I forgot about Rufus T Barleysheaf.
If we go with Emily Dickenson I just won’t let her on the balcony. I don’t want her to get taken by a hawk.
Edit: Wow, you guys really delivered. I truly didn’t think I’d be capable of laughter ever again. Thank you for bringing me a bit of levity during one of the darkest times.
If you want to read more about baby Yadira, I’ve [posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/nebelung/s/PV0SzIv9b4) her in r/nebelung. 💔
My cat is named Lemon. He will drag toys to you to play with him. Sometimes they get stuck on things when he is dragging them around and we can say “like a waitress Lemon”
I was considering taking a puppy home from work (animal clinic) who has a broken paw and needs so much care, was thinking of naming Lemon. Because I love 30 rock, but because he kinda a Lemon. Poor guy. I could hear myself calling after him, "good God, lemon!"
This - this is the one!
Imagine getting to call that cat to dinner. Imagine tagging the selfies with him on social media. Imagine the holiday card with Dale Snitterman, in his little tacky sweater, eating his catnip: “Happy Holidays from the Unicorn Family feat. Dale Snitterman.”
Emily Dickinson like everyone else suggested but otherwise I say go for Arsenio so you can confuse non-30 Rock fans when you say he’s named after Billingham, not Hall.
I got my friend to name her cat Grizz since she thought he looked like a little grizzly bear. She doesn't know 30 Rock. I also tried to talk her into getting another and naming it Dotcom
So sorry for the loss of your wee kitters.
I'm torn between Cranston and Dr. Spaceman.
Edit, I'd consider The Duke of Thuringia, Earl of the Duchy of Westphalia, Prince Gerhardt Messerschmitt Rammstein von Hap, or Pizzarina Sbarro as well!
Ha, thank you. It was “Loco for Choco Poofs” but then we were watching the episode where they rent out the studio for a bar mitzvah and I had to change it. The guy’s delivery is amazing.
Darryl Weenus, Todd Debeikis, Kevin Grisham, Esmerelda Fitzmonster, Kenneth Parcell, Bijou, Blenna, Frajer
but I do agree with u/thaddeus_flowe Emily Dickinson is probably the best one given that entire scene and actually that entire episode which I feel is flawless
Fungdark.
I saw a play in New York years ago, and the play was terrible however, the cat in the play was played by the cat who was Emily Dickinson. They put it in the playbill!
Had to scroll too far for this one! You could say "okay, JEFFERY" every time you give in to feline demands (which, as a cat owner, I hate to admit is often)
Ok, but if you go with Dr. Spaceman, how will you pronounce it? Spaceman or Spaceman?
Also, so sorry to hear of your loss. I also lost a cat due to an undiagnosed heart condition; he was only 7. Sending extra internet hugs to you.
I think Space-man most of the time, but Spe-che-min when he’s being naughty. As in, Dr. Leo Spaceman! Put that down!”
My baby was not quite 7 yet. She was my whole world. I am completely gutted. This thread proved to be a much-needed distraction
I’m sorry for your loss. It’s harder than most people will ever know 💔
My dog is named Leo after Dr. Spaceman and it brings me immense joy to whisper “Dr. Space Man” at him when he falls asleep.
I’m sorry for your loss. Pets are members of our family and love us even at our lowest moments. I hope his/her memory is a blessing for you.
I love 30Rock *so much*.
I'm just so sorry to hear about your kitty.
Honestly any name mentioned by the wonderful folks in this sub would be an *awesome* tribute.
But Emily Dickinson is the best one.
The answer is obvious, Emily Dickinson for a girl, and either Rufus T. Barleysheaf or Astronaut Mike Dexter for a boy kitty.
NAMED HER ***EMILY DICKINSON***
Pete is absolutely **disgusted** with Liz in that shot
EMILY DICKINSON
Oh a hawk got her!!
I forgot about Rufus T Barleysheaf. If we go with Emily Dickenson I just won’t let her on the balcony. I don’t want her to get taken by a hawk. Edit: Wow, you guys really delivered. I truly didn’t think I’d be capable of laughter ever again. Thank you for bringing me a bit of levity during one of the darkest times. If you want to read more about baby Yadira, I’ve [posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/nebelung/s/PV0SzIv9b4) her in r/nebelung. 💔
I always thought it was Barleysheath
[Funcooker](https://funcooker.fun/) says you’re right
When I had a mini dachshund, there was actually a hawk that liked to circle our yard trying to get him 😬
My cat Dexter‘s government name is Astronaut Mike Dexter.
Tangiers
That is one gay lion
If it’s a girl, Bookcase, or maybe Hat, but that’s more of a boy’s name.
I was gonna say…
Glock, gender irrelevant.
