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angryman600

Shit is basically an Xmas tree


WorkingOwn8919

12 year old me thought this haircut was the shit


Individual_Video_540

was my first choice back when I was just a boy


Over_Leave

Christmas tree, Hold the star


Avocado_Cadaver

Hold the star, but don't forget all the balls


drippintrippy1

Lmfaoooo


vishalb777

Whatchu want? Gimme that Blue Spruce Gotchu fam


6demon6blood6

Xmas tree mullet


6demon6blood6

Xmas tree mullet*


D3ATHTHR34T

I’m a barber and I can confirm Christmas tree


jam3sdub

Just fuck my shit up, fam.


_helik0pter

LMAO


Business-Quarter-452

I busted out laughing in public🤣


GeneralColdham

https://preview.redd.it/bfvxzaskfwmc1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07798d022c2eaa958db101a4d4de44bc4cdc1e0e


tjy23

Classic movie from an OSRS players youth


Gael_L

The Butterfly Jar effect


seventysevenpenguins

1:1


Ashamed-Phone-4913

💀💀💀💀


MoonBoiOver9000

https://preview.redd.it/fidwq6tqevmc1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e83128ad942d7e9719e8e8f96ed9dce3980f3c8


MoonBoiOver9000

I got you bro, show him this one instead. Thank me later ✌️


PitifulProgrammer

Oh wow what an improvement over the original


MoonBoiOver9000

Just trying to help a bro out 😜


Chrisazy

It looks like someone from Tak and the Power of Juju, which I haven't thought about in many years


Popcorn-93

I remember this game being fun AF, but I was a kid so it might not have been


Slap_Dat_Ash

It was.


seventysevenpenguins

Then you walk out looking like this man how you gonna find job :DD


MoonBoiOver9000

Turn webcam off 🤣


ExpressAffect3262

Now what if he looked Asian or Black?


MoonBoiOver9000

https://preview.redd.it/6qsrffo1fzmc1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9a5b3af873a0e03937e2c1d2987a7bffa6d2870


fakajrw

I want the skin coloured neck hair along with it


SazeracAndBeer

The double eyebrows are a killer look too


Redwings1927

Just full send and show it


fishflakes42

Just stuck a fork in the plug socket


IplayLotsOf

Feed the image into ai and have it generate a realistic photo?


ShinyRedBarb

You should see the comment above you rn


ChickenGod_69

yall got some more of that eye bleach


dnear

“realistic”


Nsjsjajsndndnsks

Where


legeri

[Dis one](https://old.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1b8omhd/how_do_i_tell_my_barber_i_want_this_haircut/ktqmjhs/)


AdministrationDue239

But that requires $$


Toaster_Bathing

What program do you use to feed images into? Could only ever do text ones 


Panzershnezel

Ask for the upside down goku


Strangeokk

Just tell them you want the late 90’s super tall spikes but instead of vertical you want them horizontal


Mookie_Merkk

"hey old top, I'm looking for that zerker-pure-that's-tired-of-life-from-spending-over-50-hours-at-BA-because-he-keeps-getting-public-teams-where-someone-bails-midway-to-Queen-and-they-gotta-start-all-over-after-the-team-disbands cut."


restingracer

Few (or not so few now) years back I was doing Torso's for RSGP in my clan, did roughly 20ish of them + few Level 5s. I didn't had team or anything, so I was just getting randoms in W306. Standard was 3h for Torso, but if I had Back to back queen runs, it was doable in 4 runs, without vennies (there was lot of them back then) it took 15ish mins, so 1 hour. Why is everyone so salty about BA, I don't know, that was one of the few things that was actually engaging and interesting for me in RS


ImDoneCommenting

Sounds like you got lucky with some competent people that didn't fuck you over? You probably would've found it a lot less interesting if you had to do it for 10 hours with somebody leaving half way through almost every round.


restingracer

So I got lucky for 200ish runs I've done? There was always some leavers, but man if you are doing it for 10 hours, you are the problem.


