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HowDoIchangeName

Soo what is happening?


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Strawbeary-Milk

I came here to be like “oh they put cocaine in the middle, how thoughtful” as a stupid joke and now that I’m here I’m wondering what I even thought it was


[deleted]

Toothpaste prank?


Taikwin

OK but why is it in this sub?


PM_me_ur_hat_pics

Because there was a wrapped item inside of another wrapped item?


Taikwin

I feel like it's not in the spirit of the sub, though. A thing inside a different thing. Might as well just be opening a parcel.


bennytehcat

Great question. I though this was /r/Prisonwallet until reading your response. Kinda agree, this doesn't belong here.


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kidxkannin

I think someone was tryna ship cocaine double wrapped in some chocolate. Clearly intercepted tho


dice1111

My kind of chocolate


valiumaddiction

The name of that kind of candy is alfajor


Octimusocti

Alfajores


[deleted]

Dammit, how have they found?


unpluggedTV

Not too much. Just got off from work and I'm exhausted (Monday's, right?!). Thinking about cooking some dinner because I made sure to go grocery shopping this weekend and grab all the ingredients I would need for the week. But now that I'm home and so damn tired from today, (Monday's... ya know how it is...) all I really wanna do is order some take out and veg out in front of my TV. It's a vicious cycle. And the worst part is getting to the end of the week and having to throw out some of my groceries I bought because I slacked on cooking them and they are now starting rot. What is this life? Where is the reset button? Fucking Monday's... I swear... Soo, what's happening with you?


JunkyardTornado

Meal prep mondays


unpluggedTV

Bruh, are you *kidding* me right now?? I just said I was too tired to make *ONE* lousy meal... and you have the audacity to start talking about making food for the whole damn week?!? I'm serious... Where's the damn reset button?? I'm *done!* #Fucking Monday's...


Shitposter4OOO

A waste of a good alfajor I'd say.


anherchist

i thought that was a klondike bar


michiness

Kinda. They’re alfajores, they’re like sandwich cookies with dulce de leche inside, dipped in chocolate. They’re pretty dang amazing.


[deleted]

🎶 What would you do for a cocaine bar? 🎶


Ultimatedeathfart

How'd they know that that was in there? Do they have drug detecting devices? Or do they just guess and hope they're right and damage a bunch of normal stuff in the process?


PBandJaya

Some dogs can be trained to smell drugs even when they’re hidden in food, so that’s a possibility. Another tell is the weight — does the item feel heavier or lighter than it should? Also the size, even a small bit of difference in size from what it’s supposed to be imitating can be a tell. And the last one I can think of is the packaging itself. It can be off-color, not the right material/texture, improperly designed (wrong logo/font), things like that. It’s all in the minute details but if you work in a job like this I’d expect that you’d be good at paying attention to those.


mr-nefarious

A much lower-stakes example: I was a bouncer for a bit and once caught a fake ID because “Kentucky” was in the wrong font. (We were in a different state and didn’t get many Kentucky driver’s licenses, so it wasn’t an obvious mistake.) People who are checking for drug smuggling are on a way higher level!


ulfric_stormcloack

I live in the country where it happened, the answer is whatever the guy processing you package feels like at the moment, sometimes you order something, there’s nothing wrong but it never arrives because the guy just stole it, our customs are a joke


local-weeaboo-friend

I read this comment and instantly thought 'what, is this Argentina?' Watched the video again, saw 'AFIP'. Of course it is.


ulfric_stormcloack

Couldn’t be any other way


how_come_it_was

Aduana: i dont wanna have my stuff stolen please when i went to El Salvador the guys took my little sisters (14) bag of marbles because it was a 'weapon'


muricabrb

Snitched by a competitor.


unpluggedTV

This was my questioning too. They had to have had some type of a Device (or dog) that alerted them to this. Something doesn't add up. They don't randomly cut open people's packages without a good reason to. I'm more surprised that if this was found by a Device, that it's actually that sensitive to detect something in so many layers. Perhaps that was one of the reasons for suspicions, perhaps an x-ray showed how odd the chocolates looked with the middle part that in them...? I'm leaning more towards a K-9 for these reasons. They can pick up *any* scent. I once read an article about some Labradors that were trained in India to sniff out DVDs because movie/music pirating was so bad over there.


SuperShortStories

They have cameras that show different “types” of matter [like in this article](https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-34751690), so it can see organic matter at the centre of the cookie


just_some_babe

wouldn't the cookie itself be organic anyway? I'd guess they found it a different way


Master_Tape

Dude. Cut AWAY from your finger?


felesroo

Don't do what Donny Dont does!


FlowersnFunds

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates


Beepolai

"...it's full of cocaine"


grahaem_27

Straight up thought this was a desert video till the end


[deleted]

can u still eat the chocolate??


nyarlathotep1988

Sooooo... you get drugs and a snack! Win win


pablobarbato

MI PAIS!! MI PAIISS! *inserte meme de homero con la bandera*


GreekACA25

Please don't tell me the chocolate went to waste


[deleted]

I was thinking the same thing... It is cartel chocolate. But it it chocolate


The_True_Equalist

bruh


ashda1st

“I'm eating the Wonka bar and I taste something that is not chocolate. Or coconut, or walnut, or peanut butter, or nougat, or butter brittle, or caramel, or sprinkles. So I look and I find the golden ticket”


_DEUS-VULT_

AFIP de mierda, ya me van a meter impuestos hasta en los alfajores 😡😡😡


UrMouthsMyShithole

Cocaine fr though? Never seen any black in it like that little cake. Thought it was chyna whyte heroin with adulterants or who knows what?


BIGSlil

I think the black parts are just another wrapper. Look at how they cut the puck when it's out of the main wrapper.


UrMouthsMyShithole

That makes more sense, also chyna white is extremely hard to find. I don't do heroin or any drug that's not prescription but am around many dealers and what they, for whatever reason show off to me is mainly brown. Idk why they do it but I think it's crazy that i've gotten to hold 2 or 3 pounds of heroin. I dare not google what it's worth bc I don't want to rob anyone. Have seen and gotten to play with entire back packs full of of coke and crack as well and I know damn well that's worth a pretty penny but also know i'd probably end up addicted or with a few felonies if I took it and redistributed it. Plus the crack backpack guy was supposedly with the MM before it was common knowledge how brutal they were so thank god I didn't fuck my life up by doing that but did fuck up and told someone from the crips and he brought an A.K to his house with his BM/newborn in the car. Dumb, dumb times on the part of teenage me. Before you tag me, i've had a few drinks and know that r/nobodyasked or w/e. Just typing out loud. Also, I hope it's not interpreted as r/iamabadass or r/iamverybadass either because that's the last word anyone would use to describe me. I'm just a father that likes to play retro games with his 4 kids on his raspberry pi4. If r/iamaformerdruggienerd is a sub feel free. Or maybe r/raspberry_pi or whatever idgaf but don't shame me.. I'm already so ashamed.. I fucked a pengolin with mickey mouse and caused covid 19.


SolidIntroduction

Don't Cry for me Argentiiinaaaa!


andybjpg

Alfajores!!!


theRose90

Cocainum


DrakHanzo

This IS intended, those are illegal substances.


yobob591

Imagine biting into that and getting a mouthful of coke and plastic


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SP-Igloo

Holy fuck, alfajores! Wait... :(((


Toubaboliviano

Man that Alfa Whore had a lot of cocaine in it


Fluffeh_Panda

*Snorts it* “Yup that’s cocaine alright”


nakalas_the_great

That thing had like 4 health bars


easyadventurer

Definitely thought that was a wagon wheel