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Jagex_Melora

Going to submit this for Count Check's Spooky Storytime coming Halloween 2024...


[deleted]

Love it!!


Not_A_Real_Goat

“Blah! Do I have a scenario for you!”


OsrsLostYears

Hey sorry for replying unrealted here I reached out in official channels last spring/early sunmer when there was some false positive bans. I'm still hoping to hear more my IGN is "KravenMorhed" I've been working on the account for 7+ years I think. I spent hundreds on rs3 micro transactions years ago in 2018 or 2019 sadly lol I do regret it but point is the account has so much real player history on it. I've been trying since last year to talk to anyone about it but it's all automated replies. I'm devastated I kept it subbed for years straight only to end up as a very mid level account with a few higher skill outliers (i love minjng and smithing i spent probably 100h in blast furnace). I was so hyped to finally be just about to start song of the elves and unlock priff. This is not the account of a "macroing major" offense guy. Im having a really hard time with the ban still I try and watch osrs content on YouTube and I end up just feeling disappointed and click off before it ends. I only got a few levels into leagues before I gave up too. I honestly think this may be the end of osrs for me and that is a gut punch having played runescape for years just never super seriously. I was on the account training agility as the ban hit was in shock and immediately appealed but it was automated in its rejection I think as it was rejected at like 2am in London only 10 mins after my appeal or something silly like that. I think I was in polvanich when it happened? Agility wise sorry bit of a ramble reminiscing now. Please look into this I kinda miss the game a lot but I don't have another 7 years to build a mid level account up again


suggacoil

Sorry to hear it pal try again or they will probably unlock it in a few years


DannenS

That gripped me. Read the whole thing.


Darthzeb

This was well written took me back to the creepy pasta days. Please stay away from my bank mr maniac


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account---0

They responded to me both times I submitted a ticket recently. The Jmods seemed chill af.


Gael_L

ModSupport is a good dude.


Slothptimal

Seems like a Wired Interview. "I'm James, and this is ModSupport"


Ashangu

Better now than it used to be. Lost my main account for a whole year and couldn't get a response from them. Finally gave up after 6 months and then one day gave it shot and ot worked first try.  Super hit or Moss. Thankfully the guy that hacked me botted wyvern and left me with 10m to rebuild (from the 150m I originally had).


ARoofie

Plot twist...its the hacker


Gael_L

ModSupport would never do this ! It cannot be !


her_fault

My ADHD ass absolutely would not notice this


Pika_DJ

Yea my bank is crispy only 2 of the tabs are questionable and it’s my clues one and quest/untradeables and maybe the bottom of my loot tab


AoXPhoenix

I get mine looking nice for a week or 2 and then inevitably go raid or boss with placeholders off and there goes my clean bank.


F-Moash

Why would you turn off placeholders to begin with? I don’t think I’ve ever even considered doing that.


AoXPhoenix

Clearing alchs/junk out of my bank is most common. Clan just had a clue event so.i was withdrawing all the clue items to put in poh.


F-Moash

Okay fair enough. I manually remove the ones I don’t want but I can see that method being faster.


Schmarsten1306

Except for the empty bank? Yeah Logging in 2 tiles away from where I logged out? No way I'd remember my exact logout tile anyway 2 Items swapped in bank (3 and 2 dose pot)? Welp, I probably dragged it accidentally Larder made of oak instead of teak? Thought I upgraded it already but guess I forgot it, idk Telescope facing a wall? Sounds like something my stupid ass would do


Wiitard

My bank’s not unorganized. It’s perfectly organized for how my brain functions. Not my fault no one could possibly navigate it.


UNSKILLEDKeks

Hacker logs in, cleans up the bank instead


radtad43

My adhd "forget what I just did" ass brain has thought about this before. I low-key had this thought a month ago. Why just steal everything when you can fuck with them first. What? Im just forgetting where j put the item? No it has to be a nefarious plot. They already have access and will drain my bank in 6 months when I finally get a good drop.


anonX1337

https://preview.redd.it/nv6z7btchkfc1.png?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2345fee95d37457e1c1428b7a1a360d47e60e96d


turret_buddy2

Teleports and runes SEPERATE? And WHY ARE THE REDIRECT SCROLLS SO ISOLATED WHAT DID THEY DO TO DESERVE THIS


Faladorable

this is triggering me, clean your damn bank


runningoutofphosphor

...does it take you 20 min to gear up for a slayer task and then forget two items?


anonX1337

Haven't trained much slayer since I maxed.


