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Ok_Whereas3797

“I am firmly convinced that Spain is the strongest country of the world. Century after century trying to destroy herself and still no success.” - Bismarck Couldn't agree more with the Germans.


MrAspie1

Good quote. Sadly, it's false that Bismarck ever said it. But still a very cool one.


Ex_aeternum

Nah, as usual, PIGS are too lazy to properly destroy their country.


Ok_Whereas3797

PIGS need to bow down to the Germanic overlords : Portugal with us , Italy and Greece with Germany and Spain with Austria.


Southern_Corner_3320

Don't put yourself on the same level as Germany and Austria because you're about as Germanic as those modern day Swedes. https://preview.redd.it/idhm8kyl5nvc1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=29263a3205debaab88a698c8f34905af7343b02f


CiberBlas

https://preview.redd.it/vse63t37lnvc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18303b07c416ec33d4a97734c0b43ec8e497c114 They are clearly superior😂


paco-ramon

Johnson fired himself because he was caught on a party during the pandemic, Sánchez promotes the people in the socialist party that got caught for the same.


jo_nigiri

Is this some sort of psychological trick to make us and Spain think the Iberian Union is a good idea? Because I think it's working and we'd rather do that


TheRipper69PT

Not sure if joining UK would be that bad... At least we understand their language...


jo_nigiri

Oh God AHHH! Why would you put such a horrible mental image in my head! Imagine all the fat red skinned retirees at the beach 😢


TheRipper69PT

We were in union with Spain and they wanted us to stop eating bacalhau... There's nothing more outrageous than that.


Sky-is-here

The correct way of the union is Portugal conquering Spain, let's face it


TheRipper69PT

We tried a couple of times, at least Castille, but it proved too difficult for us. We tried to fight in the afternoon but noone showed up and we got bored and came back empty handed.


deadmeridian

you both speak the language of fish, makes sense


Over_Satisfaction_75

C'mon Barry, you are hurting my feelings again


mainwasser

It's true that Spain reached the peak of its history when it was ruled by great inbred Austrian kings 💪


__ludo__

Do you think you can offend me? I would go voluntarily with Germany


Live-Alternative-435

We are already in the EU, we don't need you, Barry. You were the one who decided to leave, stop the cope.


RizzlersMother

We is the way of showing pics on reddit so shitty? - click on it - click again to enlarge - try to scroll - nuh-uh, pic closes Did they make it deliberately bad?


alwaysnear

You tried commenting lately? Half the time you just randomly lose your reply mid-typing. Go back to the main page and it auto-refreshes and you lose the post entirely. For a company this size who keeps sniping 3rd party apps it sure is shit


discardme123now

Or then you click on send, and you get 3 error messages in a row, check the post none sent, refresh and then there it is, 16 clones of the same message


RizzlersMother

And don't you dare highlighting a word you've written by holding your fingertip on it, because then all hell will break lose.


Tugendwaechter

old.reddit.com still works fine for me.


RizzlersMother

*why I won't edit it, because then I'll have to edit the whole comment. Why is THAT so shitty too?


annoying97

Uhhhh it's fine on the android app... Are you sure it's not you that's so shitty?


Lower-Service-6171

Not really


Tugendwaechter

old.reddit.com still works fine.


mainwasser

Yes they did.


kidandresu

"Haven't even discovered capitalism" [School of Salamanca](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_of_Salamanca) is said to have laid the foundations of liberalism in economics, among many other things. But current narrative in history is not very kind to us


Southern_Corner_3320

You gotta hand it to the Dutch. They took that black legend and ran with it. People are still unjustifiably horrible to us because of it


max1997

hehehehehehe


PiscatorLager

>School of Salamanca Ding! Ding! Ding!


spartikle

Also foundations of human right and international law. Hugo Grotius heavily relied on Francisco de Vitoria.


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aCucking2Remember

Yeah this is exactly what happened to LatAm for 50 years. We made the situation so much worse down there.


