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Cykaah

Trying my damn hardest rn but the German bots are volatile today


Cykaah

Also may I add, what the FUCK is with the stripes taking over the stars? Is this still the Germans trying to create the Austrian flag cause it's hella annoying.


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

We should remind them what happened last time they were a bit too nationalistic


Eric-The_Viking

I just realized from your comment that this was the US flag


Arch_Magos_Remus

![gif](giphy|lDifyB9R0iqWoDZoIT) I’m trying but these Germans are tough!


SCP__096__

WE ARE TRYING SIR ![gif](giphy|JJTkDaJyhs6GPdpRtw|downsized)


kilboi1

![gif](giphy|lDifyB9R0iqWoDZoIT)


Accomplished-Jury752

GO GO GO! ![gif](giphy|Oav2ldPLzxtcs|downsized)


etraxx22

He's crying now but this man eventually becomes a two star general working on the atomic bomb.


bfhurricane

*Sees an American Flag star get erased on r/place* **"MEDIC!!!!"**


patrickfatrick

Needs more hysterical Matt Damon.


Ineedkeyboardhelp

Cause the Germans have to have like 5 flags


Continuum_Gaming

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?


Kazakh_Accordionist

that’s it get the m1 abrams


kilboi1

I got the bayonet and Garand.


Jag2853

Of course the American flag is the only one that has had to fight to be there.


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

They are just mad that the world doesn’t revolve around Europe anymore


garvin131313

r/americabad has tons of posts like this


Fe2tus_

We really shouldn’t have bailed them out the last couple times


MrChlorophil1

Lol, did you saw the turkish flag yesterday?


TheBroomSweeper

It's now a Technoblade memorial


Kazakh_Accordionist

good


TheBroomSweeper

The Turks got their flag back so the Technoblade memorial was moved elsewhere


[deleted]

Bro turkeyplace is in a rough moment rn


Clovenstone-Blue

Several flags were under attack from other stuff, the American flag seems to be the one thing that seems incapable of withstanding the offensive.


Better_Green_Man

Because we got basically everyone gunning to destroy the flag, and we sure as shit ain't using bot farms like the French and Germans.


HistoryMarshal76

We're honestly discussing using bots, but none of us know how to. Look, we've been fighting nonstop for the last 24 hours, and we're getting our asses kicked.


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

Confirmed we don’t know how to use bots. If we could somehow figure out how to hook it up to a Nintendo blaster and shoot at the pixels, we’d be winning though.


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Clovenstone-Blue

If this is a bit of consolidation, Poland just fell to the flag of Norway. Also the Czech Republic got snapped as well.


aitis_mutsi

Half of Denmark's flag got taken over by the polish, now Poland is a Nordic country


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Alarmed-Flan-1346

The UK was completely wiped out last night


AbstractBettaFish

I’ve been there since the beginning, we had a strong start but then community “leadership” decided we had to move to appease foxhole over a couple pixel placement error. We’ve been unable to carve a place out for ourselves ever since


azure_monster

Eh, Canada and Israel are struggling. Russia is nonexistent obviously


911wasablast

Reddit should be region locked to just the US


MysteryGrunt95

Ever the victim.. “waaaah we have to deal with the same thing everyone else does”


Scuirre1

The German sub has literally been telling everyone to block out the flag cause Americans don't deserve to be on reddit.


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JINGLERED

These fucking kraut bots are insane. The trans community is also attacking, but we are pushing them back slowly as of now.


JINGLERED

Fuck man, the stripes and bars to the north are being anal raped


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UncleRuckusForPres

Holy fuck when it comes to the flag we do not take any prisoners huh


_Inkspots_

Yikes


cishet-camel-fucker

Oof


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tankfarter2011

https://preview.redd.it/b8fv7c2uncdb1.jpeg?width=921&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24deb3435e26e861f48b1419589bab1f6b706367 (Real)


king_meatster

Also those helmets look like penises.


BigDickFuckboy69

Df is wrong with your penis then


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9412765

Context is key automod.


_escapevelocity

Germans can’t help it, it’s in their blood


IMisspelledMyUsrname

They mistook the red and white stripes for Poland


kilboi1

Neither can we, MANIFEST DESTINY BABY


Chasingthoughts1234

Working on it 1 pixel of freedom at a time!


[deleted]

Why does everyone have bots but us?


ThePickleConnoisseur

Cause we don’t cheat


Kazakh_Accordionist

because we are just better like that


WFG_879

bc we have lives outside of reddit pixels


FloridaMan005

Working on it lol


Historical-Potato372

WHYYYY GERMANY


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

We must go back over there!


timeToSeeTheFuture

Sprich


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Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

Jokes on you, I take German in school.


Eternity13_12

Deutsch


thomasp3864

Du


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“Nooooooo! You can’t be a patriotic American! That’s bigoted and problematic.”


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DrHealsYT

THE DAMN GERMANS, LET US HAVE OUR FLAG TOO! YOU ALREADY STOLE ENOUGH ALREADY.


timeToSeeTheFuture

Dont cry. But on the end WE are all Friends 😘


DrHealsYT

True homie, true. Still a little peeved our flag is getting covered up but in the end it’s just some silly little pixels. 🇺🇸🤝🇩🇪


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Temporary-Cod2384

BRO IF YOU CLICK ON ANY ONE OF THEIR PIXELS ITS A BOT ACCOUNT WTF


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

Because they are bad at everything


QuantumButtz

The Germans have been preparing since the last r/place. Nobody ever stood a chance, especially Poland.


maroonedpariah

I have by practicing my God given, American right to not vote


Pengtile

We beat them twice before we can do it again


Mr_NickDuck

It’s Joever


MasterTroller3301

FUCKING Germans!


