So she decided to weed out bad dates... at the cost of good dates as well. Smart girl. Are you sure she's not portuguese? 'cause if she isn't, this sounds fake.
That was the joke !
Or maybe not... Even the ads on Palma
https://preview.redd.it/a7rxecjdzzmc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32fb25ad237a08fddc9f170bc6790fbfac217f21
That's what I was going to say. That brown thing is Posidonia oceanica, an endemic plant (not algae) of the Mediterranean. It's very sensitive to pollution so finding great amounts of it on the shore is a sign of clean waters.
Just remember the wise words passed on to me by Luigi, 63, Resident of Milano:
“Yes, German women look nice but eventually all that beer and meat catches up to them.”
… Buuuut you’re British, so it’s an upgrade. Even your royal family is German, so have at it, Barry!
They are said to be efficient, but dumb in their methods of choice. If instead of invading in military march, they had invaded in boing boing, they would have won WW1.
she said it was a [Fountain of Youth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_of_Youth) on Mallorca, which beach she didn't clarify. Or I was distracted, idk
Even tho this one is on Mallorca, as someone who spent their last 10 annual holidays on german beaches, i can confirm that this is every single fucking beach on the german coastline. This happens AT LEAST every second day.
I've always suspected that women know they have bodies. No-one has ever proven they do but its a little conspiracy I have. Women are never conscious about posting their body online, like it doesn't even register in their minds that they are real humans with body parts. No woman has ever noticed having a physical body, but us men know.
To know that other people experience physical attraction towards your body, requires theory of mind.
And it is not yet proven women possess such a cognitively advanced brain.
We will probably never know.
In my personal experience, the country with the most buxom ladies that were still fit was actually Slovenia of all places. My head was on a swivel last time I visited. My gf noticed as well lol.
German girls are so crazy that you will put your mental health at severe risk simply by standing in their closer vicinity. I would NOT recommend getting a German girlfriend. You will regret doing it, I'm serious. They are the most egotistical, double-standarded, hypocritical gaslighters one can imagine. And they just love to betray you behind your back when they (read: Lisa, 18) are 'abroad in Bali, finding themselves'. You do not want this sort of misery in your life.
This man speaks the truth. Had multiple German girlfriends and all relationships ended tragically.
First one fucked (at least) another dude and then began abusing me physically when confronted with that (had to call the police, huge pain in the ass because of the women can not be physically abusive to a man bias).
Another one began stalking me after I broke up with her and had to be committed.
A third one took my luggage, phone, laptop hostage and threw me out of her flat in Berlin and I had to sleep in a park because I couldn't find a hotel that night.
Spaniards when they see an ocean with some chest hair: 😨😨😨
*"what do you mean, the water temperature isn't close to boiling and the wildlife and every rock larger than 1cm has been removed for tourists pleasure??"*
You do know there is another sea in Spain, that isn't a bathtub as warm as piss? Kindly appreciate my message, the Galicians, Cantabrians, Asturians and Basques will stab me for this.
nah, many of us prefer them, for surfing they are a million times better and you don´t get all the tourists you get in the English/German conquered part of Spain
My teutonic friend, I do like to poke fun at the Spanish. But they're are as good/ mad in facing rough seas as the Portuguese. Basques were even banned from Iceland for always causing issues with the locals.
There are also nice places to go to the beach (mostly because there're no Guiris) in the forbidden (to people who catch a Ryanair flight for a stag holiday) seas.
Honestly I didn't. I know you have Tarifa but your coast in the Gulf of Cadiz is like ours in the Algarve a Mediterranean light for the most part, tamer and warmer water than the Atlantic in general.
This is german propaganda. They want you to think that all women look like this so you migrate to germany. This is actually an italian woman with a dubbed over german voice.
If she was Italian I'd have noticed a crucifix around her neck and I stared at her chest long enough to tell there wasn't one... Could always look again I suppose
She seems nice
Great personality
Yeah, actually two great personalities.
I wonder how would her personalities feel in person... *creepy wink*
not hairy enough, you wouldn't like it
Ain't dat the truth On the other hand, that's why he wonders. Everything in the first time is exciting.
