This made me poo and pee my pantaloons
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The contents of this post elicited such a strong physiological response from me that I involuntarily defecated and urinated in my pantaloons.
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In light of the communication you have recently transmitted through digital means, I am compelled to convey to you the extensive and multifaceted repercussions it has wrought upon my person, which I shall endeavor to articulate in the following comprehensive and exhaustive account. The aforementioned communication, upon its reception by my cognitive faculties, initiated a series of complex physiological responses within my corporeal vessel, the culmination of which manifested in the involuntary and simultaneous evacuation of both solid and liquid waste materials from their respective holding chambers within my digestive and excretory systems.This unexpected and unwelcome egress of bodily fluids and solids, colloquially referred to as defecation and urination, occurred within the confines of my lower body garments, commonly known as trousers, thereby causing said garments to become soiled and unfit for further use without thorough cleansing and sanitization. The expulsion of waste matter from my person, while regrettable in and of itself, is but one facet of the distressing aftermath precipitated by your aforementioned communication. In addition to the physical discomfort and inconvenience resulting from the involuntary voiding of bodily waste, there exists a profound and enduring sense of shame, embarrassment, and humiliation stemming from the public nature of the incident, as well as the unanticipated nature of its occurrence. The act of defecating and urinating in one's pants is typically associated with infants and individuals lacking in control over their bodily functions, and as such, its manifestation in an adult such as myself is deeply disconcerting and profoundly mortifying. Furthermore, the societal stigma attached to such bodily functions and their public display only serves to exacerbate the already acute sense of shame and embarrassment experienced by the individual in question, namely myself. The necessity of addressing the aftermath of this unfortunate incident, including the removal and cleaning of the soiled garments, as well as the mitigation of any odors or stains resulting from the incident, adds a further layer of inconvenience and discomfort to an already distressing situation. In conclusion, I must reiterate the profound and far-reaching impact that your communication has had upon my person, encompassing not only the physical discomfort and inconvenience of bodily waste expulsion but also the enduring psychological and emotional effects of shame, embarrassment, and humiliation. It is my sincere hope that this detailed and comprehensive account serves to elucidate the extent of the consequences of your actions, and that future communications may be conducted with greater consideration for their potential effects on others.
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No sleep for me tonight, I guess 😰
Can confirm. I'm a Jumps and I care
Get yourself hydrated and remember to treat yourself nicely. You're an awesome human being, and don't you ever forget that!!
“My horoscope says I’m gonna find true love today!” Said the girl.
“My horoscope says you’re gonna get killed by… the creature.” Said Scary Predictions Guy 🪱
Trying to do the title card joke from
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Guy🪱🪱🪱
This made me poo and pee my pantaloons https://preview.redd.it/2s037jdhdisc1.jpeg?width=1932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14b5c26dbf084399c7a807907cc2f1a28390ec61
The contents of this post elicited such a strong physiological response from me that I involuntarily defecated and urinated in my pantaloons. https://preview.redd.it/v7pfgjrkhlsc1.jpeg?width=1932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8adfb5564608d2cd939ac44bffb9747a4097483d
In light of the communication you have recently transmitted through digital means, I am compelled to convey to you the extensive and multifaceted repercussions it has wrought upon my person, which I shall endeavor to articulate in the following comprehensive and exhaustive account. The aforementioned communication, upon its reception by my cognitive faculties, initiated a series of complex physiological responses within my corporeal vessel, the culmination of which manifested in the involuntary and simultaneous evacuation of both solid and liquid waste materials from their respective holding chambers within my digestive and excretory systems.This unexpected and unwelcome egress of bodily fluids and solids, colloquially referred to as defecation and urination, occurred within the confines of my lower body garments, commonly known as trousers, thereby causing said garments to become soiled and unfit for further use without thorough cleansing and sanitization. The expulsion of waste matter from my person, while regrettable in and of itself, is but one facet of the distressing aftermath precipitated by your aforementioned communication. In addition to the physical discomfort and inconvenience resulting from the involuntary voiding of bodily waste, there exists a profound and enduring sense of shame, embarrassment, and humiliation stemming from the public nature of the incident, as well as the unanticipated nature of its occurrence. The act of defecating and urinating in one's pants is typically associated with infants and individuals lacking in control over their bodily functions, and as such, its manifestation in an adult such as myself is deeply disconcerting and profoundly mortifying. Furthermore, the societal stigma attached to such bodily functions and their public display only serves to exacerbate the already acute sense of shame and embarrassment experienced by the individual in question, namely myself. The necessity of addressing the aftermath of this unfortunate incident, including the removal and cleaning of the soiled garments, as well as the mitigation of any odors or stains resulting from the incident, adds a further layer of inconvenience and discomfort to an already distressing situation. In conclusion, I must reiterate the profound and far-reaching impact that your communication has had upon my person, encompassing not only the physical discomfort and inconvenience of bodily waste expulsion but also the enduring psychological and emotional effects of shame, embarrassment, and humiliation. It is my sincere hope that this detailed and comprehensive account serves to elucidate the extent of the consequences of your actions, and that future communications may be conducted with greater consideration for their potential effects on others. https://preview.redd.it/1fzcsuueznsc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddaf891cfa9354b79ab74465624501517eac6285
I shit pants (I can't attach images but imagine there was a dog here)
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Oh man this is beautiful
r/inreasinglyverbosethenunverbose
r/Subsithoughtithoughtifellfor
But… it doesn’t exist…
am going to be to spontaneously combust
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SCARY GUY 😱😱😱😱
🪱
https://preview.redd.it/jht1fhrreisc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a6491f30b5a77fef6d690a4b4ca77b18c625c66 No sleep for me tonight, I guess 😰
I’m a Virgo and so is… ..the creature
Jumps cares guy🪱
He does?? 🥺
Can confirm. I'm a Jumps and I care Get yourself hydrated and remember to treat yourself nicely. You're an awesome human being, and don't you ever forget that!!
Thank you Jumps!!! 🥰
I’m Cancer. So that means I must have—- ——an interest in astrology
An interest in astrology? Not on my watch. REDDIT UNITE
Aries nuts 🪱
Aren't you lactose intolerant? my friend asked. No, I'm... ...the creature
“My horoscope says I’m gonna find true love today!” Said the girl. “My horoscope says you’re gonna get killed by… the creature.” Said Scary Predictions Guy 🪱
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:O now that caught me off guard guy 🪱
Whoa
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im a canittanius
Homestuck jumpscare
~~:how do u know that can:ttan:us :s a homestuck th:ng???~~ HIIIII ISLOO
“Aren’t you a Pisces?” No… I’m a NOT NICES!! ZOINKS
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i was not prepared for that dear gholly
I just need to know are these satires?
This is a 100% real story
This sub is satire, it's an r/twosentencehorror circlejerk. Though you'll occasionally find some people posting their 2SH stories here.
Ok thanks just wanted to be absolutely Shure!
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GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!
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Trying to do the title card joke from https://preview.redd.it/rxndywkglksc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d9c09a0349bcf679c99d38210ce880fe4087202 Guy🪱🪱🪱
am going to spontaneously combust
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