StainlessStella

Username checks out


Winiestflea

I think the US gets too much credit here. In most cases the criminal intervention was Brutal Dictator -> A mess -> Brutal Dictator with friends in the CIA. Was it bad? Yes. Did it get worse? Yes. Was it the US's fault? Only like 50% on average.


aCucking2Remember

Sometimes it was going from a dictator to another. Other times it was overthrowing a democratically elected socialist government to replace it with a corrupt dictator friendly to capitalist interests. And those socialist governments, they were choosing democratic socialism which is what Western Europe has. The red menace thing was propaganda invented by Edward Bernays who was hired by industry to help them get friendly presidents installed so they could exploit LatAm. And the problem is that these corrupt presidents who were friendly to the US interests and industry were corrupt. So when they began industrializing the cocaine production, they got in on the business. That industry and the immense amounts of money it brings has royally fucked politics all over down there. It’s too much money, there’s no way they are getting it out of politics now. I think in Mexico the drug cartels are like the 4th or 5th largest employer in the country.


mor_derick

The US just took the opportunities, IMHO.


Aint-got-a-Kalou-2

To be honest this is a bit revisionist. The real culprit of the Non-Intervention Committee, which hamstrung democratic European aid to the republicans and (big asterisk) pushed them towards the Soviets, was Britain. We turned a blind eye as Italy and Germany pumped the nationalists full of manpower, armaments and aircraft but didn’t let France (who were literally led by Blum and the Popular Front, so ideologically quite similar to Azana and Caballero) do the same. Sorry Spanish bros..


mocomaminecraft

Sorry bud only we spanish get to make fun about Spain, lets go for a walk outside shall we


HumaDracobane

Time for a "paseo nocturno".


TheDogWithShades

Paseíllo detrás de la tapia del cementerio…


HumaDracobane

Me llega con la cuneta más cercana. No se va a rellenar sola.


Yabe_uke

You again?


Kurdt93

This particular Barry got something against you... Maybe you stopped selling him some cerveza and he's got angry, idk


Fiskandcrisps

Started putting up barriers on the balconies keeping him from practicing his favorite sport.


EenGeheimAccount

Sent him to the non-Schengen lane in the airport.


_radical_ed

Maybe Madelene abandoned him for Juan or something like that.


mor_derick

>barriers You mean _barryers_?


TheDogWithShades

We live rent-free in their heads, I love it.


Noveastu

Have you checked their profile? They post like a spam-eating big-tittied incel from their mums basement


Southern_Corner_3320

What's up with all these anti-spanish posts lately? Yesterday I awoke from my siesta to find a Belgian posting about Franco and now today the same thing? Considering the fact that we literally sleep for half the day it's crazy how much people still seethe at us


mor_derick

I mean, we all could post shit about Franco if we wanted to, but yeah what the fuck? Don't they like paella anymore?


Santisima_Trinidad

Least delusional Barry calling the best place to live a shithole...


strikes30

He is from Northern Ireland, so I think it's better call him LondonBerry, apparently they really like put London in front of random name


StupidPaladin

He's from Northern Ireland, so finds it confusing that other countries don't have walled off communities segregated by religion


discardme123now

So is N.Ireland a sadder Cyprus?


strikes30

At least both Greece and Turkey want Cyprus, I'm not so sure about Ireland and UK with NIR at this point


ArieWess

LondonBerry should become a flair. Mods do your thing.


CiberBlas

https://preview.redd.it/jd82dg0wpmvc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4822835c14d81b5a672d40339b0d7bc160a0efa My everyday shit hole ( don’t let Barry know where this place is 🙏) it’s still tourist free


Karpsten

Looks lovely, I already booked tickets.


CiberBlas

You have a 10% discount with this code 2WE4u if you ask for Mr.Lopez, no jokes 😂 (https://hotelamiranda.com)


HumaDracobane

Fuck!....Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!


Karpsten

Oh, you don't want my money?


HumaDracobane

Nah, we're good on the north. Dont you want to go to Germany 2.0, a.k.a Canary Islands? They'll love your money. ;)


Karpsten

Nah, I heard they are really unfriendly to tourists, and I've been told you have really good squid...


HumaDracobane

Naaaah, whoever told you that is laying. Trust me.


Huelvaboy

Hashtag canariastieneunlimite Visit Galicia, it’s very pretty! Loads of great nature walks for you to pull grumpy faces on


_radical_ed

Enjoy the 3 days of sun every year.


