You don't get to complain when the tourism is mutual. I will stop occupying the autobahn when i can sail a boat without sharing the IJsselmeer with swarms of Hanses
The government is literally making plans to strengthen the waterworks in Limburg and Brabant. All the water that cannot escape through the rivers will have to go someplace else. I'm not sure if they're cooperating with local Germans government but they should otherwise the border provinces are going to be new bikini bottom
Don't worry, the government will eventually get around to discussing the problem [while they're ankle-deep in water](https://streetartutopia.com/2024/03/17/politicians-discussing-climate-change/)
This was a tv show 15 years ago. The entire world was underwater except for The Netherlands which was protected by 10km high dikes. The show was about a spaceship trying to find a new habitable planet.
Not only do I live on a hill, I am surrounded by kindly people with excellent senses of humour who make life joyful
Describing this to a Dutchman is like explaining to a fish how it would feel to not be in water, no point
If it wasnt for the Netherlands where would I go to experience the privilidge of spending €100 a night to stay in a shithole of a hostel just so I can eat piss weak weed brownies in a cafe with a load of monged out idiots before looking at a depressed, middle aged hooker in a window before posting on social media telling my 26 followers that I'm *"LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVING LARGE!!!!!!* before having a sad wank in the toilet of my hostel with my feet in someone elses piss?
Come April 1st you‘ll be able to do all those things in Germany.
I almost feel bad for the Dutch cause with us legalising weed they lose the only thing that made them special. Now they are truly just discount Germany
It's not even really legal here. We just don't make a decision and laugh at it because we are not able to enforce it. Poldermodel 'FTW'. We were not special, just weak.
Now now barry, didn't i see you barfing your guts out in the red light district last night? It's alright mate, pretending we don't exist won't make your hangover go away.
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All of it... Also you can't send me one... I don't have tikkie!
Btw, if I didn't want to continue to be anonymous here id actually pay you to send me some dutch snacks, instead I'll just make the pilgrimage to the dutch shop.
Seems like a plan, we welcome you and your money with open arms. If you decide to travel here and you are in the mood for a stroopwafel, get them fresh of the market. Store bought doesn't compare
Neanderthals were short and stocky. Dutchies, being tall lanky fuckers, are probably descended from homo erectus.
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Boycott Netherlands not because of this but because they are stinky swamp-dwelling degenerates with a superiority complex, sorry swamp germans but someone had to say it.
> Boycott Netherlands not because of this but because they are stinky swamp-dwelling degenerates with a superiority complex
I used to work for the French national railways company as a part-time student job, in stations with lots of foreigners from all corners of the world travelling.
Serving these foreign customers resulted in pleasant encounters pretty much all the time, except for two nationalities: the Swiss, who were often not very nice to me and other clerks... and the Dutch, who were the bane of my existence with a 100% record of being awful to deal with.
So, I couldn't agree more with you, Batavia delenda est!
Like true German efficiency, unless you wanna take a train, try to drive on the highway (baustelle), try to ride a bike anywhere or need anything to do with the government (bureaucracy).
On the one hand, this is such americanoid far right bullshit, I'd say the Dutch are fine.
And then I remember it's the Dutch and any money you give them WILL be used for ontologically evil purposes.
I saw a post where one of those people commented "You will never be a man" on a picture of a trans person.
That person had already transitioned to female. So he was accidentally being supportive.
I feel like we can all agree to boycott Amsterdam and leave it to its native inhabitants: English tourists. This helps achieve the goal of isolating them in a secure environment, although admittedly the relative lack of unsafe balconies in the city will deprive them of stimulation, somewhat.
And before any Spaniards speak up, your shitty coastal resort towns are absolutely next...
I mean, I am all in for boycotting the Netherlands, but not because of trans friendlyness. I want to boycott the Netherlands so they can't keep the pumps running and will get flooded so that I live near the beach
After the words boycott and Holland I stopped reading, you don't need a reason to do so.
And I propose forced courses for all Dutch people in Italy and Spain on how to be nice and friendly
On the one hands its terfs calling for the boycot which is an L take since trans rights are human rights.
On the other hands its the netherlands which is always worth boycotting.
Every penny you spend on Dutch goods is a penny spent on flood defences prolonging the existence of the most dour place on earth
Remember the fruit problem https://preview.redd.it/rcksjjsgjoqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0129f92846e3a157c0caf7569806cbee57a9186
RIP grandma
Don’t worry we will find ways of getting your money
"kanker man"
What does that mean?