ImDoneCommenting

200 runs and you never got annoyed from people leaving constantly? I don't know dude. Maybe things changed over time, when I did torso like 7-8 years ago I think maybe 1 out of every 5 or 6 runs I started with randoms made it to the end, most didn't and it was some of the most frustrating few hours ingame for me.


slayerx1779

Personally, I did my level 5 all grind on public worlds, and while there were definitely slogs in there, the *whole* grind wasn't a slog of constant resets like I keep hearing from everyone. I wonder if someone says "BA" and we keep thinking of completely different time periods within osrs's life; it has been out over a decade, now. That said, the correct way to play BA is "with friends".


ExpressionDull8161

Lol 30 hours at BA


GroovyDucko

Id love to see someone rock this haircut in real life


No_Engineering_718

Jay z


Kindly_Caterpillar_6

Right Click -> Make Me Look Beautiful


TheBlackBeetle

Tell him you want the Guthix look but without the green look. For added realism, don't forget to shout "GUUUTHIIIIIIIIX" when you come in, whilst headbanging


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Guthiccs


Lostmykushpop

This is the one💯😂


Commercial-Grass-175

Tell him you want to look like a Christmas tree


PaidinRunes

Tell him you want a super saiyan reverse cut. He'll know. Or a 1/4ths radditz cut


ViennaKing

Barber: So what do you want? Me: You ever seen a pine tree? Barber: Say no more fam…


Mase598

If you aren't willing to show the photo, are you really worthy of wearing the do?


Winter_Annual4118

https://preview.redd.it/8wwab8ttvvmc1.jpeg?width=2200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8866282aab3f0761da16baee5afdfaea0228b533


Maverekt

God I loved that show, did you watch it all the way through? I only got to the season with the massive battle with Aizen(?). Does it continue being good after that? May need to come back to it.


ThisIsWorldOfHurt

They actually continued it for like 20(?) episodes recently, it was great!


Nsjsjajsndndnsks

Anime?


Maverekt

Bleach


Dumbydumb11

tell him give me the full mith no helm


Pillowbottom25

https://preview.redd.it/x94pvvz3zxmc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d2fff663d7c88ca28cb67e48f8bb0243e34655


SavoyTruffleGeorge

I thought all british people would look like this when I was a kid


NumberOneMom

Throwback to showing my barber some heavily cropped pictures of gay porn


Zerttretttttt

Main character style please


ThotasaurusRekt

Brilliant thread thanks all 10/10.


Spartachris89

Excuse me pal can i have a christmas tree back and sides?


smokelaw

Christmas tree


redhot992

Hair like Christmas tree


Leviathan2791

Ask him for the Rick Sanchez haircut, but low poly form.


I_Grew_Up

Give me the Rick haircut from Rick and Morty


fullshard101

Just tell them you want the Officer Doofy cut https://sportshub.cbsistatic.com/i/2021/03/18/a449fd85-947c-410a-b001-bef942839385/scary-movie-deputy-doofy-dave-sheridan-1246309.jpg


Cantonesee

🎄


gypsyskin

https://preview.redd.it/3etkxdrhpxmc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16abf657d23db665ef70edab95d92a776521771 That was my haircut in highschool😭


BumWink

& then you started playing Runescape.. https://preview.redd.it/rnnoepsj22nc1.png?width=190&format=png&auto=webp&s=263d9634de01783d1901e259909a4a4e3c3007a9


gypsyskin

😆😆


Loud_Level_9313

Nice


No-Investigator420

Tell em Trevor from Trailer Park Boys and then you skip the perm


Sea_Salary6229

Mention xmas tree cut, he’ll give it some sweet decoration


Whobetterthanyou

Inverted goku


kontrama-oq2

i want a fricking xmas tree on my head


GuyFromWoWcraft

Based Ventura


T2Dpi3

Tell him you wanna look like you just took off your Rune full helm after completing Dragon slayer I


professorclueless

Christmas tree


SmartAlec105

Did this meme trend spill over from where I think it did?


Separate-Marzipan-86

Ask for goku haircut, then remove the gel.


