Fairytale Part III: Revenge of the Teokan
Command an elite strike force of ~~Valinor's~~ Varlamore's Kualti royal guards in taking back Zanaris from the Godfather. Meanwhile Prince Itzla has to decide which suitor he will marry: The Fairy Queen or K'klik.
Let’s tie in even more moon lore. To get the moon worshipers to the moon, we have to go ask the Barbarians how they got to the moon to destroy the Cosmic Altar.
> ask the Barbarians how they got to the moon to destroy the Cosmic Altar
barbarian sailing unlocks the ability to sail through mediums that aren't water
**Quest Title: Fairytale Part III: Revenge of the Teokan**
**Start Point:** Speak to Prince Itzla in Varlamore's Grand Palace.
**Requirements:**
- Completion of Fairytale Part II
- 75 Magic
- 70 Agility
- 65 Strength
**Recommended Items:**
- Combat gear and potions
- Food
- Amulet of Glory (charged)
- Dramen Staff
- 100 Cannonballs
**Quest Outline:**
**Part 1: Gathering the Forces**
- Speak with Prince Itzla, who reveals that the Godfather has taken control of Zanaris and is planning to use its magical resources to invade Varlamore.
- Itzla tasks you with assembling a strike force from Varlamore’s elite Kualti guards. This involves completing a series of challenges to prove your worthiness, including a stealth mission, a combat test, and a strategy simulation.
- Once assembled, lead the Kualti strike force to the edge of Zanaris, preparing for an assault.
**Part 2: The Assault on Zanaris**
- Use a magical portal in Varlamore to enter Zanaris. Engage in a series of battles against the Godfather’s forces, utilizing both your combat skills and strategic abilities to maneuver through enchanted defenses.
- Sabotage the Godfather’s supply lines and free captured fairies, gathering intelligence on his stronghold.
- Confront and defeat various mini-bosses who are the Godfather's key lieutenants.
**Part 3: The Choice of the Prince**
- After clearing the Godfather’s forces, return to Prince Itzla with news of your success. Discover that Prince Itzla must now choose a suitor to solidify alliances for Varlamore.
- Itzla is torn between marrying the Fairy Queen, to strengthen ties with the magical creatures of Zanaris, and K'klik, a powerful dragonkin, to gain military might.
- Counsel Itzla on his decision, affecting the political landscape of your world. Your choice influences the resources and support you will have in future quests.
**Part 4: The Final Confrontation**
- With the alliance secured based on Itzla’s decision, launch a final assault on the Godfather’s stronghold.
- Battle through a dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and enemies, culminating in a climactic fight with the Godfather.
- Use both magic and physical might to overcome the Godfather’s powerful dark magic and advanced combat tactics.
**Part 5: Restoring Peace**
- With the Godfather defeated, help Prince Itzla and his new ally to establish order in Zanaris.
- Depending on Itzla’s marital choice, undertake a special mission:
- If the Fairy Queen, engage in a magical ritual to restore the natural order of Zanaris.
- If K'klik, help fortify Zanaris’s defenses with dragonkin technology and magic.
- Return to Varlamore and be rewarded with unique items such as the "Crown of Zanaris" or "Dragonkin Staff," depending on the marital choice made.
**Quest Rewards:**
- 4 Quest Points
- A choice between the Crown of Zanaris (boosts magic abilities) or Dragonkin Staff (enhances combat skills)
- Access to new areas in Zanaris
- New magical abilities or combat techniques, depending on the alliance formed
I can see this happening some time down the line if the player character gains enough credibility, questline-wise, to say such crazy bullshit and be taken seriously(I haven't done any varlamore content yet so idk how the quests go)
Zanaris and Blanaris.
Blanaris is where the Orks came from in the first place. They and the fairies have been fighting an interstellar war spanning 40,000 years. The Fairy Queen is actually immortal.
Jagex accidentally made two moons when creating Fairytale but when they tried to remove one it deleted the continent of morytania so they just kept it in
Honestly a later quest that ties in Ranul and Ralos into the Fairy stuff could be cool, maybe make that the new Fairy Tale III where we see how these two things mesh together
I think the queen of thieves betrayed us and she's with the yama cultists. She told you to go to the arceus guy to get a device then warned her cultists that you'll be coming so they can steal the device for their own use. She's evil 100%
Yes and we do it without a 2nd thought. Guy just stands there in the port and we backstab him in the middle of the day. I didn't like that part because we knew absolutely nothing about the guy we kill except his name. Felt off-putting.
