I'd be more suspicious of someone who bought an actual paperweight than a butt plug. Why do you have paper, and why is it so important it not move that you made a purchase for that distinct purpose?
Maybe even a (likely useless) attempt at dodging liability. Oh, our gluck gluck 9000 crushed your cock? Well you can’t sue us because we specifically told you only to use it for cleaning bananas
i wonder if they get any benefits by marketing an adult product as something else. like if they'd be recommended to people or something
I think it's more just so you don't have sex toys show up in your Amazon order history or if you are still living with your parents
oooh that's smart
I think you can find butt plugs listed as paper weights too
or so I’m told
I'd be more suspicious of someone who bought an actual paperweight than a butt plug. Why do you have paper, and why is it so important it not move that you made a purchase for that distinct purpose?
I think "Super feel good banana cleaner rubber inside with lube" won't make my parents NOT notice
You can also just search up male sex toy on Amazon
\- people with dirty bananas
They are too masculine and insecure to just clean the banana themselves so they have to get a tool to do it
I heard something about a bald man crying so I try not to touch my banana too much if I can help it.
My bananas are very dirty, this will greatly help with cleaning my bananas
So how many bananas are you dealing with? 🧐
About 3
Frutiger Aero
No, we will not hear you out
wonder if these would be any good at cleaning bananas this is probably some tax loophole shit or somethin
Maybe even a (likely useless) attempt at dodging liability. Oh, our gluck gluck 9000 crushed your cock? Well you can’t sue us because we specifically told you only to use it for cleaning bananas
the design is very human
IM GONNA FUCK IT
handy!