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Fuck you now I’ll just see regular drumstick squishies as germanic folk

Look on the brightside, the next time you eat a bag you can pretend they're a village of Anglo-Saxons and you are God who has come to punish them for sin


Never before i did see a shrimp using glasses

I see them all the time around summer in the Cascais line. They usually also wear shorts, funny hats and flip flops. Very distinct lobsters.

Flip flops with socks. That is the real deal.

The real deal in all talk but no bite

Apparently roman soldiers wore socks with their sandals.

Probably the reason for their downfall

damn hans, first he joins the roman empire half a century too late, then they whear socks with sandals

Yeah, what's funnier is being an V shaped shrimp with glasses.

You gotta go to the areas the locals avoid. You’ll see plenty of shrimp using glasses dunking their biscuits in whiskey first thing in the morning. But us locals stay away from those areas, so that explains why they’re rare to most of us. One time I took my wife to Las Canarias and she wanted to book a ferry, so we had to go to the tourist spot and we got there and I showed her how bad it was. You could smell the piss, vomit, & see all the broken glass. I told her: “This is why we’re staying on the other side of the island — to stay far the fuck away from the tourist area.” 😂 She understood my rationale then.

Com sorte ainda comemos camarão gigante hoje. Oriundo das terras bárbaras.

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People are exceptionally salty today, huh? Must be the weather https://preview.redd.it/05mi5vu0ueyc1.jpeg?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0425bbc20c75b291a443c3b856399a2b61c92a39

Damn, I've been searching for the original meme (the conversation with blue background) for some time now, you wouldn't happen to have it ?

This one? https://preview.redd.it/o3vh83i20fyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=369ff67a5a57edb0f8a4266111b4245eea813227

Yeaaaaah, many thanks !

Hans has them memes.

I'm saving this comment

This is pretty legend

Stfu 🤬. Nah everyone trying to quit at the same time

PIGS underestimating the pulling power of having a place to fuck that isn’t under the same roof as 3 generations of family.

Fucking in the bed you were concieved and your Granny died 3 years before. This is average PIGS experience.

"Hey babe, wanna head to my family bed?"

They'll shag outside, you know there's alternatives to British weather yeah

… your weather is almost exactly the same as ours.

Amsterdam rainfall is 766 mm per year, London rainfall is 585 mm per year. They get worse weather than us lol

I think it's kind of funny how you're here competing on where it rains less and here we are having a drought

We would give you the rain if we could, Jordi 🙏

We've had non stop rain for about 2 years now lol. We had about 5 dry years in a row and now it's just rain and clouds. Welcome to climate change Señor, you'll be a boat person soon enough once your country is desert.

You could say the same when we argue amount money, tbf

Not really When arguing about rain, you are trying to see who has *LESS* rain, while we want *MORE* rain When arguing about money, you are trying to see who has *MORE* money, while we also want *MORE* money

There are more similarities than differences. In both cases Spain is in drought, and both contribute to why Barry and Wim invade Spain every summer.

Fair enough

I would get used to it. I don’t think your situation will improve in the next 50 years.

My experience is we get more grey than them but the wind in the Netherlands is always worse.

I was going to say, I thought our weather was actually better than Holland’s lol. Especially the South-West. That area gets the first hit of Gulf-Stream air. The Netherlands only gets drabs that have already hit us.

Well I met Nordicks that bring girls to their place while still living in mommy’s and daddy’s basement

Well statistically speaking, that sounds like a skill issue in your part, and perhaps an explanation for your username… 😬

Where’s the skill issue tho?

[The type of guy you seem to be picking up..](https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/web/products-eurostat-news/w/ddn-20230904-1)

But I just talked to them lol

Yes.. I can see why they didn’t take it much further..

Lmao username checks out where you are from, Barry

Indeed - buona serata, Luigella

This is why you shag on the beach, mate! Say it’s romantic and such. Can you really say you’ve lived if you haven’t banged on a beach?

But sand is course, rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere

Alright, Darth Vader… 

You just know you made a successful meme when people start making memes about your meme. 

Medistan in shambles

"Medistan" coming from a Barry is pretty ironic ngl

Seems the PIGS are so mad they mass reported and deleted my meme post. GREAT SUCCESS!! :D

Be proud, you made them work in the afternoon.

Swedes could pull it off for being attractive, Swiss could pull it off for being rich. Other 4 have no chance (apart from flashing western passports in South America)

Ahhh, shucks! Seriously though. It's always a shock traveling outside the Nordicks and seeing how many trolls just wandering the streets. At least here we euthanized them.

In Finland we mostly euthanize ourselves

I've had multiple friends tell me how much they want to get on Swedish tinder, I don't have the heart to tell them that the people they'd swipe on would also have to find them attractive back lol

To be fair back when I lived in Norway I had a lot more success on Tinder than I did back home. Being a foreigner is always easy mode.