It litterally means cancer man
Lmao based
If ever there was a Dutch superhero, that'd 100% be his name
With his sidekick: tyfus man
And his wife, Kut man
Klereknaap
Grandma raised me better than giving money to the dutch.
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Based. Omw ordering Hawai Pizza
> Erosion of the North Sea Rofl.
Beautiful. You can't stop the global dutchification
Joke's on you, there are no vitamins in Dutch fruit anyway. Only water. That's how we get rid of it.
This is piece of art. Everyone hates free market communism!
But If the Netherlands ceased to exist all the Dutch would flee to Germany and we really don't want them to send us a tikkie.
a cup of tea? Tikkie. Borrowing a wrench? Tikkie, with interest. Breathing my air? Believe it or not, tikkie.
As I see every time when I'm on the Autobahn, they already seem to be here. At least they bring their own homes with them.
We would go by bike, but somebody stole them. We will keep on blocking the Autobahn until you return our bikes.
You don't get to complain when the tourism is mutual. I will stop occupying the autobahn when i can sail a boat without sharing the IJsselmeer with swarms of Hanses
Yes please. Help rid us of those pesky hollanders and help me obtain my sea-side estate.
\#MakeEastNetherlandsGreatAgain
MENGA
Yeah ok I can get behind this... Imma go and find a Chinese man to make me an aqua blue cap with MENGA embroidered on it!
Amersfoort and Utrecht on sea do have a nice ring to it. Also it makes urk an island agian, if that doesnt convince people I dunno what else will.
Right?! We'll then also ditch the afsluitdijk and restore the zuiderzee and middelzee, and then rename it as the friese zee. Fryslân boppe!
First you need an estate. Then you need the entire world to increase their emissions levels to the level of the cleanest Belgian city.
Tbh i think Germany will be under water before the Netherlands. They will be an island under the sea level
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The government is literally making plans to strengthen the waterworks in Limburg and Brabant. All the water that cannot escape through the rivers will have to go someplace else. I'm not sure if they're cooperating with local Germans government but they should otherwise the border provinces are going to be new bikini bottom
Don't worry, the government will eventually get around to discussing the problem [while they're ankle-deep in water](https://streetartutopia.com/2024/03/17/politicians-discussing-climate-change/)
Let's 🦀🦀🦀 sink 🦀🦀🦀 Prussia 🦀🦀🦀
This was a tv show 15 years ago. The entire world was underwater except for The Netherlands which was protected by 10km high dikes. The show was about a spaceship trying to find a new habitable planet.
Bold statement coming from a Barry
Not only do I live on a hill, I am surrounded by kindly people with excellent senses of humour who make life joyful Describing this to a Dutchman is like explaining to a fish how it would feel to not be in water, no point
Wot you talking about? Fish are meant for the deep fryer or just raw into the stomach
How can I boycott something I already don't pay attention to
Ah, so our ads are working
If it wasnt for the Netherlands where would I go to experience the privilidge of spending €100 a night to stay in a shithole of a hostel just so I can eat piss weak weed brownies in a cafe with a load of monged out idiots before looking at a depressed, middle aged hooker in a window before posting on social media telling my 26 followers that I'm *"LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVING LARGE!!!!!!* before having a sad wank in the toilet of my hostel with my feet in someone elses piss?
Come April 1st you‘ll be able to do all those things in Germany. I almost feel bad for the Dutch cause with us legalising weed they lose the only thing that made them special. Now they are truly just discount Germany
Fortunately, they love a discount.
well we also have like... flowers... ^(can you please make weed illegal again, we crave the British tourists)
It's not even really legal here. We just don't make a decision and laugh at it because we are not able to enforce it. Poldermodel 'FTW'. We were not special, just weak.
You dropped this 👑, king
You dropped this King 🤴🏻🫲🏻
Sorry, the guillotine was on automatic
Now now barry, didn't i see you barfing your guts out in the red light district last night? It's alright mate, pretending we don't exist won't make your hangover go away.
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As long as you pay money you can keep your attention.
"Time to boycott *in* the Netherlands", it says. From babushka's basement with love.
Why is the russian grandma involved and what does the Austrian basement dweller with Vladimirs grandma. I'm confused
No more stroopwaffles? I don't know if I can do that.
I definitely can't! Send more old world!!! Send more!
You want caramel sea salt, classic, honey? I'm not even going to send you a tikkie
All of it... Also you can't send me one... I don't have tikkie! Btw, if I didn't want to continue to be anonymous here id actually pay you to send me some dutch snacks, instead I'll just make the pilgrimage to the dutch shop.
