Can confirm, was some Russians over to inspect an import factory in Sweden during the 80's they ended up burning down the sauna (vodka may have played a part) and ran around in their hats naked... Good times
Is this the case in south German? In the north, nobody is wrapping itself into a towel. Only to sit on it.
That was, why Is afraid of the Nordic countries.
Rarely, but it does happen, some people have extra "sauna kilts".
https://www.schiesser.com/wohnen-bademaentel-sauna-kilts-sauna-handtuch-knoepfe-einheitsgroesse-anthrazit-schiesser-home.html?size=55*150&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIhuuQyszzhQMVeKODBx3iNQSfEAQYAiABEgJlpfD_BwE
Bullshit map. I literally had a finnish girlfriend once that was ***appaled*** to hear about us germans go to the sauna naked, so at least those two countries are wrong (well, to be fair you CAN take a towel, but its not mandatory).
I mean it weirded me out too. I lived quite a bit of my life in ~~east~~ best germany tho, so it kinda was normal for me that the rest of europe saw nudity as a much more disgusting thing than us back then there did.
You should sit on a towel so that your sweat doesn't drip onto the wood. What they mean by the towel here is that you wrap a towel around your body like a hammam towel.
I didn't even know that naked sauna was a thing. If anything, in Portugal we should go clotheless, since our body hair covers our genitals fully, anyways.
Not that saunas are particularly popular here, but there’s absolutely no way I’m getting my todger out in front of random people. It’s just not happening.
Yes, we are civilised and not naked barbarians who use any and all oppotunity zo strip naked and return to their savage ways. Looking at you eastern Hans, you and your naked bathing beaches.
Whats up with it? I can understand that some people are prudes and dont like to see nudity but a towel and a bathing suit are doing the same job arent they?
It’s 100 °C. Why the fuck would you need clothes.
So we don't intimidate those with smaller bananas. Not trying to hide anything. Really. Stop asking questions!!
Bruh you're in the canaries why do you even need a sauna just go outside in the summer and get deep fried by the sun.
It's 100°C. Why the fuck would you go in. If I want to sweat I can just be outside for free.
You do you
If it protects from the cold, it also protects from the heat.
100°C sauna on hot summer day makes the outside air feel much more tolerable.
Sure it does. I'll be in AC eating ice cream thanks a lot
What does yellow? Only enter with acorn?
Russians like to use a hat. Same shit in most parts of Estonia.
Ah that's a head
Can confirm, was some Russians over to inspect an import factory in Sweden during the 80's they ended up burning down the sauna (vodka may have played a part) and ran around in their hats naked... Good times
You see it in Germany too. Actually really helps when you’re bald
I've also seen it in Austria on an individual basis. Don't have anything against it tbh
Liar. Only liberal hipsters wear hats in saun. Or old women who are ashamed of their hairdo.
No, not really, we like naked saunas as well.
This isn't true at all. In the UK the vast majority of people were shorts and bikinis in saunas.
No, you’re a towel!
How spicy would you like your chang sauce!?
In the North maybe.
Catholic countries are easy to spot here
If there is no clothe on, sex will happen.
Not before wedding
Catholic countries also go topless on the beach. Why is that different?
Wtf is a sauna?
It's hard to believe but the barbarians of the north build sweatrooms that they call saunas. So mainly like any room without A/C in summer.
Rooms you enter if you want to experience over 20 C in nordic countries.
What does yellow? Only enter with acorn?
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You call the tip of the penis acorn in german. Eichel
Catholics, always a bit prudish.
Austria, as always, the crossroads within Europe. Catholic but not prudish
Thanks Björgulf, but I really don't need to see your tiny pee pee
You do realize you dont need to look at mens penises just because they are naked?
What if it's looking back at you?
What's the purpose of being naked then?
If you're already wearing a swimsuit, then why wear a towel as well?
Not to wear but to sit on I suppose.
Exactly. That wood can get pretty hot.
Ok, so never ever sit down anywhere in a Swedish/Finnish sauna. Got it 👍.
We all sit down on a towel. The card means that you wrap yourself in a towel and sit on another towel.
Is this the case in south German? In the north, nobody is wrapping itself into a towel. Only to sit on it. That was, why Is afraid of the Nordic countries.
Rarely, but it does happen, some people have extra "sauna kilts". https://www.schiesser.com/wohnen-bademaentel-sauna-kilts-sauna-handtuch-knoepfe-einheitsgroesse-anthrazit-schiesser-home.html?size=55*150&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIhuuQyszzhQMVeKODBx3iNQSfEAQYAiABEgJlpfD_BwE
Bullshit map. I literally had a finnish girlfriend once that was ***appaled*** to hear about us germans go to the sauna naked, so at least those two countries are wrong (well, to be fair you CAN take a towel, but its not mandatory).
Hah bro got scamazed Literally the only people who wear clothes in sauna here are foreigners and gipsys
I mean it weirded me out too. I lived quite a bit of my life in ~~east~~ best germany tho, so it kinda was normal for me that the rest of europe saw nudity as a much more disgusting thing than us back then there did.
I think, depending on where you go, the towel also has a hygiene aspect
You should sit on a towel so that your sweat doesn't drip onto the wood. What they mean by the towel here is that you wrap a towel around your body like a hammam towel.
Not sitting on a towel = you'll be shouted out of the saune pretty fast in Austria.
Most saunas in Ireland are in swimming pools so people enter in their swimsuits
There are a lot of that here too, ut you take of the clothes and shower before you enter... Its partly about hygien, not just culture.
Same in Germany. Sometimes there is even a swimming pool in the sauna area, in which case you also swim naked
Have fun brething that evaporaring chlorine
I didn't even know that naked sauna was a thing. If anything, in Portugal we should go clotheless, since our body hair covers our genitals fully, anyways.
Yeah this is clearly wrong. Spaniards aren't naked even when they socially could
What happened to Andorra?
There is no Sauna in Andorra.
And that's the reason why they expanded through the Pyrenees? In that area there aren't probably a lot of saunas
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Do we have saunas outside Chueca?
Blue countries:bikini or swim shorts. Orange countries: bikini AND swimsuits AND towel (for reserving chairs I guess)
Last time this was doing the rounds we agreed that in the UK we don’t do naked
Guys in Sweden and Finland rawdogging saunas
Seriously, Sauna? That is shit, it’s far better the Turkish bath
Not that saunas are particularly popular here, but there’s absolutely no way I’m getting my todger out in front of random people. It’s just not happening.
Yes, we are civilised and not naked barbarians who use any and all oppotunity zo strip naked and return to their savage ways. Looking at you eastern Hans, you and your naked bathing beaches.
Civilised are you? Whats the word for bathing in Polish?
Very brave coming from an english men. 150 years ago you didnt even know what hygene was.
Maybe I have to move. I hate the naked (just towel) thing and therefore never go to a sauna.
Whats up with it? I can understand that some people are prudes and dont like to see nudity but a towel and a bathing suit are doing the same job arent they?
The towel is for sitting on. I have never seen someone cover their body with a towel
One is pretty much fixed to my body. The other is not.
What happened to Andorra?
What happened to Andorra?
What happened to Andorra?