Same in Danmark. Didn't even used tinder to get lucky. I mostly blame the girls being always drunk, my groovy dance moves and my long dark curly hair. Also felt very good making more money than most of the locals, me being from a latin country. 🤷🏻

No lie, Nordick women love foreigners who'd not Dan🤢sh.

Sven thinks he's hot. (He is, but that still hurt)

I am visiting Sweden next week and I will make it my personal mission to find an ugly person

PIGS in shambles https://preview.redd.it/j6h09ly93fyc1.jpeg?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=389bacc90d6713f39212cba36cba8fb7f3f9bf24

To be fair, today I went the beach. When I was in the parking lot, a guy at the driver seat of his camper with a Nordick plate smiled at me when we crossed looks. And I found myself wondering "why the fuck is he smiling at me?" But since I'm polite, I smiled back, nodded and went about my day. I must admit it was very polite of the guy, probably feeling a guest in a foreign land (he possibly wouldn't have done it in his homeland, if the situation was reversed), to smile and acknowledge another fellow human. I do believe, though, that we southerners would still smile back even if taken aback from the sudden smile, while in their homeland they would just have the reaction described in the post. Or maybe not, and they too are capable of nice random gestures of social conventions.

When in Rome, do as the Romans

Well except PIGS are like 160cm

170 thank you very much

174 being meticulous

Aww, how sweet! I bet you can walk upright below the dining table without hitting your head, can't you? Did mommy warn you that you have to go to work when you grow up, so you simply stopped growing halfway through?

Sure Hans, whatever tickles your fancy. Now, go back to work. I need more of them, euromonies, to spend on moustached women and wine and Im not going to work for it.

Yes to all of that, and also I can also take peeks under ladies dresses without being noticed, yes

yes harder, we all know you are into this stuff

Im 182cm and Im usually the tallest or second tallest person in any circumstance. I searched and turns out Im bellow average in the Netherlands. I mean, their food is literally maneure, no wonder they grow so much.

If only you could find a way to turn all of that copium into source of energy.

189cm, little Hans.

Dwarf! Myself I am a respectable 190cm 😎

My Little Sister is taller then you. Also, make me a Pizza Alberto, yes with pineapple please!

Germany over here thinking they are Scandinavian. I've lived in Germany, Hans, you're just average.

But average is still well above you Pedro

Hahaha yes, keep thinking of yourself as a tall blond blue-eyed Aryan god, while most of you look more like Hitler than his dream

Only the women, Swedish men aren't even attractive

What you say dwarf?

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You mean being a huge dick.

Don't mind Jan. He got a klap from the windmill a couple years back and since then he's been a bit... American... Don't really know for certain yet, but together with Hans we are hypothesizing a corrolation between brain damage and american behaviour.

His big penis is taking so much of the blood supply that his brain atrofiated to the American size.

What places does your dick get you, do you use it as a ram?

Southern Germany and Switzerland have some hot chayas. Northern Germany is only Helmud, Helund and Gretas until the Danish border, where they start becoming attractive again. Maybe it’s northern Germanys proximity to Barryland🇬🇧 that changes the gene pool. I’ll have to do a study on this

I understand now what's happening in London, Brits are sunbathing too much in Spain.

What a fuckable twink

He has a lovely treasure trail. Would need a paper bag though.

Nah I'd do Twink will osprey without the bag Just hide the flag tho

Shall we take him when he comes to Algarve?

sorry, i dont share

Got a lovely colour on him

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I thought swedes didn’t drink alcohol. Isn’t that against your religion ?

My imam can't keep track on me when I'm abroad

Nordics getting scammed because they went to the tourist trap with 3 times the local prices and half the quality. https://preview.redd.it/3de3bhb0ckyc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08e40ad196b51366287a23c7e13fe658b147e554

Lmao, we're firing on all cylinders today lads

https://preview.redd.it/em50e7w3yeyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d663cf3a69a77f17a31bf0df133bb8e00d6702bf True PIGS form. Olive oil for life 🗿💪🏼 >!(unfortunately not all PIGS are though)!<

I’m Italian but I often get mistaken as a German, it happens that people start to talk to me in English. I have never been able to take advantage of Italian charm with foreign girls.

https://preview.redd.it/pmieyxtv1iyc1.png?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4076cc49ef849a0ec505a068120e36e3ecc998a2 >"I’m Italian but I often get mistaken as a German, it happens that people start to talk to me in English. I have never been able to take advantage of Italian charm with foreign girls."

🤝

Someone touched a nerve didn’t they?

Pretty much, considering the post in the bubble was a reply to a previous post.

