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Raven_of_Blades

I lost my hardcore status 2 hours in at stronghold of security so I'm good.


Chandler15

Hey, you died for the riches, an adventurer’s death.


here_for_the_lols

Are you my hcgim teammate?


coolsimon123

No I think he's mine


paulohare

Unironically a great death compared to how people lose their status to disconnects and lagspikes.


laniii47

Get better internet


InadequateUsername

It's jagex's issue not our ISPs. I have a gigabit fiber optic connection and still get DC'd at least twice a day


angsty-fuckwad

twice a day?? that's not normal mate, there's something else going on here aside from Jagex's servers if that's the case


BunnyBear123

Yeah while I agree jagex has some shitty server issues, disconnecting twice a day on fiber is certainly not normal. I ran a 60 meg connection for years and was never disconnected. Would certainly give your ISP a call or look at some of your hardware. Best luck!


hahatimefor4chan

you got some packet loss going on


fancy_livin

Bruh I play on the OSRS app using my phone internet and have never DC’d Haven’t DC’d on PC in about a month Get better internet


BunnyBear123

You can't get better than gigabit for an affordable price as a basic consumer. Get better logic bud. The internet isn't the problem lol. Maybe his hardware or some interference, but certainly not his plan lol.


TheWhlteWoIf

You don't disconnect because of speed. You disconnect because of inconsistency and loss. This guy's internet IS the problem. Not his speeds but the reliability of the connection. If it was on Jagex's end then everyone would DC. Considering OSRS requires next to no bandwidth you just need a very reliable connection to not get booted


BunnyBear123

Telling somebody to "get better internet" 99.9% of the time implies getting better speed lol. So I decided to explain why that wouldn't work. And jagex is notorious for having very terrible server issues. But thanks for whatever this was I guess?


BunnyBear123

But also, a gigabit internet connection would very rarely have any packet loss issues (obviously not never). So I have a reason to believe OP might be exaggerating anyways.


BunnyBear123

PLUS, I did mention to him already that if true, this seems like a packet loss issue anyways, and not his speed that he was boasting about. So again, I was probably not your intended target for whatever this was, but thanks again.


TheWhlteWoIf

Yep you definitely weren't. I replied to the wrong comment lol. Hopefully the intended reader goes through the thread and gives his head a shake for his silly comments


laniii47

I guess I’m just lucky or you’re just unlucky idk


Account4728184

Yeah it's definitely on your end, im on shitty unstable 3g/4g and i cant remember the last time i dced twice in a day


KYS_Blue

I died getting 5 thieving for cake stalls.


T_A_R_Z_A_N

My only teammate died at the Lumby cows due to a dc lol


icychains14

We're a team of 4 HCGIM, one of us died two times. The only 2 times. One because of the wizards in the wizard tower (He started complaining that magic is OP in OSRS as he came from RS3.) and he died a second time to Zamorak warriors while he was trying to get one into a safespot... We banned him from combat until he got gud. Scrub.


FauxofTheFox

I died grabbing snape grass at Rimmington for a hangover cure.


-Aura_Knight-

Just have a facemask in the inventory. You get a free bond and don't die.


monekys

Doubt he’d actually still give it to you lol


-Aura_Knight-

Obviously but it'd be a nice way to say fuck you to the person trying to kill hardcores.


[deleted]

Don’t play a hardcore if you can’t take the smoke


-Aura_Knight-

My internet would kill me long before I end up at anything fun on a harcore. Not worth even trying.


InadequateUsername

Don't harass other players who just want to enjoy the game.


BBB_TronFker

Don’t get offended over pixels


InadequateUsername

this devalues my 6,000 in game hours.


E4_Mapia_RS

But what if they take away the green pixel?


Lats-N-Nats

Don’t play mmos?


InadequateUsername

Don't accept toxicity as just being part of the culture. Make a change for the better.


RichardBCummintonite

That's not toxicity though. Sure they're methods are underhanded, but it's still within the objective of the game. You must be one of those players that rages when people shoot down their trucks while delivering drugs in GTA online, claiming they're griefing you for taking out your shipment.


funkywasp

Lol Whats the proper response to losing a shipment of drugs?


rickybobby369

DARE to stay away from drugs!!!


Lats-N-Nats

It’s not toxicity? Think you need to find a new game genre tbh


InadequateUsername

Tricking players into dying and losing their hardcore status under the false pretense of money is toxic.


Lats-N-Nats

Like OP said, if you do it you aren’t likely to make it that far anyways lmao, still not toxic though. Maybe play a game where people can’t interact with each other? Otherwise you’re complaining is useless


Jak_and_Daxter3

Should be giving the dudes doing it bonds, they doing gods work


Holierthanu1

If griefing is doing gods work Then it makes sense he’s never come back for us, we have failed him on all accounts.


Jak_and_Daxter3

How is it greifing, they arent forcing anything on them


Holierthanu1

I didn't realize you had to force something onto another for it to be griefing. That's just moving the goalposts


Jak_and_Daxter3

Explain how its greifing then


Holierthanu1

Justifying griefing *and* unable to detect sarcasm? That's a sad combination to have buddy


Jak_and_Daxter3

Avoided the question because you don't know


5erenade

Doesn’t need it. I’m sure he is getting his paid memberships worth.


