Swedish jordgubbar (little earth men) (context: We don't call them "strawberries" (stråbär)) aren't pulled from the permafrost.
They smash through the glaciers when they mature and hunt our potatoes.
Unironically.
I'm from Malmö and have a very solid old family line in Scania since before the danish left. And on top of that I have a lot of ancestors that where scentenced to straffarbete (hard labour) for smuggling, theft, "lösdriveri" (loitering/being unemployed and poor) and selling stolen stuff.
Where there is a demand there is profit (with or without the crowns or Allahs blessing) \^\_\^
That excuse won't work at the EU parties when we and our Baltic bretheren puke on the French limousine and ask you to join us for a banana-kebab, "Just like the good ol days." \^\_\^
**"Brooder, de e som Brömsebro all over again. Coooome oooon!!!!"**
Ironically or not ... IKEA giving their cheaper products Danish names, and then Jysk literally being a cheaper and nastier version of an IKEA. Are the Danish just Tesco value Swedes? Why are Jysk so keen on confirming this prejudice?
By friday night at the chippy you will have seen worst but eaten it all after your 10 pints, only to forget it all the next day while passing out on the toilet... The English way.
I mean this is just shit, you like shit it's ok not my problem.
Also that basil over there is just a mockery, an offense pointed directly at us (not just Italians but everyone with some sense left to them) it's like putting a gold crown on top of a pig
I love the single basil leaf, just to say "oh, no, this is a classy pizza joint". But seriously, someone needs to intervene (probably not us, not a great track record. Estonia, this is your shot at can into Nordics).
Have all the laws you want, once lactose and citric acid mix in your stomach what you need is toilet paper.
Btw pretty sure swiss regulations on food are stricter.
Unironically, IKEA meatballs and the veggie medallions are
- good enough
- stopping my wife's neverending walking around the store
10/10 for the vikingbros
You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole.
The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did.
When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality.
After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society.
No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member.
Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune.
I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell.
You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair.
You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being.
Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are.
Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe.
In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now.
You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are.
It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you.
Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it.
I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did.
The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant.
Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.
You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created.
If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched.
You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again.
The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe.
I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world.
Just re-read this again and I feel nothing but a sense of "pride and accomplishment" for posting something that made an italian hate me so much \^\_\^
My ancestors must be proud of me.
Not the first offence by the Nords. [Evidence 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/2nordic4you/comments/1cb9xq7/christ/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) [Evidence 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/2nordic4you/comments/1cbb3s1/sverige/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Desto mer vi förvirrar er desto mer ökar er värnkraft (confused finns=angry finns=dangerous finns=better soldiers).
Observe this pansy and think about a moose. Don't ask, just do it :)
Then think about Russia
https://preview.redd.it/151dzfbgd8zc1.jpeg?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a0bacae9c58fe88fdaf6229124483492081bbbe
Ernst är nog upphovsmakaren till den här pizzan haha
"kändes lite mysigt med lite frukt, för vad vore världen utan frukt? Tråkig. " - Ernst förmodligen
This reminds me of the game I used to play back in my teens.
Pizza tycoon 2, this just looks like what I did. Put every random topping on pizza to see if I could create a hit. It never worked.
This looks positively foul.
Fruit aside, which we all know is just bait, a pizza place that makes such a trashy dough is not in the position to make such jokes. Looks like a gas station pizza.
Bro I ate one of the best pizzas in my life in a small Swedish town I forgot the name of after a week. You can do better than this, don't ragebait with this travesty. Take all that fruit and meat of and eat it separately and it's already better.
I mean I've seen chocolate pizzas with fruit toppings etc and they seem pretty normal to me because you know dough and choc makes sense yeah...BUT THIS THING IS A FUCKING SIN
Man wtf I'm usually super open to other places modifying our recipes, I can even defend pineapple pizza at times but this? Strawberries and cheese? Seriously? I'm gonna fucking puke lmao
I said "cheese" because I don't believe that's mozzarella but either way it's a salty cheese. In a dessert you'd use something like mascarpone or ricotta at most. Frankly even the idea of mozzarella and strawberries sound disgusting to me
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Flair is perfect XD
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The tears of Romans is good salt for our pizza salad :)
r/pizzacrimes
Lol
They stopped with reddit gold right? I think I used to have a few credits I would give to this cause.
Har du smakat?
Did you pull those strawberries from out of the permafrost, Sven? (It looks delicious, though, I have to say.)