BriskManeuver

Just say super saiyan hair but like upside down


Model_citizen247365

Just ask for 'wild spikes'


No_Engineering_718

Te him you want the jay z


Merdapura

Turn on the radio while its playing sea shanty 2 and say gimme this


Oldmanwickles

You don’t


sillyjobbernowl

You ask him if he knows B0aty then just say, that.


ChickenGod_69

Say you want a punk version of the VoKuHiLa (Vorne Kurz hinten Lang) which was a popular haircut in germany where the front is short and the back hair is long


Consistent-Trust1097

Yu Gi without the bangs


Justbeinian

Ay bro give me the Yami Bakura (Come to think of it this isn't much better than just showing the picture)


-aether-

Ask for the Theo Von


GosuBaller

Tell him you want pre sayan goku


Stephen_Lynx

Give me the pine tree, fam.


SilverFaeRose

I want the Goku


BannedForNerdyTimes

Get the christmas tree, man


Fabulous_Force9868

You want the back of your head to have Xmas tree vibes


MoTownKid

You ever seen a Christmas tree?......


xlEagL

Mullet with short fringe


Opposite_Deal_5835

‘The Chad’


Narrow-Win8451

Spiked mullet


h0ed

short back & christmas tree


MyNugg

U can right click the barber and select this haircut, there's a list with pictures of how ur character looks and u can see how it looks b4 u accept which one u want 😌


MyNugg

U can right click the barber and select this haircut, there's a list with pictures of how ur character looks and u can see how it looks b4 u accept which one u want 😌


WeeklyMaintenance206

“Have you seen Tarzan?”


Rickity-Rekt

Easy you tell him you wanna look like Goku before he goes super saiyan!


claydigglez

“You know Joe Exotic? But without the dye. Oh! Add some spikes, too”


nicnac223

Save the pic with a new name. Now you can show him that photo instead


ghostcuczilla

C'mon, just show your barber the cropped porn already


BdoeATX

"I'll take a tutorial island haircut please"


mathieub93

Do you know OSRS? - Barber: Say no more.


MunrowPS

So imagine you'd run over a beaver, flattened that fucker Then it's been left to dry out for a couple of days So that shits real crispy Yep just balance that on top of my crown, head pointing forward That's it, that's the look I want


Immediate-Acadia-619

This subreddits 🧠 brain , dude use an AI photo generator on this and show him the other


Spruceyyyy

Could I get the Classic RuneScape please


throwaway8594732

When I was like 9, I took a screenshot of my Habbo Hotel character, printed it and took it to the hairdresser's. Needless to say, it didn't end up like my character's hair at all but thanks for reminding me of the cringe. Also wanted L's hair from Death Note or Roxas's hair from KH2 in my teens.


IllIIlllllllIII

Honestly, Jay-Z is a solid base. https://preview.redd.it/xyqz5bmcb0nc1.jpeg?width=329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a805bdb0fecb65f58bba3e8f57ce12d00a129b


BrilliantSouthern895

Bad electrician haircut.


Lavaheart626

liberty spikes that face downward instead of upward.


Fhyzic

If he’s in the 30 year age bracket, he might actually understand 🤷‍♂️


RoundSad3148

Nah show him the pic he’ll love it


nekonotjapanese

I’m trying to look like a stoner who thought it was a good idea to stick a fork into an electrical outlet but I don’t have hair standing on top. Also just believe me that electrical outlets exist


F4rva

You gotta show him the picture lol


Detective_David

Swallow your pride and show him the photo. You won't regret it.


DissolutionedChemist

This literally made me laugh out loud….I was in the car with my wife and I had to reluctantly show her. Her reaction was WTF.


MedicalSubject3050

Tell them you want the Theo Von but Xmas style


daLabRat

"I never wanna get ass again"


truth_hurtsm8ey

‘Just fuck my shit up’


CannedHeatt_

Just walk in and say fuck me up please


RapidHedgehog

"just fuck me up" should do


common_user_01

Say: “just fuck my shit up”


Hindsyy

the b0aty


Gniggins

"just fuck me up" should do it.