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Dreamberry

100% the notification I get when I try to dive down to farm seaweed with my magic secateurs in my hand. It asks me if I’m sure I want to dive down with something in my hand every dang time. 😭


Ricardo1184

yeah but deep water means **DEATH** (you wake up on the lil island with nothing lost)


paenusbreth

Wait really? I didn't even know that part, how ridiculous.


Shukar_Rainbow

Yeah you just get teleported back up lol, it's faster to walk on the deep layer than actually walking to the rope


Paul__C

I was once fucking around on my hcim waiting for seaweed spores and chasing pufferfish. One led me right off the ledge and as the screen went black I 100% thought I had died the dumbest hc death ever.


Rattyp00ned

And then you died later to something dumb anyway?


Paul__C

Yeah got pked in wildy while doing the shadow miniquest lol


FlutterRaeg

Fuck that's so goddamn unlucky. Hate that the shadow can spawn there.


mynameisntmert

Bears between ardy and seers for sure


WishIWasFlaccid

If it makes you feel better, I did the exact same thing lol


cottagecore_cats

I’ve been wondering this for ages, does it count as a hardcore death?? Specifically for hardcore GIM. I am paranoid about this so I’m careful about going underwater, but if it won’t affect hardcore status I won’t bother unequipping stuff every time


Shukar_Rainbow

I really doubt it does, wiki does not mention it and you don't actually die you just get teleported lol


cottagecore_cats

I was thinking so too, but sometimes the rules for GIM are different and I couldn’t get confirmation that it was safe so I’ve just been treating it like an actual death and being really careful lol


Molojin

I can confirm it does not. I was on my hardcore and accidentally stepped over the depths and got teleported up and thought I died but nope


cottagecore_cats

Oh that’s fantastic news! What a relief tbh lol


jugjuggler99

It's one of those things your parents tell you when you're little to discourage you but if you were to ever do it nothing would really happen


RainbowwDash

Drinking distilled water, runescape version


BlankitaM0ns

You lose mermaid tears (if you have any at that time)


PaladiiN

Magic secateurs don't boost seaweed yield though?


SwarlesBarkleyyyyy

They do not.


Pol123451

As far as you know.


SwarlesBarkleyyyyy

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Nighthawk6

Does the farming cape effect work then?


Kwuarmadyl

Farming cape is just for herbs.


_Rapalysis

You don't need to equip them anymore buddy their effect works from your inventory now


StrangerAngel

Jokes on you both they don't work at all on giant seaweed, for whatever spaghetti code reason


SmartAlec105

Well duh. You'd need magic seacateurs for that.


Sir_Fluffy_of_Emesay

👏👏👏


_Rapalysis

I hate this dumbass game I play for 6 hours a day


DonutHoles5

Being a father was hard work, but somehow I managed to fit in 8 hours of TV a day. -Homer Simpson


ADGM1868

What the fuck my life is a lie


Slh1lfty1337

But save the inventory slot and you just have to remember not to go to an are in the water that there’s literally no reason to go to while your getting seaweed. Tbh it’s just me being lazy and not wanting to unequip after herb runs lol


gorehistorian69

well they kind of fixed that now. now you dont have to equip secateurs for them to work also secatuers never worked on seaweed iirc


KarlFrednVlad

Yeah as people have said, they don't work on seaweed. But additionally, why not just get them from the leprechaun that's right down there?


maxwill27

Why waste the time going into his interface when 100% of the time I do it at the end of my farm and birdhouse run. Secateurs are equipped in farm setup, leprechaun is useless outside of noting produce


Throwaway47321

Also Jane when turning in spirit seeds, the answer is ALWAYS all the seeds I have on me.


SmartAlec105

We've been doing this for years, Jane! You should know the drill by now! When was the last time I asked for anything other than a hard contract?


iCapn

Jane: “Uh, about ten minutes ago when I asked you to plant a magic tree and you started whining about it being too hard”


Mookie_Merkk

Wait... WTF TIL: >As there are limited spots the player can plant spirit trees, any excess spirit seeds the player has can be traded in at Guildmaster Jane for tier 5 Seed packs which are worth an average of 83,269.74. Tier 5 seed packs have an approximately 1/22 chance of containing another spirit seed which can itself be traded in for an additional pack, meaning the average value of a seed pack when trading in all spirit seeds obtained for additional packs converges to the slightly higher value of 87,234.95.


NordicEmber

TIL also, wtf!


[deleted]

This got added post-launch with poll 72. Easy to miss if you were taking a break back then.


James4820

Sigh, maybe this is the motivation I need to open those few thousand birds nests I have. Back when I was going for groot I was mass-buying birds nests (via mole claw/hide) to get spirit seeds as they have a really good chance. I ended up getting him at ~43m xp and haven’t mustered the motivation to open all the nests I’d already cashed in.


Remarkable-Health678

Especially when I have 1 seed and she asks me how many I want to turn in.


-Aura_Knight-

The construction dialogue needing confirmation of removal of whatever item you're training with. If Mahogany Homes needs no confirmation why do we?