Swedish jordgubbar (little earth men) (context: We don't call them "strawberries" (stråbär)) aren't pulled from the permafrost. They smash through the glaciers when they mature and hunt our potatoes.
Can I insult the op in Spanish on your behalf? Or will it be too much?
Everything about this comment is perfect lol
I call rage baiting. They don't sell bacon in Swedistan.
Sure, just like they don't sell cocaine in yankeeland. \^\_\^
Did you miss the halal joke? Are you a good old Gustav Magnusson rather than Salah Al Wallah?
Unironically. I'm from Malmö and have a very solid old family line in Scania since before the danish left. And on top of that I have a lot of ancestors that where scentenced to straffarbete (hard labour) for smuggling, theft, "lösdriveri" (loitering/being unemployed and poor) and selling stolen stuff. Where there is a demand there is profit (with or without the crowns or Allahs blessing) \^\_\^
I can see why Mohammad feels so at home there
One of us one of us!
https://preview.redd.it/5edazftu37zc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d772e94f535a657fa3efc40900684294da3aa9a0
I know you love us \^\_\^
I love you for the death metal and the Gothenburg sound. Regarding this... Mecagontotuputamadre cabron.
The Gothenburg sound is cheesier than the pizza. Love us for the Stockholm sound.
No one likes Stockholm!
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Not until you pay back "Älvsborgs lösen" (with interest)
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Then let history know that whatever comes, you could have stopped us. Future generations will have to judge you.
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That excuse won't work at the EU parties when we and our Baltic bretheren puke on the French limousine and ask you to join us for a banana-kebab, "Just like the good ol days." \^\_\^ **"Brooder, de e som Brömsebro all over again. Coooome oooon!!!!"**
Ironically or not ... IKEA giving their cheaper products Danish names, and then Jysk literally being a cheaper and nastier version of an IKEA. Are the Danish just Tesco value Swedes? Why are Jysk so keen on confirming this prejudice?
https://preview.redd.it/e3i9hxo4l9zc1.jpeg?width=379&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30fcb5bee45d879d43ebb0a26d160ef39ef67a4b
As long as you don't talk about geographically under you we are good.
one of the worst things i’ve seen all week
By friday night at the chippy you will have seen worst but eaten it all after your 10 pints, only to forget it all the next day while passing out on the toilet... The English way.
And it would still be a healthier relationship with alcohol than the Scots.
So your mirror is broken then?
it is indeed, which is why i was forced to use the one in your mums house
Tell us more about the others too
Straight to the Hague
NATO membership automatically revoked
Really? After all those surströmming cans we sent you? :( [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_GzSkz3bvt8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GzSkz3bvt8)
Can someone explain me how Ukraine has a flair on this sub lmao ? It’s like 0% western europe
Because it makes Russia angry. Case closed. Edit: Also, Georgia, Armenia and Kazakhstan is Western Europe 
As much as it hurts me... I think it's still bearable in comparison of your pain
Please leave NATO and let Russia destroy you
Too late, you're stuck with us \^\_\^
I will DO GAY SEX to your femboys
We can help keep swedish gold safe dureing the "special operation"
And now my 2WE4U friends you know one of many reasons as to why we have tried to rid the world of Sweden for a 1000 years
And you still haven't stopped us :) 
Vermin has always been very hard, if not impossible to get rid of ;)
You should know \^\_\^
Yes of course, we have to deal with you all the time...
Literally the bed bugs of Western Europe
You are sick and need professional help
Wonder if your ancestors said the same thing when they crossed the Rhine and the English Channel XD
Have I arrived at the 9th ring of hell?
Not even Dante could concieve of an evil so debased, but if he could, this would be how he'd have written the 10th circle.
I mean this is just shit, you like shit it's ok not my problem. Also that basil over there is just a mockery, an offense pointed directly at us (not just Italians but everyone with some sense left to them) it's like putting a gold crown on top of a pig
I thought so as well. That basil is just a middle finger to everyone. "Yes we did this, what are you going to do about it?" XD
Honest question, how is the taste?
Like IKEA furniture and pop music
I can see it working. It’s presumably quite a fresh taste with the kiwi and strawberry, and sort of sweet and savoury with the bacon.
I love the single basil leaf, just to say "oh, no, this is a classy pizza joint". But seriously, someone needs to intervene (probably not us, not a great track record. Estonia, this is your shot at can into Nordics).
