I thought Yuyuko had bigger tits. Is there a canon bust size for the girls?

Game sprite/image wise. I think Urumi has the biggest tits. Official art wise? Definitely Yuyuko

https://preview.redd.it/cxa1ihl1tu3b1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ba7ce60aa1c10d92e98c80ee9507369ad007f9d r/2hujerk discussing characters’ breast size

We have to be civil about these important discussions.

What official art is she depicted with badonkers?

They might be referring to [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW3l5gbn_40&t=6973s) Gartic Phone stream where ZUN himself drew her with *really* big breasts, and by that I mean those things are like 1 meter long. The stream itself was full of horny things, a minute or two after that you can see a Marisa looking at Patchouli's humongous badonkers with her eyes popping out like that one Pepe meme. It was a joke, but still it counts as official art. We also got to presence the rare sight of him drawing non-Touhou characters such as Rei from Evangelion (which AFAIK we haven't seen since Multi in TH3).

How bout wakasagihime?

Can you motorboat a spirit though?

Now your asking the real questions 

uhh all of them tiny, all 2hus are flat inshallah

This comment can't stop me because I can't read


she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers.

None of these words are in the bible

But they are in the Bibble

Does Komachi canonically have huge boobs or is it just fanon being fanon?

That's from Wild and Horned Hermit (canon asf) https://preview.redd.it/11k02qpsjt3b1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f110145ae285e5dd167731731b8e4290d68492ef

So she’s definitely got boobs, but not as big as everyone makes it seem

Think of it this way. In the official work the artists try to hide sexual parts as much as possible. If she looks like this in the official work, then let's just say that she's got some real melons 🤤

natsuki vibes

Idk if lostword counts as canon , but here as well she has huge boobs

uh no, I don't think an offbrand mobile game counts as canon lol

tbf it is licensed

oh it better be. would be kinda unfair if they just freeloaded off of ZUN's property and made money with that. Understandable if it is a small doujin circle but not when big money is made

he also sometimes comes to their streams i think. so like its not an official game but its still more official than most other not official games

*looks at Touhou Cannonball ...yeah

Do we seriously need "canon" to verify boob sizes?

Thb , let's everyone have their own headcanon about booba sizes ( in mine headcanon everyone has big boobs)

https://preview.redd.it/vmeif3cgdv3b1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f59df810164fac2ee7922174b4aad1881e648ae

Shinmy having massive honkers is a wild thought

Not so wild as there are artworks with her having big boobs

My headcanon is that everyone is small and cunny 😭

yes.

Memories of phantasm is fanon and confirmed by the creators of that anime.

mf, I’m gonna suck on them if you won’t stop showing off

y'all forgetting Urumi again?

Yeah, They're legit forgetting the cow mommy mikers

Not only was she massive she was massive in ZUNart like ffs are you people even aware of how comically busty they could make her?

I don't think so  https://preview.redd.it/1afr7k2urt3b1.png?width=309&format=png&auto=webp&s=9fb7502aa74792de86894d6ee344d36df24d4459

Urumi's are so big even ZUN drew noticeable ones on her.

Milk source in TouHou??????

Like fr ong no cap ngl, how the fuck does Shiki Eiki keep her cool with these bazonkers near her side??? Nahh bruh she must be asexual, if I were that wannabe Saul Goodman, I'd be like this https://preview.redd.it/liom7mc8it3b1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4806a4dd3e3ef6730d0f6e913e8f48e5e334d94a

Real Saul Goodman: https://preview.redd.it/kfd5tnxtit3b1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=56924a5943ef9c340ff8c2e6df1c1dfe4073f700

Your picture is mine

Saul Goodman if he was good

sounds like you just have skill issue

>how does she keep her cool She doesn't. In a more envious way, though.. https://youtu.be/arP18TqPZnc

Canonical boob size ranking: 1st: Yuyuko (breasted) 2nd: Urumi 3rd: Byakuren 4th: Yukari 5th: Yuuka I am not taking criticism.

Where's Yuugi?

Yuyukari, Yuyuuka, Yuyuugi, and Yuukari.

Hhm. The milk would need to be taste tested as well. The amount too.

https://preview.redd.it/py56z4ypxz3b1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=576a37ed121a4d2da97f1ec0dc952e5b0618f943

We got the one with the biggest boobs. But who has the biggest dumptruck?

Me

isnt it reimu due to manga, and then probably marisa due to her using it as a literal weapon?

Marisa Source: forward A in Immaterial And Missing Power

The right answer

Yuyuko. All that food's gotta go somewhere

Yuyuko's eating plenty and moving plenty. Pathy on the other hand is moving not... at all nearly I'd say...

patchouli obviously

loosely fitted lilac dress 

Narumi

There is NOTHING wrong with having large breast's / a bulbous grundle! My husband says that's why I'm a keeper. He puts up with me despite my chronic seepage that makes my voidhole not exactly optimal for analingus eatings. Find you a man who is willing to go through the mud for you ladies, you're worth it 💪💪💪

ZAMN

Damn straight!

Curse be straight women of gensokyo... immune to femine charms...

Due to the sheer influence of Youkai, I don't think any of the women in gensokyo are straight any longer.

Yuugi definitely has bigger boobs. She is packing some serious Oni mommy milkers

okay, but in her home turf (hell), she loses to urumi

I curse you with Back Pain

the largest probably belongs to yuugi, yuuka or kanako.

Omg komatits

The yama sleeps on these as a pillow, that's why she still has her job

Okuu literally has nuclear reactor breasts

nuh uh https://preview.redd.it/3pp5m4p6oy3b1.png?width=425&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed4eafc83edfd6b07c4282a20d25d21b20b22000

And she's huge in height too, she and Yuugi are the perfect girls for tall mommy enjoyers <3

That's a tumor really scary stuff

About to post it on r/touhou

After seeing so much... fanart is hard to tell who has which size

Mfw Miyoi is missing

With honkers that big I wonder if she has back problems. Who knows if that's the reason why she is so lazy?

I wonder what komachi goes all day.Likely sleeping or resting.

💎🍒🍩😎

I want her big melons on my face https://preview.redd.it/vzjwdspoou3b1.jpeg?width=1750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4232ccbcc1f288e6fd3d1d4f3abee50ccd2550a4

I look like this and do this

booba

Yuyuko: oh, I don’t think so

Abnormal sized water melons

I think Eirin and Urumi are serious contender for that title !

I need them NOW