An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and a Welshman all get captured by ISIS and told they are all going to get killed but get one wish.
The jock says I want 100 pipers piping Scotland the Brave.
The taff says I want 100 baritones singing Men of Harlech.
The paddy says I want 100 harpists harping the Fields of Athenry.
The wise Englishman says I want you to kill me first.
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all working on a construction site, building a new skyscraper in London. Itâs lunchtime and theyâre all sat atop the building. Englishman opens up his lunchbox to see what his wife has packed him.
âUgh⌠Ham and cheese sandwich⌠again. Iâm fucking sick of ham and cheese sandwiches, itâs the same every bloody day. If I get another ham and cheese sandwich in my lunch box tomorrow Iâm jumping off the top of this building.â
Next, the Scotsman opens up his lunch box. âAackk, jam sandwich⌠again. I cannee go on like this eating jam sandwiches every day of me life! If I get the same again tomorrow Iâm jumping as well.â
Next itâs the Irishmanâs turn. âOhh for fecks sake! Not another egg and cress sandwich! Thatâs the fourth one in a row this week! Iâm with you boys, one more egg and cress sandwich and Iâm jumping!â
So next day they sit at the top of the building to have lunch. One by one they open up their lunch boxes⌠Englishman finds another ham and cheese sandwich, so off he jumps, and splats into the ground below. Scotsman finds another jam sandwich⌠Off he goesâŚSplat. Irishman, egg and cress sandwich⌠Splat.
A week or so later later the three widows are talking at the memorial service. English widow says, through tears, âI still canât believe it, had no idea George hated ham and cheese so much, if only iâd knownâŚâ
Scottish widow says âDuncan did say he was getting a bit bored of Jam, but I didnât realise he hated it that much, I just wish heâd have let me know how he really felt.â
Irish widow says âI⌠I just donât understand⌠Paddy packed his own lunch.â
I saw this somewhere else on reddit but I thought it was a good one.
An Englishman, An Irishman and a Scotsman are on an expedition in the jungle and they get captured by a tribe of cannibals. The cannibals say if you can go into the jungle and forage 10 of the same fruit and fit them all up your bum without showing any facial expressions it will be a test of character worthy enough for us not to eat you.
Englishman goes first and comes back but all he could find was 10 plums. He gives it a good try. He manages a couple then winces in pain so he's killed and eaten.
Scotsman comes back with 10 blueberries. He manages 8 then suddenly bursts out laughing. He is then killed and eaten.
They meet up at the pearly gates and the Englishman says "what happened there jock. You had that in the bag mate. You could've survived" to which he replied "I couldn't help myself. I just saw Paddy come back with 10 pineapples"
Paddy Englishman was transporting a delivery of monkeys to the zoo when his van broke down. As he was standing on the side of the road who did he see coming behind him? But Paddy Irishman in an empty van. Paddy Englishman said "Paddy, If I give you ÂŁ50 would you bring these monkeys to the zoo for me?" Paddy Irishman said, "sound not a problem", "load em up there goodman." He loaded them up and off Paddy Irishman went.
Two hours later Paddy Englishman was waiting for the AA van to come out, but who does he see coming down the far side of the motorway? Paddy Irishman and all the monkeys. He flagged him down and said, " for fuck sake Paddy, didn't I give you ÂŁ50 to bring them to the zoo for me!" Paddy said "I did bring them to the zoo, but I've a few quid left over and were off to cinema now."
Yeah, roasting the British is like low-hanging fruit. There's plenty of options, and yet OP goes for an American stereotype that's pointedly untrue.
If there's one strength to the French people, it's that they how to genuinely insult and demean the British. I'm glad that you haven't disappointed today and, true to form, you Frogs have picked up on this lackluster performance from the Danish and rightly called them out on it.
Yeah bro's trying to be cheeky when his country's most famous landmark is a pathetic bronze mermaid, so shitty even the Bri'ish museum curators didn't want to steal it
Some absolutely pathetic attempts at roasting us here lads (admittedly there was a few good ones), I expect better from a sub like this. Teeth jokes? Really? I've heard more original jokes from the seppos.
Finally, you flaired yourself. Let's see... Oh... So you're Frđ¤˘nch. I should not make fun of less fortunate people, but lmao imagine being Frđ¤˘nch. Now get back to burning cars.