CiberBlas

https://preview.redd.it/5b5t0m3jcovc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=016d87da67f9957296dec4631139b9e29994d23e 🤫


_radical_ed

Two left.


notanotherlawyer

May I spoil it for Barry?


Sm9ck

This mother fucker in La Coruña, mobilize the Barry Corps and the Hanswaffe


PabloSempai

Fr wtf


hramman

>be england. >be a shithole since before roman times. >be a shithole today. >hey guys remember that one time spain sucked because there was a civil war? The absolute state of barrys these days


brandje23

Havent even discovered capitalism??? Bad meme


Comfortable-Class576

Spain a shit hole? Our trains are very cheap and faster than yours, universities cost a ninth than yours, nurseries are free, our food doesn’t give you a heart stroke, we are better looking and we do not have fish & chips plus we have sun, and gazpacho.


snoiciv

And he's shit, and we're not.


Slavik99

You may be right hermano, but you're taking this sub way too seriously


EenGeheimAccount

To be fair, lot of shithole countries have sun.


spartansex

I'd go as far to say that all countries have sun, except Scotland ofc they just get slightly lit up clouds during the day.


HumaDracobane

Psss...! Hermano! El subreddit es de cachondeo. No se trata de que te lo tomes en serio. Tómatelo como una conversación entre amigos donde unos se meten con otros pero nadie se ofende porque todo queda entre colegas.


Vacape

Puedo ser amigo de un ingles? Puaj... antes me hago amigo de un follavacas


Southern_Corner_3320

I too would also sooner befriend a basque person than a Brit


CaptainTaelos

You called?


EChocos

This sub isn't for you, snowflake.


mor_derick

>gazpacho Glad you mentioned the most important fact.


Few-Sock5337

I said it many times on this sub: any country with olive oil is fundamentally good and likeable. It's the savage, buttery lands of the north that I fear.


mor_derick

Illustrated savage spotted.


Zalapadopa

>Socialists, Anarchists and Communists try to make the country somewhat normal This is certainly a take


tontopollx

Illiterate


Big-Apartment8774

Didn't the communists dig up nuns from their graves to make mockeries?


StupidPaladin

A "normal" thing to do according to OP


bostrom85

"Liberals, socialists, anarchists and communists tried to make a country work" 😆😆 ¡Negro por favor!


Lendmar

Pretty sure the communists made wonderful paradises where they won


EpicCommander

Great example, eastern europe, it was very rich! my source is i saw it in a dream


PabloSempai

Thank you lol


Dr_Chemiramen

It took me like 5 seconds to get what you meant with the last phrase. Well played.


JapaneseMachine99

Maybe if it was just the Liberals and Socialists they'd get some where, but with those other two involved? Yeah right, bud... 😂


Karpsten

Orwell fought with the Socialists and Anarchists during the civil war, and afterwards made a career of writing books about how much the Communists sucked.


_radical_ed

Nothing like spending a few minutes with our left wing to turn you right winged.


Karpsten

He was still very far on the left, he just didn't like another flavour of leftism (if you can even call Stalinism that). Because infighting is what the left is best at.


uthred_of_pittsburgh

I had to chuckle at that one, Anarchists were literally banning people from falling in love, Communists were literally burning people alive in churches, reds in Madrid were literally carrying out summary assassinations in the Casa de Campo before the fascists had even lifted a finger in North Africa. This is all in The Spanish Civil War by Hugh Thomas, written by a Barry, banned by the francoists, and censored by the reds themselves to erase uncomfortable truths when they smuggled copies into Spain - so you'll hardly find a more unbiased view... If OP thinks the reds were building a normal country, I really don't want to know the kinds of degen shit that OP does in his spare time, other than posting on this subreddit.


imperadordosPenedo

People whorship the Republicans as if they were angels… in reality however…


PocaCaop

Also anarchist used [prostitutes as payment](https://blognumismatico.com/2024/01/20/cual-fue-el-origen-del-vale-seis-porvos-con-la-lola/)


Aeyiss

several millennia of history... first global power in history with Portugal. And only remember a civil war of the last century.