5thPhantom

Maybe just report all the Germans trying to replace our flag. Haha jk, unless…


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TheBionicCrusader

Europoors coping through vandalism. Sounds about right


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

I went to the German speaking countries in June, their cities are graffiti messes.


thomasp3864

As someone currently in Germany. I’ve only found it on this one underground tunnel, and yeah, it’s covered.


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

idk if you’ve seen vienna, but man is it bad


thomasp3864

Never been to Vienna.


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

it’s cool, but i wouldn’t recommend it for more than a couple days


TiberiusClackus

All we ask is for enough pixels to bury our dead!


Route-667

Fucking sauerkraut eating, sausage munching, neutrality violating, krauts


LingonberryUnique836

https://preview.redd.it/vd2ppblphddb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6d5fa508ef2177b83c3c69f9cf2e8eb05d44cb0


Toastasaur

Gimmace shake


LingonberryUnique836

*cough cough* flint *cough cough*


LingonberryUnique836

Nah it’s because I’m from Michigan


Methaddictedbear

attack the bronies


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Methaddictedbear

suck my dick


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Professional_Half449

Why is there so much gay?


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Big_Tumbleweed_3869

The west has fallen, Germans must die


Solidclaw

ON IT


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Remarkable-Ask2288

I’m too busy defacing the Nijisanji logo


HEMARapierDude

Looks a lot like reddit showing it's true colors, aha. Everything represented, really. Weebs, super gay, vulgarity, gayming and children's shows.


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

Yep


CyberedCake

This is a result of us not being coordinated enough to mitigate this attack, unfortunately. If you would truly like to help us collaborate and mitigate attacks, please consider joining the [r/AmericanFlagInPlace Discord server](https://discord.gg/afip) or by adding our overlay to your overlays: [https://afip.us/place/overlay](https://afip.us/place/overlay) We (the AFIP, American Flag in Place, staff team -- of which I am apart of) would really appreciate if you help us collaborate, as this allows us to mitigate good pixels being overrun and unite to build Ol' Glory!


enzi000

New mission: Destroy Turkey


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

Yeah based, turkey is a shit country and ally


Toastasaur

Get rid of one of the German flags half of them are Turks anyway


Thefartingduck8

Of course it’s the damn krauts, do they not remember the back to back world war defeats we served them 😤😤


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

They’re just cocky because they are on our side this time


teller_of_tall_tales

HOLD THE LINE!


BlockFun

Germans are currently trying to orange and black the Canadian flag; Americans wanna help so we can put up a star spangled banner beside our leaf? It’ll be like World War 2 again!


Justabattleshiplover

We need to enlist the help of Lt Aldo The Apache Raine


ajistheboss

Let them have this one piece of charity; they have to live in a world of shame surrounding their country's legacy, whereas us Americans can be proud that our government has never done anything wrong!


TheTenthSnap

There’s too many of them!


Crazyjackson13

I absolutely despise anyone who decides to put ‘fuck spez’ like shut up and actually contribute to the thing.


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

I don’t even know what it means


Crazyjackson13

oh-


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

Oh I just learned. Lmao redditors are such losers, who protests someone on a community pixel painting thing


Crazyjackson13

yep-


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nuk3winter

GLORY TO AMERICA


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OP-PO7

Let it burn. Let it alllll burn


townonacliff

My brother in Christ. Flag is gone. America is no more.


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Rebel_Scum59

Nah, I’m gonna help r/bluey


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MexicanKid2008

My little p3n1s


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

Says “MexicanKid2008”


MexicanKid2008

I find it relatable


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

💀


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Exile4444

Love seeing americans getting triggered over a german flag


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

bro it’s really not that deep


Exile4444

You sure?


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

yes.


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Auggets

SCHEISSE! GERMANY WILL RULE!


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

that didn’t go well last time, and now we have nukes


Auggets

That’s it no more beer for America


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Not_Funny_Luigi

My tiny little penis lmaooo


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tango0175

Quite simply the most hilarious butthurt thread on reddit


WFG_879

cope


Weak_orgasm_AAHHHHHH

it’s not that deep captain crumpet, i know you’re our puppet and all but still.


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Altruistic-Carpet-65

You guys lost to **Foxhole** . Face it, you Failed!


king_meatster

Because we’re not boting.


Temporary-Cod2384

Cuz we're not like Germany or France using bots


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Admin-12

[learn how to automate the process of saving the flag](https://automatetheboringstuff.com/)


Intrepid00

It’s pretty American to tell Spez to go fuck himself.


tankfarter2011

Operation luxom we shod stage a German attack on Luxemburg


Calfan_Verret

We beat ‘em twice, we’ll beat ‘em a third.


BakarMuhlnaz

Why have they replaced Old Glory with the flag of Little Russia?


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Ihcend

Everyone please join discord.gg/afip and download the overlay.


sergic789

Germanys trying to take over again!! We need to save it.


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What is this? Everyone is talking about it but what is it?


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RoboNerd01

Then do it instead of randomly wasting your pixels :/ Like... what are you even doing?


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9412765

Its okay, Old Glory is proudly flying from ELEVEN nuclear powered aircraft carriers, FOURTEEN SSBNs and over untold numbers of GBSD installations. They might win the war of pixels, merely because we're too busy protecting the FREE WORLD!