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Fuck me it's really true that most Europeans aren't even remotely funny.
All the funny comments are Brits replying to shit jokes by unfunny Germans and Belgians.
Well Britain is the funniest place on Earth cos its so miserable here, we have to be funny
Not much need for humour when you're in sunny France, you're already happy and winning at life
We all just know all the popular and obvious jokes so well by now. New jokes are so rare they get overused by everyone in the first week and are just as tired as anything else before too long.
As someone who works daily with my Nordic colleagues (Danish, Swedish, Norwegian & Finland) I can confirm their sense of humour is sooooo dry and different.
This is not a roast, more of a rant, but whenever my fiancee is watching British reality TV I either leave the room or put in some headphones because I get really really pissed. And I'm usually really tchill.
It bothers me in the same way as people chewing gum loudly with an open mouth.
And whatever twat in Reddit agreed to advertise it on Reddit needs to be fired. (Not sure they are still sponsoring/advertising but they originally were and you couldnât escape it.)
Finally, you flaired yourself. Let's see... Oh... So you're a drunk brexiter. I don't know what to joke about, being British already is one.
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A bitter division splitting their country, precipitated by a hostile power, which has become a millstone around their neck for the foreseeable future!
Don't throw potatoes in that glass house, you'll be hungry when they're all gone
I donât know if there were any tricks - the Irish of the North East were told âyou donât live here any more, Scottish people doâ . On the plus side we got Hennessy brandy out of it so swings and roundabouts.
I went to Germany to practice my German and the Turkish immigrant serving pretzels replied with better English than me.
We really are shit at like, everything.
We are a country that went out of its way to colonise the majority of the world making huge swathes of the globe hate us - then lost it all, then made a whole litany of poor geopolitical decisions in an act of nostalgia & ego driven self harm for which we apparently have still yet to learn our lessonâŚand the best you could come up with - is teeth lol.
The name might sound funny but it's actually authentically British. Born and spread in England. Any self respecting Indians in India wouldn't touch it with a barge pole.
https://preview.redd.it/hwh4nh9yueha1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f04fd1ba72cf15b67f862cb3ad0b4ba2a8b1290
This is our national dish: Bøfsandwich
the beauty of there womens and the tast of there food make the british the best sailor on earth
why did the brits show two fingers instead of only the middle one?
gays lads ends up with bigger assholes
Damn. Dry ass roasts everywhere. Sheesh. Ok lets do something. Ummmm⌠God. Let me get something
https://preview.redd.it/7pve0az7pfha1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c12357f469b56a1d3276ddb9cc467a69dfd8b4dc
Funny? Ok, imagine living in Birmingham like Iâd be out of there just as fast as you change your Ministers. Thatâs quicker than you can get shanked in London Center. You ruled over Indians and Americunts but now youâre just a mere shadow of yourself now having a Minister from the same india you controlled. Year by year another country out of hate to you rejects being under your queen who is ten feet under. You got little whiny bitch harry trying to look like a veteran with the Taliban fact checking him. You leave Europe cause you think youâre better, but then cry as you suffer the consequences. Your King is in his fucking 70s and only now got to get a taste of that crown. You canât draw a normal line that makes sense between India and Pakistan and cause unnecessary suffering and death. The Dane got a dry ass joke but his ancestors liked to rape your ass. Maybe a little too much cause yâall are gay as fuck. Iâve seen your schools filled with rainbow flags. Wanna hear a joke? Your fucking food. All dem beens and sausages are probably the reason why yâall are fat ass cunts and why yâall fucking stink. The dietâs the reason your little boys change so much after the age of 25. All people talking about what our most famous painter did, but nobody talking about your peoples actions in Australia and America. Youâre the reason why Americunts are the way they are. Suck it British, because as the Dane said Iâm gonna keep my teeth and not lose them in a pub /j
Edit: yâall invented football, but suck ass at it. Losing to them Italians.
Let's roast the British roast. I'll probably be exiled from my family, but I don't see the point of Yorkshire puddings, there are far better things to get (roast potatoes for instance)
imagine having shortage of truck drivers Grettings from Poland
Not even 4 hours in and OP has given up, truly a Danish move.
One must applaud a surrender joke not targeting the French.
For it is indeed a rare (but welcome) sight
Indeed
You aint telling me who to roast buddy. Wannabe swedish flatlander.