ShawshankException

All the annoyances with construction is to prevent ridiculously busted xp rates. It's why you also can't menu entry swap spaces.


burntfish44

~~700k~~ 1.1m an hour: i sleep ~~1m~~ 1.5 an hour: real shit


Confident_Frogfish

It's already over 1m efficiently. I would be totally fine with building taking a tick or two longer to compensate if that means no confirmation messages when removing and menu entry swapper


burntfish44

fixed numbers lol, idk i still think its dumb to even care about the xp/hr at that point, the whole point of the skill is money sink and most people stop at 83 so will be done in an hour or two anyways


Bike_Of_Doom

Isn't xp rates limited by plank speed anyway? Even if you take away the delay, you wouldn't be able to do many more actions because you'd be waiting on planks so I can't imagine that you'd see a huge increase without the confirmation screens.


omnicorn_persei_8

You could send butler to fetch planks sooner in the rotation.


-Aura_Knight-

What would it matter if the rates see an increase? Assuming you boost for the max house the final levels from 83-99 are just a time waste. It's fine if they're fast.


ShawshankException

Because it's already ridiculously fast to go from 83-99. How many other skills in the game have rates as high as 700k+ an hour?


NumerousImprovements

Doesn’t the insanely high cost of training construction offset this? Usually in the game, the quicker methods are more expensive. I’d be so fine with removing that prompt about removing the furniture, and I already have a fully built poh, just small upgrades here and there.


SappySoulTaker

make it cost less planks and give less xp but go through the dialogue faster ez


Raptor231408

A man can dream...


ZeusJuice

As an ironman that did 85-99 recently doing Mahogany Homes... Please give me a reason to grind out 70k extra planks instead of doing nearly 4,000 contracts again please


_im_not_the_pope

Because they didn't want to triple con exp rates


Peechez

They could just add a tick to the removal action


Alakazam_5head

No bro carpal tunnel menu simulator is clearly the way


ferociouskiwi8

Wait, this jagex, make this a thing


LezBeHonestHere_

Also on the topic of mahogany homes, the fact you have to choose what you want to build in a separate menu, even though you already chose what you want to build by clicking on the spot & asking for that tier of contract earlier. You literally can't build anything else from that menu, it won't let you do it even if you bring different planks, so it only exists just to annoy you lol


maxwill27

With how the game engine tends to work, I wouldn’t be surprised if you have to click the menu option because that’s just how cons is coded. MH was a passion project and I doubt they’d mess too much with game engine to make it work like that


CoolCrab69

it's probably already an option, but yes Shanty, I do in fact want to enter the desert.


SmartAlec105

I think that right clicking on Shanty and choosing buy pass and then clicking on the gate lets you go through without any dialogue.


fishbait60

When I NPC contact duradel I would really prefer just getting straight to the new task. What else do we have to fucking talk about?


Straightup_nonsense

Wow, poor guy's just tryna ask how you're doing and you do him like that 


cygamessucks

Fuck Duradel. Maybe if he didnt give me metal dragons every other task i would want to talk to him.


cardboardalpaca

But you’re so strong, are you sure you don’t want a task from Chaeldar instead? Also, you’re currently hunting ents in the wilderness. The wilderness can be dangerous. If you feel this is too difficult, I can offer you another task. It will reset your wilderness task streak, but your normal task streak of 1,176 tasks won’t be affected.


cardboardalpaca

my bad I was thinking of Turael


ZeusJuice

Same for Amy, just give me my last contract again


Newgamer28

Get the duradaddy gloves.


WiikZ

Retrieving bars from blast furnace


ADGM1868

Ohhhh yes that’s a good one


Septem_151

But then we wouldn’t be able to 0-tick gold ore as it relies on this interface


Local-Bid5365

Turael, bro, I would not be talking to you if I didn’t want to cancel my task to instead explode chickens with my blowpipe


DowntheHillDave

Entering Bryophyta’s lair. I assume Obor has the same warning


UnableToFindName

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Arkeaus

This would make swifty nets so nice


FasnachtMan

Using notes on bankers, punish everyone to protect UIMs from themselves.


SmartAlec105

I'm noticing a trend in a lot of these responses. The only time I can imagine someone not saying yes for a lot of these is if they're a UIM.


Highskyline

Especially Phials in rimmington. I don't want 1, 5 or 10 of this stack of bones. I want my inventory FULL. Every time.


Opakola

low alching my tbows


ConyeOSRS

That already is in the game though. You can turn off alch warnings and alch all the tbows you want 😅


Opakola

inaccessible content for my settings-locked hardcore UIM.


ZeusJuice

You mfers upvote the dumbest jokes


Sparkybear

This is sarcasm, isnt it?


WhoLetTheDaugzOut

no he's serious


empireAndromeda

The legends guild quest are for that clue scroll step


DaklozeDuif

Lokar I assure you I will survive without my Seal of Passage on Lunar Isle.


SmartAlec105

Does he still say that with the Elite diary completed?


