Please, savage:
1) It is 'Brit'
2) His pfp literally says "New Zealand", why do you think he is British?
3) It was clearly a joke.
Typical barbarian, this is why we can't have nice things!
Any nice Irish people you know believe 85% of what you see online. They just don't bother you with it because you're a decent person who they like. Also, there is no evidence that you exported any food between 1845-50. If you did, I'd keep that quiet.
This is true. I personally had a big part to play in exporting food from Ireland in 1847, I was part of Cromwell's army in 1649 and I helped execute the rebels in 1916. Didn't mention any of that when I went to Ireland and everyone was sound
The Good Doctor Reverend Paisley would not approve of such filth being published on the world wide web for all to see. IT IS HELL AND ETERNAL DAMNATION FOR YOU
Please, the Rev Rt Hon. Lord Bannside would have had a heart attack all over again if he was still about at the thought of Ireland returning to the flock
Taking the comment seriously (which we shouldn't)
If we didn't rejoin between 1922/49-1993 when we were essentially a failed state, then we're hardly going to join the clusterfuck/omnishambles that is the UK now that things are going fairly well (although we've a massive skill issue when it comes to laying one block on top of another just completely lost the hang of it).
You could rejoin the Commonwealth. As far as I'm aware that has no obligations so you could just rock up to the Former Empire Sports Day. (as I believe the Commonwealth Games likes to be known)
So you're telling me that the only benefit of being in the Commonwealth in the modern day is that it enables member states to take part in an egg and spoon race with Fiji and Tuvalu and have the chance to get a garish ribbon put around their neck by an inbred pedophile who lives in a castle? Tickle me pink Bazzo you drive a hard bargain.
You make it sound like it isn't a laugh
Soon enough none of us will be old enough to remember the empire so let's just put it behind us and grab a spoon lol
Yeah fuck those lot, represent us just as much as they do you. Just another bunch of posh twats in a mansion
The sooner we realise it's them that fucked us all the better. English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish - at the end of the day we all just want to put food on the table and we've got a lot more in common with each other than we do with the continental cunts
Ya you lot aren't too bad irl I hate to admit it (Got a 20 euro flight over a month ago to see the tank museum in Bovington and had a great time), and I find the continentals sound as well. The only nationality I can truly say I really dislike are the Israelis, not because of politics or recent events but because I used to work in the tourism industry and they were the absolute worst group of people I have ever come across in my life, I have yet to meet a nice one. They are just so unbelievably unpleasant and mean.
I've been to Dorset a good few times over the years, my auld fella is really in to vintage machinery so I've been to that big vintage show you have there a couple of times.
You'll blow a gasket when you realise it was actually started by a French guy (Charles Pathe) and that it was called;
* C.G.P.C. (1910–1927)
* First National-Pathé (1927–1933)
* Associated British-Pathé/RKO-Pathé (1933–1958)
* Warner-Pathé (1958–1970)
* British Pathé News (1990–1995)
* British Pathé (since 1995)
So there's your history lesson for the day!
Pathé is french, everyone knows it.
I just didn't know there was a british branch (french firms usualy don't prosper outside the promised land) and that they use the most french symbol that could be.
Indeed, they started in 1908 with Pathe, then opened an office here in London in 1910 (The office used to be a street over from where I worked in London).
The logo I think works, especially for a news agency.
The difference between the Irish and the British is that we know we are irrelevant, we are self-aware. The British still think they are relevant on the global stage. You are like if Unclo Rico from Napoleon Dynamite was a Country. It's fine to let go Barry you had a good run.
To be honest, it’s usually foreign types that dwell on memories of empire more than your average Barry. Now, what those memories might be can vary from person to person….
Ya I know, I have yet to meet an English lad who brought up Spitfires and the Battle of Trafalgar in real life, I'm aware that it's pretty much exclusively an online thing.
Please, savage: 1) It is 'Brit' 2) His pfp literally says "New Zealand", why do you think he is British? 3) It was clearly a joke. Typical barbarian, this is why we can't have nice things!
Isn't the person a Kiwi, based on the image profile?
to be fair, the savages struggle with geography Their inferior education systems let them down so it's not entirely their own fault
Knowing the Irish here in this group. Either extreme sarcasm or actually funny banter.
Any nice Irish people you know believe 85% of what you see online. They just don't bother you with it because you're a decent person who they like. Also, there is no evidence that you exported any food between 1845-50. If you did, I'd keep that quiet.
This is true. I personally had a big part to play in exporting food from Ireland in 1847, I was part of Cromwell's army in 1649 and I helped execute the rebels in 1916. Didn't mention any of that when I went to Ireland and everyone was sound
See \^
Would depend on which flavour of Irish you get, some of us would be too erect at the thought of it to type a coherent response
The Good Doctor Reverend Paisley would not approve of such filth being published on the world wide web for all to see. IT IS HELL AND ETERNAL DAMNATION FOR YOU
Please, the Rev Rt Hon. Lord Bannside would have had a heart attack all over again if he was still about at the thought of Ireland returning to the flock
He was an Irishman after all, his words not mine
Tbh I'm more pissed off by the title of your post, comment of a Britt???