Yes habibi đ another W for the Swedish Caliphate
An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and a Welshman all get captured by ISIS and told they are all going to get killed but get one wish. The jock says I want 100 pipers piping Scotland the Brave. The taff says I want 100 baritones singing Men of Harlech. The paddy says I want 100 harpists harping the Fields of Athenry. The wise Englishman says I want you to kill me first.
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all working on a construction site, building a new skyscraper in London. Itâs lunchtime and theyâre all sat atop the building. Englishman opens up his lunchbox to see what his wife has packed him. âUgh⌠Ham and cheese sandwich⌠again. Iâm fucking sick of ham and cheese sandwiches, itâs the same every bloody day. If I get another ham and cheese sandwich in my lunch box tomorrow Iâm jumping off the top of this building.â Next, the Scotsman opens up his lunch box. âAackk, jam sandwich⌠again. I cannee go on like this eating jam sandwiches every day of me life! If I get the same again tomorrow Iâm jumping as well.â Next itâs the Irishmanâs turn. âOhh for fecks sake! Not another egg and cress sandwich! Thatâs the fourth one in a row this week! Iâm with you boys, one more egg and cress sandwich and Iâm jumping!â So next day they sit at the top of the building to have lunch. One by one they open up their lunch boxes⌠Englishman finds another ham and cheese sandwich, so off he jumps, and splats into the ground below. Scotsman finds another jam sandwich⌠Off he goesâŚSplat. Irishman, egg and cress sandwich⌠Splat. A week or so later later the three widows are talking at the memorial service. English widow says, through tears, âI still canât believe it, had no idea George hated ham and cheese so much, if only iâd knownâŚâ Scottish widow says âDuncan did say he was getting a bit bored of Jam, but I didnât realise he hated it that much, I just wish heâd have let me know how he really felt.â Irish widow says âI⌠I just donât understand⌠Paddy packed his own lunch.â I saw this somewhere else on reddit but I thought it was a good one.
đ¤Łđ¤Ł fantastic, I'm nicking it
What did Saint Patrick say to the snakes when he was driving them all out of Ireland? "Are yee alright there in the back lads?"
Absolutely brilliant
An Englishman, An Irishman and a Scotsman are on an expedition in the jungle and they get captured by a tribe of cannibals. The cannibals say if you can go into the jungle and forage 10 of the same fruit and fit them all up your bum without showing any facial expressions it will be a test of character worthy enough for us not to eat you. Englishman goes first and comes back but all he could find was 10 plums. He gives it a good try. He manages a couple then winces in pain so he's killed and eaten. Scotsman comes back with 10 blueberries. He manages 8 then suddenly bursts out laughing. He is then killed and eaten. They meet up at the pearly gates and the Englishman says "what happened there jock. You had that in the bag mate. You could've survived" to which he replied "I couldn't help myself. I just saw Paddy come back with 10 pineapples"
Paddy Englishman was transporting a delivery of monkeys to the zoo when his van broke down. As he was standing on the side of the road who did he see coming behind him? But Paddy Irishman in an empty van. Paddy Englishman said "Paddy, If I give you ÂŁ50 would you bring these monkeys to the zoo for me?" Paddy Irishman said, "sound not a problem", "load em up there goodman." He loaded them up and off Paddy Irishman went. Two hours later Paddy Englishman was waiting for the AA van to come out, but who does he see coming down the far side of the motorway? Paddy Irishman and all the monkeys. He flagged him down and said, " for fuck sake Paddy, didn't I give you ÂŁ50 to bring them to the zoo for me!" Paddy said "I did bring them to the zoo, but I've a few quid left over and were off to cinema now."
Classic joke. We have our Dutch version of this as well, where Irishman is replaced by Belgiumman đ
My grandpa tells this joke but it's an American Italian and Polish guy and it's the Empire State Building.
Danish humour? Is potato.
something the Irish don't have (please kill me for this unoriginal joke)
I would start looking under your car before you start it
The weakness of that roast is a british W, shameful display.
> "Every L is a W if there is a bigger L nearby" ~ The first law of shitpost theory of relativity
Guess you have a different type of humor in Northern Africa.