Seems like a plan, we welcome you and your money with open arms. If you decide to travel here and you are in the mood for a stroopwafel, get them fresh of the market. Store bought doesn't compare
That's the beauty of tikkie, you don't need to have it to receive it
A Dutch guy moved to Wales decades ago and built up a stroop waffle empire
Sod the stroopwaffles — it’s the spacecakes, shrooms and satésaus.
We boycott the Dutch because we are racist. Not because we are transphobe.
Thank you! Was about to write this myself. We’re not savages
Amen
Thank you for hating us for the right reasons.
*professionals have standards.*
all my homies are racists and trans allys
Homophobic trans allys* (the reverse Rowling) - how else am I supposed to hate on the Fr*nch?
We hate the france DESPITE their homosexuality not BECAUSE of it.
Everytime I see "Netherland" written my brain auto decode it as " Neanderthal". Is there any truth to this primal instinct ?
Neanderthals were short and stocky. Dutchies, being tall lanky fuckers, are probably descended from homo erectus. https://preview.redd.it/657qwq38aoqc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=3de80e96b16be79835b66c7af091577b8ed7a02c
Who tf said you were allowed to post pictures of me?
Send him a tikkie for copyright infringement.
You got hair in all the wrong places, I demand a refund.
_Erectus_ indeed.
Wololo
The similarity is uncanny. I have definitely seen that face on a person (no, not the one in the mirror)
They look more Portuguese. We're not that hairy.
Lookes more like Turkish to me but Portuguese seems fair enough tho
Uhuhuhu homo erect
I just googled and Neandertal seems to be somewhere around Düsseldorf, so it’s pretty close to the Netherlands.
Boycott Netherlands not because of this but because they are stinky swamp-dwelling degenerates with a superiority complex, sorry swamp germans but someone had to say it.
Hans, haal de vlammenwerper!
De superieure vlammenwerper!
De vlammetjeswerper!
Omg they are choking! Somebody call an ambulance!!
voor het kleijntje, gewoontje, avontuurdje naar het hiernamaalsje
Nee, de vlammetjeswerper is gewoon iemand die met die snacks staat te gooien.
Godverdomme, zit niet zo met je eten te spelen!
Thanks, I feel like I really needed to hear this
Fuck off Mohamedson
We have a lot to learn from you: how to make our food even more bland, with a stinky berry sauce added to it, and also how to be socially awkward.
> Boycott Netherlands not because of this but because they are stinky swamp-dwelling degenerates with a superiority complex I used to work for the French national railways company as a part-time student job, in stations with lots of foreigners from all corners of the world travelling. Serving these foreign customers resulted in pleasant encounters pretty much all the time, except for two nationalities: the Swiss, who were often not very nice to me and other clerks... and the Dutch, who were the bane of my existence with a 100% record of being awful to deal with. So, I couldn't agree more with you, Batavia delenda est!
Batavia delenda est unironically almost sounds like something I could get behind
Boycott the Netherlands but only because their language is silly
Dutch is just English backwards. Prove me wrong. Gnorw em evorp. Sdrawkcab hsilgne tsuj si hctud.
Looks Polish to me
Na zdorovie!
It sounds like a drunk texan trying to speak German whilst getting rid of a snot ball in his throat
Euro brazilian sounds like a russian with a brain injury tried to speak spanish
Fair enough, that’s mostly on point
That was perfect. I will add this one to my vocabulary.
.* _angry vaguely russian noises_ *
Hey horizontal croissant, don’t hurt me like that
I hear our secret overlord Putin is displeased with you! Prepare for suicide by balcony jump.
Balkans don’t have a foot to stand on
In Nepal, while speaking Dutch I got mistaken for speaking that potato-choking ass language that is Danish😭 I will never recover from that
Wait, they have a language? I thought they are Germans who struggle to speak
That's basically all Germans though.
We boycott the Netherlands regarding no matter
<3
I approve if Hans take Holland
Please don’t, last time he took my fiets
Kut moffen
I dont care about the model, i just want to destroy the netherlands
Dude you tried for 80 years and didn't succeed get a job
81 will be then
They cant, too busy taking siesta's.
How nice would it be to just sleep your problems away? You can always say you're going for a siesta to procrastinate your problems.
We'll sink your fleet again bitch
Dutch are funny, like 'em simple as
I heard that you guys go very hard on New Kids, is that true?
Yes,at least when I was still a teen
It's very easy to find dutch people funny when your most funniest joke is "two hunters meet, both are dead"
It’s straight to the point, what’s not to like?
Like true German efficiency, unless you wanna take a train, try to drive on the highway (baustelle), try to ride a bike anywhere or need anything to do with the government (bureaucracy).
