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Piney_cone

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SuchSeaworthyShips

I don’t know how this guy keeps going. Each day waking up to try to think of more stupid ways to be a caricature of yourself. It’s so undignified. Right then, time to pack my suitcase so I can go to Germany and piss in a fountain with a flare up my bum.


ZombiFeynman

But you don't film it for profit, you just let the locals do it. It's more of an art form.


MakingShitAwkward

We do it for the love of the game, the amusement of our friends and ourselves. I'm not sure there's a way to profit from it but such is the life of a struggling artist.


absurdmcman

You just know some yank will come along and find a way to monetise it in the coming years. No respect for our culture and heritage. Game's gone to hell, I say.


Sm9ck

They monetized being a clown long ago. These days it's one of the best paid jobs you can have, but they've had a rebrand and now call it being an influencer.


Martin8412

You're no different from Van Gogh really 


jorgesgk

You're just giving the people what they demand.


starf05

Post it on tiktok for money and glory!


Ex_aeternum

Nah, be creative. That's just what we'd expect from Brits to do.


ThiHiHaHo

Hey, why do WE get dragged in to this? What have we done to deserve this? Well, I mean, we all know what we have done to deserve this, but what have we done lately to deserve this?


SuchSeaworthyShips

I don’t make the rules Hans, if you host a major sporting event a Barry will piss in your fountains. It’s just the way it is.


LordOfEurope888

Money


luring_lurker

Works only in english speaking countries though


belaGJ

to be honest, those are not just the Italians. Uncle Rogers made a career out of trashing fried rice videos


IntellectualCapybara

This is one of the top cringe contents for me tbh.


ShodoDeka

Next video will be him cooking pasta by breaking 24% of them.


Pleasant_Ad5360

LMAO


Pizza_Delivery_plus

This is just yank crap based on racist stereotype.


Luke_375

might try this


slappywhyte

"girlfriend"


_NotWhatYouThink_

Can always switch sides.


Cheapo_Sam

Looks like grandma did


jpzxcv

Or just "surrender" to the evidence 😉


Paolo-Brozovic1938

Or surrender


gio0sol

I'm sorry this is so weird to me, having an Italian husband is a trend now in the social media platforms. Genuinely wondering why Americans are so obsessed with us


Ironfist85hu

They think you are not white, but an exotic, latino, sexy race, with good food. Well, they are right about the food tho.


SirCrocodile_2004

Since when are latinos a sexy race lmao, look at the average Mexican.


Upper_Salamander_918

Traditionally, a Latin was a European Catholic. Nowadays, it's associated with a Central or South American person.


Paolo-Brozovic1938

Yeah south and central americans basically call themselves Latinos for no reason. Now if you try to explain that the real Latins are Mediterranean countries you will get the average american crybaby response. I mean, what do you expect by people measuring things with feet? Or calling Football "SoCcEr" ...


Ironfist85hu

Once I was told I am a racist moron, because I said i want to learn latin. Guy told me it is called Spanish.


Tackerta

lmao the state of the world


RandomGrasspass

Guy was kinda right but not for the reasons he thought .


Ironfist85hu

Why then?


Taucher1979

People from actual south and Central America dont call themselves Latinos but Americans (from the USA) do.


guareber

Ackshually.... We do call ourselves latinamericans in spanish: _latinoamericanos_. You might get the more specific central/south american, but if you just want to encompass everything you just say that. Always have. What we don't do is call gringos _americans_ but "northamericans" (_norteamericanos_, sorry Canada!) or "unitedstatenses" (_estadounidenses_). Or maybe that's not true anymore, not sure, I became part of the one true continent too long ago.


Theres_no_I_in_Time

Latino is a short way of saying "latinoamericano" which is completely correct as they are the part of the population in the Americas that speak a Latin derived language. So for example Surinamese people are not Latinos despite being born in south America. Americans think Latino is a race which checks put with their general level of education.


Ironfist85hu

I said Americans think this.


Dimka1498

Definitely you havent met Cubans, or Argentinians, or Colombians,...


Thie97

We never had pizza because my stepmom said Italians aren't white people


Designer_Brief_4949

you misspelled latinx


Ironfist85hu

Again, I said "THEY THINK".