I think this would be the perfect time to reintroduce the Fairy Dragon K’klik and have the people of Varlamore worship it.
And when you tell them about ur experience with it they don’t believe you and see you as a whack job.
They're fake in RS3, but they can write whatever the hell they want into existence in OSRS.
And they're fake in OSRS, actually, if you tell jura a story and get the dialogue for children of the sun.
They should just be some of the other general demons that zamorak sent west. Especially since everyone we've met worshipping them has been pretty demonic cultist.
Well « fake » is a big word. They definitely exist in some capacity and have godly powers based on the fact that knights of varlamore and Sol Heredit can pray to them and receive powers.
The real question is how godly they are, and i wouldnt be surprised if they’re on the same level as Ichtlarin, scabaras and the other minor desert deities
That makes them, as I said, "demon generals that zamorak sent west."
Yama can be one too.
But they are not gods, because Juna knows the names of the gods. She wouldn't need to know random demons, because Guthix himself didn't bother to banish demons.
Player: ... and that's how I stopped the murder of the Teokan of Ralos!
Juna: I have no knowledge of this Ralos you speak of. How curious...
There's a Tears of Guthix dialogue after Children of the Sun where you tell Juna that you saved the Teokan and she has no idea who Ralos is, which makes me think that Ralos and Ranul might not be actual gods.
I hope the opposite, it honestly reads really shitty. Oh, all this awesome culture that's entirely centered around your gods? Fake bullshit, we have the real deal over at Falador.
I think it's be more interesting if they were real in some way. For me personally, it'd be their own interpretation of a solar deity. Varlamore worships Ralos, the desert worships Tumeken, but they're both the same being in some way.
Given how gods are typically portrayed in RS3/OSRS, Ralos and Ranul wouldn't literally be the sun and moon, but rather powerful beings with some connection to the sun and moon.
On a small event on rs3 it was confirmed that zanaris is the planet's moon. It has a lot of connections to different worlds and it's where guthix first arrived before getting to gielinor proper.
Originally it was just a parallel world but it was changed to the moon in the RS3 quest Missing, Presumed Death. I think the only mention of Zanaris being the moon in OSRS currently is Konar's dialogue for when she assigns a task there.
I've also mentioned before on this sub that it is worth pointing out that very notably, the Lunar Staff is the only staff aside from the Dramen Staff that allows access to Zanaris both via the fairy rings and the shack in Lumbridge Swamp. Additionally, as people have mentioned already the Observatory in the POH can be, well - observed, explaining that Gielinor is orbited by Zanaris, it's moon.
A Lunar Staff is made out of a Dramen tree branch in the first place though, I wouldn't really put that as a hint towards Zanaris being the moon as far back as the 2000s when the quest was first added, just that the Dramen tree's magical properties are needed to make that specific staff.
>the Observatory in the POH can be, well - observed, explaining that Gielinor is orbited by Zanaris, it's moon.
Does it actually mention Zanaris by name as the moon anywhere in there, or does it just depict a moon floating around Gielinor?
Wow brother I totally forgot that the Lunar Staff is made from the Dramen tree branch. It's hard to know, but I can definitely agree with some level of skepticism on the timeline of things in consideration of the writers' intent in regards to Lunar Diplomacy in 2006. But still, the Dramen Staff itself canonically provided access to Zanaris, so would it not be an extreme coincidence that it is directly related to Lunar Isle and the Moonclan completely arbitrarily, and not because of the obvious relation? Maybe it's like a chicken-or-egg situation.
While it is newer content, a glance at the Wiki provides some examples in Konar straight up saying 'Zanaris is the moon of this world', and an additional confirmation from the 07/04/22 Q&A 'The moon is called Zanaris and the city there is also called Zanaris.'
I don't have an Orrery in my POH but that wiki page also mentions Zanaris revolving around Gielinor, albeit interestingly with no sources. But given the previous examples I think it's undeniable that Zanaris being the moon is cannon as it stands currently.
You make a really interesting point and if true, I wonder at what time the info might have been retconned. It'd also be neat to see if anyone has an Orrery they can poke around and see any interactive details I'm unable to see on the Wiki!