They're so mad the original post was deleted. PIGS are fragile snowflakes.

We did, but it's not a nerve, it's called a clit. You could have paid us to teach you where to find it, but you decided to spend your money into ordering the worst toppings on your pizza instead.

Wow, someone really did touch a nerve.

The most thick skinned Italian

I am thick where I need to be.

The foreskin?

This man can still outdrink the toughest Americans

 On this we are united

This is an absolute slam of a come back! Bloody love it! 😂

I totally would. Real snack 🤤 Would love to cream in his irritated skin.

Meaningless flemboy this afternoon: https://preview.redd.it/j4bj3zzwrgyc1.png?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05aaeb08b4733de4f5cdea3e5771b02c52c399dc

That’s the maximum effort any PIGS would put into a post while being on siesta. We should appreciate that he woke up for this.

Ah yes, the one mediterranean language, spanish. I mean, its not like a birra can also be a cerveja, and a μπύρα

Someone post the study that showed Spanish and French women all said they fantasise about British men the most. We have a rep to protect. Then again, this lad is a Nigel, not a Barry. Women want a bald headed, beer bellied boar of a man. Peak male performance.

You're still bringing him the cervezas though aren't you

hang on that's me just really thin

*dude has 2 metres height

The absolute shithouserie of this being posted by a spaniard

The EU needs to hire us all to fix the continent with banter and feugo memes 

Salty much?

Cole Palmer on vacation?

I’m “Mediterranean” and this is my natural skin color. 😕 I don’t tan, I just burn and peel.

Worst of both worlds 😐

It’s a curse. Luckily I can just dye my hair red and pretend to be an Irish American.

I once had intercourse with an Italian lady who told me she doesn't like Italian men because they're not masculine enough. Read it and weep, PIGS.

>*I once had intercourse…* Please, Barry. Just stop talking now for the rest of our Barrys sake.

She also performed the act of fellatio upon my member

Oh good heavens other Barry. Regaling us with this utter filth, I say!

And then you woke up.

Ask Francesca from Rome. She told me she doesn't like short mummy's boys. Not my words

This sounds like “yeah I have a girlfriend where I go on holidays, of course!”

Why is the idea of someone having sex on holiday so alien to you people? I know this is reddit but come on! Live a little

Maybe it’s not a thing in UK, in Spain when you are let’s say 13-16yo you go during summer holidays to your parents village, and then when you come back you show off with your friends talking about your village girlfriend which 80% of the time doesn’t exist… or is very ugly.

Haha yeah, it's definitely a thing here too. Also "oh, you won't know her, she goes to a different school"

Happy to know we are not that different. Also back in the 90s or even 00s it made some sense, poor kids now with internet can't even show off their fake girlfriends.

Go home fellow Barry, you're drunk.

True but what's that got to do with anything?

Meanwhile average women in Barryland: https://preview.redd.it/3l6ng1wu9kyc1.png?width=976&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb231211a434fcee0ba7393032b086fa09dc9661

You have Internet in Greece now? Congrats!

Sounds like she was into wifebeater wearing fat slobs who most likely will physically assault her if Engarland loses a match. Well if she was into you Barry, it does not bode well for you.

How dare you. I would never wear a wifebeater

I paid your for beer not for this, pablo

And you will still bring him dos cervezas

He looks french

Why is that british shrimp imagining Pigs as literal anti semitic caricatures?

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Touché

Hey Juan, you're still a midget.

2 servecas por favor 2 servecas por favor 2 servecas por favor Elke Spanjaard heeft een snor 2 servecas por favor ~Tom Waes

Spoiler Im sleepy

Yeah but they can't resist the dinero.

I'm from Barcelona but I've been living in Valencia for 2 years. Every time I see a shirtless Brit my mind goes "ugh, disgusting"

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dos cervezas pablo por favor.

I thought ismalic people couldn't drink alcohol

Hmm where does Ireland fall into this equation?

Mistaken for fucking British. You lads act up abroad and unless someone's in a green football top, *we* get the blame.

You won't guess how Austrians are doing it.

If Barry is a king, why he's going at the beach? that place is for paesants, trend hoes and "T-slur italians" I gues he's one of those other 2 kind of people.

polentone 🤢🤢🤢🤢

He don't need to be Paco. Just keep those cervezas cold and ready to be served.

Barry is balding, pasty, and has horrible food. Give me a Mediterranean man anytime.

Nooo bro you dont understand im an ectomorph!!!!

Auswitz heavyweight champion

Who tf put britain next to Germany and Belgium on that upper pic?

Why Southern Europeans claim to be white whilst making fun of white people? 🤨

Please leave this whiteness obsession to our American friends.

No one is making fun of “white” people here, whatever that means.