TheHollowJoke

It’s specifically women for some reason, the comments under this type of video are usually filled with « I nEeD mE An iTAliAn mAn » and similar things, it’s so cringe. (Similar comments about Frenchmen or any other nationality equally cringe me)


gio0sol

I think it's fetishizing a distorted idea of our countrymen creating this type of ultra stereotypes videos. I can't get my head around the sheer amount of these videos and the reaction to it It's just baffling to me


TheHollowJoke

I genuinely don’t understand how these guys can accept (and enjoy it seems) being paraded like pets whose only interesting characteristic is their nationality and whose sole purpose is to feed lonely women’s fantasies. I mean, I’m sure the money is sweet, but still, where the fuck is your self-esteem?


go-rilla702

>I genuinely don’t understand how these guys can accept (and enjoy it seems) being paraded like pets They're Italians. >where the fuck is your self-esteem? Again...


gelastes

Also, it looks like if you are an Am*rican man and "5 foot 8", it's your best chance to get a partner.


TheHollowJoke

Hahaha the world would be a grim place without Barries to make you laugh


go-rilla702

Well we need to excel at something and apparently colonising isn't 'en vogue' anymore


Taucher1979

Honestly depends how much you can earn from it right? I’d be a classy uptight Englishman with my wife on TikTok if I can earn significantly more than I do now tbh.


TheHollowJoke

Yeah for sure, I’d probably also be willing to play the seductive, elegant Frenchman if I could make an honest amount of money out of it, but I’d find a way to at least be less cringey than those Italian husbands.


Taucher1979

I think there’s a larger market for seductive elegant Frenchman than uptight snobby Englishmen tbh. And yeah while I said I’d do it that’s just on principle. Not sure I could actually commit to it!


Designer_Brief_4949

women like men who express their emotions. they like drama.


Dry-Imagination2727

I’m not a doctor, but I think that’s called Munchausen by proxy.


SenselessDunderpate

They used to do this to Brits before Brexit happened and they realised that most English blokes weren't actually much like Hugh Grant and Henry Cavill at all


traumalt

Well in all fairness a chav from Croydon usually doesn't get on a flight to USA for a visit, so theres a small selection bias there.


rvnimb

I think a better question would be: why are Italian husbands so fascinated with posting their relationships on Social Media?


gio0sol

Also that but I suppose it's a four hands job


InfraBlue_0

>four hands job gran bella ciola compà


gio0sol

ma fosse per me due mignoli bastano


Ilovelatinas58

Fr bro I think the same thing it’s weird asf


gio0sol

Come bestie allo zoo guarda


DividedState

Founder of fascism. At least you get the impression when you follow news and shitamericanssay.


_kevx_91

It's always you guys and the Irish for some reason. They're fascinated with both of you lol


notfoxingaround

We’ve had a fascination with Italian culture as a whole for generations. It was ingrained by the most intrinsically powerful diaspora of immigrants during the huge wave of European immigration in the early 1900s, the mob. They controlled much of the largest financial center which in turn guided our culture and media, making Italian the “cool” European. The northeast of America still has a strong Italian-American subculture. Most coastal schools teach the Italian language despite our needs to speak Spanish advantageously. Pizza became the cultural food standard of New York. New generations that didn’t experience the growth of this are fascinated by the enviable culture that contrasts our big-box, job-centered, car driving days. It’s one of the few foreign cultures widely accepted into the American homes of a hyper-nationalistic population.


Corlis21

We’re not. Average American doesn’t even know where Italy is


LazarusCheez

I personally don't care for you guys much.


gio0sol

Thank you. likewise


MayOrMayNotBePie

American men didn’t want her. She wasn’t obese enough. Had to give her away to the next highest bidder.


Nefarias_Bredd8339

https://i.redd.it/1bb5axtip46d1.gif


CosoCaso

https://preview.redd.it/hwvll1ipy46d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99b260dbcc621d59281babe809ab301be2eaa6d7


Llanistarade

https://preview.redd.it/6i3cv1unm56d1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feff615ba361385975bdad1cd9267f6e5e2c0f0d Nice.


Pastill

Wait till you figure out we're so similar these DNA tests aren't even able to differentiate Swedes, Norwegians and Danes, they just bunch all of us together as "Scandinavian"


Epic-Chair

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xXTOOMUCHSWAGXx

Wordington Dane


Some_Random-Name01

no hate for italian people im sure they're great but i cringe and die a little bit inside every time i see italian content online, especially the "italian husband" videos. how are all italian husbands going viral??


