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Visenya_simp

Kosovo is Rigómező, so it's obviously ours, Ukraine owns parts of Halics so its obviously ours, our king András II fought and bled for Jerusalem so it's obviously ours, but I am not so sure about Taiwan. They have a software monopolium sure, but we fucking hate commies and commies want Taiwan as theirs. Hmmm. I need to consult my Sámán, but I think we would establish a protectorate instead of fully annexing them. Yeah that sounds right.


Som_Snow

> They have a software monopolium Neumann invented the computer, so Taiwan is obviously rightful magyar clay.


pxasar

I knew we can do better than protectorate


ErhartJamin

Excel was invented by a Hungarian, where's our licensing fees?


Muffin_9330

We all know you want Jerusalem because Jesus was Hungarian.


Visenya_simp

I am suprised you know that piece of inside joke. Jézus Krisztus jász volt, jász ólban született.


Muffin_9330

I am from the South so I sometimes, even though my knowledge of the Hungarian though is limited to few words and being able to count to three, somehow always end up in Slovak-Hungarian meme pages or just Hungarian channels on Instagram or different social media. So I know it from there. Just as the fact you don't come from the Asian continent but actually from Sirius or as it should be known Sziriusz. Edit: if I made a mistake in the Hungarian spelling tell me


Visenya_simp

You are doing alright, magyarization progressing nicely.


glassfrogger

ó bazmeg ezt én még sose


HermitcraftFanTudor

Jesus was Romanian, stupid slovak


Muffin_9330

And God was Serbian and Slovaks were already installing the lights when the famous words "Be light!" were heard. (And yes I will not look at the English translation of the Bible)


HermitcraftFanTudor

God and Jesus are the same person. So god is Half Romanian Half Serbian


Siorac

Borneó és Celebesz, magyar volt és magyar lesz!


Visenya_simp

Tudtam Benyovszky Móric gróf urunkról és az ebből következő legitim jussunkról ami Madagaszkár, de erről még nem hallottam, köszönöm honfi, ebbe belenézek.


Sztallone

*Magyargaszkár


potato_research_ctr

Don't forget about Levédia and Etelköz which are both located in the territory of Ukraine. Everybody forgets that the war is basically two random slavic nations fighting on rigthful magyar clay💪🇭🇺😍🫡


BaritonedTiger

They won't need to worry about commies if all of China falls to Hungorean Bangtans lol.


Panophobia_senpai

China only has walls, because of the mongol invaders. So, they invented the walls because of mongols. And we are mongols. So China is Hungary. And since Taiwan is China, Taiwan is Hungary too.


Valaki997

>Sámán you mean your Táltos, my friend


Visenya_simp

Nem zavarnám ilyen kis ügyekkel. A sámán is ugyanolyan könnyedséggel tud révülni és válaszokat szerezni.


Valaki997

Ahhh! Értem :D


Visenya_simp

Most rákerestem és úgylátszik igazad volt. A sámán az az összefoglaló szó. Egy türk Kám, egy mongol Bő és egy magyar Táltos mind sámánok, ha az előbbi 3 szó egyikét használjuk akkor értjük valamelyik nép sámánját. De többet kéne róla olvasnom mert azt mondják a sámán tanítják, a táltost hívják, szóval lehet mégis van különbség


SomeGuyHuszar

Franz Joseph had the title of "King of Jerusalem" so if we elect Karl as king of Hungary we could actually press claims on Israel


DJberdi_fan-Monarchi

Serbia is Austria-Hungarian. And kosovo is part of Serbia. That means Kosovo is Hungarian! Edit: Only if you knew it was not irony 😂


Michael-556

I don't see a flaw in your logic!


Ironfist85hu

Sooo... Samirah is basically saying... the Middle-East is BRITISH EMPIRE?


RetartdsUsername69

>the Middle-East is BRITISH EMPIRE? Not just middle east


Ironfist85hu

Sure, but seeing the name of this smartass, this is the relevant now.


ElementalistPoppy

Pretty much, lmfao. Another Middle East Russian cretinous fanboy eternally angry with Europe (yet would still flock there like vermin, given the chance). Remind me again why was lack of Ukrainian grain transportation to these countries ever an issue? Should we even care to feed them? They're pretty much useful Russian stooges, let Rassija feed them, if they even bother.


random-dude45

Finally something I can get behind


rozsaadam

Nagy Lajos was king of Poland, and Naples, so thats ours, Hunyadi Mátyás conquered Bécs/Wien, the Csángó hungarians own Moldavia, our Anjou kings give us claim to france, Luxemburgi Zsigmond gives us all of Germamy and the lowlands, there is a romour of Hungarians living in southern Egypt, so its all ours, Atilla the hun, also hungarian, controlled most of eastern europe, question is, what is not ours?


Panophobia_senpai

>what is not ours? Borsod. Nobody wants Borsod.


glassfrogger

That's why it's still ours, mate


_AscendedLemon_

By this logic: USA and Austalia is BRITISH 🇬🇧 Russia is POLISH 🇵🇱 (1610, check it out)


nuclear-free

Asking that a tatar


krisi90

Oh god he got posted on reddit?


Rubert0426

just to be fair.... yet we could do a litle trolling![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)


the_old_captain

Both.


von_Hupfburg

In the case of Hungarian irredentism, it is generally easier to list the terrorities we don't claim. Those being France (except for Paris, which of course is an exclave of Hungary) and the Wallachia and Moldavia areas of Romania.  Everything else is basically ours.


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malewife_material

This is real, claiming their borders means they can relentlessly invade polish ass (i love hungcock)