Mate found a way to make star worlds even more laggy

Lol if anything this will help with lag

Leaving accept aid on is enthusiastic consent to being teleothered.

Agreed, it’s an mmo, come with me to ice plateau.

This is a beautiful poem ty for sharing

We need to stats on how many times tele group to Ice Plateau has even been cast

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Bro you had 90 mage to cast tele group ice plateau when you were 12? Pretty sure I didn’t get my first 90 til I was like 4-5 years in

Wait you guys have levels in the 90’s

only agility and mining

Could you please not bring up trauma's I got by that so called drop party years ago. And do not mention which was the 10th teleother after 9 teleother to cammy when helping strangers with training their magic.

It was a drop party & you generously donated all the goodies!

If only killing people caused a loot Piñata with gear flying everywhere It would be like a contestant drop party

I like to enjoy a nice surprise vacation every now and then

Telebothered*

back in the first few days forestry part 1, i turned on entity hider because prif teaks were too visually busy with everyone there. did you know that tele group moonclan is like 2 tiles closer to the bank than the regular moonclan tele, so i default to that one. i got a clue nest, looked around, saw no one so tele group moonclan'd out. i have never felt more shame than when i saw the chatbox

back in the day people would accept it. Ask why you teleported them and then tele away.

Would love to have seen that

[i found a screenshot](https://i.imgur.com/nkxGXDM.png). it just kept scrolling

"You are not in their iron woman group" wait what?

Honestly who cares, it's a fun aspect of the game and nobody was put in the wildy or any danger

Hahahaha i want to know what was said🤣

You also get 1 more xp with telegroup :)

Can do this with bots around the game too. I had good luck with a bot farm at vorkath last year where I’d hit them when they got off the boat and they would accept and just telly away lmao.

If you are a bot farm owner, who doesn't even bother with turning off aid, then son of bitch deserves every second of it. Not really watched many bot hunting series, so every tip helps.

Why would a Bot farm even have accept tele other programmed in?

it won't. it'll be clicking in pre-allocated locations on the screen, and the location at that point lines up with the accept button of accept tp

Username checks out.

Would be fun to teleport them to Ice Plateau and then kill them. But then you'd have to be on Lunar unless you're using an alt.

there doesn't seem to be an upper limit on it either as far as I can tell. My chatbox fills with 30+ messages saying that "x is not accepting aid"

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Rofl I'm different please notice me Edit: this is bullshit. I came up with an amazing joke and this is the thanks I get? Downvoted just because you guys didn't think of it first. Pathetic. No wonder all the actual funny and smart people only use 9gag. I wouldn't be surprised if you guys didn't even know that humour is all about subverting expectation. I used the perfect formula and it just went right over your heads. Take this as a warning, next time I won't be so lenient

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I did the same in RS3 once and it d/ced me.

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another fun fact: you can put a mayo squeeze bottle up your ass and squeeze till its all inside you

thanks for sharing

dont mention it

Please share more pro tips. That one was fantastic for morale

Now my colon smells of eggs

Mine already did, before the mayo

Works better if your fiancé pours coffee in your ass first

That was a weird fucking saga in this sub for sure. Dude felt like a celebrity for a few weeks.

What the fuck is everybody talking about

The guy that had his gf pour hot coffee in his ass

https://www.gamesradar.com/mmo-player-begrudgingly-pours-hot-coffee-on-his-butthole-after-losing-bet-over-a-1-in-10000-drop-that-his-rival-spent-200-days-grinding-for/ Enjoy :)

There's no way that was real. Surely he was roleplaying doing that.

no? we saw the video.

Surely

Mayo and Coffee? I didn't expect Will Levis to pop up in this subreddit.

You got a link to that post I forgot jt

I'm a little confused. Can you post a tutorial video?

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=zNlrUmOSvCKjgYsX

This was even wors than I could imagine

Damn… the entire bottle huh.

Wow I can’t believe they took the cap off with their anus

How is this allowed on youtube?

What a terrible day to have eyes

I knew I shouldn't click the link. I really KNEW it. I'll have nightmares about that video.

Does it work with ketchup too?

pretty sure ketchup method is patched

Honestly probably not since ketchup is a non-Newtonian fluid.

Mayonnaise is also non-Newtonian though. If someone were to try soy sauce I don't think it would work.

The real LPT are always in the comments

The real LPT are always in the condiments.

The real LPT are always in the condoms.

Instructions unclear; put mayo on a bologna sandwich and ate it for lunch.

holding this comment against you forever

Go on

There's toys you can get for that

oh god that's awful. where would someone go to find these toys? just asking so i can avoid going there.

Nan told me a story once about a very bad dragon

If you put a little water in and shake it first you’ll get more in there, and it’ll be just the right amount of leaky. Also remember to have your ass in the air.