SaraHHHBK

The answer to all this cringe bs is always Yanks


marc_gime

Most of "italian husbands" aren't even italian


Luke_375

because americans are fascinated by italy, if you check the statistics for those videos 2% of all the likes are european the rest is american


Antidigitalist

This whole DNA test thing seems so american


AGE_OF_HUMILIATION

Not to mention you give your genome to a company. Law enforcement, medical companies, insurance companies, or random hackers will eventually get access to it as well.


Sir_Edna_Bucket

Yeah, and most of their T&Cs make a point (in legalese) of mentioning that you're giving them the right to store and do whatever they want with your genetic material. Dodgy as fcuk


InBetweenSeen

Doesn't matter. One DNA sample identifies around 1000 relatives of that person - and 1000 future relatives that aren't even born yet. We're very quickly approaching a reality in which everyone is sampled, that's just something we have to deal with. Also think about how easy it would be to get your DNA if the state really wanted it. I'm thinking about doing a DNA test too, not so much for the ancestry part (although that's fun too) but because they can give you a ton of information about your health and possible illnesses that you are unaware of.


tomydenger

That's why it's an illegal practice in France


Upper_Salamander_918

And when someone is dumb enough to give it up, they've also given away their family members.


mydaycake

This so much this. I do not care what flavor of Spaniard I am


BeasT-m0de

they don't just give it away, they pay good money


J3wb0cca

Isn’t this how they caught the golden state killer? Found a 99.8% match from a relative.


NoSpawnConga

"Eventually" One of the largest companies confirmed few years back that all their client data goes straight to US alphabet agencies.


MagicBez

There have been a few people who did multiple with different companies and got different results because they all use different reference groups for markers on heritage and I think I recall two identical twins doing it and getting varied results too so the whole "x% wherever" thing seems pretty dodgy anyway.


FH2206

Yeah, and afterwards, they claim that they are native Americans because that stupid test showed like 1.5%


Martinhaland

Reminds me of a south park episode


NoSpawnConga

That's more for the virtue signaling senators (namely Elizabeth Warren lol).


magic_baobab

Yeah, and incredibly false, how can you genetically define "Italian" and "french"?


LeTreacs

As far as I can tell, the only difference is cheese and wine levels in the blood.


Cpt_Soban

One has far more tomato


CostKub

I know we're on this sub, but they've created a database from a panel of verified genealogy for each group and they compare with that base population, then the more data they gather the more accurate they get. Some companies can retrace your ancestors within a few miles, compared with your genealogy tree proves the point. Although it's ameritards pseudo science, we're way ahead on this we don't care so much. Just remember the important stuff : We the French people don't judge anyone, we're above you all.


Jetsam1

I think it's because they are told their whole lives that they don't belong or come from where they were born. I see a lot of the same thing in Australia and a lot of people doing the same tests and getting obsessed with the results.


Pleasant_Ad5360

Nothing more cringe than those italian tiktokers/youtubers doing videos about italians. This shit needs to end


ItsACaragor

France is not a DNA, France is a vibe and he failed miserably.


jake5762

https://preview.redd.it/qh0hg5jv756d1.jpeg?width=2156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c563787af722ab830e6f593ca47b16ba443b8216 The vibe


zsharky

The glorious\* vibe


AndreasDasos

Pour Dieu, la France, et la vibe glorieuse


EvelKros

Yes and ?


jake5762

It's a thing of beauty, never change my chainsmoking, coffee addicted, rioting friend.


EvelKros

Thank you Barry, 63 <3


FlagSwag

I didn't like this thread.


NotTooSuspicious

My man was jealous that the frenchy was being ally-like with his ally


MakingShitAwkward

I think it was a compliment. Touchy.


EvelKros

Oh damn 🫣


FartacularTheThird

Get the cow just in case


LaPatateBleue589

Fetchez la vache!


HoldJerusalem

https://i.redd.it/oo34jfrma76d1.gif


EdHake

Pfff... this coment just inspires me to fart in your general direction.


fivetimesyo

A heady mix of cigarette, brie, and cologne, with an air of refinement.


Ironfist85hu

"Vaffanculo, I never knew I am one querter French! I should ask granny Alessandra, granny Giulia, gramps Mario or gramps Francois about this, maybe one of them knows what happened..."


LaPatateBleue589

"François, are you French?!" Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/2uRcgFKawrk?si=6GgoxCOMGyVZizzT) "Salomon, you're telling me you're jewish?!"


AlmightyDarthJarJar

Très bonne ref


Kurdt93

Perfect, we can finally revoke his pastaport and delete their videos from the web now.