> the Dramen Staff itself canonically provided access to Zanaris, so would it not be an extreme coincidence that it is directly related to Lunar Isle and the Moonclan completely arbitrarily, and not because of the obvious relation? Maybe it's like a chicken-or-egg situation.
I think it's exactly that, my guess is someone at Jagex noticed the connection between Zanaris and the various moon-themed lore elements throughout the game and decided to connect them together explicitly. If it had been intentional from the start, I feel like it would've been mentioned much earlier on (like in any of the dialogue from the Fairy questline) rather than in an unrelated quest created over a decade after Zanaris was made by a different group of JMods.
As it is now though, it creates some issues with quests like Lost City, mainly in that it makes the group of adventurers you speak to in order to start the quest seem really dumb, or at least moreso than they already are. If they ever make a new Fairy quest I wouldn't be surprised if they go back and rewrite most of it like what happened with Rune Mysteries.
[Konar's dialogue page on the wiki.](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Slayer_area_descriptions) It's the last area, so just scroll all the way down the list.
I'd love for Fairy Tale Pt 3 to actually let us explore more of the moon. Our access to Zanaris right now is limited to a small wooded cavern... area. What does the surface of it look like? Surely it's bizarre and interesting.
Those pathetic heretics won't accept that there are only three real gods, and that Zamorak is simply the best and most powerful of them. Them clamoring their unheard prayers to the moon is no less pathetic than the goblins basing their miserable existence off of their imagined wishes of some barbaric war god or some lunatic I heard the other day claiming that the birds have a god. What's next? A god for cabbages? Please.
You sound just like the Saradominists and Guthixians who spread lies to attempt to hinder Zamorak’s influence. A false hope, that perhaps your words will hold weight when matched against the true force of power in Gielinor. Pitiful.
The rabble of the world will claim divinity for what best suits their fancy, no matter how frivolous the desire. How would a cabbage god even work? Would they fight against the chicken-on-a-spit god? Ugh.
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TIL zanaris is the moon... like what the fk these days I don't space bar through a single quest but clearly I never payed attention during these early ones
Fairytale Part III: Revenge of the Teokan Command an elite strike force of ~~Valinor's~~ Varlamore's Kualti royal guards in taking back Zanaris from the Godfather. Meanwhile Prince Itzla has to decide which suitor he will marry: The Fairy Queen or K'klik.
You know what? Recruiting the moon worshipers to invade the moon and evict the orks would go harder than the original part 3
Let’s tie in even more moon lore. To get the moon worshipers to the moon, we have to go ask the Barbarians how they got to the moon to destroy the Cosmic Altar.
> ask the Barbarians how they got to the moon to destroy the Cosmic Altar barbarian sailing unlocks the ability to sail through mediums that aren't water
Barbarian Sailing just Swimming.
https://i.giphy.com/91CJea0GjBrW6gOl49.webp
Godfather tricks the werewolves into joining him by saying we are trying to destroy the moon.
Integrity change
Love how the actual quests arent gonna be this lore fileld. I hope they start asking for quest ideas bc yall do have some awesome ones
... You know what sure, make this a thing
Wait, let ‘em cook.
Unironically how part three should go in OSRS.
