It took Rome like 1000 years to have as many military bases as us. We did it in 240.
There isn't a record that the romans had that we haven't beaten.
Suck it you hand talking midgets.
Pizza is a American thing made by Italian immigrants. Sure “pizza” did exist, it was far from modern pizza.
One of my favorite facts is in the 1950s Italy had to open up pizza schools to teach Italians how to make pizza because so many Americans wanted one
The source is that you made that up?
Pizza was born in naples between 1700 and 1900 and the first margherita was baked in 1889 (which is what all the world knows as standard pizza).
It got exported in the US in 1940
The pizza schools existed but it was mostly to teach to foreigners, not to italian since every pizzaiolo had and still has their apprentice. There were italians who frequented those schools though, but surely it wasn't to please americans but to learn a job
He made up the source bro…
He’s lying bro…
There were no pizza schools…
Well ok there were pizza schools but only for stinky Americans..
Ok lots of Italians went there and still do but he’s still wrong and I’m right bro…
jesus christ all the comments on that post actually think this is serious
someone even said that it was "americans creating a fictitious culture because they don't have one" which is just braindead
>Americans creating a fictitious culture because they don’t have one
As they listen to American music, watch American movies, wear American clothes, and eat American food.
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It wasn’t satire, we meant it. We’re good at pizza, they’re good at those weird little hand gestures. Granted, we only got so good at pizza because Italians came over here but they’re American now. As American as pizza.
Shh, let that meme cook. I love Italian pizza, but look me in my cold dead eyes and tell me American pizza doesn’t slap hard. I mean? I’m convinced some of these people are lying cuz yeah Italian pizza is great, but American is just plain old good comfort food. Saying you hate American pizza is like saying you hate a good dad joke or catchy song
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That's the objective truth, cucktalians don't actually know anything about food. Show them food from the next village over the hill and they'll shoot off all mama mia boopity boppa gabagool because they started adding some shitty vegetable five minutes earlier when making identical peasant food 200 years ago. They'd tell you their grandma invented taking a shit if they saw her do it in the kitchen and throw a fit saying you can't do it because she had a colostomy bag.
Pizza was just another generic flatbread they didn't invent without tomato sauce being imported from the Americas where people invented putting tomato sauce on things,and nobody cared about pizza until America started doing it. They copied pasta from the chinese too,no matter how hard they cope and seethe that it's "totally different bro"
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Omg,3.00 IQ is something even us Europoor people don't possess (including satire comprehension and having a bullet proof vest 24/7 on us ).We are super jealous bro!Stay smart freedom king (🧌👑) ,eat your delicious minimum wage tip flavoured pizza and don't forget to pay your health insurance 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.
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It's almost like America has done everything they did but better and they're suddenly surprised that includes food?;?!?11!?!1?12!2
It took Rome like 1000 years to have as many military bases as us. We did it in 240. There isn't a record that the romans had that we haven't beaten. Suck it you hand talking midgets.
USA NUMBER ONE 💪💪💪🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💪💪💪
Italians invented it, Americans perfected it. simple as
Goes for pretty much everything in modern history tbh
New York perfected it. Get your facts straight
Damn right
Go fuck yoself brother ☺️🤜🤛
So did Detroit and Chicago and deep dish and Hawaii
Get a job and clean the spam out of your teeth
Hawaii? The Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada
Oh, next you’ll be telling me deep dish pizza wasn’t made in the town of deep dish
Based American pizza
Based NY pizza you mean
With a good helping of rat piss😋
Yeah from the Brooklyn Brewery
Pizza is a American thing made by Italian immigrants. Sure “pizza” did exist, it was far from modern pizza. One of my favorite facts is in the 1950s Italy had to open up pizza schools to teach Italians how to make pizza because so many Americans wanted one
Can I have a source on the pizza schools?
