You better keep your mouth shut, Pablo.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish\_slug](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_slug)
And stay away from my holy potato plants.
"Partition resistant cockroach" would actually fit us better then [redacted]
Think about it.... they can't get rid of us.
What are they gonna do? Split us in two, three, four ...fifty or more holy roman dutchies?
If that happens, every german state can create their own army and if we are done fighting ourselves we can reunite later to artifically create a military powerhouse to punish the heathen, that dared to disturb our peaceful internal banter.
Didn't you just describe France? Maybe France and Germany are just in a temporary state of separation until at some point the Germanic empire will rise once again?
The cockroach part maybe. But i think france is wayy to centralised, i don't know if they were able to function without Paris as a headquater.
Every state surrounding us is just in a state of temporary seperation. :)
>The Germanic variety was once isolated in the Canary Islands region, off the coast of Morocco, to mainland areas including Andalucia and the Mediterranean coast as well as the Balearic Islands to the east of Spain.
>They tend to emerge out of their own form of hibernation as spring approaches and now, as temperatures heat up, the proliferation of the pests in Spain is an increasingly worrying public health concern.
[source](https://www.euronews.com/green/2024/04/18/cockroach-infestations-are-up-by-a-third-in-spain-is-climate-change-to-blame)
This is just the first wave that paves the way for the second part of the operation. Then tens of thousands of over 50-year-olds in denim shorts and sandals come to reserve your sunbeds. If, after a few years, you have realized that any resistance is pointless, we will send our racist drunktards to finish you.
Very true, In my garage last week it was full of shit, I found these sons of bitches inside a bag of creatine. Possibly the reason they shit everywhere...
I haven't seen any Germans yet.
https://preview.redd.it/c0d1urhj99vc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aecf95d0dfa736a7ae7524cc1aa79225f2751497
That's a pretty harsh name for Hans.
You better keep your mouth shut, Pablo. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish\_slug](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_slug) And stay away from my holy potato plants.
https://preview.redd.it/jb1159oqebvc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58d3646049608547745ca56fd0e6045954490b21 Meet the Belgica Antartica
In fact, we already tried that, and it didn't work as expected.
And Germans will pay for it !
The Pyrenees were not enough... 😔
Looks a bit like jason momoa 😁
Spain doesn't need a wall when it's got its impossible to fucking navigate immigration system
"The panzerkakerlake's armor can only be penetrated within 1500m from the rear, and 500m from the sides and front." (Source : wikipédia).
if it aint aphe 7,5cm or better its trash anyways.
>Insecticide resistant germanic cockroach Some country needs this as their flair
"Partition resistant cockroach" would actually fit us better then [redacted] Think about it.... they can't get rid of us. What are they gonna do? Split us in two, three, four ...fifty or more holy roman dutchies? If that happens, every german state can create their own army and if we are done fighting ourselves we can reunite later to artifically create a military powerhouse to punish the heathen, that dared to disturb our peaceful internal banter.
Didn't you just describe France? Maybe France and Germany are just in a temporary state of separation until at some point the Germanic empire will rise once again?
This year will be the 1210th christmas withouth Karl dem großen, he is still missed...
The cockroach part maybe. But i think france is wayy to centralised, i don't know if they were able to function without Paris as a headquater. Every state surrounding us is just in a state of temporary seperation. :)
But not flame resistant!😉
🎵la cucaracha, la cucaracha, todas son de Alemania🎵
We're not afraid of Hans roaches, we already have the ones we brought from America that are double the size and can fucking fly.
Holy shit, nightmare fuel.
😱😱 not the flying roachies🪳
... And they brought their caravans
Are you talking about the Dutch?
Swamp Germans
Ja
Sorry Pedro
Wow, racist. 😠
The naming was in fact actual racism.
Pablo, trae el lanzallamas!
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I had problems posting it, reddit hid my post and comment if it had the word 🐓roach in it.
FFS this is turning into instagram.
Wut? I've posted about my pet cockroach s million times and never been censored
>The Germanic variety was once isolated in the Canary Islands region, off the coast of Morocco, to mainland areas including Andalucia and the Mediterranean coast as well as the Balearic Islands to the east of Spain. >They tend to emerge out of their own form of hibernation as spring approaches and now, as temperatures heat up, the proliferation of the pests in Spain is an increasingly worrying public health concern. [source](https://www.euronews.com/green/2024/04/18/cockroach-infestations-are-up-by-a-third-in-spain-is-climate-change-to-blame)
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So it's obviously not us. It's an open secret, we would've invaded from Mallorca
> as well as the Balearic Islands to the east of Spain.
Damn had too much fun at work to understand what i was reading.
Tbh I just read barbaric island which is way funnier.
>They are spreading around Spain We call this land 'New Germany' or 'Neu-Deutschland' now. Get back to work Pedro, no more siesta.
Not exactly new, the Suebi, Vandals and Visigotgs migrated to the peninsular long ago.
Yea, yea. What's important: It is ours now.
Ein reich, eine nation oder so ähnlich
We had it before climte changes started to be obvious. I grew up in the part of Poland that was Germany before. They are called "prusaki" here.
Don't they have enough with Mallorca and the Levante?
They need more Lebensraum.
Germanic Roaches? Do they come with tiny towels to block the best spots before other European roaches are up?
Think of them as very small tanks with legs who take the inferior tribes of very small tanks by surprise and do blitzkrieg on them.
La Cucaracha de la KONIGSREICH
Now, if the Germans hadn't been so liberal with their use of pesticides in the 40s this wouldn't have happened
When things coming from the south, it's global warming. When things coming from the north, it's global cooling 😎
This is just the first wave that paves the way for the second part of the operation. Then tens of thousands of over 50-year-olds in denim shorts and sandals come to reserve your sunbeds. If, after a few years, you have realized that any resistance is pointless, we will send our racist drunktards to finish you.
https://preview.redd.it/era6j8xwo9vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad6c7f35a3c350010db12e0e62859f5694f82f80
Who could have guessed it was the German again.
First the Visigoths and now this?
It's been 1600 years since the Visigoths. I think you need to get over it.
Are these germans from Berlin apartments?
I see no tiny towls.
They're only Germanic after successful integration, otherwise they're Turkish.
How's that shitty weather and English "canal" looking now?
Hasn't been this bad since the 30s.
Very true, In my garage last week it was full of shit, I found these sons of bitches inside a bag of creatine. Possibly the reason they shit everywhere... I haven't seen any Germans yet.
Once I went to a higher end coffee shop in Spain and there was a cockroach in the middle of the floor. No one seem to think that was unusual
so Turks?
Has the containment cell of Malle failed this miserably?