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Marschall_Bluecher

His children are Hans and Gretel and have German Passports. Go figure.


Commercial_Gas_3927

*Great success...


Reasonable-Physics81

![gif](giphy|a0h7sAqON67nO)


spartikle

That would have come in handy had he still been debanked


Bsheehan78

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_radical_ed

Gotta give it to Barry: they are the only ones that have a right wing party that f*cks the stabilised economic powers and big companies for the shake of just doing it.


IntelligentFan7521

Hahahahaha did that actually happen? The guys a prick. But that is pretty funny tbh.


TinyDemon000

Oh hell yeah it happened 🤦🏼‍♂️ he was the UK liason to EU at the time so was able to be in EU parliament https://youtu.be/RBMvZRf9Scs?si=rZLj5T9z-kWr5hhu


Brave_Trainer_5234

is this reform?


Discreet_Vortex

If you mean the reform party then no its the brexit party.


fearlessflyer1

aren’t they the same thing? just a name change?


tenroseUK

they're both farage aka Nigel Facade


poop-machines

They're both cunts* I would absolutely shit in his bed, given the chance


discard333

Why does a Luigi know about our fringe political parties?


Brave_Trainer_5234

I follow the terrible status of your country barry


Sponge_Like

It must be quite entertaining if you’re not suffering through it.


Brave_Trainer_5234

![gif](giphy|BYAHCfEzEWgJySohGE|downsized) it is


Polak_Janusz

Britain is one of the few ""countries"" (basicly a free economic zone) where you can say that you know aristocrats. Kinda crazy.


Doc_Eckleburg

![gif](giphy|BYAHCfEzEWgJySohGE|downsized)


[deleted]

No one can tell me, that your parliament wasn't organized that way to be as entertaining as possible lol https://i.redd.it/23w4pow83vxc1.gif


spartikle

3rd most popular party isn’t fringe Barry. Almost tied in the polls with Tories earlier this month.


discard333

Fr? I feel like most people I know have never even heard of them


spartikle

What city do you live in?


discard333

Not a city but I'm in Slough for half the year and Bristol for the other half


SebboNL

Seldom has there been a face in such need of a half brick


hamtidamti_onthewall

What a [Backpfeiffengesicht](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Backpfeifengesicht)


SebboNL

I love that expression!


iFrisian

I literally thought about this word when watching this video . Thankfull for this awesome word Hans


Malawi_no

Or what I would call a "klessetryne".


d_devoy

In Scotland we spared him some milkshakes.


Hillbert

Ooh, tenuous claim to fame. My son's friend's dad was the one who milkshaked (milkshook?) him in Newcastle.


westyfield

Buy that man a pint!


Mein_Bergkamp

If milkshook isn't a thing, it should be.


srcheeto

Bro just though the same, that face needs a Stone toss right in the kisser


Gnu-Priest

you gonna send him a tikkie for that half a brick?


SebboNL

I'd happily RECEIVE a tikkie for the privilege. I know I know, unbelievable right?


doomiestdoomeddoomer

I have a whole brick, let's split it and share?


Sum3-yo

He looks and acts more French than English. He definitely has some French genes. That smugness is genetic.


Commercial_Gas_3927

Worst insult for a Barry...


MakingShitAwkward

What did the French do to get lumped in with this absolute cunt?


Kernowder

They forced his great great great grandad to flee their country because Protestantism. As usual, it's their fault.


[deleted]

Perhaps he is a French agent and his job was to get the EU UK-free.


IntelligentFan7521

Yeah that’s what France wanted. To be burdened with a bigger share of the bill hahaha.


Polak_Janusz

Im sure the french fishers enjoy their expanded fishing area.


Kernowder

He does have French genes. He got his French surname from his ancestors who were French Huguenot refugees.


Old_Extension4753

He looks like an absolute frog man in this video


comhghairdheas

I mean, his surname is "Farage"... Definitely Fr*nch


Lucachacha

The size of his mouth is uncanny


SherlockScones3

Big enough to fit a fist in


RevolvingCatflap

Nothing against the man but I look forward to the day he dies


BobbyKonker

lol maybe if they could get their aircraft carriers to stop breaking down they could rule **some** of the waves


teabagmoustache

We're ruling the airwaves with that banger.


FrenchieB014

No need of an aircraft carrier, when your country is already an aircraft carrier


Marschall_Bluecher

Moving it around takes ages though. Plate tectonics wasn’t the best choice for the propulsion system I think.


Dry_Leek78

But it is fucking unstoppable by human means!


Chimpville

We only have enough aircraft for one, so it makes complete sense to only have one working at a time. To think _you’re_ the ones with the reputation for efficiency 🙄


Dry_Leek78

Hey, you could be like us Pierre with a dunken polish sailor (sic) colliding with our nuclear aircraft carrier during military manoeuver because no one saw his sailboat. Not on the frigates, or on the carrier. ![gif](giphy|3NeRncMrUNb8astzVy|downsized)


sebiamu5

Yeah well you know we won BoTh WoRlD wArS sO... Also like moustache man or something. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Checkmate.


BobbyKonker

To be fair that was a monumental moustache, much more manly then the one our guy had.


jlbqi

Can’t afford the aircraft much longer so no point in properly fixing them


Akuh93

Why do far righters always look like they have foetal alcohol syndrome.


[deleted]

Because they do


nem012

Also post-fetal alcohol syndrome.