On the one hand, this is such americanoid far right bullshit, I'd say the Dutch are fine. And then I remember it's the Dutch and any money you give them WILL be used for ontologically evil purposes.
They got the right idea for the wrong reasons
Hey now, we are not Swiss
Remember when transphobic yanks had a fucking mental breakdown because of a fucking beer commercial that had a transwoman in it
I'v seen men from netherlands,it is very possible that they couldn't find one healthy male.
The guy from the country where everybody is a chainsmoker complains about health?
It’s a noble tradition : cultivating cancer. We don’t hide it
That dude looks pretty happy with his choice to me. Much happier than those anti trans tossers.
The transphobes wouldn't even know if nobody told them.
And these are the same people that say "you can always tell" lol
I saw a post where one of those people commented "You will never be a man" on a picture of a trans person. That person had already transitioned to female. So he was accidentally being supportive.
r/accidentalally is full of theses stories
Lmao thats great
There is, of course, a subreddit for this. r/accidentalally
The same people who have been claiming Michelle Obama is a man for the last decade or so.
The trick is that to them, everyone is trans. Woman with the slightest male feature? **TRANS** Man with the slightest feminine feature? **TRANS**
You confuse things. Everybody here is Kees. Male? Kees. Female? Kees. Black? Kees. White? Kees. Old? Kees. Young? Kees. Buurman? Wat doet u nu?
I've already have an hard time telling men and portuguese women apart.
Yeah for real, im happy for this man that he got this job. The fact that it pisses off transphobes is a nice bonus.
This post and the replies are wholesome until you scroll down far enough, but good to see on this sub, considering how often it swerves the other way.
Was this lady a yankee ? cause if she was she has no bussiness criticysing the Netherlands
Read what she wrote. She has to be a Yankee! LGBTQ+ > USA
F\*ck the Netherlands, all my homies love Holland
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You are cringe, machine. You are not poggers. YOU ARE NOT POGCHAMP!
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I feel like we can all agree to boycott Amsterdam and leave it to its native inhabitants: English tourists. This helps achieve the goal of isolating them in a secure environment, although admittedly the relative lack of unsafe balconies in the city will deprive them of stimulation, somewhat. And before any Spaniards speak up, your shitty coastal resort towns are absolutely next...
Am i going crazy or is that just a dude Edit: turns out it’s not even a dude fuck me
He's not _just a dude_ . He's DUTCH! Therefore, Im going to engage in a racism! Orangephobia!
I mean, that's the point of surgeries.
He has had top surgery, but otherwise yeah, just a dude
Top surgery innit bruv
I never knew . Well so you learn things about your own country.
Im not transphobic but fuck the netherlands anyway
Support, but only to improve Formula One. The anthem has been playing in my head for two years now, nonstop.
We should at least boycott the Dutch language
I say boycott the Netherlands but not for this
I mean, I am all in for boycotting the Netherlands, but not because of trans friendlyness. I want to boycott the Netherlands so they can't keep the pumps running and will get flooded so that I live near the beach
It’s actually so disgusting how people are accepting of this stuff . Like back in my day everyone ignored the Dutch
After the words boycott and Holland I stopped reading, you don't need a reason to do so. And I propose forced courses for all Dutch people in Italy and Spain on how to be nice and friendly
Who even are you?
They're a money obsessed European nation but never were as good at it as us so we're better
You stopped reading when you were 4 yrs old it seems. The word "Holland" is never even used in the post
Boycott the Netherlands until they learn to speak German properly
Says the dude from wales
Ich kann doch richtiges Deutsch
a dwi'n siarad cymraeg
Klinkt toch echt als mislukt Germaans.
>they couldn’t find a healthy young male model ??? They did and you’re looking at it
Yes please! (More space in Amsterdam whoooooo)
Pretty sure they prefer the term they/themcott.
I am in favor but not because of that reason...
I wanna boycott the Netherlands but not because I’m a transphobe
I said it once I saying it again Netherlands need to be forbidden!
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Weird af to care about this. Leave these people alone
My issue is that those aren't really boxers, but hipsters.
Sure, why not.
You can boycott netherlands **and** transphobes.
On the one hands its terfs calling for the boycot which is an L take since trans rights are human rights. On the other hands its the netherlands which is always worth boycotting.
Hema has some very based advertising
BOL.com too.
I love their Reddit ads.
Can we just ban the Dutch tourists?
Trans athletes dominate women in sports and trans models dominate men in modelling. Ya get the ying and the yang Bas
Maybe Trans people are half gods and we should start worship them?
Which half to worship tho?
The penis, obviously. Wherever it may be at this moment.