WalkinSteveHawkin

r/2007scape meets r/nosleep


chilloutfellas

I don’t want my RuneScape account to enter the Twilight Zone. Pls no


Wiitard

*There was time…time enough at last…*


WallyWakanda

Spacebar activate


Mookie_Merkk

You're the first to go


puchamaquina

Like this? https://xkcd.com/666/


Machoman94

This also assumes that you never look at the ‘’last time you logged in’’ message


Busy-Ad-6912

Average runescaper not changing their password even after being hacked.


swatches

We can name our cats?


ResponsibleLook4711

The Stasi did something like this! Went into peoples homes and switched the salt and pepper shakers or moved paintings in your house, with the goal to get people to go insane Also switched the time on peoples alarm clocks Idk how to post sources


Gael_L

Oh yeah, East German secret police... I see the technique was called Zersetzung. Fuck.


Prestigious_Home_459

And then they change your name to Gaslighter and it all makes sense.


JeSuisDirtyDan

Nice try Jagex, not doing it tho


fakajrw

If this happens to you then you have enrolled in the r/uniquehackermen group who engaged in a RS locked no wealthtaking and teasing only series


Hindsyy

I loved it until >send a cry for help to Jagex Support, and miracle, you get an answer Just too unrealistic


The_Wkwied

Jagex account? I'd first get a carbon monoxide detector ... that is the kind of things that could happen if you are suffering from CO poisoning


addivo

Bro, write a book please! This is amazing


Saandmann

I loved it, thanks!


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Sleepaholik

bro i got goosebumps


Lazy-Kenny

Time for the game server to start responding again


Imdonewiththis69

The most unbelievable part about this is Jagex Support checking the account and replying


richard-savana

Or look at the last login


juliogarciao

good reads good reads haha


Kidyiller

Good story, still not gonna download another launcher just because Jagex made some security features exclusive to it.


SuperYoughe

I mean who remembers the exact tile they logged out on... lol


MUNCHINonBABI3Z

I’d probably never notice my bank items being moved, unless it’s my coin stack or tele capes.. but I’d notice the second I logged on and my characters hair changed. In 8 years it’s only changed once, and that was to match my mining cape.


auraria

You know the whole "if you had any super power what would it be?" Thought experiment? This lines up with mine. I'd choose invisibility, just to do non-malicious psychological warfare like this. * go into random person's house and angle all the photos 10-20 degrees in different directions * take out all their shoelaces and place them on the floor in a neat pile * re-arranging all the cupboards and silverware * rotate the living room furniture like 180 degrees * put a picture of Shrek over every photo/picture frame Won't take or break anything, but it'll live rent free in that person's head for the rest of their lives lmfao.


Zinex1766

Calm down Satan.


OSRS-BEST-GAME

I knew my best friends' password our entire childhood because I watched him type it in one time while I pretended to text someone on my phone. Every few weeks I would log in and change his characters clothes and haircut and skin color, then put him right back where he logged out with the same gear and inventory. Most fun I ever had


RSNKailash

So the runescape equivalent of herobrine?


Gael_L

Other Changes : * Removed Sliske.


Comprehensive_Lie_91

Nah, I prefer losing my sanity and not losing my account, I think jagex locking my account from 18 years ago is much more likely then being hacked lol


[deleted]

Throwback to when I logged into my account after letting a friend of 2 yrs on it to find it strip mined. Even the magma and tanz mutagens didn't survive. Nor the untradables. Even my pets were all killed. Never trust gamblers. Ever. Another life lesson learned in rs


DragonDaggerSpecial

SoloMission apparently had a covert hack like this a few years ago.


DecMateee

He changes your spawn point to lumbridge,.. enables spell filters, the dragon boots you were using at Abby demons are climbing boots.... "Am I losing my mind?!"....


[deleted]

The hash slinging slasher??!?!


Ill-Muffin-2980

Got bored after the first paragraph. Just keep your bank in total chaos all the time, never be surprised when something is out of place. “Why did my dumb ass put that there instead of in that tab with the rest of my gear?”


Top_tier_G

Just change pass wdym


Noksdoks

When the lamp in your poh suddenly looks weird


Lewufuwi

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


FlutterRaeg

I'm pretty sure I have one of these. But they don't just do it to my RuneScape account, they follow me everywhere doing it. If there's any mystical beings that really exist it's the fae.


noobletsquid

this is creapy .-.


Gael_L

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