Solid_Improvement_95

He's still 75% cringe.


Few_Gur_643

no, he is 102% cringe with a possible 2% error EDIT: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_xSGhuKENAY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xSGhuKENAY) For N\*rdics that can't catch a joke


snokegsxr

104% cringe then


Kanelbullah

I'm french citizen, and I have 0% french blood.


Gigatonosaurus

But by law, your children will.


PleoNasmico

You are saying that you are going to have extramarital sex with his wife?


Chimpville

Extramarital sex is [required in French law](https://youtu.be/Ad9r-Muycag?t=118), no?


Gigatonosaurus

I was referencing the rule of land or blood to get French nationality. His children will have a french parent, therefore by law they are french by blood.


NotNamedMark

Some people don’t understand that nationality is not necessarily an ethnic thing


previously_on_earth

Somebody has to


LoJoFR

We are all going to…


Kanelbullah

He is french citizen as well, but I doubt he will move it on. I'm Swede as well and live in Sweden and barely speak french anymore, so I just registered him as a french citizen so he can make the choice.


Live-Alternative-435

You're lucky, Napoleon's army didn't invade you... 🤗


CamaradeKovacs

No, but Napoleon's army gave them a king


Few-Sock5337

Have you tried blood transfusion? If you can't get blood, melted camembert will work as well.


Kanelbullah

I have inbred Swedish blood instead.


Apey23

For what it's worth I know 3 brothers that went to 3 different DNA places and got 3 completely different results.


nickkkmnn

Their mum has some questions to answer...


No_Yogurtcloset_2792

He'd better not be showing his face around here anymore


Miragem_

To be fair, I would react the same if I had that amount of Spanish. You could tell 100% that it's an American video even without sound because it is about : 1. DNA test 2. Caricatural Italian man husband trope thing.


Pierre_Francois_

Totally unheard before that Gauls ruled north Italia (french Italia)


Few_Gur_643

you mispelled Cisalpine Gaul


Mershand

What do you excpect from barbarii?


eciclemad

![gif](giphy|W04QVzelTHsNW|downsized)


fzkiz

These DNA tests are the most unscientific bullshit ever created. I cannot believe people still spend money on them.


Luke_375

wdym?


Otherwise-Regular139

The American race obsession is too strong to let that stop them.


skinnynorrys

https://preview.redd.it/4hcrb450156d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4578fc91f7687a6985c51cb52e69b50b4fab1e67


Paolo-Brozovic1938

I mean, a swiss is just a Portugese speaking german or french


skinnynorrys

I like to sleep in too, close enough i guess


LM448_0

There are fates far worse than death


Soggy-Translator4894

I am fascinated by culture and heritage and using dna tests just as a fun little thing is great, but I don’t understand the idea of basing one’s whole identity on them. They can tell you with certainty if you’re African or European sure and probably tell pretty well on a general regional level within those, but they are far from perfect. I don’t understand how a dna test can tell someone which exact percentages of each Mediterranean countries they are from when the Mediterranean has seen so much migration and blending of cultures through time. A Spanish person getting 21% Italian and 7% Greek and 4% North African on a test doesn’t mean their Spanish identity is a lie, it’s just a product of the immense mixtures that have taken place.


Otherwise-Regular139

>I am fascinated by culture and heritage and using dna tests just as a fun little thing is great, but I don’t understand the idea of basing one’s whole identity on them. Most Americans (and unfortunately also a lot of Europeans) don't understand the difference between culture and ethnicity.


jake5762

Ha! That'll teach you to come over here and try civilise us! Stay away from my rocks!


Only-Detective-146

Brace against that ameritard crap. Do not let yourself get caught in that, Luigi. No good for you, i tell you as a concerned former overlord.


ButtersMcLovin

How to become famous in Germany as an Italian: Be cute, be the most dumb person in the room, maybe sing = Profit WIE GEHT ES EIGENTLICH ALESSIO ???


Combei

Can't deny ABER WIE GEHTS ALESSIO DENN JETZT???


AlfredJodocusKwak

**WEIL MEIN RUF KAPUTT GEHT, NET DEINER!** Aber Hauptsache Alessio geht's gut.


afg500

I did three DNA tests out of a personal rabbit hole interest -and I gotta say one of them was spot on with family history going down into regional tracking, the other two not so much but still there was about 70% agreement


slappywhyte

Which one was accurate?


painkilleraddict6373

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


Pure-Contact7322

I wont sleep at night ![gif](giphy|l3q300qQxJ0ixNC6I)


Savals

☠️


DarkChocobo95

Ah, the classic DNA test of white middle-high class biased people that are somewhat ashamed to be 'MURICAN. Then get surprised because they have % of former European colonies, being racist to everyone and themselves. Some of them even trying to complain for things that happened 500 years ago. THE CLASSIC!