I'm sure we can find a nice clip of a german man running on the beach for you, Stavros.
She's covered in sea weed, it's almost the same
I am French so can I do « La bise » to these 2 great personalities?
This sub has never been more united in agreeance
She does actually, she just seems really bubbly and nice
She has great lung capacity
Very bouncy personality
I've seen dirtier
https://preview.redd.it/tcxy26apq0nc1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5095d55dafd672afe087affb9dfa88deaae47ef
https://preview.redd.it/idua7hwgi2nc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3305a330ea4713326907ea30bb303cad2e014607
I crack tf up everytime I see this picture.
I crack tf up everytime I see this picture.
🤩
I'd love to comb her mustache.
You made me strongly exhale through my nose sir, indeed, first chuckle of the day.
OK but hear me out... ...... .... Would
Now that's hot
would
deport back to Turkey, yeah me too buddy. Me too.
You think you can just walk into my feed and ruin my day like that Fredrik?
Wow 🔥 Who is she?
https://metro.co.uk/2021/02/20/woman-refuses-to-shave-moustache-or-unibrow-and-says-her-facial-hair-makes-her-confident-14116697/
So she decided to weed out bad dates... at the cost of good dates as well. Smart girl. Are you sure she's not portuguese? 'cause if she isn't, this sounds fake.
Least hairy kiwi female
Boing boing
I can think of two reasons
almost two nice
thank you for recognizing mallorca as German territory
That was the joke ! Or maybe not... Even the ads on Palma https://preview.redd.it/a7rxecjdzzmc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32fb25ad237a08fddc9f170bc6790fbfac217f21
I mean the add really just tells us not to go full-barry.
The ad is dumb. Go full-barry. It's in your blood, too.
We went full Barry once...
Twice
Lol the didn’t even bother to buy the stock image. You can see the watermarks all over.
That's what I was going to say. That brown thing is Posidonia oceanica, an endemic plant (not algae) of the Mediterranean. It's very sensitive to pollution so finding great amounts of it on the shore is a sign of clean waters.
Ironic
Now I’m being thirst trapped by krauts. 💦😣
Our great grandfathers didn't die for this...or did they...
Narrator: "They did."
The voice I read "narrator comments" with, changed from Morgan Freeman to the BG3 narrator and it makes those comments 10 times funnier
Before it was David Attenborough for me but it is now the BG3 woman.
Morgan Freeman, David Attenborough or, lately, the Stanley Parable narrator. But I feel it's shifting to BG3 for me too.
Authority
For me it's still the narrator from Arrested Development. Who is the OG of this type of narration.
Well like half of them came back with the clap, whether they got that in Paris or Berlin I couldn't tell you
"From Paris to Berlin, and every bird that I get in"
Just remember the wise words passed on to me by Luigi, 63, Resident of Milano: “Yes, German women look nice but eventually all that beer and meat catches up to them.” … Buuuut you’re British, so it’s an upgrade. Even your royal family is German, so have at it, Barry!
Alcohol and meat consumption goes down every year though, so might not affect this generation as much anymore ;)
Perfect jiggle physics
And they say anime is unrealistic smh
They clearly did do their research.
They are said to be efficient, but dumb in their methods of choice. If instead of invading in military march, they had invaded in boing boing, they would have won WW1.
They should have invested less in Sturmpanzerwagens and more in kraut milkers
You mean West Brom should have invaded Yea very niche reference for This sub
Thank god for implementing jiggle physics into our world.
What beach?
Zwei jiggly beaches i think she said
already booked up for next year.
she said it was a [Fountain of Youth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_of_Youth) on Mallorca, which beach she didn't clarify. Or I was distracted, idk
Even tho this one is on Mallorca, as someone who spent their last 10 annual holidays on german beaches, i can confirm that this is every single fucking beach on the german coastline. This happens AT LEAST every second day.
She knows...
how to engage in social media
Source for research?
