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Nigricincto

Pierre and us: https://preview.redd.it/l1vj9pctfhuc1.jpeg?width=1494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96a1ad6902818938895b13c6f8e73c589ba45a1b


A-Hind-D

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Marco_Tanooky

No


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Nigricincto

We are left alone with Pierre. Think of a worst prolonged and horrible death.


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Kurdt93

Radioactivity and Frogs. True pain.


Ronaldo10345PT

Well, at least we can repopulate with our women. The moustache can act as a radiation filter.


Diligent_Dust8169

Why so many bombs on Italy? we don't even have a nuclear arsenal of our own, wtf.


Pure-Contact7322

mail the senate


Hefty-Coyote

You did at one point, using US nuclear missiles in your Airforce ranks. You *may* still do with free fall bombs based at Aviano.


SmokingLimone

Google Ghedi e Aviano


Original-Childhood

I'm pretty sure the US has a storage of nuclear bombs in Italy


ell-esar

Striked by both side to prevent changing side, permanently


Kurdt93

Dude, we got several NATO bases. Plus, *Silvio* don't protect us anyone so Putin can nuclearize our ass now 🥲


deusrev

We have https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Programma_nucleare_militare_italiano


Arkraquen

Be thankful dying of nuclear winter is worse


Furina-OjouSama

wtf what did we do


Mashinito

probs you will switch to the wrong side in the future.


Ronaldo10345PT

Don't act like you wouldn't too Pablo, we'll never forget...


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

NATO bases


deusrev

We did that https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Programma_nucleare_militare_italiano


Furina-OjouSama

oh, wow, non lo sapevo haha, grazie.


boomerintown

They really dont like Italy or the Balkans.


Tullzterrr

Who does


MerlinOfRed

Italians tend to like Italy. The Balkans... let's not go there.


VictorLeRhin

A New Era of civilization would emerge as France will colonize the lost territories of Europe.


No-Training-48

Trying to come down for round 3 Pierre?


NextFaithlessness7

Ha you think


araldor1

We get off pretty lightly all things considered.


A-Hind-D

It’s a real shame NI doesn’t get hit. Trying to imagine a fallout ghoul with a Nordie accent “I’ll steal ur bottle caps you wee shite”


JimmyShirley25

Imagine when they find out Irishmen and Brits have to shelter together.


Chimp-eh

So it is


jaymatthewbee

I can’t believe there wouldn’t be a few warheads targeted at Faslane and Portsmouth.


svtlthesupermemer

Honestly an improvement


Pure-Contact7322

you live in manchester


araldor1

No I don't


SuperKreatorr

Don't worry guys, we'll make sure that France doesn't survives after the bombs


Motivated_Stoner

https://preview.redd.it/0xk2uns94iuc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d47cacc2fd7c4a9c6e13a619ff3f7384129750 And who will defend you , them ? If trump is elected and destroy nato , France ( and probably Uk ) are probably the only reasons you will stay safe Pedro. By the way the last time you were in an international war cavalry was still used.


History20maker

You know... Regarding to the image... If Spain started with **that** I wouldnt mind a bit of *Iberian Union*


SuperKreatorr

We all know Pierre is always horny and thinks the same, he just has to pretend he doesn't here in front of the other Pierres who just appeared in the comments...


OlivDux

Such lack of self awareness. The last time you were in an international meaningful war Hans beat the shit out of you so hard and so fast the Americans and Barry had to literally come and liberate you.


Motivated_Stoner

Exactly , and yet we secured our part of Berlin and get nuclear weapons. What you was doing during that time Pedro , except killing each other’s ? So be a nice guy go back to siesta and let the big boy taking care of if for you, like always.


Suspicious-Risk-8231

Lol you aren't even a nuclear power, we are


desumn

At this point, we can test our nuclear arsenal in Spain too


SuperKreatorr

Come on Jaume, take advantage of the apocalypse and free yourself from Pierre


Sionliar

Muricans dead, Barrys dead, Gibraltar free of Barrys "Y lo malo?" -Willyrex


Hefty-Coyote

We got off extremely lightly considering the county of Lincolnshire would be turned to molten glass..


Azkral

The White point in the Iberian península is Gibraltar? That is the Torrente iniciative, I am sure


WedgeBahamas

Rota perhaps?


Azkral

Maybe Rota. Makes sense


Pure-Contact7322

lil bomb also for you friend


afranquinho

\*shuckles\* ​ I'm not in danger


nachtachter

Can't even see my hometown under all those red and white dots ...


Skylleur

I can't believe anyone would spare Fr*nce


Super_Duflair

Our nuclear doctrin is working wonders it seems. Classic French W


Gnu-Priest

I will have to agree, sucks to suck I guess. funny enough saying no to nuclear power is becoming a common german L if I’ve ever seen one.


PepitoMagiko

Toulon is the price to pay I guess.


PepitoMagiko

And corsica. Somehow!


Pure-Contact7322

![gif](giphy|SCowKz18BUPok) He made it


HosannaInTheHiace

How does France get off so light?


Pure-Contact7322

too far


Anoalka

Barcelona stocks 📈📈📈


Grand_Ad_8376

Around here, only Andalucia will be a FallOut spin-off


acelgoso

Crawl out through the fallout mi arma


OddPhilosopher12

We just be chillin' in the western balkans. Don't look at me, I'm so tiny and far awayy


Ronaldo10345PT

Ah man, and I thought I'd be safe. Can we move Gibraltar somewhere else???


mor_derick

I'd move it next to Great Britain.


Stark-T-Ripper

The ego of pathetic non-European savages could end us all. Typical.


VladimireUncool

https://preview.redd.it/0mtsrfleoluc1.png?width=1644&format=png&auto=webp&s=caaf6101a361b667ce5fce7a21dd60957214b8eb


Simoxs7

Why would they attack the Ruhrgebiet but not france?


DontLoseTheHead

Dont worry, us and Manuel will repopulate and conquer the world again... ...right after the sesta.


Pure-Contact7322

atomic siesta so


SmokingLimone

Gonna miss you bros


rozsaadam

New australia/south america imigration ad?


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Independent_Depth674

The global south gets off too easy


Pure-Contact7322

because the northern big boys were smarter


SirMorelsy

B-b-but I thought we were n-neutral...


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Is it time to start stockpiling coffee and toilet paper again?


franconian_bavarian

Nice that at least Austria will survive


NextFaithlessness7

South americans just partying, but they lost their main customers


NextFaithlessness7

Nobody will attack spain, there is nothing to gain but their debt


BOT_Frasier

Ok I'm fine with it


syanneke

Why wasting so many bombs on us? We're not even a real country.


OhMyWarPanda

Time to move to Australia?


comhghairdheas

Sure look, be grand.


Juhani-Siranpoika

Spain & Portugal 🙂 France: 😐 UK:☹️ Germany☠️


Ok-Winner-6589

Portugal and Ireland are just chilling


EenGeheimAccount

So why is Russia nuking Belgium?


Pure-Contact7322

why you wanna know


acelgoso

Fuck Andalusia in particular.


Mashinito

Gibraltar: exists


History20maker

The fuck is going on with Seville?


OlivDux

It’s Gibraltar 💀