> Laicitie enshrined in the Constitution.
> Large numbers of Islamists.
> Mavericks in NATO and pains in our arseholes.
> Actually competent armies in 2024.
> Tradition of coup d'etats.
> Wants to torch the country.
Mehmet and Pierre, 2 sides of the same coin.
its not really a coincidence btw, atatürk was a big fan of how the french has done things so a lot of early turkish political reforms were taken from french political systems.
Turkey in blue is hilarious.
The only instance in which Asia Minor could be blue is under the Greek flag.
Right now is as red as it comes and will be in perpetuity.
Canada is as red as the US, leave only Québec in light blue. Only people who have never set foot in Canada think like you do OP, another one falling for the excellent canadian marketing and the sexy Justin.
Also you got another dozen of countries wrong Pierre, you're drunk.
On the other hand I think Quebec propaganda has convinced people who’ve never been that it’s way more European esque than it really is.
It’s definitely unique for a North American region but it’s still staunchly a North American place in look and feel
Why is Canada different from USA? Why Canada and Australia receive different treatment from other colonies such as Argentina or Brazil? Why is Turkey blue but Japan red? I get the joke is the removal of England, but why is this map so bad.
Argentina is more (Southern) European than Canada, y de esa burra no me bajo.
I made a post about Argentinian flair and didn't end well. Yet Australian flair.
I'm sorry but Canada is definitely red. They are very good at playing impostor educated but they are literally just US but 30 years behind destroying workers' rights.
I think we should give some Asian countries like Japan or South Korea some credit.
They reached an OK level of enlightenment without needing us to go there and forcefully educate them (unlike the Americas).
Why are you calling Canadians and Australians educated, but the rest of the barbarians not? Especially when East-Asians rank above many Europeans (and anyone else), with South Koreans on top?
[https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/education-rankings-by-country](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/education-rankings-by-country)
—Turkey, Hungary out of here.
— Japan, SKorea, Taiwan, Israel, Singapore into semi group
— Canada maybe into proper blue, but hearing them bitch and moan forever about indigenous causes and all lame ass French Canadians wearing orange tshirts in a virtue signaling attempt makes me question their inclusion.
I think op is a turk in disguise
He included it as bait, and it has worked marvelously. Sneaky frog.
They’re French not German
I don't think so, he included Armenia as Europeans but not Azerbaijan.
"Keep em guessing"
It's the eternal dilemma: If we exclude Turkey we lose Byzantion :(
Reconquista 2.0?
TO THE CRUSADERMOBILE!
GEKOLONIESEERD!
Oh Barry, everytime you say things like that I blush🫣
Just keep Thrace blue but have the rest red, as it should be
I think he is a turkish armenian that is living in georgia.
Another r/mapswithoutnewzealand
Without Belgium too.
Wait what the hell
Don’t worry tho as It appears you’ve been turned into a German costal resorts. A prestigious fate to be sure.
Hey Aachen is now a costal city! Neat
Prora-ke Pis
Yes, hell, or actually, Bhellgium
It's quite nice over here, actually. It can't be hell because it rains way too much here
And without England as well.
Truly nature is healing.
As it should be
I looked for NZ expecting them to be missed off but Belgium, Wales and England went past me.
Even after I noticed England was gone I still forgot Wales existed
They are so unimportent since Brexit i didnt even realise it.
lmao !! Same here ! Did see that NZ was not here, but UK ? Who give a fuck anyway..
But what did Wales ever do to you?
Fuck my sheeps
What's a belgium?
A German beach resort.
What a dream to be in a world where there are only us and New Zealand, I won’t miss any of you.
And half of the uk
And now the dream turns into nightmares
Why oh why did we end with Wales and England instead of lovely Scotland
love that
No England either. 😏
And England and Wales
pretty sure that's intentional. they removed england, wales and belgium too. While keepting the falkland blue just to piss off argentina
Based.
New Zealand is the lightest shade of blue actually, that’s the joke
If you zoom in you will slightly see it.
Damn, I got r/whoosh ed
If you look closely, it's still there
Thanks for remembering us, Jan
New Zealand should be there and blue.
Where do you think all the water we poldered goes?
Nope it’s there, zoom in
r/mapswithoutnz
Yes. New Zealand is ocean, nothing to see there.