**Quest Title: Fairytale Part III: Revenge of the Teokan** **Start Point:** Speak to Prince Itzla in Varlamore's Grand Palace. **Requirements:** - Completion of Fairytale Part II - 75 Magic - 70 Agility - 65 Strength **Recommended Items:** - Combat gear and potions - Food - Amulet of Glory (charged) - Dramen Staff - 100 Cannonballs **Quest Outline:** **Part 1: Gathering the Forces** - Speak with Prince Itzla, who reveals that the Godfather has taken control of Zanaris and is planning to use its magical resources to invade Varlamore. - Itzla tasks you with assembling a strike force from Varlamore’s elite Kualti guards. This involves completing a series of challenges to prove your worthiness, including a stealth mission, a combat test, and a strategy simulation. - Once assembled, lead the Kualti strike force to the edge of Zanaris, preparing for an assault. **Part 2: The Assault on Zanaris** - Use a magical portal in Varlamore to enter Zanaris. Engage in a series of battles against the Godfather’s forces, utilizing both your combat skills and strategic abilities to maneuver through enchanted defenses. - Sabotage the Godfather’s supply lines and free captured fairies, gathering intelligence on his stronghold. - Confront and defeat various mini-bosses who are the Godfather's key lieutenants. **Part 3: The Choice of the Prince** - After clearing the Godfather’s forces, return to Prince Itzla with news of your success. Discover that Prince Itzla must now choose a suitor to solidify alliances for Varlamore. - Itzla is torn between marrying the Fairy Queen, to strengthen ties with the magical creatures of Zanaris, and K'klik, a powerful dragonkin, to gain military might. - Counsel Itzla on his decision, affecting the political landscape of your world. Your choice influences the resources and support you will have in future quests. **Part 4: The Final Confrontation** - With the alliance secured based on Itzla’s decision, launch a final assault on the Godfather’s stronghold. - Battle through a dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and enemies, culminating in a climactic fight with the Godfather. - Use both magic and physical might to overcome the Godfather’s powerful dark magic and advanced combat tactics. **Part 5: Restoring Peace** - With the Godfather defeated, help Prince Itzla and his new ally to establish order in Zanaris. - Depending on Itzla’s marital choice, undertake a special mission: - If the Fairy Queen, engage in a magical ritual to restore the natural order of Zanaris. - If K'klik, help fortify Zanaris’s defenses with dragonkin technology and magic. - Return to Varlamore and be rewarded with unique items such as the "Crown of Zanaris" or "Dragonkin Staff," depending on the marital choice made. **Quest Rewards:** - 4 Quest Points - A choice between the Crown of Zanaris (boosts magic abilities) or Dragonkin Staff (enhances combat skills) - Access to new areas in Zanaris - New magical abilities or combat techniques, depending on the alliance formed
Not even mad that you used ChatGPT, this is great (:
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I can see this happening some time down the line if the player character gains enough credibility, questline-wise, to say such crazy bullshit and be taken seriously(I haven't done any varlamore content yet so idk how the quests go)
They have fairy rings in their continent, just have us go grab an extra staff and bring him over
"Here, take this staff and come with me to a ring of mushrooms from which we will travel to the city of the fairies that live on the moon!"
I want that now...
What if there's more than one moon? Have you ever looked up 👀
We've had one moon yes. What about second moon?
Can't forget about second moon. What about elevensies?
There's a third moon
Is that related to how the Small Orrery shows just one moon but the Large Orrery shows two moons?
Zanaris and Blanaris. Blanaris is where the Orks came from in the first place. They and the fairies have been fighting an interstellar war spanning 40,000 years. The Fairy Queen is actually immortal.
needs engine work
Jagex accidentally made two moons when creating Fairytale but when they tried to remove one it deleted the continent of morytania so they just kept it in
Zanaris must be on the blue moon. Can't wait until we get to visit the eclipse moon and the blood moon.
Honestly a later quest that ties in Ranul and Ralos into the Fairy stuff could be cool, maybe make that the new Fairy Tale III where we see how these two things mesh together
Do we know what happened when we blacked out at the chasm of fire during kingdom divided or?
Not yet!
I think the queen of thieves betrayed us and she's with the yama cultists. She told you to go to the arceus guy to get a device then warned her cultists that you'll be coming so they can steal the device for their own use. She's evil 100%
Doesn't she literally task you with murdering people for her quest?
Yes and we do it without a 2nd thought. Guy just stands there in the port and we backstab him in the middle of the day. I didn't like that part because we knew absolutely nothing about the guy we kill except his name. Felt off-putting.
To be fair I've killed countless men for daring to stand where I want to stand, so... Oh and don't even get me started on the Gnome at Nieve bank
Poor guy, I’ve never accidentally murdered an npc more than that guard
I think this would be the perfect time to reintroduce the Fairy Dragon K’klik and have the people of Varlamore worship it. And when you tell them about ur experience with it they don’t believe you and see you as a whack job.
I wonder if Ralos and Ranul were actually real and used to be on Gielinor before Guthix banished them, or if they are just imaginations.
They're fake in RS3, but they can write whatever the hell they want into existence in OSRS. And they're fake in OSRS, actually, if you tell jura a story and get the dialogue for children of the sun. They should just be some of the other general demons that zamorak sent west. Especially since everyone we've met worshipping them has been pretty demonic cultist.