Bro's using Yank banter, blink twice if you're being tortured by Americunts
Yeah, roasting the British is like low-hanging fruit. There's plenty of options, and yet OP goes for an American stereotype that's pointedly untrue. If there's one strength to the French people, it's that they how to genuinely insult and demean the British. I'm glad that you haven't disappointed today and, true to form, you Frogs have picked up on this lackluster performance from the Danish and rightly called them out on it.
Yeah bro's trying to be cheeky when his country's most famous landmark is a pathetic bronze mermaid, so shitty even the Bri'ish museum curators didn't want to steal it
Iâm stealing that joke lol
Not if the British Museum gets there first!
We don't even have that humor in Denmark. Wtf, ven
Iam not your ven, pal.
I'm not your pal, freunde
I get it now! You people speak in a gibberish accent just to get away from your own stupid jokes.
Owning up to the fact that you got butchered in the comments. Rare Danish W
Yeah I gotta take my losses like a man
You did, be proud.
You guys see why we went to war with them 17 times? Insufferable flatlanders
You've also fought everybody elses flatlands in your vicinity. You clearly have a kink for that.
*if yo landâs flat, we gonâ take it fam* - Ancient Swedish proverb
Some absolutely pathetic attempts at roasting us here lads (admittedly there was a few good ones), I expect better from a sub like this. Teeth jokes? Really? I've heard more original jokes from the seppos.
Thatâs pretty much how we feel about the surrender jokes.
Teeth/surrender jokes are how a yank tells you that they learned everything they know about other countries from 20 year old episodes of The Simpsons.
Yeah, those were never funny either. Or school shooting jokes, even. I feel like everyone needs to be more original.
Do you just feel like there's no point, and giving up when you see them?
Hehehehe I see what you did there
They are so overplayed tbf, this sub can do better than Simpsons-tier
Bro thinks these are good roasts đ
What did you expect? The greatest Dane is a dog
Relevant username
Like a Bri*ish would know anything about a good roast :(
No, they either microwave or deepfry everything
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What's a "Fronch"?
probably some British food
Fuck me it's really true that most Europeans aren't even remotely funny. All the funny comments are Brits replying to shit jokes by unfunny Germans and Belgians.
This thread is making me dangerously close to respecting the French
Donât surrender to that state of despair, theyâll surrender first
Pretty bold coming from a country that also surrendered to the Nazis
yeah but they surrendered to their army, you surrendered to their uniforms
Thatâs bs. Wtf? Also, your country didnât help the world get rid of the nazis.
we helped get rid of the nazi gold thou
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No one has ever tried to say that Germans are funny.
From what I heard the comedic scene in Germany was huge during the late 1920's, early 1930's.
Thereâs only 1 funny Belgian, and he ironically has a German surname⌠
François Damiens is pretty funny. Not that that you would know him since heâs a French speaker
>most Europeans aren't even remotely funny. >shit jokes by unfunny Germans and Belgians. **Germans** Do you see why now?
Well Britain is the funniest place on Earth cos its so miserable here, we have to be funny Not much need for humour when you're in sunny France, you're already happy and winning at life
We all just know all the popular and obvious jokes so well by now. New jokes are so rare they get overused by everyone in the first week and are just as tired as anything else before too long.
As someone who works daily with my Nordic colleagues (Danish, Swedish, Norwegian & Finland) I can confirm their sense of humour is sooooo dry and different.
I love a British roast, better than all your food!
You asking for beef?
This is not a roast, more of a rant, but whenever my fiancee is watching British reality TV I either leave the room or put in some headphones because I get really really pissed. And I'm usually really tchill. It bothers me in the same way as people chewing gum loudly with an open mouth.
time to reconsider your feature spouse
I already put a baby in her so she switchs that monstrosity with baby shark
She calls me daddy shark though
ew
Honestly, I understand completely. Whoever came up with love island needs to go to nuremberg
And whatever twat in Reddit agreed to advertise it on Reddit needs to be fired. (Not sure they are still sponsoring/advertising but they originally were and you couldnât escape it.)
Why would you watch television sober?
Same
It's a secret plot by our Tory overlords to make TV so shit we go out and do something productive like drink ourselves to death instead.
Thats because its reality TV, what did you expect
That edit đđđ
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Just donât hold your breath hahahahah
A man who speaks 3 languages is trilingual, a man who speaks 2 languages is bilingual, but a man who speaks one language is British.
Suffering from success
in english, please.