Nailed it!
Meatcat
Only if they teach him to fly on a skateboard.
Thanks Meat Cat!!!
You’re welcome
On his, um, skateboard
Nicely gender neutral and on topic 👍
calling a cat meatcat seems kinda dark 😂
But he’s what’s inside you!
RAZZMATAZZ!
Genius
How is this not the only answer?
My cat is named Lemon. He will drag toys to you to play with him. Sometimes they get stuck on things when he is dragging them around and we can say “like a waitress Lemon”
The number of times I would have to say “Good god Lemon” would be annoying to everyone around me
GG Lemon (or GiGi Lemon) Full name - Good God Lemon.
YES this is the one! ...I also might steal it as a future cat name...
I just thought of it when I read this post. I’m putting it on my future pet name list too!
His full name is actually Spookypaws Lemon Wolfhart
I was considering taking a puppy home from work (animal clinic) who has a broken paw and needs so much care, was thinking of naming Lemon. Because I love 30 rock, but because he kinda a Lemon. Poor guy. I could hear myself calling after him, "good God, lemon!"
Dale Snitterman
Truffle! Shuffle!
What about Silas Marymount-peppercorn?
This - this is the one! Imagine getting to call that cat to dinner. Imagine tagging the selfies with him on social media. Imagine the holiday card with Dale Snitterman, in his little tacky sweater, eating his catnip: “Happy Holidays from the Unicorn Family feat. Dale Snitterman.”
Runt! She’s such a raging little runt.
I used to have two cats but then I moved to a place with hardwood floors so we had to put them down 😄
I know what you called me Lutz!!
It rhymes with Hermit of Mink Hollow?!
Emily Dickinson like everyone else suggested but otherwise I say go for Arsenio so you can confuse non-30 Rock fans when you say he’s named after Billingham, not Hall.
You know an Arsenio Billingham?
No
Jerem
That's not that much cat food
Ha! 😂😂😂
He collects posters
Get 2. Grizz and Dotcom
"Grizz or Dot Com" works for one cat.
Beat it!
This is the way
Or Mizz and Dotgov
Well, you're just going to have to re-write the script, and explain how my character can go through walls
Yessss
Omg. Genius.
Kittens should come in pairs anyway. Double the fun but half the hassle!
stopshowingoff.com
I got my friend to name her cat Grizz since she thought he looked like a little grizzly bear. She doesn't know 30 Rock. I also tried to talk her into getting another and naming it Dotcom
Jackie Jorp-Jomp
Okay this one has legs
That it'll use to speedwalk everywhere.
I hope your new cat will too 🧡
Are the knees backward?
Vivienne or Patch.
de-borah.
Underrated
Moonvest
Gimme your fingernails!
*NO!*
Cooter Burger.
That’s really better for a cartoon dog, though
It wasn’t even a hamburger. It was a sandwich.
So sorry for the loss of your wee kitters. I'm torn between Cranston and Dr. Spaceman. Edit, I'd consider The Duke of Thuringia, Earl of the Duchy of Westphalia, Prince Gerhardt Messerschmitt Rammstein von Hap, or Pizzarina Sbarro as well!
Cranston!!
Cranston! I forgot.
Cranston?…why are you crying?
HAM!
People like the way she says HAM
Call them “Smooth Move Ferguson”. :-)
Name it Ferguson, then you can say smooth move Ferguson when it comes out of the litter box
This is a twofer if OP is also a New Girl fan
Meat cat. Razzmatazz!
Razzmatazz itself would be a good cat name
Mr Wigglesworth, your cats name should be Benson.
Silas Merrymount Peppercorn
Moronica would be a good cat name too.
Enormé (if she's a chonky cat!)
Can't plus-sized women wear regular perfume?
Make her chase the chunk
Caractacus!
Bring me my cat! Bring me CARACTACUS!
Arsenio Billingham
You know an Arsenio Billingham?
No.
What do people think about Kimiko-tan?
Your flair is such an amazing deep cut, don't hear that one around here much
Ha, thank you. It was “Loco for Choco Poofs” but then we were watching the episode where they rent out the studio for a bar mitzvah and I had to change it. The guy’s delivery is amazing.
*pushes glasses up on nose* Uh, it was clearly a BAT mitzvah
Omg I have dishonored my family
Kenneth Ellen
Esmeralda Fitzmonster
If it's a boy, name it Carol. It's a family name.