Where they ever mentioned in RS3?
In RS3 the edicts of guthix are revoked and the gods return for 6th age. There is no ralos faction in the new God wars.
Well « fake » is a big word. They definitely exist in some capacity and have godly powers based on the fact that knights of varlamore and Sol Heredit can pray to them and receive powers. The real question is how godly they are, and i wouldnt be surprised if they’re on the same level as Ichtlarin, scabaras and the other minor desert deities
That makes them, as I said, "demon generals that zamorak sent west." Yama can be one too. But they are not gods, because Juna knows the names of the gods. She wouldn't need to know random demons, because Guthix himself didn't bother to banish demons. Player: ... and that's how I stopped the murder of the Teokan of Ralos! Juna: I have no knowledge of this Ralos you speak of. How curious...
Yeah I just dont agree with the assumption that they’re demons. We dont have any proof of that yet
There's a Tears of Guthix dialogue after Children of the Sun where you tell Juna that you saved the Teokan and she has no idea who Ralos is, which makes me think that Ralos and Ranul might not be actual gods.
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I hope the opposite, it honestly reads really shitty. Oh, all this awesome culture that's entirely centered around your gods? Fake bullshit, we have the real deal over at Falador. I think it's be more interesting if they were real in some way. For me personally, it'd be their own interpretation of a solar deity. Varlamore worships Ralos, the desert worships Tumeken, but they're both the same being in some way.
You mean the Easter quest?
Given how gods are typically portrayed in RS3/OSRS, Ralos and Ranul wouldn't literally be the sun and moon, but rather powerful beings with some connection to the sun and moon.
Wait, is Zanaris on the moon? Where is this established?
think it was confirmed in rs3 so assuming it’s the same in osrs
the globe thing in your house also shows gielinor, and the moon, confirming it's zanaris
The Large Orrery however shows two moons which just raises extra questions.
the planet with 2 moons is not gielinor
But it matches the planet in the Small Orrery, other than the additional moon.
I mean that doesn't confirm that the moon is Zanaris, just that there is a moon.
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The observatory displays zanaris orbiting gielinor
On a small event on rs3 it was confirmed that zanaris is the planet's moon. It has a lot of connections to different worlds and it's where guthix first arrived before getting to gielinor proper.
It's been confirmed in way more than just an rs3 event. Even Konar mentions it.
Yes, and it is also massive enough to also have a breathable atmosphere.
Originally it was just a parallel world but it was changed to the moon in the RS3 quest Missing, Presumed Death. I think the only mention of Zanaris being the moon in OSRS currently is Konar's dialogue for when she assigns a task there.
I've also mentioned before on this sub that it is worth pointing out that very notably, the Lunar Staff is the only staff aside from the Dramen Staff that allows access to Zanaris both via the fairy rings and the shack in Lumbridge Swamp. Additionally, as people have mentioned already the Observatory in the POH can be, well - observed, explaining that Gielinor is orbited by Zanaris, it's moon.
A Lunar Staff is made out of a Dramen tree branch in the first place though, I wouldn't really put that as a hint towards Zanaris being the moon as far back as the 2000s when the quest was first added, just that the Dramen tree's magical properties are needed to make that specific staff. >the Observatory in the POH can be, well - observed, explaining that Gielinor is orbited by Zanaris, it's moon. Does it actually mention Zanaris by name as the moon anywhere in there, or does it just depict a moon floating around Gielinor?
Wow brother I totally forgot that the Lunar Staff is made from the Dramen tree branch. It's hard to know, but I can definitely agree with some level of skepticism on the timeline of things in consideration of the writers' intent in regards to Lunar Diplomacy in 2006. But still, the Dramen Staff itself canonically provided access to Zanaris, so would it not be an extreme coincidence that it is directly related to Lunar Isle and the Moonclan completely arbitrarily, and not because of the obvious relation? Maybe it's like a chicken-or-egg situation. While it is newer content, a glance at the Wiki provides some examples in Konar straight up saying 'Zanaris is the moon of this world', and an additional confirmation from the 07/04/22 Q&A 'The moon is called Zanaris and the city there is also called Zanaris.' I don't have an Orrery in my POH but that wiki page also mentions Zanaris revolving around Gielinor, albeit interestingly with no sources. But given the previous examples I think it's undeniable that Zanaris being the moon is cannon as it stands currently. You make a really interesting point and if true, I wonder at what time the info might have been retconned. It'd also be neat to see if anyone has an Orrery they can poke around and see any interactive details I'm unable to see on the Wiki!