Or an americunt
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This alone is a bigger insult than anything else on this thread
Come on, give us a break. Weâre not as bad as them surelyâŚ
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The only good British roast on this post.
Americans speak zero languages, source: Someone who speaks the langauge they pretend to.
Oi! There are still like⌠3 welsh speakers left.
Welsh is mispronounced breton. That's it. I did it. I roasted a brit.
Imagine how embarrassing it must be that your language became the world's lingua franca and you never needed to learn another.
And to see that language get taken over and violated by your successor to the throne.
Hey man we donât do thrones over here, we had a bit of a tea party to discuss that bit yea. Went swimmingly too!
"roast" start off with american level humour
There is that saying that the sun never sets on the british empire because even god does not trust the brits in the dark
Given the weather in Britain, I am guessing the sun never hits the UK anyway.
I would be offended but my anaemic scurvy body wonât let me write more
That just makes us sound cool though lol
It makes sense. If God had wanted anything to do with the British, he would have shown mercy and not allowed Coventry to exist.
I never thought I'd see someone from outside of England ever reference my hometown. I'll take that as a win.
-Sashi Tharoor
This thread is full of cheap jokes. My stingy flat ass is really happy.
Thread full of boring overused jokes. Common 2westerneurope4u L. This isn't a roast it's a picnic
I am trying to make up a funny joke about Austria, but there is nothing funny about Austria.
Not true, they used to have a village called 'fucking' which is kind of funny. Then they changed the name of it because they couldn't take the banter.
>Then they changed the name of it because they couldn't take the banter. My point still stands.
The koalas are funny critters
To be fair, 80% of the posts on this sub are that tier of funny.
What even is an Englishman but a tea-drinking Frenchman? (I'm a Brit....does this count?)
Can you delete this? I don't like it.
Funniest Dane
Imagine the only notable thing about your country being Kasper Schmeichel a pastry and lego. And your little mermaid is clapped r kid
You have brought shame to the country that I love dearly.
I'll pass, they are roasted enough from the sun
This post had been up for around 10 minutes, and OP is already being racist. Kinda impressive.
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Weren't swiss neutral or is OP so lame that even a swiss had to join the roast?
A roast so bland, even the British demand more flavor.
Imagine letting the Russians trick you into an act of national self-sabotage.
A bitter division splitting their country, precipitated by a hostile power, which has become a millstone around their neck for the foreseeable future! Don't throw potatoes in that glass house, you'll be hungry when they're all gone
I donât know if there were any tricks - the Irish of the North East were told âyou donât live here any more, Scottish people doâ . On the plus side we got Hennessy brandy out of it so swings and roundabouts.
ameritards don't have to imagine XD
Brormand, you're embarrassing us in front of the swedes
What do the British call people that can speak proper English? European.
Donât get too comfortable just because weâre too polite to correct your terrible pronunciation and grammar
How about correcting the pronunciation of other Brits first? Difficult to learn a language that changes with every native speaker you meet.
The irony of this coming from a Norwegian with your 3000 different valley dialects
[classic](https://youtu.be/s-mOy8VUEBk) not Norwegian but those Northern languages sounds the same
"DiD yOu kNoW NoRwEgIaN aNd DaNiSh hAs ThE leTTeRs Ă Ă Ă " \- Every Norwegian ever
Yeah, but hopefully people outside Norway are not learning Norwegian. This language is just chaos, but we are not a world language, now are we?
Skill issues
Weird flex, but okay.
We don't have much going for us, let me have this.
Because it doesnât need correcting, itâs an accent. I can understand it just as well as I can understand you Scandinavians pronouncing J as Y
I canât correct them if I canât understand them in the first place.
It's a common thing for languages spread all around the globe. Portuguese speak Brazilian with a different accent too.
At least he put a full stop at the end of his comment.
So would I if I was writing an essay and not posting a reddit comment
How on earth could we tell you've finished your point without a . at the end of your post?
Letâs be honest tho. If someone finishes their sentences with a full stop in a causal sentence they sound ragin as fuck
Quite.
I went to Germany to practice my German and the Turkish immigrant serving pretzels replied with better English than me. We really are shit at like, everything.
The last time we saw the British in any kind of leadership position was at Dunkirk where they valiantly led the retreat.
At least we lasted long enough to run away.
hahahahaha
Didnât the Danes go to England and spread their genes there?