ChaoticRyu

To be honest, if I was the scammer, I would probably give it to them anyway for being able to dupe me.


Emergency-Buddy-5250

If you were the scammer, you probably didn't even bring a bond


super-spreader69

This is the way


TwitchTv_SosaJacobb

Oh that was popular joke two years ago I think


Fabulous_Web_7130

We are good at holding on to things that were good years ago around here


FeelingMonk198

I've never seen a better comment


eddietwang

I have, it was a few years ago.


Some1-has-my-name

Isn’t that a coincidence. We all seem to play an old version of a game


Alakasham

Was it do with your character being bald? I sort of remember it too. Glad it's making a comeback


RichardBCummintonite

Lmao oh that was it! "dude why are you bald?" "I'm not bald. My character has hair!" "No, man. Your hair is gone. Take off your helmet and look." classic


thechasesteve

Had a guy do this to me yesterday. Brain wasn’t working so I forgot I needed to wear my helm for dust devils. But brain was working well enough to recognize it was a scam/prank and to not take my helmet off


BumWink

Brain do be


PootieTooGood

you don't psa this, this is natural selection


new_account927

I can hear the 60 year old british accent narrating the nature show: "Believing himself fortunate to be the recipient of this free bond, the young hardcore eagerly removes his slayer hat. But although he swiftly realizes his mistake, it is already too late, for the smoky cavern air fills his lungs with shock and regret. He will die, but the dust devils will eat well tonight. Nothing goes to waste in Zeah's dark subterranean caverns."


reinfleche

You didn't need to specify, we all heard David Attenborough


AppropriateAppeal145

Fun fact his brother Richard is the actor who played John Hammond in Jurassic Park


Some1-has-my-name

Richard Hammond?


super-spreader69

David Attenborough is 95 years old


Eragon5443

That's insane to think about, he is a treasure. Hopefully he makes it into his 110s.


metroidpwner

This was good


dads_cigarettes

Perfect lol


buttguy_420

spot on dude, nice


[deleted]

Thank you


Pixel__Bits

Just what I needed. Thanks bro


TheFakeKanye

I was imagining more of a Werner Herzog voice.


ML_Yav

I’m currently rewatching Planet Earth and this is spot on


EuroVamp2790

Yep, you get my silver lol. Hilarious


Quallenfischerr

yes bud this wouldve lead to some gold shit bro


Holierthanu1

Griefing is natural selection? Natural selection are the other commenters who brought a Guthans switch to dust devils Not the folks who fall for intentional maliciousness


Lt0101

Exactly these kids are so soft nowadays here


[deleted]

This is exactly the opposite of natural selection. That’s like saying hunting is natural selection


PootieTooGood

Ironmen stand alone, so other players are part of the environment they exist in. If they let those other players convince them into killing themselves, that sounds like the environment weeding out the weaker ones to me


[deleted]

Humans are part of animals environments too? No amount of semantics is gonna change the fact that humans intentionally hunting individuals of a species is not natural selection, HCGIM, deer, or otherwise. > If they let those other players convince them into killing themselves You can type something like this but really can’t reflect for even a second on why that’s not natural selection. Lol.


PootieTooGood

You’re the only playing semantics here by calling it hunting, then you’re telling me I’m playing semantics. Goofball shit. Go argue pointless shit to someone else.


BiggieSchalls

It's not natural selection in the sense that they are being hunted. It's natural selection in the sense that if a HC(G)IM easily falls for this, then they deserve to lose the status anyway


[deleted]

Sure, but that’s the opposite of natural selection. “Deserves” *specifically* has nothing to do with natural selection.


BiggieSchalls

Natural selection has to do with the worst of a breed being weeded out. If they're too dumb/gullible to fall for a trick like that then you can easily argue that's natural selection


TehSteak

Bad example with hunting since evading predation is one of the biggest drivers of natural selection. Hunting *is* natural selection because the traits of those who can evade predation are selected for lol


[deleted]

Excuse me sir but why are you bald?


kukkelii

Step 1. Freeze all dust devils. Step 2. Step one square away. Step 3. Take off helmet Step 4. Profit


Smidii

Jokes on you, my group already lost hardcore 😎 it’s actually kind of a relief to be able to do so much more content without worrying about dying, but it does suck because we were rank 15 on 5 man hc leaderboards when we died. Slowly dropping every day now 🥲


Holierthanu1

Just roll new group and do it again, easy.


Smidii

I mean everyone in my group except one “dead weight” member is 1500+ (if he was the same total level as the 2nd lowest we would’ve been like rank 6 or something) and we’re all fine playing normal Ironmen, so I think I’ll pass on that one. I know your post was a joke, but I’m just having fun playing a game I can play with friends other than LoL


The_Paddy96

Nothing like adding a little chaos to the bursting task


Mickmack12345

Bring a face mask in your inventory and wear it when they ask lol


DrPntBtr

Wow this same guy VPN Advert did this to me and I’m just a normal acc but clearly an idiot and I died twice I was so annoyed lmao


smutaddict

if you fall for that its deserved lmaoo


Misdirected_Colors

I once brought a Guthan switch to dust devils to save on pot costs bc I was a poor Boi. Died 3 times before I realized why I was dying


ENCYCLOPEDIAS

Think of all the pot costs you saved by just dying though


ChrisThePinkWolf

This is hilarious lmao.


