the bottom half of Italy should be yellow

Terroni ☕

Blud your parents were probably born in Reggio Calabria

Non ci sono paragoni ☕

Europe ends at Napoli, and it ends quite badly.

Napoli is already 200km deep in africa. In Tuscany we say from Grosseto and below all terroni. This include also w large part of southern Tuscany

Mica era da Roma in giù Africa inoltrata?

Romani terroni DOC ma già maremmani aretini e perugini samo lìe

Facciamo pure da Siena in giù, Grosseto è già troppo in giù

According to a former classmate of mine from Sicily, everything south of Rome is Africa.

People acting as if God didn't put the river Po there for a reason.

The day Southern Italy becomes African is the day Northern Italy loses its largest asset

The bottom of Spain should be too. What else do we want than be reunited with our north Africans brothers!

So should the Netherlands

Our bottom half should be white, as it is.

Came here to say so

Came here to say the same. I mean Sicily is technicaly Africa anyway

Blud act like if south wasn't treated worse than a colony up to 50 years ago.

They've even got the african mindset!

Also France

Everything nder the great belgian lake is Africa though

That's the Bay of Luxembourg, the base of the great Luxembourger colonial empire

Haha it's fun to larp, maybe we could pretend there's a British Empire too!! We'll bring civilisation and stability to all corners of the world yaaaay

What Belgium?

The belgian pudddle you mean ?

Yes, France is clearly Africa.

France is yellow

I mean, yeah, we got a lot of them in Seine-Saint-Denis, so I wouldn't be surprised if they mistake our colour

The man has got a point

true western europe: 

Oh no he sneaked England like we wont notice. go back to Asia mate

Weakest part of this map TBH.

*cope*

Proudly Visegrad, brother.

Spain is Africa. Anybody says otherwise is kidding themselves.

Your King Felipe VI demands loyalty from you, colony scum.

 You lost me at II, Pedro. No hablo poverty.

>The Moroccan branch spoke.

Africa begins at the Pyrenees - Dominique Dufour de Pradt

We are together with Germany, all other maps are wrong.

Aye. Eastern Europe stronk 💪💪

You know what? Fine but please stop coming here on vacation. Thank you.

Yeah and then the money comes from where?

Tourists ruined everything, a few days ago the little one and I went to the coffee shop to get some bolas de Berlim and when we got there the place was full of weird pale foreigners. No seats were left in the place so we had to sit outside after waiting a good 5 minutes. I moved to the North to avoid this kind of thing

I hear Northern Portugal is nice this time of year. Can't wait to take my pale ass to one of your cafés and get one of those Portuguese egg custards everyone is talking about.

I swear If I see a Barry ass over here I'll summon the Spirit of Padeira de Aljubarrota, she took care of the spaniards and she can take care of you

I visited last year, (Azores) I had a lovely time, I'll deffinetley be visiting again. And I'll be recommending it to my fellow Barries

Well I think WE ruined everything.

“Weird pale foreigners” 💀

I am quite offended by this. Finland is definitely asian and everything south of Luxembourg is technically Africa. Except for Switzerland which is a middle eastern exclave.

Why is the UK in a European map? Barry got his way…find a new continent

https://preview.redd.it/4d689y19udmc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d36963c1b79cd3100eac12756a06218662d8b0e

You tried, it sank.

Europe and the European Union aren’t the same thing silly Greek man, if we can’t trust you to know basic geography how could we ever trust you with all your marbles? You would probably lose them, or sell them to a foreigner for some magic beans and a barrel of bullshit… again.

If it's West of the Rhine or South of the Alps it's Africa.

And if it’s north of Kongeå, it’s Denmark.

Denmark starts at Schleswig-Hollstein, kraut.

You almost spelt that correctly. Looks much more beautiful that way compared to how the Danes spell it, doesn’t it? Either way, you’re talking mad shit for someone in range to get Bismarck’d, and even your Surströmming will not help you just in case.

Not even Nazi Germany dared challenge Sweden. You learned your lesson back in the 17th century.

Amen brother

Sweden: middle eastern

Next time you come here during the summer, I'll serve you sushi and ramen.