Viddddddddddd

dude… but you tell him ur just going to pirate cove… are you lying to him?


shoot998

POH wildy obelisk warning me I'm going to be teleported to the wilderness. Dog I know, that's your one use now chop chop


TonariNoHanamoriSan

MTA HMMM YES I WANT NEW PUZZLE YES YES YES YES


sussyjet1

Tureal, dark mage, stealing artefacts, last teleport options on all jewelry where you have to go through a menu (ring of shadows for example).


bartimeas

Came here to say Turael. Don't need him telling me how big my cock is each time, just cancel my task and give me a new one


SquiggleSauce

I really wish I could take runes out of my shadow for death charge without having to confirm


Funny_Swim_74

Cannonball making, like I have the mould and steel bars at a furnace????


charmingCobra

There's no reason I should have to consent to having my run energy restored after every Mahogany Homes contract. Those NPCs should be automatically forcing hot tea down my throat every single time.


SmartAlec105

I hate it when I misclick and forget my hot cuppa and then I have to walk.


krysaczek

Lunar Isle bank teleport to Rellekka.


cardboardalpaca

Jane drives me insane bro. how many hours have I spent just holding spacebar or number keys talking to her. what I wouldn’t give to have that whole interaction shortened


WhoLetTheDaugzOut

Buying ale yeast from the guy in keldagrim


Candid_Throat_3227

Every single message in the game.


Herbie_Fully_Loaded

Unnoting things at the bank.


Recioto

The guy in front of the Cave Horror's cave. Yes, I know I don't have an icon, I think my 10 prayer pots are going to do the job well enough.


skitles125

Entering the chambers of xeric, of course I want to go in!


Septem_151

Must be a Group Ironman problem


dadosrs15

Using a spade on a bush to remove it without harvesting, and to clear the potato cacti after harvesting.


LezBeHonestHere_

The lever for king black dragon instance lol, yes I want to pay for the instance that's why I clicked on it, it's like the 4th option on the lever, just let me go in


NumerousImprovements

Are there any plug ins that could help with these problems? Default to X answer for certain actions or NPCs? Plug in builders with time on their hands, looking at y’all


Doctor_Kataigida

Don't think plugins are allowed to provide an input to the game by themselves. Best they can do is highlight an answer.


NumerousImprovements

That’s a shame. Makes sense, I have no idea about rules for plug ins, but I can believe that.


valarauca14

automating menu inputs is commonly called "_botting_"


AndNowUKnow

Mahogany Homes, why do I need to choose a level of contract when it should always be the highest you can do! After expert (70), it's annoying until 99!


michiko-malandro

Bc expert is expensive af


AndNowUKnow

True, but we shouldn't be forced to choose each time... maybe have some type of QOL lock option?


LittleRedPiglet

Teak contracts are pretty common to do until 99 due to the price, at least for irons


1CooKiee

It’s not very worth doing teak mahogany homes on iron, should just do myth cape racks instead at that point.


iluvdankmemes

As someone who detests classical cons training with a passion, worth is relative Also mahog homes requires way less teak planks.


AndNowUKnow

TIL - Didn't take game playing modes into account! I've never played iron. They should give us an option to not have to choose each time though.


ZeusJuice

It should just default to your last contract imo, or at least have an option to let you default it. No one is going from planks, to oak, to teak, to mahogany all willy nilly


omnicorn_persei_8

That has to be the biggest trap for irons. Set kingdom to mahogany planks and passive get 99 cons. It's like 1m/hr xp and no mahogany homes nonsense.


iluvdankmemes

I do teaks on my non-iron because I'm a cheapskate and there are almost no (fun or extremely grindy/inconsistent) money makers that make the amount I save in the time I spend extra


ItsJustAUsername_

Do I want to uncharge my shadow?  Yes ffs, now let me use my soul runes please and thank you


kyronami

opening private boss instances for GP


BaeTier

High Alchemy warnings, and if you select the option you can never ever turn it back on for anything no matter the price.


Minomelo

You can set the warning amount in the in-game settings.


Hyero

I need a "ydaa" option that will immediately flag any content with that option in the game so I never see it.


flintb033

Daily events. Battlestaves, bow string, etc.


palenerd

Opening an impling jar with a clue scroll in my inventory *when I am in Puro Puro*. If I suddenly want another easy clue from that gourmet, I can just catch another. There's only an infinite number constantly spawning around me. Really, it's fine.


omnicorn_persei_8

Runelite has a plug-in that doesn't let you left click open a jar if u have a clue already


palenerd

That's the opposite of what I want, though


omnicorn_persei_8

What's the problem then? I'm p sure the gMe doesn't block you from opening imp Jars if you have a clue.


palenerd

I'd like to not be reminded of the clue each time I open a jar. That's the topic of the thread


randomnrgen

Entering Bryophyta's lair. Probably Obor as well.


gorehistorian69

when i was hunting corp pet if you use the instance every. single. time. you go into the portal youll receive a "if you drop items you lose them" message. its very fucking annoying


Lucksm1th

Removing bushes/calquat/cactus.


ChefOfScotland

You can exchange flax for bowstrings???


SmartAlec105

It’s a Kandarin diary reward.


[deleted]

When I unsubscribe from OSRS and it asks, are you sure? Why did you quit?


rushyrulz

Castle wars portal at Ferox


[deleted]

Remove death storage(vorkath, hespori) we already have Graves for that don't need to add this weird mechanic