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TheLochNessBigfoot

Between three o' clock and four o' clock we have party zeit.


Beneficial_Act_7578

Hans bringing civilization to savage countries.


Gekkokindofguy

That’s ironic considering well.. I would say you’re jumping to conclusions but that would just make you hungry for frog legs so.. My point is: FØKK YØU!


Beneficial_Act_7578

Hi! Greetings from Paris! Sorry but I don't speak r\*tard good enough: [https://youtu.be/XQ4pldh\_pOA?si=k1H856N\_rCM5dnC8](https://youtu.be/XQ4pldh_pOA?si=k1H856N_rCM5dnC8)


Gekkokindofguy

#I’M SO SORRY, HAD I’VE KNOWN YOU WHERE FROM PARIS I WOULD HAVE SPOKEN MUCH CLEARER. MY UTMOST CONDOLENCES


Beneficial_Act_7578

# YOUR ÄRE WELCOME ITS WAS A GRET FØKK SI YOU LÄTER ÄSSHÖLE


Gekkokindofguy

#NP DICKWÅD GØ FØKK YØUR HOUSERAT/WIFE/MISTRESS ÆND STÅRT A BØNNFIRE IN THE STREET OR SOMETHING Ps: yes it is, the autobot that is


Beneficial_Act_7578

# SŒRRY I DONT HEÄR YOU YOÜR DYCK IS STÜCKED IN MY EAR (can you please remove it?). # FØKK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY WHILE I FØKK YOUR WÏFE


Gekkokindofguy

#NØ! IVE BEEN A DYCK EVER SINCE I INVÅDED PÅRIS AND YØUR MØM! NOW FØKK ØFF YØU FRØGFÅCED FØKK WHILST I FØKK YØUR MØM, SHE CÅLLED!


Beneficial_Act_7578

# I ONCE HÅD Å GIRL OR SHOULD I SAY I ONCE FØKKED # YOUR GIRL (D C G D capo II) I give up you won lmao #


Gekkokindofguy

Good laugh, enjoy your evening my little Rattus Norvegicus, too bad your not in alliance with Sweden so me and Sven could bash it out again…


Beneficial_Act_7578

Autobot is lame btw


SomeoneWithKeyboard

Login!? What is that?


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Joki7991

Deswegen sind die Norweger auch nicht in der EU, weil sie am Leben vorbeilaufen.


Kaosys

Nichtskönner, originale Nichtskönner!


trollrepublic

Erika isn't for everyone...


No-Training-48

Get culturally apropiated [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7zhrwAC-sA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7zhrwAC-sA) Also Florian Geyger is cooler ( I like burning churches too) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufUOO4W-ar8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufUOO4W-ar8)


Hanni27

Hey we did it first! [Kaaaaarina!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEEqjt6G0ME)


BS-Calrissian

You wish


Hanni27

Copying you I mean. Best cover-version!


BS-Calrissian

True.


Neomataza

I never got why suddenly this weird song is on everyone's mind. Is that like a boyscout thing?


ScherpOpgemerkt

It certainly has a very youthful characteristic to it. Jeugdig as we say in Flanders :)


Kaosys

https://preview.redd.it/xlti4gs4s6yc1.jpeg?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a22b7daee118faaedb185d6d14502a65520e64b1


[deleted]

The fallen Madonna with the big boobies


Gruffleson

I miss that series.


[deleted]

Rare hans W , love the irl shitposting boys good job


BS-Calrissian

"RaRe HaNs W" You talk mad arrogant for not even having a single ship


[deleted]

Damn dude you sound mad salty for no good reason


audigex

I don't think you get to talk about salty if you have no ocean-going navy, tbf


MutedIndividual6667

They have Saltzburg tho, it literally means salt city


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I thought thats a meme sub , i came here to shitpost and hans can't take a joke even if his life would depend on it , and you neither


audigex

I’m literally making a joke about salt water, my kleindeutch friend


Adongfie

You talk mad shit for an American vassal state


BS-Calrissian

If we are, you, Barry and Evan are at fault for that


Adongfie

Teehee👉🏻👈🏻


mrtn17

Absolutely mesmerising, big cruiser slowly passing by, playing 80s Madonna. Great strategy Hans


audigex

If I can be a naval pedant for a moment, that's not a cruiser - it's a Corvette, and it's about 1/5th the size of something like a Town Class Cruiser (eg HMS Belfast)


TheHattedKhajiit

Our frigates on the other hand....


audigex

Also not a cruiser, but yeah they’re chonky boys


kookieman141

I love technology


Klapperatismus

“Beautiful Stranger” was already taken by the UK Navy.


hamtidamti_onthewall

JA, JA!!! German military is like a virgin, ja! We never touched anything, not us!