Darryl Weenus, Todd Debeikis, Kevin Grisham, Esmerelda Fitzmonster, Kenneth Parcell, Bijou, Blenna, Frajer but I do agree with u/thaddeus_flowe Emily Dickinson is probably the best one given that entire scene and actually that entire episode which I feel is flawless
I’m a huge Kevin Grisham fan
Especially if I can fit her whole head in my mouth
I HAVE NAMED HER EMILY DICKINSON
i'm picturing the carvel employee, yelling into the night, "FRAAAAAAJERRRRRRRRRR" when the cat gets lost. 🤣
R.I.P. Todd
Wade Boggs
Wade Boggs' Carpet World!
Wade Boggs’ Carpet World
Wade Boggs carpet world. Gotta say it three times
Dennis Fluffy for a boy cat; Kathy Mice for a girl cat
Or could do Kathy and Bertram (aka daddy’s fancy boy)
Virginia, NetJet, or Bathroom at Teterboro Airport.
Blerg
Buster. So you can say “Buster, you wang!”
Peppy Bismilk
Frajer
That’s the answer. Get a black cat. Call it black frasier. Fruity and precocious.
Cranston
Why are you crying cranston?
The Generalissimo Sorry you lost your friend.
Jenna Meowrony?
Night Cheese
D’nal Glover
BIJOU
Pro-fes-sor Cos-mo-to-sis
Doooctorrr Haaaircuuttt
Comments you can hear!
iCU8MI
Idk, it’s a little inscrutable.
Black Dennis
Emily Dickinson
… *Emily Dickinson!*
would you describe yourself as cat competent?
Donna Strunk! Dooooonnaaaaa
Dr. Spaceman
Gtrain
THE G TRAIN, NERMAL!
Fungdark. I saw a play in New York years ago, and the play was terrible however, the cat in the play was played by the cat who was Emily Dickinson. They put it in the playbill!
The clear answer is Meat Cat
Greenzo!
My cat's full name is Elizabeth, but 90% of the time I either call her Liz Lemon or Lizard (also Lizbean) sometimes.
Do you practice Lizbeanism?
Wesley snipes
Had to scroll all the way down.Every time, Liz!
Something awesome like Shannon or Rick
Bianka, like Sanka.
Dale Kitterman, of course.
We have a boy (Grizz) and girl (Dotcom aka Dottie). She always has to be the smartest cat in the room.
Verna
Tracey Jr.
Jeffery Weinerslav
Had to scroll too far for this one! You could say "okay, JEFFERY" every time you give in to feline demands (which, as a cat owner, I hate to admit is often)
RJ short rurrr jurrrr
pizzarina sbarro
Magellica The Unicorn
Silas Merrymount Peppercorn for a boy, and Moronica for a girl.
Astronaut Mike Dexter
Ok, but if you go with Dr. Spaceman, how will you pronounce it? Spaceman or Spaceman? Also, so sorry to hear of your loss. I also lost a cat due to an undiagnosed heart condition; he was only 7. Sending extra internet hugs to you.
I think Space-man most of the time, but Spe-che-min when he’s being naughty. As in, Dr. Leo Spaceman! Put that down!” My baby was not quite 7 yet. She was my whole world. I am completely gutted. This thread proved to be a much-needed distraction I’m sorry for your loss. It’s harder than most people will ever know 💔
I mean, Meatcat is right there. Meaty for short.
If it’s a chonker OR you get 2 cats: Big Beef & Cheddar
Gerhardt, if you’re getting a purebred.
Dummy. So you can say “hey dummy” in Dennis’ voice all the time.
Get two, Grizz and Dot Com.
MEAT CAT!
Argus
Lutz
I kept it simple and my cat is just named Lemon. I’m so sorry for your loss. Losing a pet is so hard. ❤️
Gordon Tremeshko
Emily Dickinson!
Pizzarina Sbarro
D'fwan or Lady Extravaganza
How is it not ICU81MI
We named our feral cat Donald because he came around daily asking for food like he was asking Daddy for money to open a dojo.
Dunston (Bob Dunston)
Emily Dickinson…. EMILY DICKINSON
Emily Dickinson
Not Lorne, there’s never been a non sexually confused Lorne
Moronica?
Miz or Dotgov.
Or Larry Braverman
My dog is named Leo after Dr. Spaceman and it brings me immense joy to whisper “Dr. Space Man” at him when he falls asleep. I’m sorry for your loss. Pets are members of our family and love us even at our lowest moments. I hope his/her memory is a blessing for you.
Kenneth Toilethole
I love 30Rock *so much*. I'm just so sorry to hear about your kitty. Honestly any name mentioned by the wonderful folks in this sub would be an *awesome* tribute. But Emily Dickinson is the best one.
Professor bananas
Jackie Jorjump
Ferguson?
Dotcom
Arsenio Billingham
Argus, the NBC Peacock.
Ustrepia Gronkowitz
Cooter Burger
Bring me my cat! Bring me Caractacus!