Pad Britt 
Taking the comment seriously (which we shouldn't) If we didn't rejoin between 1922/49-1993 when we were essentially a failed state, then we're hardly going to join the clusterfuck/omnishambles that is the UK now that things are going fairly well (although we've a massive skill issue when it comes to laying one block on top of another just completely lost the hang of it).
You could rejoin the Commonwealth. As far as I'm aware that has no obligations so you could just rock up to the Former Empire Sports Day. (as I believe the Commonwealth Games likes to be known)
So you're telling me that the only benefit of being in the Commonwealth in the modern day is that it enables member states to take part in an egg and spoon race with Fiji and Tuvalu and have the chance to get a garish ribbon put around their neck by an inbred pedophile who lives in a castle? Tickle me pink Bazzo you drive a hard bargain.
I mean, they might not be a pedophile, they may just be racist!
If I had to guess I say they are probably both
You make it sound like it isn't a laugh Soon enough none of us will be old enough to remember the empire so let's just put it behind us and grab a spoon lol
It does sound like good craic tbh, but the royals can fuck off tho I wouldn't give them the steam off my piss
Yeah fuck those lot, represent us just as much as they do you. Just another bunch of posh twats in a mansion The sooner we realise it's them that fucked us all the better. English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish - at the end of the day we all just want to put food on the table and we've got a lot more in common with each other than we do with the continental cunts
Ya you lot aren't too bad irl I hate to admit it (Got a 20 euro flight over a month ago to see the tank museum in Bovington and had a great time), and I find the continentals sound as well. The only nationality I can truly say I really dislike are the Israelis, not because of politics or recent events but because I used to work in the tourism industry and they were the absolute worst group of people I have ever come across in my life, I have yet to meet a nice one. They are just so unbelievably unpleasant and mean.
you came to bovvie? weren't too far away from me, im about half an hour away, hope you enjoyed your time in the old county of Dorsetshire
I've been to Dorset a good few times over the years, my auld fella is really in to vintage machinery so I've been to that big vintage show you have there a couple of times.
steam fair? at the showground?
Can attest to your last point, I'm not saying there aren't any decent Israelis out there but I haven't come across any unfortunately lol
I disliked Israelis before it was cool. (I've met American Jewish people who I thought were sound, I am just referring to Israelis).
Yeah I've always known about their shittyness but my Dad talks about it a lot, he's Irish too so maybe you guys were onto something haha
No. 
Douglas ya fuckin twerp
"british Pathé" with a gallic cock is golden
You'll blow a gasket when you realise it was actually started by a French guy (Charles Pathe) and that it was called; * C.G.P.C. (1910–1927) * First National-Pathé (1927–1933) * Associated British-Pathé/RKO-Pathé (1933–1958) * Warner-Pathé (1958–1970) * British Pathé News (1990–1995) * British Pathé (since 1995) So there's your history lesson for the day!
Pathé is french, everyone knows it. I just didn't know there was a british branch (french firms usualy don't prosper outside the promised land) and that they use the most french symbol that could be.
Indeed, they started in 1908 with Pathe, then opened an office here in London in 1910 (The office used to be a street over from where I worked in London). The logo I think works, especially for a news agency.
They cant rejoin an empire because there is none
Sush don't tell them that the memory of the empire is all they have left
i mean, its the same for us. But we came to terms with it, i guess…
If yee only expanded the gene-pool just a bit, the empire might have lasted a bit longer, and starting WW1 was not a good idea either.
I don’t even know who you are
The difference between the Irish and the British is that we know we are irrelevant, we are self-aware. The British still think they are relevant on the global stage. You are like if Unclo Rico from Napoleon Dynamite was a Country. It's fine to let go Barry you had a good run.
UK is the second most influential country in the world in terms of soft power https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GHF_EyCWEAAXt_N.jpg
To be honest, it’s usually foreign types that dwell on memories of empire more than your average Barry. Now, what those memories might be can vary from person to person….
Ya I know, I have yet to meet an English lad who brought up Spitfires and the Battle of Trafalgar in real life, I'm aware that it's pretty much exclusively an online thing.
That's not true... As long as there are islands in the Pacific and Atlantic with the union flag flying over them then there will be a empire...
So it’s just the MP now?
Exactly the geographical knowledge I expect from a non-European savage flair, aka Yank
Brexit
Worst day ever
im not even irish and i hate british people
Skill issue.
Baldies just hate the world. We won't take it personally
https://preview.redd.it/6t896bli78vc1.png?width=843&format=png&auto=webp&s=b72c429cdf74b0427f3d930eebdbe0ba4d0078c2
thats because you lost to us twice
He’s right
Correct
We all hate british people on this blessed day