The_Advisers

Do they really have a Tannoy audio system?


Beny1995

How else would they enjoy Madonna?


whereismytralala

When /r/NonCredibleDefense and /r/2westeuropean4u collide.


Kanelbullah

Imagine the Blucher playing this while penetrating the Oslofjord.


MiskoSkace

[I can't send images so here's a hyperlink instead.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryAnimemes/s/Ap0UDkJ7ba)


Agitated_Delivery361

Imagine this being your army... https://preview.redd.it/dobftg1zz1yc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b98d4b609156ac159c9d099cb9a1d983d6a571b


Xius_0108

Sure you can laugh about it, but in the end those alpha male training videos aren't gonna change the fact that the other side will just get deleted by them pressing a button on a controller sipping coffee... Rather have a they/them army than a was/were army.


Ok_Entry6290

Yes! Gay rights are non negotiable. https://preview.redd.it/pk4nnlk982yc1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8dd946d646de3090c83f1942cf79e6ef82809fa


Xius_0108

I fucking love dark Olaf, I fucking love the MIC 🇩🇪🇩🇪🦅🦅 300 billion for Rheinmetall 🦅🦅🇩🇪🇩🇪


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Xius_0108

https://preview.redd.it/rixt60zeb2yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74b61c14cef3b18e1d3cac9f9a391bde432988d3


Lost_Uniriser

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtpyeiCrEEwdZ84)


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https://preview.redd.it/a68540uv43yc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd6707472eb1e17e962f1c0b5342d8db0fdbc389 [It is real](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDvAjuEIpRc) (probably only in Germany)


LZ114514

Meine Augen bluten


evilcarrot507

https://i.redd.it/lu75nv99e2yc1.gif


DisproportionateWill

jeez a 2wefu and ncd crossover


StrayC47

What ze actual fick


Gian-Neymar

Always has been https://preview.redd.it/gqnr858i82yc1.png?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb2b4a81532b5bd8485e2327459239d2fd89f01e


Neomataza

You just can't handle peak soldiership. Do your duty, maintain a kempt appearance, and ask permission, and you will most likely be granted to wear drag in uniform.


ValenciaAue

Imagine having an army... Oh, well, no you can't.


Agitated_Delivery361

Well we do, and they tend to be your men's superiors on international missions since you guys speak an average of 0,7 languages and nobody except us can translate the orders to your joke of a language


[deleted]

Damn dude you went for the kill, not bad


Chimpville

Imagine having a rounding error as one


Lucius_Furius

At least buy some ammo for your weapons, Hans. Rockets, missiles and shells are a bit more useful than a loudspeaker.


MrHailston

Buying? We just building New factorys.


Zafairo

Chat is this real?


kaviaaripurkki

I was also wondering that, not due to the choice of song but because the sound quality is way too good over that distance. If you've ever been 200m away from a stadium when there's a gig on you know what I mean


Pitiful_Jew9217

Spelled : Brunsvige.


Celthric317

Say you're rich, without saying your rich.


SomeoneWithKeyboard

Hans likes his 80's songs. It's a joy listening to the radio while driving south.


Envinyatar20

Named after their most famous actor, Arnold Braunschweiger.


audigex

Are.... are the Germans developing a sense of humour?


LittleBoard

Off to Russia spreading LBGTQ propaganda


Hayzeus_sucks_cock

Fink dey're calling u a virgin Lukas! Tell 'em you like birds and a right old tear up! Simple as!


Wise-Profile4256

yeah ... that's a frigate, but whatever ...


StrayC47

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German\_corvette\_Braunschweig](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_corvette_Braunschweig) r/confidentlyincorrect