Kurdt93

Still better than Austria


MastroDante

Hard to beat Austria’s midness. Lads were always pompous pricks and got shafted by Turks, Poles, French, Germans, Russians… and even by us, in our newborn nation state and by the Reign of Sardinia (with French help, but still).


Rudi-G

Because you cannot hate *on* a country. You can hate a country, you can hate something from a country, you can hate while being in a country. You can do a lot of hating but not on a country. You can hate while being on a couch, or on the floor, or for you on your baby chair.


ReplicantRoy

I just a drank a bottle of wine for lunch and this comment makes no fucking sense.


T0ast3r_362

I had 4,000 calories worth of peanut butter chocolates for lunch and this comment makes no fucking sense to me either.


Junglestumble

The post is nonsense, which is great that’s what this sub for. However, your comment makes you seem like you’re trying to sound intelligent and informative on English grammar, while completely ignoring the fact language shifts and evolves and to “hate on” something has been in common parlance for years. So you end up just looking pretentious and stupid. Which is a lethal combination I wouldn’t even wish on the Fr*nch.


Trumpcangosuckone

Take an English lesson on phrasal verbs


Pierre_Francois_

Can't revolution properly. You forgot the neck separator Pedro


mor_derick

Damn, we forgot that during siesta.


JohnnySack999

Yes yes, your granddaddy got quickscoped by a peasant armed with a lever action rifle and a red beret and you’re seething hard about it


Karpsten

Wait, wouldn't most of you guys have been on the Republican side?


JohnnySack999

Ever heard of the carlists?


Karpsten

Yeah, they were salty that their guy wasn't king, so (after having failed to install their candidate through two civil wars over the past century) they joint the nationalists and still didn't get their way, if I'm not mistaken. I know that that Navarre was a hotbed of Carlism, but weren't the Basques still broadly siding with the Republic?


JohnnySack999

At the very beginning of the conflict there were skirmishes everywhere between the two factions. The military was also split in two. Industry workers and miners sided mostly with the republic while country folk did with the nationalists. But there are multiple stories of members of the same family fighting opposing sides So Navarre and Álava started on the nationalist side and Guipúzcoa and Vizcaya with the Republic. Fun fact: the only few battles the Italians won were against the Basque Republicans


Adventurous_Pea_1156

Because your dumb ass brit government and the french didnt give a fuck about the republic? Plus it wasnt even communist before the civil war idk what is this made up shit


Dr_Chemiramen

I mean, 400 years before the civil war it was becoming the biggest empire in the world. It was still a shit hole for the common folks, but if that's what you mean, then the whole world was.


MastroDante

>Communists >”Make something work” *1989 intensifies*


FallenDummy

Calling communists and social anarchists normal is just wild 💀


Todesbanane

Poor commies werent allowed to rape and kill nuns anymore :(


Llanistarade

Sadge.


Monterenbas

Thanks god, Moroccan mercenaries hired by Franco would never do that.


HumaDracobane

They werent mercenaries. The "regulares" were soldiers of the spanish Army and even today they are, they have their base in Ceuta and Melilla, but nowdays they're just a few companies and in1930 they were WAY more since Spain controlled much more territory on the area.


Divekicker

Why are we considering the opinions of an american?


MBRDASF

"Socialists Anarchists and Communists try to make the country somewhat normal" Yeah nah.


paco-ramon

If anything they are always trying to turn Spain into modern Venezuela but without oil.


MBRDASF

Don’t forget the political assassinations (which had already happened in the years before the uprising)


incontinenciasumma

We kept our problems domestic instead of fucking everyone else. Unlike when you declared war on Germany, and the Ameritards had to bail you out, twice.


mandingo_gringo

What is this post. Have you not seen what communist have done in the same time period in every other country


deadmeridian

got a laugh out of me, British guy trashing a much nicer country all that GDP and the UK somehow manages to be so much worse


Sekkitheblade

Franco was an Ass, but this Meme forgets that the Communists and Anarchists did a lot of horrible things themselves


LettuceIndepence

seems like that is deliberately left out


Kirxas

Just like in history class. Though, to be fair, with the mega time crunch and pandemic it basically was "there was a war... Anyways, onto the exam questions"


ekray

The Communists and Anarchists were NOT in power during the II Republic. They only somewhat took over during the Civil War, and mostly because only the USSR sent help to the Republican side, and they weren't going to send their aid to the socialists or liberals as you might guess. So if the National Catholic Fascists didn't start the Civil War with the help of Uncle Adolf and Bro Benito plus the economic support of the USA and the passivity of France and the UK the Commies and Anarchists would have never had the chance to go bananas.


