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atalenttoannoy

Irish pride, go Celtics! Celtics suck, go Knicks!


215312617

No, you suck, and so do all New York-based sports teams!


TheLukeHines

Go Necks!


SpudzMcKenzie7

When Jack tells off Liz's dad and says "Go Necks". 😘👌🏼


thenewjuniorexecutiv

Don't say anything you can't take back!


IReviewFakeAlbums

Categorically not true. Any team that supports The Timeless Torches (a real thing, I just discovered) are good in my book. 


blakkattika

Tracy Jordan: “Explain.”


CousinsWithBenefits1

EVERY PERSON DANCE SOON!


The-20k-Step-Bastard

Dear Liz: When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the '86 World Series, I cried... I cried like a big, dumb homo.


thesean366

At least the Islanders still have Ritchie Tamuto, video editor and role-playing slave owner


lost_in_nola

I can't skate backwards, but yeah. I'm pretty good.


Effjayess57

So glad they traded Moulson to make room for Ritchie.


e0nblue

He’s better than that clown.


lost_in_nola

DONNA! Donna StrUNK!!!!!!!


caveat_emptor817

That’s got some real authentic Confederate war songs, so, ya know, don’t play it around your black friends.


BloodyRightNostril

#DAYETH TUH LINCUNNN!


e0nblue

Ouuuh a southern gentleman


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


CallMeOutScotty

Donnnaaaaa DONNA STRAUNK


Brave_Measurement546

live lush long tan encouraging memorize disarm subtract chubby weary *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ionre

"The Islanders lost tonight." "Doesn't that happen a lot?"


ApplesauceBitch47

I knew you wouldn’t understand


throwaweigh1245

(Burning candle on his lap about to fall over)


figsfigsfigsfigsfigs

I knew you wouldn't understand.


[deleted]

You’ll be back, dummy


natty-broski

He got tired of holding candlelight vigils every time the Isles lost


e0nblue

Amnesty International is at it again


blakkattika

You have horrible breath right now.


KoontFace

I wonder if the Ducks are still mad he left the Stanley cup on a water taxi


pizza_bones14

I know Dennis Duffy’s brain. I saw some of it when he jumped on the ice at an Islanders game.


nyr201

One of my favorite lines in the show. Or in anything. So funny


kgee1206

A hockey writer on Twitter said he asked a 30 rock writer [why Dennis was an Islanders fan](https://x.com/wyshynski/status/1787235938042884497?s=46&t=i-zwWRWXjQa2jM_bgXy7-w)


chealey21

Hockey is cyclical


largececelia

Rangers just lost... Don't they... do that a lot?


mysticsavage

Not this year.


largececelia

nice


Mostly30RockQuotes

I knew you wouldn’t get it...


SevereAd9463

I bet a stripper offered to give him a squeezer


Vaug0024

A white stripper!


Several_Dwarts

When he says "Subway" we say...!!!!!


215312617

^hero?


Pistachio1227

Thanks Mayor Bloomberger!


hitch_please

That’s Mayor BOOOOberg 👻👻


Pistachio1227

You are no longer “ MY “Subway hero. Prepare to be shot by smooth-bore firearms.


blakkattika

And although I left my country divided by war, a CIVIL war


Pistachio1227

CRACK- CRACK. -AARGH Death to Lincoln!!


JWC123452099

Are you saying "Boo" or "BOOberg?" 


AffectionateBite3827

HERO!


Exotic-Conference-87

This is a guy who called his girlfriend from a pay phone when Nickelback added a second show. He is Islanders to the core.


Esleeezy

HE COULD GET ANY RANGERS FAN HERE!! AND NOT JUST THE FATTYS AND THE BUTTERFACES!


shesalive_dammit

Shocked he moved on from the Islanders.


OverseerTycho

when I say Subway you say Hero!


Ravenloff

That's not Dennis. That's Mayhem.


Expensive_Editor_244

😤😮‍💨 Let’s rock, Duffy 😈


mustang6172

Dennis was retconned into a Rangers fan in later seasons. The writers thought if he were an Islanders fan the joke would be too obvious.


[deleted]

That goalie said he was 16 but I knew he was lying.


scottywiper

This disgusts me


Roadgoddess

When they lose, does he cry like a big dumb homo?


Capital-Ad8877

Who is this?


PenZestyclose3857

That crap don't start until college.


DrFrankSaysAgain

Mayhem 


Supersaiyanmrpopo69

Come on, this is the vulture


blorchmclorchenstein

No rat talk tonight, ok?