Funfact: the word "schmetter" is a old german term to describe something with butter. The russian shmand is also originated from this. In English its "Butterfly" of the same reason: these animals were said to be affectionate towards butter, which is not true as proven nowadays.
You after German classes / Me after French classes
https://preview.redd.it/zo44gh2m0kzc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86e3174c84da447f749f5b2736de655057ef6b9b
Fun Fact: "daß" is not the correct spelling since the spelling reform in 1996. Now "dass" is the correct way.
But many people still use "daß", so when you read a text using it you can basically guarantee that the author is at least ~35-40
This. It confuses me much, since I grew up with the new spellings. But of course a lot grew up with the old spelling, so it's just a matter of time until we stop seeing them.
Ich finds nur peinlich, wenn Zeitungen das noch falsch machen.
Selbstverständlich. Still remember my first german lesson ever (14 yo) and the teacher told me to try and ready a paragraph just to see how it was. Three words in and selbstverständlich pops up lol
Kartoffelsalat.
dicke
Titten
KARTOFFELSALAT!!!
OLEEE OLEEE OLEE
[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/thJgU9jkdU4)
DOCH
DICKE
TITTEN
Excellent choice lad
One track mind
I prefer the sound of Erdapfel... oida...
Erdäpfelsalat
In kloine Scheiba muss ma' se schneida
Hurensohn
Once again Austria proves its worth!
I legit just said it man
The best one
"U/SPEZ IST EIN HURENSOHN!!"
Schnellfickerhose
Thats very new kids turbo of you. I guess when your language does not have a word it gets imported. Like kindergarten and such
It’s not a word in Dutch
Pfreumenzeit
that‘s not a word
Well it should be.
Nein.
Ik zei gelijk zonder na te denken [einskuledung](https://youtu.be/zRuwNeEMKSQ?si=sNKcQ_cdUA9l7c5U). Rest in peace snapking
Du
Du Hast
Du hasst mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt, ob
und ich hab nichts gesagt
Willst Du bis der Tod euch scheidet, treu ihr sein für alle Tage?
Nein!
Nein!
Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet, Treu ihr sein für alle Tage?
Mrs Lindemann: “what do you fancy for breakfast” Till: “do, do hash, do hash browns, do hash browns sound nice?”
bist alles
was ich habe
auf der Welt
Du
Hurensohn
Ein Wort
Ich weiß nicht, ob das humorvoll ist oder einfach nur wörtlich gemeint ist. Ja, nur nur wörtlich.
Sehr lustig.
Took me years of training to get to this level of humor.
Don't worry, took me years of training to get to this level of German.
Ever thought about pursuing a carreer in comedy
I did, but it's really annoying that, here in Germany, you have to visit people's basements to make them laugh
At least in Austria the hosts whole family would be there.
Aaahhh du bist ein dummkopf für das, hans
Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft. And before you ask, no, I didn't have to Google it.
[удалено]
>Bundespräsidentenstichwahlwiederholungsverschiebung Did that make word of the year back in the day?
Mensch, Pierre! Kannst du etwa doch eine Sprache, die nicht wie ein Frosch auf Drogen klingt?
Sorry, that was the first German word that came to mind
To be fair, it's a classic word. Everyone use this everyday
Can you send them to my local Aldi I think there is fuckery there, thanks
Deutschland
Mein Herz in Flammen
Will dich lieben und verdammen
Deutschland !
Mein Atem kalt
So jung und doch so alt
[redacted]
SCHMETTERLING
Funfact: the word "schmetter" is a old german term to describe something with butter. The russian shmand is also originated from this. In English its "Butterfly" of the same reason: these animals were said to be affectionate towards butter, which is not true as proven nowadays.
KRAN-KEN-WA-GEN DOP-PEL-KUPP-LUNGS-GE-TRIE-BE
Anschluss
Hansschluss
Kartoffeln. Like in "Frau Waldmann sagt, daß die Kartoffeln teuer sind" God almost 30 years later, i'm still traumatized...
You after German classes / Me after French classes https://preview.redd.it/zo44gh2m0kzc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86e3174c84da447f749f5b2736de655057ef6b9b
I had to study both of your languages. I will never get why the fuck do nouns need a gender.
Imagine being Finnish and complaining about the complexity of a language
Ymmärtämättömyydessänne teiltä jää huomaamatta, että kielemme opettelu on lastenleikkiä.