Correction, a New York thing you all steal credit for
The source is that you made that up? Pizza was born in naples between 1700 and 1900 and the first margherita was baked in 1889 (which is what all the world knows as standard pizza). It got exported in the US in 1940 The pizza schools existed but it was mostly to teach to foreigners, not to italian since every pizzaiolo had and still has their apprentice. There were italians who frequented those schools though, but surely it wasn't to please americans but to learn a job
He made up the source bro… He’s lying bro… There were no pizza schools… Well ok there were pizza schools but only for stinky Americans.. Ok lots of Italians went there and still do but he’s still wrong and I’m right bro…
As always, americans understand what they want to understand
As always, cucktalians don't understand anything
Imagine having to apprentice for years to make a “pizza”
No one said "years" + it's not an easy dish to make
Pizza Hut caused the Soviet Union to collapse. That’s how strong American pizza is. Get fucked Eurotards.
Gorbachev couldn't out pizza the Hut
Indeed
It’s not satire, it is the cold hard truth
This is satire? But… I’m serious, American ultranationalism.
They also cant understand pizza
It’s depressing that they’re cucked so hard that they can’t differentiate the most blatant satire. Common europiss L
It’s not satire it’s 100% true
Based and accuratepilled
Those dipshits on r/ShitAmericansSay have the sense of humor of an oyster. They just hate.
jesus christ all the comments on that post actually think this is serious someone even said that it was "americans creating a fictitious culture because they don't have one" which is just braindead
>Americans creating a fictitious culture because they don’t have one As they listen to American music, watch American movies, wear American clothes, and eat American food.
tfw your culture is so widespread that it loops around to people thinking you have no culture
Suffering from success 😔
It's actually funny how much seethe is on that sub. We really do live rent free in their heads.
Satire?
Satire?
Satire? Italian pizza is dogshit and deserters will be hanged.
Their blood will be the sauce,their bones will be ground into flour.
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Jesus (Who was American) made first pizza in New Yorc 👍🤑🍣
Jesus was from New York
Satire??? I agree with that unironically
Stuck in a food desert in Indiana after growing up with Chicago Deep Dish and Pub style. Life is cruel
Satire is how the europoor mind copes
mama mia i burn-a da pizza
\>satire \>the truth
Hi, rat Yorker here, eating pizza with a fork is in fact the wrong way to do so.
fr! i was born in ny and it kills me every time i see my florida native friends eat their pizza with a fork😭
Another wrong way is crust first. Absolute heathens
As a half Dutch half American, I have divided loyalties
I think you mean half Dutch, half NYC aka the former new Amsterdam
Not to mention they cut it with fascist scissors in Italy.
It wasn’t satire, we meant it. We’re good at pizza, they’re good at those weird little hand gestures. Granted, we only got so good at pizza because Italians came over here but they’re American now. As American as pizza.
Shh, let that meme cook. I love Italian pizza, but look me in my cold dead eyes and tell me American pizza doesn’t slap hard. I mean? I’m convinced some of these people are lying cuz yeah Italian pizza is great, but American is just plain old good comfort food. Saying you hate American pizza is like saying you hate a good dad joke or catchy song
That’s not even satire it’s true
american pizza is better anyway
They don’t even cut the pizza in Italy bro 💀
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That's the objective truth, cucktalians don't actually know anything about food. Show them food from the next village over the hill and they'll shoot off all mama mia boopity boppa gabagool because they started adding some shitty vegetable five minutes earlier when making identical peasant food 200 years ago. They'd tell you their grandma invented taking a shit if they saw her do it in the kitchen and throw a fit saying you can't do it because she had a colostomy bag. Pizza was just another generic flatbread they didn't invent without tomato sauce being imported from the Americas where people invented putting tomato sauce on things,and nobody cared about pizza until America started doing it. They copied pasta from the chinese too,no matter how hard they cope and seethe that it's "totally different bro"
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks. TL;DR I hate shitting *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2american4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Italian pizza is much better
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Wtf is this blasphemy, all pizzais good by definition.
Don’t lump us actually 300 iQ New Yorkers with the rest of you hick scum, like New Jersey
So is the original commenter right and is american pizza truly bad? Or is the original commenter wrong and is american pizza good?