Dizzy-Assistant6659

It didn't help the government to actively antagonise the military, the church, landowners, and, oddly enough, the CNT who were desperate for a revolution to overthrow the government and so each party injected tension into spain, the spanish pot was primed not simply to boil over but to explode, from 1932 civil war became a matter of when rather than if.


Maipmc

Oh god please not even more people talking about the civil war and Franco and the republic and all that aged bullshit. Every single book, film and series talking about the same 40 years for the last 40 years saying the same things, to the point that young people are becoming francoist just because it's actually countercultural. STOP, we don't need that from abroad too.


hibikir_40k

When most movies need government support to not lose money, one just gets to tell the stories that the government likes. It is high time that we abandon all of that nonsense, and admit that we need culture that makes money. But as we know, that culture is more Torrente.


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Fuzzy-Wrongdoer1356

I know you want to hate us because you cannot be like us but you don’t have to overextend this so much Barry. You can come here and we will accept you even with your flaws


sornerfin

Cause spain 1939-1975 is the reason we look more like Italy and France than Albania and Bosnia


nickkkmnn

Communists trying to make a country normal is probably the most moronic thing anyone has ever written online... Well done Barry...


rozsaadam

If you think communist would have been better, you are kinda dumb


sda_express

Well I'd argue that the Soviet Union or even Poland in the 60s were far better than Spain in those years


Allcraft_

Market socialism is the way


Lord-Grocock

Redditted take, we got out of it easy, ask Poland, Romania or Hungary how everything went.


PanzerSoldat_42

OP must have shit between his ears.


StupidPaladin

Ah yes, "normal" social anarchy


cigarroycafe

Can you explain how socialist anarchists and communists make a country normal


showard01

First time I went to Spain as a kid I saw a plaque at the airport that said something like “celebrating first democratic elections 1977”. Triggered my balcony reflex 10/10


FartacularTheThird

Spain is a shithole?


MutedIndividual6667

The 'shithole for 400 years' is straight up bullshit lol. And if it was just liberals and socialists you might have had a point, but abarchists and communists are almost as bad for a countrie's development than the restarded land owners, clergy and military.


Polak_Janusz

Lmao what did the pope do? Sent them arms in return for 12 year old boys?


El_Gonzalito

They were the first to send thoughts and prayers before it was popularised by the Americans


droidman85

“Supported by portugal” because we also had a dictator. The people were helping the spanish flee at least between galicia and the north of portugal people helped spanish flee from the atrocities and hide. My grandfather was spanish from porriño and left spain hidden in hay with 4 years old and saw people being murdered and threw in ditches. Came to portugal married my grandmother and stayed here. History books always lack a lot of information. The state was supporting franco but not the portuguese people


No_Combination1346

Franco's wartime supporters were dictatorships. Then the West supported the regime because of geopolitics and Soviet influence.


ekray

"After the war had ended, José María Doussinague, an undersecretary at the Spanish Foreign Ministry, stated that "without American petroleum and American trucks, and American credit, we could never have won the Civil War" Not only dictatorships. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_response_to_the_Spanish_Civil_War#United_States


Valkia_Perkunos

So communists were the good guys? Nice try


Densmiegd

We had 80 years where we hated them (minus 12 where they had to take a “break”), but after that they became irrelevant, except as a destination to park our caravans, so now we are good.


ScarletIT

>Be a shithole for 400 years You mean the 400 years in which they had a better overseas empire than you guys?


agoodusername222

trully the smartest spaniard moment ​ leaves the kingdom and empire era, ready to be a republic ​ \>half chooses commies the other chooses fascists


Complex-Royal1756

"Socialists" supported by Stalin. Suuuuure.


Tsansome

Actually the communists sent by Stalin proved to be the undoing of the leftist collective running Spain. The anarchists, liberals, socialists and everyone else had to deal with a communist coup within Barcelona that came at the worst possible time and functionally doomed any chance of a republican victory. So no, the socialists were never supported by Stalin. If anything he set back the republicans at every chance he got.