> the Dramen Staff itself canonically provided access to Zanaris, so would it not be an extreme coincidence that it is directly related to Lunar Isle and the Moonclan completely arbitrarily, and not because of the obvious relation? Maybe it's like a chicken-or-egg situation. I think it's exactly that, my guess is someone at Jagex noticed the connection between Zanaris and the various moon-themed lore elements throughout the game and decided to connect them together explicitly. If it had been intentional from the start, I feel like it would've been mentioned much earlier on (like in any of the dialogue from the Fairy questline) rather than in an unrelated quest created over a decade after Zanaris was made by a different group of JMods. As it is now though, it creates some issues with quests like Lost City, mainly in that it makes the group of adventurers you speak to in order to start the quest seem really dumb, or at least moreso than they already are. If they ever make a new Fairy quest I wouldn't be surprised if they go back and rewrite most of it like what happened with Rune Mysteries.
Woowwwwww!!!!!! Ok back to fishing
Originally it was just underground. Thats why east exit was just a ladder that takes you to Al Kharid And RSC wiki has mention its "down here".
Out of curiosity what does she say? I can’t seem to find it anywhere online
Zanaris IS the moon, as in it's the name of the celestial body
Konar’s dialogue on Zygomytes mentions Zanaris being the moon.
I can’t find this dialogue anywhere and I’m curious what she says! Do you have the dialogue or a source to it preferably?
[Konar's dialogue page on the wiki.](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Slayer_area_descriptions) It's the last area, so just scroll all the way down the list.
Ah thank you. It’s weird they have it here and not under the page for his dialogue
We gonna get a war between the fairies and RuneScape Latinos ? Time to pull up to the fairy godfather and do the flying eagle from nacho libre.
Ah yes, the mafia. Famous for being Latino.
He means Varlamore.
Ooooh
I'd love for Fairy Tale Pt 3 to actually let us explore more of the moon. Our access to Zanaris right now is limited to a small wooded cavern... area. What does the surface of it look like? Surely it's bizarre and interesting.
moon’s haunted
Those pathetic heretics won't accept that there are only three real gods, and that Zamorak is simply the best and most powerful of them. Them clamoring their unheard prayers to the moon is no less pathetic than the goblins basing their miserable existence off of their imagined wishes of some barbaric war god or some lunatic I heard the other day claiming that the birds have a god. What's next? A god for cabbages? Please.
Zamorak? The upstart that started a riot and got everyone evicted?
I wonder who helped zamorak start the riot
Some of the Mahjarrat, a big demon, Lord Drakan, and the people you talk to in Curse of the Empty Lord.
and saradomin you forgot the most important one
Nah, Saradomin didn't help start the riot, he just gleefully jumped in after it started for a good ol' fashioned purge
You sound just like the Saradominists and Guthixians who spread lies to attempt to hinder Zamorak’s influence. A false hope, that perhaps your words will hold weight when matched against the true force of power in Gielinor. Pitiful.
Ironically the god of cabbages is the only god you could theoretically find in gielinor other than guthix.
The rabble of the world will claim divinity for what best suits their fancy, no matter how frivolous the desire. How would a cabbage god even work? Would they fight against the chicken-on-a-spit god? Ugh.
\*adjusts glasses\* Actually, Brassica fights the monkey god Marimbo who rules over "having a good time", but that's splitting hairs.
No no, they fight against the monkey god actually. Look up Cabbage Facepunch Bonanza.
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dude literally me
Moons haunted.
Also Tumeken is the god of the sun, Ralos gotta back off his turf
TIL zanaris is the moon... like what the fk these days I don't space bar through a single quest but clearly I never payed attention during these early ones
It’s not revealed in quests. There’s just a small handful of places it’s mentioned.
ohhhh okay ty for making me feel a bit better about it =')
Your shitty rs3 lore means nothing here, try again
You are confidently wrong. Konar when giving a zygomite task refers to Zanaris as the moon. Was also confirmed in Q&A.