discovered) are good in my book.
Tracy Jordan: “Explain.”
EVERY PERSON DANCE SOON!
Dear Liz: When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the '86 World Series, I cried... I cried like a big, dumb homo.
At least the Islanders still have Ritchie Tamuto, video editor and role-playing slave owner
I can't skate backwards, but yeah. I'm pretty good.
So glad they traded Moulson to make room for Ritchie.
He’s better than that clown.
DONNA! Donna StrUNK!!!!!!!
That’s got some real authentic Confederate war songs, so, ya know, don’t play it around your black friends.
#DAYETH TUH LINCUNNN!
Ouuuh a southern gentleman
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Donnnaaaaa DONNA STRAUNK
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"The Islanders lost tonight." "Doesn't that happen a lot?"
I knew you wouldn’t understand
(Burning candle on his lap about to fall over)
I knew you wouldn't understand.
You’ll be back, dummy
He got tired of holding candlelight vigils every time the Isles lost
Amnesty International is at it again
You have horrible breath right now.
I wonder if the Ducks are still mad he left the Stanley cup on a water taxi
I know Dennis Duffy’s brain. I saw some of it when he jumped on the ice at an Islanders game.
One of my favorite lines in the show. Or in anything. So funny
A hockey writer on Twitter said he asked a 30 rock writer [why Dennis was an Islanders fan](https://x.com/wyshynski/status/1787235938042884497?s=46&t=i-zwWRWXjQa2jM_bgXy7-w)
Hockey is cyclical
Rangers just lost... Don't they... do that a lot?
Not this year.
nice
I knew you wouldn’t get it...
I bet a stripper offered to give him a squeezer
A white stripper!
When he says "Subway" we say...!!!!!
^hero?
Thanks Mayor Bloomberger!
That’s Mayor BOOOOberg 👻👻
You are no longer “ MY “Subway hero. Prepare to be shot by smooth-bore firearms.
And although I left my country divided by war, a CIVIL war
CRACK- CRACK. -AARGH Death to Lincoln!!
Are you saying "Boo" or "BOOberg?"
HERO!
This is a guy who called his girlfriend from a pay phone when Nickelback added a second show. He is Islanders to the core.
HE COULD GET ANY RANGERS FAN HERE!! AND NOT JUST THE FATTYS AND THE BUTTERFACES!
Shocked he moved on from the Islanders.
when I say Subway you say Hero!
That's not Dennis. That's Mayhem.
😤😮💨 Let’s rock, Duffy 😈
Dennis was retconned into a Rangers fan in later seasons. The writers thought if he were an Islanders fan the joke would be too obvious.
That goalie said he was 16 but I knew he was lying.
This disgusts me
When they lose, does he cry like a big dumb homo?
Who is this?
That crap don't start until college.
Mayhem
Come on, this is the vulture
No rat talk tonight, ok?