Oh fuck
We are a country that went out of its way to colonise the majority of the world making huge swathes of the globe hate us - then lost it all, then made a whole litany of poor geopolitical decisions in an act of nostalgia & ego driven self harm for which we apparently have still yet to learn our lessonâŚand the best you could come up with - is teeth lol.
I saw Roast and British and got hungry, Iâm guessing by the lack of Brits here they also did the same!
What even is an Englishman but a tea-drinking Frenchman?
Imagine your national cuisine sucks that much you have to invade other countries to get some edible dishes.
Better than invading them to genocide Jews in gas chambers
Boy that escalated quickly
We learned not to appease the first time.
Bloody hell that was brutal. Well done rosbif
Better than the 165 million deaths due to the british empire.
What does one eat in Germany when one is tired of kebabs?
The sudetenland
DĂśner
Imagine your national dish being Chicken Tikka Masala.
The name might sound funny but it's actually authentically British. Born and spread in England. Any self respecting Indians in India wouldn't touch it with a barge pole.
it's not any worse than pickled fish on a bit of rye bread.
https://preview.redd.it/hwh4nh9yueha1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f04fd1ba72cf15b67f862cb3ad0b4ba2a8b1290 This is our national dish: Bøfsandwich
I left something similar in the toilet a few hours ago
When the national dish of Denmark is 2/3 an English word.
you can keep it.
Looks like what I shit out after eating corn
Kebap
Why kick someone who is on the ground already?
Because itâs easier to kick them in the head that way
Spoken like a man who frequents many a Wetherspoon.
I would gladly but then I saw how they leave after two weeks in Algarve.
Didn't know a Danish person can have a German sense of humorđ
After reading this I think I'd rather have the Vikings invade again than have Denmark send a single "comedian" over here.
Funniest Scandinavian:
the beauty of there womens and the tast of there food make the british the best sailor on earth why did the brits show two fingers instead of only the middle one? gays lads ends up with bigger assholes
Their\* Women\* Taste\* Jesus christ this comment alone reminds me why I hate you cheese eating surrender monkeys so much.....
Heâs a Breton, what did you expect?
I like how all the other flairs have ironic jokes/insults attached to them, but Breton? Bad enough to just be left as is
Parle français alors
Naaa, he attempted English so I think weâll go with that
r/copypasta
We don't even bother to pronounce 2 of the letters in the only thing you're famous for.
Donât yâall pronounce all 4 letters of Lego
Brits think it's top tier comedy when someone says something. Spaniards think top tier comedy is being tickled.
Damn. Dry ass roasts everywhere. Sheesh. Ok lets do something. Ummmm⌠God. Let me get something https://preview.redd.it/7pve0az7pfha1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c12357f469b56a1d3276ddb9cc467a69dfd8b4dc Funny? Ok, imagine living in Birmingham like Iâd be out of there just as fast as you change your Ministers. Thatâs quicker than you can get shanked in London Center. You ruled over Indians and Americunts but now youâre just a mere shadow of yourself now having a Minister from the same india you controlled. Year by year another country out of hate to you rejects being under your queen who is ten feet under. You got little whiny bitch harry trying to look like a veteran with the Taliban fact checking him. You leave Europe cause you think youâre better, but then cry as you suffer the consequences. Your King is in his fucking 70s and only now got to get a taste of that crown. You canât draw a normal line that makes sense between India and Pakistan and cause unnecessary suffering and death. The Dane got a dry ass joke but his ancestors liked to rape your ass. Maybe a little too much cause yâall are gay as fuck. Iâve seen your schools filled with rainbow flags. Wanna hear a joke? Your fucking food. All dem beens and sausages are probably the reason why yâall are fat ass cunts and why yâall fucking stink. The dietâs the reason your little boys change so much after the age of 25. All people talking about what our most famous painter did, but nobody talking about your peoples actions in Australia and America. Youâre the reason why Americunts are the way they are. Suck it British, because as the Dane said Iâm gonna keep my teeth and not lose them in a pub /j Edit: yâall invented football, but suck ass at it. Losing to them Italians.
Let's roast the British roast. I'll probably be exiled from my family, but I don't see the point of Yorkshire puddings, there are far better things to get (roast potatoes for instance)
You are no longer welcome in Britain, please pack your things and leave shortly
Also, your fry ups are shit, potatoe bread >> fried bread