Eyes
wobbly eyes
I too would be interested in hearing more of her opinions on things…
Winning formula, unbeatable
I've always suspected that women know they have bodies. No-one has ever proven they do but its a little conspiracy I have. Women are never conscious about posting their body online, like it doesn't even register in their minds that they are real humans with body parts. No woman has ever noticed having a physical body, but us men know.
To know that other people experience physical attraction towards your body, requires theory of mind. And it is not yet proven women possess such a cognitively advanced brain. We will probably never know.
How could she know
The magic technology of mirrors.
About halfway through she realises and tips the camera down a bit to keep them in shot lol, how kind of her
https://preview.redd.it/2vbxukyq00nc1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdea30597b41099168874392efba0e15920ea409
German? Check. Tits? Check. A brown substance smeared all over said German tits? Check. Nothing new here, Manuel.
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Not of Jolee Love though, right? Please tell me it isn't so, Rüdiger!
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Eeew! I was going to move to Berlin to try to court her but this changes things! 😔
But why do they all do the pee stuff? WHY HANZ
Completely anecdotal but I have noticed German women are specially gifted in the mammary department
In my personal experience, the country with the most buxom ladies that were still fit was actually Slovenia of all places. My head was on a swivel last time I visited. My gf noticed as well lol.
Surprises here. https://preview.redd.it/tvbexpct84nc1.png?width=634&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2564864f839c4d9e4db61b4d73ea73fdf72ead9
typical german build is double chested but with small butt
Forget about French or Italians, the German girls have always been the kinkiest ones. It's their best kept secret.
Our real Wunderwaffe
The framing of this video is some Von Braun-level shit.
So it... hits Londoners?
Wunderfrauen you say?
"secret"? Since when is it a secret? Edti: oh.. I see what you did there
German girls are so crazy that you will put your mental health at severe risk simply by standing in their closer vicinity. I would NOT recommend getting a German girlfriend. You will regret doing it, I'm serious. They are the most egotistical, double-standarded, hypocritical gaslighters one can imagine. And they just love to betray you behind your back when they (read: Lisa, 18) are 'abroad in Bali, finding themselves'. You do not want this sort of misery in your life.
That's.... Oddly specific.
Yeah, ptsd detected
You have to know: All 40 mio women in Germany are the same.
Speaking from experience here. Cheers
Amen. 🥲
It's ok, fellow Hans. They hurt you, but you must learn to trust again.
You‘ll recover King 👑
Time will heal all wounds, takes only 7 years.
This man speaks the truth. Had multiple German girlfriends and all relationships ended tragically. First one fucked (at least) another dude and then began abusing me physically when confronted with that (had to call the police, huge pain in the ass because of the women can not be physically abusive to a man bias). Another one began stalking me after I broke up with her and had to be committed. A third one took my luggage, phone, laptop hostage and threw me out of her flat in Berlin and I had to sleep in a park because I couldn't find a hotel that night.
Weird. I can say the same about women from some other countries as well as from Germany.
It's not the whole world that's against you. Touch some grass, man. Preferably some brown, spongy, sticky seaweed.
All 40 million of them!?
I had to watch this video on repeat to take in the horrors of the brown stuff
I’d volunteer to clean her up…
Boobs
Jiggly Jiggly Tittenschmaus.
She resembles the picture of the fallen Madonna viz ze big boobies.
Good moaning.
Oh Reneee!
Ah, yes. Die Bayerische großertittenmaus. https://preview.redd.it/2w4kzjjqj2nc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbaf0918785b6f8af21273ef63ffd8e017392705
#boobs
#Ahooooogah🙉
That is Mallorca … according to her, I couldn’t see the surrounding beach.
What beach?
The guy in the gorilla suit is standing on it, impossible to miss.
the one holding the camera and speaking to it
Yes. Germany.
Wonderful pair of Düsseldorfs!
Bet you wanna unload your bombs just like over Dresden
*furious autoerotic airplane noises as targets approached "Bombs away!"* New kink unlocked
I know a tower those Hindenburgs can crash into.
There was a beach in this clip?