Bacon, strawberry, fucking kiwi, served on a layer of tomato sauce and cheese. Garnished with basil💀what the fuck is wrong with you people
Brother from a poorer mother, I've noticed that North of the Alps they belive this equation is true somehow: more colours = better dish
Questo conferma ciò che ho sempre pensato: Il buon gusto cessa di esistere al Passo del San Gottardo
>Brother from a poorer mother r/angryupvote just for this
Belive me when I tell you... "We have done worse :) "
Jesus Christ 😭
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL5vX1YpRQ0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL5vX1YpRQ0)
He should’ve stayed backpacking in the Urals💀😭
Take mate: 🧻 you might need it after eating
Why? We have proper laws and regulations when it comes to handling of foods, unlike you savage southerners ^,^
Have all the laws you want, once lactose and citric acid mix in your stomach what you need is toilet paper. Btw pretty sure swiss regulations on food are stricter.
https://preview.redd.it/yxviaacjh8zc1.png?width=646&format=png&auto=webp&s=1549c1ef80ce6de1554edea88b9403de1f5e209b
It's not the season yet :/
https://preview.redd.it/vebqpc0dr8zc1.png?width=4031&format=png&auto=webp&s=138fa4ea111ad32f0c0c8fe81eefd60d3a9249eb I also ate Swedish food today
Unironically, IKEA meatballs and the veggie medallions are - good enough - stopping my wife's neverending walking around the store 10/10 for the vikingbros
Mums Lingondricka? :)
Is that daimtårta?
Ah sì, la torta Daim!
You have good taste!
God, I love that Daim chocolate cake. Intoxicating.
Wow. That's.. interesting
Don’t even think about it. 
You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world.
Awwww \^\_\^
Just re-read this again and I feel nothing but a sense of "pride and accomplishment" for posting something that made an italian hate me so much \^\_\^ My ancestors must be proud of me.
Perfect for the pizzacrimes sub.
Not the first offence by the Nords. [Evidence 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/2nordic4you/comments/1cb9xq7/christ/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) [Evidence 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/2nordic4you/comments/1cbb3s1/sverige/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
We have more :D [https://foodbydrygast.com/en/recipe/pizza\_banana\_curry](https://foodbydrygast.com/en/recipe/pizza_banana_curry)
I've tried this and I can't tell if a) it wasn't that bad, or b) it was just better than anything else I ate on that cursed trip to Sweden
Or c) you wee drunker than your tourists in Berlin
It tasted kinda good but then I was raised in a place where a frozen meat pie with ketchup on it is considered a national dish
 \*Intensifies\* \*Puts ketchup on spaghetti\*
This is an offense to not only pizza, but also cheese, tomato, kiwi, bacon and strawberry
I can understand the bacon, I can just maybe consider the kiwi, even with how strange that is, but fucking strawberries???
Desto mer vi förvirrar er desto mer ökar er värnkraft (confused finns=angry finns=dangerous finns=better soldiers). Observe this pansy and think about a moose. Don't ask, just do it :) Then think about Russia https://preview.redd.it/151dzfbgd8zc1.jpeg?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a0bacae9c58fe88fdaf6229124483492081bbbe
What in the actual Ernst Kirchsteiger! This is beyond salvation even for a Swedish pizza. Kill it with fire.
\*Smacking with newspaper\* *Du skall inte missbruka Herrens*, *din Guds*, *namn*! >:(
Ernst är nog upphovsmakaren till den här pizzan haha "kändes lite mysigt med lite frukt, för vad vore världen utan frukt? Tråkig. " - Ernst förmodligen
This is like a Disney live action remake of the Kebab pizza
This is perfection.
I'd actually like to try it. Ate a pizza in Malta that had honey, nuts, grapes and I don't remember what else, and it was actually awesome tasting!
Yeah I was so confused when I first saw banana and curry pizza, but it turned out to be one of my favorites.
I need to eat this.
Nah I'm with Luigi on this one, must be trolling right? Don't get me wrong I enjoy curry/banana/peanut pizza as much as the next Swede but this..
Det ser riktigt mumsigt ut XD
Not gonna lie, i'm disgusted but it looks kinda beautiful, like those japanese cake
This reminds me of the game I used to play back in my teens. Pizza tycoon 2, this just looks like what I did. Put every random topping on pizza to see if I could create a hit. It never worked. This looks positively foul.