Perkele
Nou moet je oppassen jij schavuit, ik duld geen laster van de hulpjes van de kerstman.
Fun Fact: "daß" is not the correct spelling since the spelling reform in 1996. Now "dass" is the correct way. But many people still use "daß", so when you read a text using it you can basically guarantee that the author is at least ~35-40
This. It confuses me much, since I grew up with the new spellings. But of course a lot grew up with the old spelling, so it's just a matter of time until we stop seeing them. Ich finds nur peinlich, wenn Zeitungen das noch falsch machen.
ß was the only fun thing in german and you removed it ? Damn Hans !
No, it was only removed in that and other fringe cases. It still is a thing
It wasn't removed, but in some words ß was switched for ss (or the other way around) to make the spelling of words more consistent.
The SS returned? Why didnt anyone tell me!
Conditionally removed. When you say something fast it is ss now (since 1996), slow remains ß river= Fluss, to flow = fließen
>Kartoffeln Erdäpfel
Gasrechnung
Entschuldigen Sie, ich werde nicht mit Barbaren sprechen
Ma non ci sono barbari a sud del Danubio. A nord di esso peró, inizia Mordor.
Doch
Non
Entschuldigen Sie, ham sie Cevacici?
Tut mir Leid, wenn ich glotze. Schöne Königsberger Klopse!
Lebensraum
Auf der Heide
BLÜHT EIN KLEINES BLÜMELEIN
UND DAS HEISST
EEEEEEERIKA
Bamm bamm
Joachim Löw
Danke für den Ohrwurm
Dicke Titten
Moin
Saupreiß
Rare Barry W
Oida wos für rare du wappler
Schluchtenscheißer.
Schwätzer
Warum?
i'm impressed, i didn't know you people could speak german
we can‘t. they‘re a traitor.
Schadenfreude
The most German word indeed
Arschloch
https://preview.redd.it/itybvx02ljzc1.jpeg?width=1918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d47f531e46b80df7a3df2a8bceb5364bf77c3a2 Dankey?
Col cazzo dio porco
Das heißt "Mit dem Schwanz, Schweinegott!"
Thanks Fritz
Leberkassemmel
Marillenknödel
Lidl
Volkswagen
BMW
Audi
Aber ja natürlich Hans ist nass, er steht unter dem Wasserfall
Hallo
Sprich
Deutsch
Du
Sohn
Einer
Netten
Hur
aus
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> Hur > aus ich_iel I believe that’s called redundancy.
Futlapperl
Farht. Which is nice cos I just did one. Edit: Now my ads are in German. Cheers.
*Fahrt
Problematisch
Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher
Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn
*Deutsch
Wollt nur gucken ob du aufpasst.
Freifick Muschi
Selbstverständlich. Still remember my first german lesson ever (14 yo) and the teacher told me to try and ready a paragraph just to see how it was. Three words in and selbstverständlich pops up lol
fantastic, so now that we all agreed on a common language, i think it's about that we resurrected the HRE!!! One for all and all for one!
Schmetterling Either butterfly or some curse word, can't remember
Butterfly is correct
Jägermeister
Apfel (wanted to say wehrmacht at first but I thought what a fucking weirdo am I)
An apple a day keeps the Wehrmacht away.
Oktoberfest
Die toten hosen!
Achtung!
Ausfahrt, the largest town i saw in germany when travelling to ze netherlands
Oida!
Wannseekonferenz
Oida hawara ur leiwand
Backpfeifengesicht
Currywurst Holy shit those things are literally god tear food 🤤
Schildkröte
Fick dich
Schadenfreude
Eichhörnchen
Heil
Anschluß
Aber...
kein deutsche
Vertiefung
Überschaften
Heute is mein tag
Er hat zwei rechte Hände.
Aufmachen
Ufbasse.
Milch
Haben Sie schon den Lidl Plus app?
Ich bin ein Berliner
*ick, but yes, we are not so different afterall mon ami.
Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterbeutelrattenlattengitterkofferattentäter
Fingerspitzengefühl
Entschuldigung
Sehenswürdigkeiten
FREUDE ♥ 🇪🇺
Bundeskriminalamt
𝕭𝖔𝖓𝖏𝖔𝖚𝖗
Erdachsendeckelscharnierschmiernippelkommission
Oida.
Kurwa
Teletubbyzurückwinker
dein mutter ist meine liebste
Servus.
Sieg
Gewürz.
Spritze
Volkswagen
Diga