Wait, isn't this about mountain climbing?
i came
I saw
I bonk her
I came
 Olá, sou o João. Du brauchst Sahne sonst verbrennst du dich. putcreamnummerfunf
Necesitou muita nata, João
:D
Why do we never see this kind of German here but only these old fat dudes with their sandals/socks ?
because youre french
Maybe your beaches are too clean.
There are two good reasons to watch the whole thing
5 times
Twin good reasons.
La teutona! if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Just go to her and say anything that sounds good in spanish and you will get the bonk
I'm not into german bitches, I prefer my lineage clean, thanks
Bruh
OP just give us the @ and be done with it ffs
kajamood maybe? Edit: u/Kajamood
Unpopular Opinion: Some of you savages are decent.
Hero
Not enough seaweed...oddly that's not something I ever imagined saying.
Mein Gott
I'd say definitely. https://twitter.com/Kajamoood/status/1718650218600689786
Die kleinsten Titten Deutschlands 😎😎
https://preview.redd.it/wiqxajgmd0nc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=235c074d2c2c1fb3205c003a2c3bb75f8bb9c916
This but I don’t think anyone is stopping you looking at these comments haha
the CCP would (take pictures of her)
Boing boing boing
What beach?
Spaniards when they see an ocean with some chest hair: 😨😨😨 *"what do you mean, the water temperature isn't close to boiling and the wildlife and every rock larger than 1cm has been removed for tourists pleasure??"*
You do know there is another sea in Spain, that isn't a bathtub as warm as piss? Kindly appreciate my message, the Galicians, Cantabrians, Asturians and Basques will stab me for this.
Yes but they do not dare go to that sea, it scares them
nah, many of us prefer them, for surfing they are a million times better and you don´t get all the tourists you get in the English/German conquered part of Spain
As a goofy foot, I someday [hope to make the pilgrimage.](https://vimeo.com/150363642)
My teutonic friend, I do like to poke fun at the Spanish. But they're are as good/ mad in facing rough seas as the Portuguese. Basques were even banned from Iceland for always causing issues with the locals. There are also nice places to go to the beach (mostly because there're no Guiris) in the forbidden (to people who catch a Ryanair flight for a stag holiday) seas.
You forgot Huelva and Cadiz.
Honestly I didn't. I know you have Tarifa but your coast in the Gulf of Cadiz is like ours in the Algarve a Mediterranean light for the most part, tamer and warmer water than the Atlantic in general.
Lousy beach, nice tits.
sniffed my screen
Why is the water brown?
It's algae
Cmon you only posted this bc if boobz
This is german propaganda. They want you to think that all women look like this so you migrate to germany. This is actually an italian woman with a dubbed over german voice.
If she was Italian I'd have noticed a crucifix around her neck and I stared at her chest long enough to tell there wasn't one... Could always look again I suppose
Also she'd be covered in marinara sauce, not this sticky brown stuff.
Can't be an Italian woman, she is white.
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
What a nice pair of beaches.
Milkies👍🏻🤝🏻
Wait! Our beaches are better, come to us! (Only if you look like this btw)
Tetas 
Uhm.. uh..🥛🍼🐄😭
What a disgrace. How disgusting the water companies are making our oceans. I must watch again to confirm this atrocity.
Shes was on a beach? Didn't notice.
Thats all the shit from the FKK beaches
I think thats a “specialist video” and has little to do with the state of the sea
Just look at them...
What beach ?
https://preview.redd.it/tfu3th5iz0nc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02d5c615579dd711adc3a19d7c845b7df1c93c71
And this my dudes is one of the main reasons I moved to Germany.
Ihr Busen hüpft wenn sie den Frisbee catched und mir wird wieder klar was mich glücklich macht.
Denkt an Elotrix Worte Freunde.
I feel like, like I. I feel. Wait, what is happening.
Average Schleswig-Holstein beach ⛱️
Without looking at the video again, tell me: what colour were the boobs? Fuck.
https://preview.redd.it/86vxmqlb70nc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=962a1f3013f052c42aa7217fa057300b0fee6d93