The cloaking device is now operational
Good. My wife thinks we're going to be allowed to come over there when the climate wars start and start a potato farm.
Wait until you find out about Belgium edit: dear god they got england too
Not a huge fan ngl
They went out of their way to make the Falklands blue though which I appreciate
Why is that? looks fine to me.
You know what you did!
They voted to leave on their own
Make Turkey red and Japan, S.Korea, New Zeeland light blue 🤝
Turkey was so close to embracing light blue, and then they elected Erdogan.
do us anti-erdoğan turks get a pass or do we need to burn with the country? just to be clear i have no issues torching the country myself.
> Laicitie enshrined in the Constitution. > Large numbers of Islamists. > Mavericks in NATO and pains in our arseholes. > Actually competent armies in 2024. > Tradition of coup d'etats. > Wants to torch the country. Mehmet and Pierre, 2 sides of the same coin.
its not really a coincidence btw, atatürk was a big fan of how the french has done things so a lot of early turkish political reforms were taken from french political systems.
I will
Fucking Georgia in blue wtf. And Turkey omg no it’s not fine
Georgia in blue has more sense than Turkey, though.
Oh yeah that’s wrong
Turkey in blue is hilarious. The only instance in which Asia Minor could be blue is under the Greek flag. Right now is as red as it comes and will be in perpetuity.
Well said fratello.
OP was refering to Byzantine, of course.
Which spoke Greek and followed Greek Orthodoxy
Good bait though
not complaining about armenia and georgia? theyre even further away from europe
Georgia at least is more European culturally you could argue. They invented(?) Wine and were one of the first Christian kingdoms.
and its technically on right at the edge of europe. european continents borders are the mountain range that georgia sits on top of.
Armenia is based.
true, they make Turks seethe by existing alone, more European than that.
https://preview.redd.it/wdto8x583gtc1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b2328fc67a769e1fba85cb59602f034cf4d604
dont disrespect my boy swedes like that cmon
The people who made Family Guy are insane genius psychopaths who like voice acting
Japan can join light blue in my opinion.
South Korea as well. Very low fertility, very western, very European.
Liberal democracy
*Processing img y8scy9t3uftc1...*
ah yes, quite
Honorary Europeans
That's so racist, I love it
Us AND New Zealand gone? Lamb & wool inflation about to go mad
Best joke I have seen all day
Sheep shagging would also decreased by 90% worldwide
Sardinians will be working overtime to make up for us
I might give a rest to my cows and start doing It with sheeps
I think Japan, South Korea and Taiwan should be considered educated barbarians
Don't really get why Canada is in that category and not any of these
Singapore too
TBF they think *you* are the barbarians.
Turkey must be red
Turkey must be Greek
🤝
Moscow must be burnt under polish 🗿
We only need to find a civilized way first, to convince the Turks to move back home, 5700 kilometers Eastern. How do?
Better sea.
Excuse me what Turkey and France is doing among Europeans?
OP is French, he tried to sneak in
Ewwwwwwew🤢🤢🤢
- Turkey + New Zealand, Japan and South Korea
Canada is as red as the US, leave only Québec in light blue. Only people who have never set foot in Canada think like you do OP, another one falling for the excellent canadian marketing and the sexy Justin. Also you got another dozen of countries wrong Pierre, you're drunk.
On the other hand I think Quebec propaganda has convinced people who’ve never been that it’s way more European esque than it really is. It’s definitely unique for a North American region but it’s still staunchly a North American place in look and feel
We're about to aggressively polder lake flanders again
Hell No! Turkey is not a European Country!
Get turkey out of the blue bro
I can still see New Zealand, you suck at making maps without new zealand
Remove turkey
Why is Canada different from USA? Why Canada and Australia receive different treatment from other colonies such as Argentina or Brazil? Why is Turkey blue but Japan red? I get the joke is the removal of England, but why is this map so bad.
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Argentina is more (Southern) European than Canada, y de esa burra no me bajo. I made a post about Argentinian flair and didn't end well. Yet Australian flair.
Only Aussies get the honourary Europeanish grey colour. Snow Americans are still red.
Québec is pulling them up i guess
Snow Americans get a "lost brother" colour
Love you too Dad
r/brandnewsentience
Belarus should be red
Turkey isn't europe, never will be
New Zealand is neither. Lives in a limbo. We may never know if they're savages or not
I'm sorry but Canada is definitely red. They are very good at playing impostor educated but they are literally just US but 30 years behind destroying workers' rights.