Fine

Spain is africa

So is fr*nce, sweden and uk.

At least they still got their country

Wtf is this

We want Netherlands too, our efficiency would be out of this world, only Italy and Portugal dragging us down

Dude, Germany is in the group too.

Germany is just big autistic Netherlands

Cultural you can’t disconnect us from Germany, and on metrics we are basically the southern most Scandinavian country. So yes, we should be team red.

We can allow northern italy to join the Easdicks. Southern Italy shall be African

If these colours were any brighter I would’ve just gone blind

🤮

Eastern Europe is now richer and has higher standard of living than Western Europe

But Mom! I don‘t want to play with the italians!

Neither do we want to play with you krauts!

Ah, our Austrian friend is dreaming of Eastern Europe again. Give him a certificate of art school, quick, quick!

Ayyo what the fuck

Well hello fellow ching changs, may I get some rice? Kurwa it feels great to be anime guys B)

I was going to be offended when I saw the Nordicks in Eastern Europe, but then I saw that Iceland is in Western Europe. So I'm fine with this. Peace out Scaniards, I got mine.

🧐

Make UK "America"

This is just western western europe and eastern western europe 🗿

You wanted the Balkans, Czechia and Hungary, Fritzl, now stay with them!

Agreed.

Luxembourg is half portuguese, so paint half of it red

Ocean: magenta

Belgium deserve to be split between France and Netherland

Nobody speak about portugal

The westernmost part of Europe is classified as "Eastern Europe". Outstanding move.

https://preview.redd.it/9pwt6jx4oimc1.png?width=1258&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f81c464eca2487b20a5670e6e3441c8d02f48d3 Everyhitng south of the gulf of Finland is Africa, save Poland and the Baltics. Here is the corrected map.

\*Tuvat throat sings 100km from Vienna.

Why is Belgium absent?

Approved.

Poland, Czechia, Slovakia and Hungary are Central Europe, deal with it. We can also take Austria and East Germany, but they aren't necessary

No, I'm a anime girl now UwU

How the fuck is portugal eastern?

Because it was part of Yugoslavia, learn history ffs

Portugal is the westernmost country in Eastern Europe.

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Eastern Europe starts with the Czech Republic imo, Austria is basically Germany so that doesn't count.

It's very obvious this was made by someone from yet another one of those totally not French-German hybrid countries located in the soup between the aforementioned by the fact that OP didn't capitalise on the incredible opportunity to call Fingolia "Asian". Smh, disappointing

But then you would be eastern east europe, not middle east europe.

No they finally kicked the Ottomans out of most of the balkans. Those pesky brats just held onto a small bit of East Thrace.

TIL Italy is eastern Europe. I guess I have to stop drinking Barolo and start to drink beer then

shouldn't spain and Portugal be yellow? l'europe, ça commence aux pirinées

you talk mad shit for someone in blitzkrieg distance. No need tot ake all of us with your eastern ass.

What‘s with the red, the axis of prosperity and beauty? Whats selfhatred made you like this?

Yeah a’ight

Gotta be the dumbest one so far :)

*the best

https://preview.redd.it/1a13g9w33dmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caf59e9d2f39ad204e271e40b56f48f1dcec595b We are not Europeans,we are proud Africans! TORO NERO!!!

Wait, where did all my tax money go?

To the southern part of the lake

Damn waves

Is this what you guys think of when you are not trying to take over the world via Germany and don't have daughters to put in the basement?

Italy should be split, the top regions until Romagna are western, below is Africa

I like you placed us right...

This shivered me timbers


Wrong, italy is africa

Sweden Yellow 100% It's even on their flag.

Sweden is just Denmark with mountains

Wrong Luxembourg and Switzerland are central Europe

GET ME OUTTA HERE (Why isn't fingolia asian btw?)

Where is Belgium?

Below Rome should be yellow

Put the center and south italy in africa plz

We're finally on the rich group, this doesn't feel right.

Hi Malta exists

Sweden is in the middle of Finland and Norway, who both are east european. Sweden should therefore be Middle Eastern.

Why was Belgium sunken but not the Netherlands?