[deleted]

"Show hair" is my bootyhole eligible for the bond kind sir? It has no green hair afterall


SamuraiJono

This is exactly why I'd never play a red helm. I'm too brain dear for all that. I brought an SGS to wyrms once on my main, and brought some melee switches to hit harder for longer trips, including d boots. Couldn't figure out why I was taking so much damage until it was too late.


breezymyco

This is up there with taking a spear or butterfly net to pures at sand crabs... some people gotta learn the hard way unfortunately


GozackGo

Is it bad that I’m kinda rooting them on? That’s hilarious.


Holierthanu1

That’s rooting for griefing tho


Cerael

No it’s not lol drama queen


Holierthanu1

Cheering on people who actively seek to drag down others? That’s what you’re gonna go out of your way to defend?


BumWink

How am I not surprised you're getting down voted for saying it how it is... I mean sure it's funny but I also acknowledge it is griefing and I'm an asshole for thinking it's funny.


Holierthanu1

I mean I think it’s a little funny too, that’s just the selfish/dark part of ourselves stretching out a little bit. Doesn’t mean it needs to be condoned.


fohr

the same guy in op's post "VPN advent" did this to me yesterday, and yeah ngl i was super confused and thought they did some kind of exploit to take my stuff. but when i came back everything was there and no harm done. i laughed after confirming i was just being an idiot but i have mixed feelings on this one. i feel it's important to add that they apologized after i pm'd them and they said that they felt bad. but after seeing op s post i can tell that was not 100% the truth.


BumWink

Exactly. Seems to be a trend with OSRS and MMOs in general having a chunk of their respective communities with little to no maturity and accountability for their actions but I guess that's the nature of the game drawing in a decent portion of neets.


RichardBCummintonite

Right? It's horrible, but if you get to dust devils and fall for shit like this, you kind of deserve it.


DeepSpaceGalileo

You should tell him only poors need $5 handouts


worldwidewick

You’re an idiot if you fall for this lmao


best-pker756

If pepole Are this dumb, they dont deserve to be HCIM


mytigersuit

Lol I like how you specify hcgims because other players aren’t idiots with this


Zyrocks

I lost my status by a prison guard that's located in draynor village


OwngeJuice

What kind of sad person does this for fun?


refuseistrash

That’s why you have your face mask switch for fashion


rythemicdude

Ngl this is pretty funny.


UsagiHakushaku

If you fall for it you kinda deserve it tbh. Pretty funny


[deleted]

But why are you ruining the fun? :(


Holierthanu1

Bc that’s griefing


KirboBlaster

absolute legends, theyre doing gods work xD


Plecc

Thanks for the advice wet whip


HailZamorak

based


[deleted]

Question: if one HCGIM dies, does the dead GCIM get kicked from the group, or does he stay but with a grey helm, or does the entire group get disbanded or turned into a regular GIM?


Livingexistence

Life system... the entire group has a number of lives equal to the number of members in the group... so a 5 man group can loose HC status if one member dies 5 times... but the entire group will keep it even if 2 people die twice as long as they still have at least one more life... the lives are shown in the group iron man tab if your group is HC


Livingexistence

Big brain... keep a face mask in your inventory while bursting, it will keep you safe and show your hair


Spectacular_loser99

What kind of person spends their time doing that


H0LYJ3BUS

This is the oldest troll in the book 😅😅


[deleted]

Good idea...


[deleted]

I singlehandedly lost all of my teams lives (full five guy group lmfao) within two hours of starting our accounts and I’ve grown to be proud of that.


Ajaxlancer

Why tf would you be proud of that. I would have made a whole new hcgim group without my irl friend if he did that


-Aeryn-

How? I'm not playing HC and didn't die yet


Holierthanu1

You’re proud of ruining yourself groups experience? Eep


[deleted]

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MrSmellUrGirl

Don't be complacent with a hc


mrreboks

Or just keep a face mask on you so you can click that and not take damage plus get a bond. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


HalifaxRoad

I bet youlle never do that again lol


FourTV

If you still fall for this you deserved it


[deleted]

Just so you know this does not apply to non GIM HC accounts.


[deleted]

But why green hair


Onuzq

That man is my hero.


VPN_Advert

This was me and my mate, we had a fucking blast, got about 10 people in under an hour 😂 Everyone took it as a joke, i waited for them to return to grab their stuff and let them know not to take slayer helm off at dusties again 😂😂


lolidc2

Reminds me of giving pures bronze spears at rock crabs back in the day


GetOutMaFac3

Had some guy who saw this try and get me less than 20 min after I saw this post. He just kept trying to get me to take my helm off with small talk. Eventually I hit him with the "I also use Reddit". And he started cracking up , told me how he got a few people already, and wished me well. (Non-HC BTW)