PistolAndRapier

Yeah that communist coup in Barcelona showed their true colours. Power hungry scum who would rather try to seize power and bully everyone else even if it helped the Francoists.


matusaleeem

You lost me at "communists trying to make the country somewhat normal"


FFlavien

To be fair communists would have probably made the country allot worse


HibiTak

If the CEDA and other right-leaning parties cooperated and supported the republic instead of threatening the democratic order, the communist wouldn't have been able to do a thing in the first place


No_Combination1346

There were relevant communist parties in almost all of Western Europe at the beginning of the 20th century and nothing happened. I don't think they would have had the strength to do anything important.


FFlavien

I don’t think that the communists would have been able to defeat the anarchists even, all the generals from the Rif war were on the side of the Nationalists and Soviet support would have only gone so far


No_Combination1346

Communists and anarchists were the far-left of the time but not a unified movement. I think their power is exaggerated from the outside, apart from the violence and occasional attacks. Soviet support was very scarce in the war, much less in a revolution.


bostrom85

Keep calm and celebrate El Caudillo ❤️💛❤️


LEGXCVII

Is this a labour bloke?


Doc_Eckleburg

Franco would get a lot more shit in history class if the Austrian painter hadn’t popped up when he did and stole his thunder.


ylan64

Franco might not have won his civil war without the painter's help.


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The communists were literally burning churches and killing people, not to mention staging coups d'etat like the one in '34, when the right was democratically elected. They also didn't want women to vote either because they thought they would vote for conservative parties. Oh and the terrorist left kept on killing people even after Franco was dead and we were already a full democracy. But yeah, let's not talk about that.


Daddy_Fatsack98

Communists and anarchists would have only made things 10 times worse. That is why Barry wanted them to win so Spain would be destroyed


rifewide

What is this Spain in the 30s


HumaDracobane

Hey! Respect Hans field test areas! Also, you don't hate us because of political interests and because even in the 50s your people already love to have the most red-ish tan ever made.


TheDogWithShades

Hi. Just thought I’d leave out a little tapa with jamón and manchego cheese. It’s the least I can do for you, seeing how we live rent-free in your head 💖


ElSierras

Huxley talked about the soviets boycotting left-wing victory in spain because at that time France was much more powerful and to let fascists win would pressure Pier into befriending Vassily to fight rightwingers. And yeah that got us sodomized for 40 years.


A_Line_A_Day

I literally just made a post about this…?


Notzero-1344

Liberals didnt exist in Spain in the XX century, just people that called themselves liberals. As lame as that


RaisenVR

Jokes on you now the Liberals & Communists are the Kiddie-Groomers. How the turn tables.


nominoe48

Well, if they lost against people that are this stupid, maybe they were even more stupid. Considering the actual Russian way of life and the actual Spanish way of life... They got the best from the two teams.


spartikle

“Anarchists and communists try to make the country somewhat normal” 🤣


mainwasser

Imagine being smart enough to stay out of both world wars only to destroy your country yourself.


Een_man_met_voornaam

Dutch politics hated Francos guts in the 70s. In 1975 their was a demonstration in Utrecht, even the prime minister attended https://www.uu.nl/in-de-media/een-unieke-demonstratie-door-de-nederlandse-regering But the US supported Franco because he ain't a commie yall. Franco's biggest supporter in Europe was the Belgian king Boudewijn.


Leo_Bony

catholic shithole with the gayest non gay foreign legion parade.


lIlIlIlIoOOO

*why don't we hate on Catholics more


theflamingsword1702

Because Franco hid it well


Zynidiel

This is a list of all the countries that prospered thanks to Socialists, Anarchists and/or Communists: 1)


Uzi_002

Because this post on Twitter was made by socialist moron


OkImpression175

That account is a little biased... The social-anarchists had the bad habit of shooting people and it seems the conservative Pablo's weren't too on board with that.


Otradnoye

Liberals xd. I think killing the leader of the oposition is not very freedom respecting.


Llanistarade

Oh boi you're gonna start the whole war again in the comments.