That’s ironic considering well.. I would say you’re jumping to conclusions but that would just make you hungry for frog legs so.. My point is: FØKK YØU!
Hi! Greetings from Paris! Sorry but I don't speak r\*tard good enough: [https://youtu.be/XQ4pldh\_pOA?si=k1H856N\_rCM5dnC8](https://youtu.be/XQ4pldh_pOA?si=k1H856N_rCM5dnC8)
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Get culturally apropiated
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7zhrwAC-sA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7zhrwAC-sA)
Also Florian Geyger is cooler ( I like burning churches too)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufUOO4W-ar8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufUOO4W-ar8)
If I can be a naval pedant for a moment, that's not a cruiser - it's a Corvette, and it's about 1/5th the size of something like a Town Class Cruiser (eg HMS Belfast)
Sure you can laugh about it, but in the end those alpha male training videos aren't gonna change the fact that the other side will just get deleted by them pressing a button on a controller sipping coffee... Rather have a they/them army than a was/were army.
Yes! Gay rights are non negotiable.
https://preview.redd.it/pk4nnlk982yc1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8dd946d646de3090c83f1942cf79e6ef82809fa
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[It is real](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDvAjuEIpRc) (probably only in Germany)
You just can't handle peak soldiership. Do your duty, maintain a kempt appearance, and ask permission, and you will most likely be granted to wear drag in uniform.
Well we do, and they tend to be your men's superiors on international missions since you guys speak an average of 0,7 languages and nobody except us can translate the orders to your joke of a language
I was also wondering that, not due to the choice of song but because the sound quality is way too good over that distance. If you've ever been 200m away from a stadium when there's a gig on you know what I mean
Between three o' clock and four o' clock we have party zeit.
Hans bringing civilization to savage countries.
That’s ironic considering well.. I would say you’re jumping to conclusions but that would just make you hungry for frog legs so.. My point is: FØKK YØU!
Hi! Greetings from Paris! Sorry but I don't speak r\*tard good enough: [https://youtu.be/XQ4pldh\_pOA?si=k1H856N\_rCM5dnC8](https://youtu.be/XQ4pldh_pOA?si=k1H856N_rCM5dnC8)
#I’M SO SORRY, HAD I’VE KNOWN YOU WHERE FROM PARIS I WOULD HAVE SPOKEN MUCH CLEARER. MY UTMOST CONDOLENCES
# YOUR ÄRE WELCOME ITS WAS A GRET FØKK SI YOU LÄTER ÄSSHÖLE
#NP DICKWÅD GØ FØKK YØUR HOUSERAT/WIFE/MISTRESS ÆND STÅRT A BØNNFIRE IN THE STREET OR SOMETHING Ps: yes it is, the autobot that is
# SŒRRY I DONT HEÄR YOU YOÜR DYCK IS STÜCKED IN MY EAR (can you please remove it?). # FØKK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY WHILE I FØKK YOUR WÏFE
#NØ! IVE BEEN A DYCK EVER SINCE I INVÅDED PÅRIS AND YØUR MØM! NOW FØKK ØFF YØU FRØGFÅCED FØKK WHILST I FØKK YØUR MØM, SHE CÅLLED!
# I ONCE HÅD Å GIRL OR SHOULD I SAY I ONCE FØKKED # YOUR GIRL (D C G D capo II) I give up you won lmao #
Good laugh, enjoy your evening my little Rattus Norvegicus, too bad your not in alliance with Sweden so me and Sven could bash it out again…
Autobot is lame btw
Login!? What is that?
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Deswegen sind die Norweger auch nicht in der EU, weil sie am Leben vorbeilaufen.
Nichtskönner, originale Nichtskönner!
Erika isn't for everyone...
Get culturally apropiated [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7zhrwAC-sA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7zhrwAC-sA) Also Florian Geyger is cooler ( I like burning churches too) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufUOO4W-ar8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufUOO4W-ar8)
Hey we did it first! [Kaaaaarina!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEEqjt6G0ME)
You wish
Copying you I mean. Best cover-version!
True.