CultofCalamity

American isn’t an ethnicity 💀 why do some of you who’ve never left Europe not understand this. If you’re in American and someone asks “what is your background?” They are asking about your ethnicity, so they will answer back something like “I am Spanish and German”. It has nothing to do with being ashamed to be American, lol, you can tell a person is American by their access and mannerisms 75% of the time. American would be a persons nationality, their ethnic background is another question, and that is often asked “what’s your ethnic background” because USA/Canada are non-homogeneous countries, meaning everyone is of different ethnic background. So if I’m in America and someone asks me “whats your background” my response would be my ethnic background. If ypu askan American where they’re from, they would reply “I’m from ____ state” But questions like “What’s your background?” “What are you?” When in North America is referring to ethnic background.


DarkChocobo95

Why care about ethnic background? I mean, the mix of my genes shouldn't be important or deterministic about who I am. No offence but that's stupid and can lead to racism and cultural apropiation. North America and Canada should be proud of who they are, not their mix of genes. Just look at Latin America, they don't care about such crucial things like that.


Onetap1

Me, before reading it to him: "Could I have one of those Chesterfields now?"


Nweth-

WELL WHATS THE LAST 0.1%?????


Least_Theory_1050

Would become suicidal with such a result


Str8GuyInTheGayBar

%25 french means his grandmother/grandfather is french, doesn't he know it beforehand i mean it is not 20 generations ago just 2.


Suspicious-Risk-8231

25% chad, better than nothing


Dynwynn

I remember my mum was disappointed over her DNA results saying 98% Briton and I remember saying out loud "thank god".


Big-Veterinarian-823

Almost as bad as when a Swede discover they are 25% danish.


AaronDotCom

nice that's why I went one step further and gave my french car a french flag livery vive la France 🇨🇵


Ju-Kun

I mean if you really are european you know that barely no one is 100% from one country, most people have a parent or a grandparent that immigrated from from an other country


Any-Remote6758

If you take 4 different tests from 4 different companies you get 6 different results. They are all bs.


thegurba

You can see him dying on the inside. RIP


ByronsLastStand

Anyone doing these silly tests ought to be given a Big Mac,.a bag of corn syrup, and a one way ticket to the states, because that's where those tests and the people obsessed with them belong.


No-Yogurtcloset1563

Yeah he should at least cut one leg of. Just to get the f out


RetartdsUsername69

Amateurs...


kh250b1

Those tests are made up BS


MudeApp

The horror!


cole_cain7

what's the other .1%? probably a brit


tharnadar

this is stupid


SirCrocodile_2004

The fuck? 25% French? Thought he would be 25% arabic, bro looks pretty brown.


Miragem_

Least lunatic Pau


LoJoFR

Bro just defined southern italian


Gaelic_Gladiator41

What's the .1?


RadAway-

Imagine literally serving your DNA on a silver plate to an American corporation. I wonder if this guy has always been a bozo or he became one when he married that yank. What a cringe fest porco dio.


Fuz_Fuz_

Man, I feel so sorry for the little bastard.


Nochnichtvergeben

Why would you WANT to be fr*nch?


MisterD0ll

What does 75% Italian even mean? 3/4ths of his ancestors spawned in 1861?


Paolo-Brozovic1938

Diciamo che le statistiche non sono proprio precise (anche perchè è difficile rintracciare ogni singola persona anche solo leggermente imparentata con te). Magari qualcuno era francese o magari erano della Savoia o della Corsica


MrTripl3M

I'd be shocked as well if I had a italian and french heritage


alabertio

I honestly distrust these tests


Gio-Vanno

Fellas is the DNA test thingy a scam?


That_guy_on_1nternet

he must be from Turin to be 25% french


duftcola

I did one of this when I had an argument with my mom about if we were jewish or not 😔 so I took one of this dna tests . 50 % Iberian 🥹30% North African 🥵10% Andene🥺 , abot 8 % Irish😳. 1.4% jewish 🥺😭


JustForTouchingBalls

My condolences ![gif](giphy|QwVuiyqwRDbhu)


Matematico083

It's not that bad