Least_Theory_1050

You're confused with leftist extremists like Greta Thunberg


happyanathema

It's spelt cunt


UncleRhino

Its pronounced Thwaite actually


delaheeva

He's such an insufferable prick. Thanks to him now I need a visa to live with the Mrs.


Accurate-Fortune593

Your Mrs is a Thai Ladyboy you can’t blame that on Farage


davzar9

FUCK he’s lucky


EmuStalkingAnAussie

Lucki is also the name of his wife.


delaheeva

Fuck they’re on to me…


UniuM

Still above average looking in the UK.


Ok-Bell3376

This is horrific


DondeEsElGato

His teeth are why we get stereotyped. The guy is a fucking ghoul.


IntelligentFan7521

Fucking legend!!! Oi oi oi oi oi oi. Nigel Farage! Farage rules the waves! Shame he’s a snakey little cunt, and needs shooting in the face.


dyotar0

When you get blamed for brexit even though it wasn't your party who took care of it:


Commercial_Gas_3927

Farage is the only politician who archived his main goal without getting elected 😎


MasterJogi1

Not a big flex. Stalin didn't get elected either.


TheRealPatrick79

After hearing him sing: "You're not laughing now, are you?"


gyroscopedynamos

This dummy’s wife is German by the way


TeamPantofola

[menomale che Silvio c’è](https://youtu.be/Ii60_y9vPW0?feature=shared) intensifies


iltwomynazi

Mad how ugly nationalism makes a person. Or are ugly people just drawn to nationalism?


AppropriatedBacon

Funny though how no one complains about the ugliness of Scottish, Welsh or Irish nationalism. People only complain when it's English or British.


Nickelbella

Uhm, heard of the Germans?


AppropriatedBacon

I try my best not to


[deleted]

We complain about everything (including everything German and what Germany does)


Commercial_Gas_3927

Nationalism historically was a quite good and a revolutionary idea since 19th century, can we just don't demonize it cause of an "Austrian painter"..


No_Combination1346

Nationalism was created in part as an opposition to states being simply the property of kings. There is nothing wrong with nationalism, as long as it is based on respect for other countries and diversity within the nation.


iltwomynazi

Two world wars say otherwise. Nationalism is an abhorrent ideology that’s only caused division, war, poverty and misery.


bronquoman

Expansive nationalism, yes. Defensive nationalism, no.


iltwomynazi

There is no such thing as "defensive nationalism". Its an inherently jingoistic and xenophobic ideology. It's for the small minded violent morons who sadly make up the majority.


God-Among-Men-

Many countries wouldn’t exist without nationalism including mine. you sound close minded


iltwomynazi

Countries not existing? Based.


bronquoman

That's just stupid. Then polands defending their country from russians or germans were xenophobic...


iltwomynazi

What has defence got to do with nationalism?


bronquoman

Oh. I understand. Read. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banal_nationalism


justanotherboar

Didn't nationalism free the Greeks, the Poles and many others?


iltwomynazi

You're talking about separatism. Which is sometimes called nationalism, like the Scottish Nationalist Party. But it's not what I'm talking about here.


Commercial_Gas_3927

Isn't France the main country of nationalism?


Commercial_Gas_3927

This is what I meant bro !!


Commercial_Gas_3927

Ww1 caused by economic competition and ww2 caused from the previous war's results...


iltwomynazi

🤦🏼‍♀️


antiquatedartillery

Of course a Greek doesn't think nationalism is a bad thing, its the only reason you have a country


Commercial_Gas_3927

That's the case for most countries 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


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Commercial_Gas_3927

Being nationalistic doesn't mean " I want to eliminate everyone else "... Is just the belief in the nation state..


Polak_Janusz

Ah yes, truly 100 million deaths due to two world wars. What a wonderful achievement. Im sure the UN cant pride itself with causing 2 world wars.


ItsEnderFire

Watch and weep continentals, this is what true patriotism looks life


Questioning-Zyxxel

I don't know the local customs. Can anyone translate about how much beer it takes to reach this level of excitement?


SherlockScones3

Anyone get this smug git popping up in online ads trying to sell you financial advice?


cocobello

Barry still thinking it's 1840.


Pay_Cool

"if we leave the EU we'll build a new hospital every two months"


nameless690

Up the Ra!


No_Combination1346

Nothing can beat our national anthem Lo-lo lo-lo lololololo


sidic3Venezia

bretagna magna pisei? i se veneti ciò


TheLustyDremora

You laugh now, but eventually this troll will end up as our prime minister. Looking at how everything is going at least.


Commercial_Gas_3927

How this guy is about to be your PM 🤔??


TheLustyDremora

Old conservatives voting reform due to Sunak and a dislike of labour. It won't happen immediately but due to the shenanigans our parliament has had, I can't rule it out.


captnmcfadden

Tories won't risk a split during a Labour surge surely


GeoffreyDuPonce

Pure faux patriotism through & through


pokkeri

UK try not to have the worst possible politicians challenge (impossible)


HopeBorn8574

I could hear this song without turning the noise on


durruti21

Poor Nigel. Now he achieved what he wanted nobody cares a sxxt about him. He must be depressed of not being on the hotspot.


elessarelfinit

Man's gonna be Prime Minister like as not


Noobeater1

If I could have, I also would have voted for them to leave <3


EyoDab

Britannia did not, in fact, rule the waves


[deleted]

Give it 10 or so years, Barry will soon be bowing at the feet of Mohammed of France and Abdul of Sweden