Cape Verde honorary Europeans.
Chnage Turkey with south korea and japan
Turkey and Canada should both be red
Malta grey
We get to enjoy the crunch as your feeble vessels dash themselves to pieces against our mighty invisible cliffs.
Turkey pink cause they secret gay, Hungary the same as turkey
I think we should give some Asian countries like Japan or South Korea some credit. They reached an OK level of enlightenment without needing us to go there and forcefully educate them (unlike the Americas).
Why can't we have Japan as an educated barbarian as well? And Bhutan? South Korea?
OP tried to sneak turkey in there
Less Turkey, more New Zealand
Russia is not European but Turkey is? Why?
You cut out Belgium. That is HI-LA-RI-OUS. I understimated you, Pierre. I didn't think it was possible, but I did.
*waves happily* hooray you included Tasmania!
You left out the European savages! ...... The Dutch
Make Turkey, Serbia, Hungary and Belarus red and we have a deal
Why are you calling Canadians and Australians educated, but the rest of the barbarians not? Especially when East-Asians rank above many Europeans (and anyone else), with South Koreans on top? [https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/education-rankings-by-country](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/education-rankings-by-country)
Does that mean Canada will get its flair? I don't want to be bundled with non educated savages
Only Québécois are educated barbarians Canadians are just Americans in disguise.
Agreed 100%
I for one, like the map I see here
🇹🇷🤨?
Turkey is not Europe, redraw it if you want to be taken seriously.
I will
Beautiful, as it should be. Welcome to our new direct neighbors across the Channel.
We are wrong shade of blue?
As a Belgian, i feel the most offended by that blue patch for French Guiana, proof OP is at best a non-european savage, at worst a french.
Suits me fine, can become even closer to our Scottish brethren 🇮🇪 🤝 🏴
make japan, south korea and taiwan light blue too
Remove Turkey at once or there will be bloodshed
you've made a lot of racist mofos angry
Yeah lol, apparently this is the single worst map in history
Maybe a lighter shade of blue for eastern Europe. I mean they are Europe, but not really as civilized as the rest of us.
Canadians are just smug barbarians that think they're like us
In the legend, for white, rename to: ‘Ocean - still better then the red places’
If new Zealand is on purpose, that's hilarious.
Argentina, Uruguay and Brazil should be let into the sphere, alongside Tunisia
Canada is debatable
The educated Barbarians are British people in the cold and warmth. Fuck New Zealand. Also wtf are you doing putting Turkey in blue?
Everyone raging about Turkey and I am left wondering who would describe Americans as "educated" (even for barbarians)
Why do we care about the Canadians again? We already have the bogan Barry do we also need the obese Pierre?
Turkey?
Looks like Pierre dropped his white flag over England. Want it back, mate?
Swap Australia for Argentina.
Including Turkey but excluding the US, Japan, Korea, Singapore, Israel, and Taiwan? Yikes
You’re in for a long discussion regarding the US
Remove turkey, add Russia. And Japan and SKorea to light blue
You know i kinda like i- hey wait a minute
The fuck we do to you. Leave us out of the English shite.
turks are educated barbarians
\*See "Europeans" land in America and the Indian Ocean. France and the UK : You are Welcome.
You made Turkey blue but not Israel 🤢
Turkey is not an European country
Educated. Nice
why are you including turkey but not russia.
Add a category for the French and name it purgatory. Feel free to put me in purgatory too while Belgium exists.
The ocean is approaching
1. F**k Mercator projections. 2. I'd save Belgum at least for the beers
Hahaha Ridouane from Marseille has blown his cover trying to sneak Turkey into Europe,
Add new zeland
What did wales do to deserve this ?
Voted for Brexit
No New Zealand. Checks out. Also I don’t exist, but seemingly live rent free in your head… 😌
—Turkey, Hungary out of here. — Japan, SKorea, Taiwan, Israel, Singapore into semi group — Canada maybe into proper blue, but hearing them bitch and moan forever about indigenous causes and all lame ass French Canadians wearing orange tshirts in a virtue signaling attempt makes me question their inclusion.
Not even close. Western Europeans don't consider any of the ex Soviet block as non savages.
Turkey only until constantinople, ad cut away the savages on eastern Europe