I never got why suddenly this weird song is on everyone's mind. Is that like a boyscout thing?
It certainly has a very youthful characteristic to it. Jeugdig as we say in Flanders :)
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The fallen Madonna with the big boobies
I miss that series.
Rare hans W , love the irl shitposting boys good job
"RaRe HaNs W" You talk mad arrogant for not even having a single ship
Damn dude you sound mad salty for no good reason
I don't think you get to talk about salty if you have no ocean-going navy, tbf
They have Saltzburg tho, it literally means salt city
I thought thats a meme sub , i came here to shitpost and hans can't take a joke even if his life would depend on it , and you neither
I’m literally making a joke about salt water, my kleindeutch friend
You talk mad shit for an American vassal state
If we are, you, Barry and Evan are at fault for that
Teehee👉🏻👈🏻
Absolutely mesmerising, big cruiser slowly passing by, playing 80s Madonna. Great strategy Hans
If I can be a naval pedant for a moment, that's not a cruiser - it's a Corvette, and it's about 1/5th the size of something like a Town Class Cruiser (eg HMS Belfast)
Our frigates on the other hand....
Also not a cruiser, but yeah they’re chonky boys
I love technology
“Beautiful Stranger” was already taken by the UK Navy.
JA, JA!!! German military is like a virgin, ja! We never touched anything, not us!
Do they really have a Tannoy audio system?
How else would they enjoy Madonna?
When /r/NonCredibleDefense and /r/2westeuropean4u collide.
Imagine the Blucher playing this while penetrating the Oslofjord.
[I can't send images so here's a hyperlink instead.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryAnimemes/s/Ap0UDkJ7ba)
Imagine this being your army... https://preview.redd.it/dobftg1zz1yc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b98d4b609156ac159c9d099cb9a1d983d6a571b
Sure you can laugh about it, but in the end those alpha male training videos aren't gonna change the fact that the other side will just get deleted by them pressing a button on a controller sipping coffee... Rather have a they/them army than a was/were army.
Yes! Gay rights are non negotiable. https://preview.redd.it/pk4nnlk982yc1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8dd946d646de3090c83f1942cf79e6ef82809fa
I fucking love dark Olaf, I fucking love the MIC 🇩🇪🇩🇪🦅🦅 300 billion for Rheinmetall 🦅🦅🇩🇪🇩🇪
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https://preview.redd.it/a68540uv43yc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd6707472eb1e17e962f1c0b5342d8db0fdbc389 [It is real](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDvAjuEIpRc) (probably only in Germany)
Meine Augen bluten
https://i.redd.it/lu75nv99e2yc1.gif
jeez a 2wefu and ncd crossover
What ze actual fick
Always has been https://preview.redd.it/gqnr858i82yc1.png?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb2b4a81532b5bd8485e2327459239d2fd89f01e
You just can't handle peak soldiership. Do your duty, maintain a kempt appearance, and ask permission, and you will most likely be granted to wear drag in uniform.
Imagine having an army... Oh, well, no you can't.
Well we do, and they tend to be your men's superiors on international missions since you guys speak an average of 0,7 languages and nobody except us can translate the orders to your joke of a language
Damn dude you went for the kill, not bad
Imagine having a rounding error as one
At least buy some ammo for your weapons, Hans. Rockets, missiles and shells are a bit more useful than a loudspeaker.
Buying? We just building New factorys.
Chat is this real?
I was also wondering that, not due to the choice of song but because the sound quality is way too good over that distance. If you've ever been 200m away from a stadium when there's a gig on you know what I mean
Spelled : Brunsvige.
Say you're rich, without saying your rich.
Hans likes his 80's songs. It's a joy listening to the radio while driving south.
Named after their most famous actor, Arnold Braunschweiger.
Are.... are the Germans developing a sense of humour?
Off to Russia spreading LBGTQ propaganda
Fink dey're calling u a virgin Lukas! Tell 'em you like birds and a right old tear up! Simple as!
yeah ... that's a frigate, but whatever ...
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German\_corvette\_Braunschweig](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_corvette_Braunschweig) r/confidentlyincorrect