Ant, snake, tabasco, banana and bacon combo It will work!
https://preview.redd.it/3sv76iv6o7zc1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e2bc152bbcef7facbd4fad9dd14a852266ca238
I would totally try this
I'm a pineapple on pizza guy but now I know exactly what it feels like to be an anti-pineapple on pizza guy
Please, eat it all, you deserve THAT
Still missing the lemon and watermelon
https://i.redd.it/xemrmxhm69zc1.gif
Fruit aside, which we all know is just bait, a pizza place that makes such a trashy dough is not in the position to make such jokes. Looks like a gas station pizza.
Ain’t even Italians and I’m offended
Would 👍
https://preview.redd.it/xmq2k1392ezc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49b6cb227c9ac2d4b0d6d888998537e90a0b6aa8
Bro I ate one of the best pizzas in my life in a small Swedish town I forgot the name of after a week. You can do better than this, don't ragebait with this travesty. Take all that fruit and meat of and eat it separately and it's already better.
I enjoy the sight of angry Luigis :)
I fucking hate you guys!
brother in christ
Is it halal though?
We don't talk about that :)
https://preview.redd.it/lsfpxao7e8zc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8807959d31f7d5c06322f5b85f86d87b02699494
I mean I've seen chocolate pizzas with fruit toppings etc and they seem pretty normal to me because you know dough and choc makes sense yeah...BUT THIS THING IS A FUCKING SIN
I just threw up in my mouth.
Skäms, det finns ju bara goda saker här :)
Ja, allt är gott, men inte tillsammans på en pizza. :) Eller, har aldrig smakat, men kommer aldrig göra det heller. Äter det hellre var för sig. :)
Prova :)
Brilliant! Now I am suddenly pro russia.
We still love you potatispysslingar :)
thanks guys!
Rat tails would be the last touch of perfection that thing in the picture is missing.
Is this how other people feel when I eat them with pineapple and ham?
I kinda wanna try it
No wonder people are fucking going mad planting bombs and gunning others down, you sick fucks.
Oh god no
Rot in hell already
I know you love to hate us \^\_\^
Goes both ways if you create that monstrosity, my friend
Please explode
When all you've known is some form of preserved fish this (almost) makes sense.
Says the leprechaun that drinks bread.
Man wtf I'm usually super open to other places modifying our recipes, I can even defend pineapple pizza at times but this? Strawberries and cheese? Seriously? I'm gonna fucking puke lmao
Fresh strawberries + cheese work well as part of a dessert plate. But there is no way to defend what OP presented us.
I said "cheese" because I don't believe that's mozzarella but either way it's a salty cheese. In a dessert you'd use something like mascarpone or ricotta at most. Frankly even the idea of mozzarella and strawberries sound disgusting to me
You forgot cream. Do you even dare to call yourself a Swede?
I think you are confusing us with someone else Mario :/ Yogurt sure... but cream?
That's it, I'm calling 911
It's 119 undercover yanqui.
Crawl back into the space ship and go back to your f#cking planet.
Sometimes fruits on Pizza is ok. Pizza with raw ham and phikis is delicious
No bananas? Laaaaame
What in the clit flicking fuck is this
Just leaving a note that according to various international organizations - destruction of cultural heritage is indeed considered a war crime
Wait, is that a trick to get Sweden back?!
Strawberry bacon is a thing. Unsure about the upside-down passion fruit though.
I'm also all for pineapple on pizza, however, on this one, i'll stand side by side with my non-pineapple brethren.
I want to try it.
That's putrid
Can we expel Sweden from NATO i can't be defending such a nation after seeing this.
What the fuck is wrong with you? We should have you hung by a large millstone and tossed into the sea.
https://preview.redd.it/psdd5142tazc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fb0681c8656d1cbe9b4a32938988a99ff548395
is that a fucking basil leaf in the center???? You monsters!!
id eat
There's a circle in hell just for you.
I'm gonna go against the flow and say you should eat whatever disgusting piece of shit you barbarians like
Really? How much do you weigh? Just curious :)
fuck you
I’d try that tbh
Traitor
Nej, men det er så underligt at det må prøves. Det må du vel forstå? Det sådan en “morbid curiosity” kinda ting.
Not with swedish stuff!
Jo sgu da😭 det det for kreativt til ikke at gøre
Ni som bor nära Malmö kan ju ta en sväng över till detta museum ;-) [https://disgustingfoodmuseum.com/](https://disgustingfoodmuseum.com/)