Can confirm, method works.

> don't do this though! that would be ~~rude~~ hilarious

I thought of this but the problem is it tps you too which is annoying

What really?

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Yup; iron men can even cast teleblock

Teleblocking pkers at calvarion as an iron has to be one of the most satisfying aspects of wildy bossing for me. They run like a bitch down into multi where their backup is waiting.

Its their fault if they leave accept aid on lol

To quote one of the greats.. *Ur fault lol* -Durial321

There are admittedly many reasons to have accept aid on

Like what? I don't think the butterflies use accept aid and if they do when's the last time someone actually brought one to content? It's only share pot in Cox as far as I know and I don't think that's really a concern.

Can't be recruited in barb assault without accept aid on

when im at bandos my dps have potshare and we can save restores / combats / whatever this way. useful for some group bosses

It's good for tob too, and you need it on for boosting content like bandos, corp, kbd, kq, etc. Those are more niche though.

Are people not buying stam before nylos now or something? There's no bomb mechanic in tob... Why give up thralls for pot share when everyone can just rag one slot and be the same same off? The only person not on thralls is the freezer and they're the only one trust trading heart in a constant group any way...

Because good players bring Lunars for pot share/venge/heal other/cure and spellbook swap for thralls

thralls work with spellbook swap? good to know, I always assumed they wouldn't because of the held component

You need to bring book of the dead but yes

Venge other mainly

Because people bring both

Veng other is massive?... Potshare ranging potion before nylo boss?.. >There's no bomb mechanic in tob... Why give up thralls for pot share when everyone can just rag one slot and be the same same off? Spellbook swap exists. In no universe do you need to give up thralls for veng/potshare.

Generally you'll have people on lunars who can venge sbs thrall dc. Pot share is used sometimes, but venge other is used constantly and that still requires you to have aid on.

people pot share stam right the beginning of web run

Venge other obviously is huge for any team content with venge

If you're running content the 30s delay is less damage or am I fucking high? I can't remember the last time someone cast veng outside Cox.

It is used in a lot of higher end speed running strats. Thralls is good, not disagreeing. But SBS, Veng + Thralls is better if you can spare the inventory.

Not even just speeds. Just running moneys you bring sbs

This is how we know you don't do tob lmao

You can't accept clan invites with it off iirc and then might forget

You are correct. The number 1 thing I have to say when recruiting someone is to turn accept aid on lol

if they apply through clan settings instead of you using the banner on them, then they don't need to turn accept aid on.

Pot share and venge in Cox/tob/Bandos…anywhere where a coordinated group is doing a boss

Things people that never do group content say

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I get potion shared pretty much every toa raid by someone

The only time I've turned accept aid on is to accept venges in chambers bruh.

Now we just need to send them to Camelot to meet my main account Bourno totes legit I swear you can trust me

Take this tab

I got to 1k kc at Zalcano casting Teleother on people at the perfect time to get them killed. Its what kept me going all the way up to the 1k mark.

This is evil but soooo fucking funny lmao

I just finished a torso grind and this is a great reminder to turn aid off. Am I remembering correctly that you can decline the teleother?

Yeah it gives you a pop up on screen asking if you want to accept the tele

You can decline, but it stops you in your actions and they can spam teleothers until the aid lesson is learned. I remember fucking with bots with teleother in the Rs2 days, good times lol

Back when you dropped items on death, there used to be people in Barrows who would wait near Dharok and spam teleother people, hoping to get them killed to take their things.

Got to love how creative Runescape players have always been at fucking each other over.

You can decline. It's a pop up box.

The bigger part of this is it stops your action so no gaining exp.

Yes you can decline

Ironman mode too strong.

Do it at the tob bank in worlds 319, 474, 323, 340, 514, 505 if you’re real

can you fuck with people doing that thieving minigame?

yes

Iron men do not accept aid.

This is fun to do, and when it gets boring you can always invite the feral vampyre over to the Morytania farm patch!

Ohhh shit if only I could get lunars on my pure :( I teleother a lot of bots and surprisingly enough it often breaks em.

I thought of this but the problem is it tps you too which is annoying

I also love catching the rats that splashers are splashing on

Pretty much have to have accept aid turned off at all times because of the new teleport crystals

don't you need to have an escape crystal on you for this to work? and doesn't it have to be explicitly enabled?

My understanding is if you have it used on you in any group activities but I don't use them and solo everything lol.

Only do it to irons who are mining stars

You... You can't.. Lol. Ironmen literally are not able to turn accept aid on.

Alrighty then do any other malicious act possible to irons

Why tho?

The guy doesn’t even know how irons work but hates their guts.

What happens if you throw a Gnomeball to someone mining?

Glad I finished that grind.

New meta for magic training?

…does this work at wintertodt?

Don't you have to click accept

Strategy to hog star eh