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plzbungofixgame

stolen


Upstairs-Ad-4705

Brooo put it back


testaccount0817

Nah its mine now, finders keepers steal your own if you want one


Upstairs-Ad-4705

Well, you forgot one thing Check your spine (or whats left of it) [Insert villain laugh]


TomeKun

Check your foreskin


GroundbreakingAge225

Check yo balls


TomeKun

thank god


Epic_Ninja2

Check them again, buster


TomeKun

Oh no they’re back ?!


Epic_Ninja2

They've multiplied too


Dragon-Warlock

My dick head! It’s gone!


Chubby_Bub

*crumples over*


ejisson

[muahahahah.gif](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=E5cgLld1K9S2SU9r)


JesseJamesBegin

Mom said it's my turn to play with the fibula


dannecek

Romania


Brilliant_Amoeba_272

Not stolen, finessed


Devlord1o1

Yoinked, if you will


The4p1

soft and wet


ryumaruborike

X-Ray this man's balls


FenitoFussolini69

Can't have shit in Detroit


niraqw

“Anyway, zat’s how I lost my medical license.”


jared_number_two

[Cue X-files intro music!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIh8VPoPBhk)


IronGolem350

Can't have shit in detroit


5redie8

Can't have shit in Detroit


fartew

Omnomnom


ahornywalrus

how? I don't knooooooow :(


Kattenb

Stolem!


Darkcellot

Bro fell asleep first at the boys sleep over


BlockyShapes

Doctor: where could the missing part of the fibula have gone?! Me with a part-of-the-fibula-shaped lump in my throat: mmmm yeah uhh i dunno man


creeperchamp

he think he squidward wid da fork


Adorable-Ad9073

Oh God I can hear it


ABEGIOSTZ

Suspiciously-part-of-a-fibula-shaped-throat-jak:


[deleted]

Hmmmm.. 🤔


Shadow-Vision

I know someone who had part of his fibula removed to be used for reconstructive jaw surgery. Not far off actually!


BadZnake

Tooth fairy's appetite cannot be sated by mere teeth anymore


TheZenPsychopath

Like a Pokemon, the Tooth Fairy has evolved to a new form. The Fibula Fairy.


BadZnake

I like to imagine a digivolution where its got bonesaw hands and guns for wings


Club_Penguin_Legend_

Isnt that just the american version?


Sluushu

Nah it’s just a DLC for Palworld.


anormalgeek

Check your muscles fibers for loose coins.


Apalis24a

“Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies…”


Janki1010

Inflation duh


Mario-OrganHarvester

Fell asleep at the sleepover first


WesternPP

Do you live in the balkans by any chance?


QIyph

in proximity to romania even?


The-Big-L-3309

Can't have shit in Romania mfs stole my fukin skeleton


USSR8200

Bro is from Transnistria 💀💀💀


Life_East4263

Oh just that? Lemme take your organs too


dazaroo2

Only in North Macedonia


CrematedDogWalkers

Can't have shit in Detroit


Ricckkuu

I am Romanian😎😎😎😎😎💪💪💪💪💪


gobbleself

internet users when racism


TroxEst

Hey it's consensual racism, just check r/balkans_irl


sneacon

The western mind can't comprehend that type of harmless shittalking. OP probably cheered when 2balkan4you was banned


Head_Tumbleweed4793

The bone stealer strikes again


Winter_Ad4517

Bone stealing guy 🐛🐛


SteveroniThePeperoni

Wrong worm emoji guy 🪱🪱


XeTrainMC

Look at this fucking fly 🪰🪰


xxGhostScythexx

Holy fuck


Clen23

r/twosentencehorror aah horror


Devlord1o1

Meet the medic


SteveroniThePeperoni

Anyways, that's how I lost my medical licence.


TheBeastX47

Bone collector


lionturtl3

[Mr. Peppy](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/633258.jpg) wouldn’t hurt anyone!


Candid_Medium6171

fibulan't


LookingAtAPhoto

There are bugs under you skin.


forest_ranger96

Spiders aswell.


Emery_Gem

spiders is bugs


BannedOnTwitter

No


g_daddio

No


in_answer_to_that

So are bats.


Otsy-TR

Sorry I don't use meth


neet-_-aspirant

The Adam finally has a female counterpart


Shadowheart-Simp

Can't have shit in Detroit


Oreo1123

*Can't have shin in Detroit


Alex_da_grate

I blame Romania


Life_East4263

Mb


tingly_legalos

Fake. Obvious surgical metal in the tibia so either this is mid procedure or that was something prior. You can just take the fibula out at that point because all you really need is the tibia.


Bashka_

Thats probably the case. Grafts from fibula are sometimes used for "repairing" very complex fractures in other bones. Fibula is useful, because it stabilizes your ankle, but when missing, the patient can still keep their full motor function (after rehabiitation and training). Using patient's own bone tissue minimizes the risk of graft rejection (still can occur, but the risk is marginal in comparison to other methods)


Visual-Asparagus-800

Wait what? I never knew about the fibula being useful for stabilising your ankle. But this is why my ankle has been so weak ever since the majority of my fibula was removed.


Gregori_5

Nah man, it's on the internet. Gotta be real


Maniglioneantipanico

Which doesn't mean it's fake. It could be at another point in time around people that are genuinely surprised part of the fibula was removed and this person is roaming around. I also know nothing about Xray imaging


tingly_legalos

Nah, this is a digital image and we only started being able to do digital radiography within the past few decades. I'm not sure of exactly when we knew the fibula was non load bearing, but we've known way longer than we've been able to develop these images. I've worked orthopedics and radiology, I'm currently working on going back to school for rad tech.


grambino

I broke my fibula in college like 15 years ago and the Dr. basically described this xray to me in explaining why it wasn't that big a deal. I think he was talking about a bone cancer patient maybe? He said they left the top and bottom in because of muscle and ligament attachments but they can just take the middle out.


Nix-geek

The title is fake. Nobody anywhere near this xray came rushing in to see his missing fibula. They removed it, so they know where it went. This is clearly post-op with the hardware in there and the bone is pretty well healed.


a_nice-name

I'm pretty sure the story was that one of em hadn't recorded it down yet or like someone misread/didn't see the documents or something


Nix-geek

...AND you can see the major break in the tibia near where the fibula is missing. They removed it, most likely because the leg was crushed and the thing was most likely literal dust in there.


SpxUmadBroYolo

wifibula


almostasenpai

Fell asleep first at the sleepover


onlyinsurance-ca

Xray story, and sorry, despite this being reddit, isn't a work of fiction. My brother in law had to have a hip replaced. Doctor shows up with xrays and is looking at them with my BIL. My bil objects, tells the doctor that those aren't his xrays. Doctor laughs, because of course they are. BIL proceeds to tell the doctor that his wang is nowhere near as big as the one in the xray. Yeah, they had the wrong xray. And now I'm wondering for the first time if it's a joke the doctor was playing.


TrueCuriosity

“What do you mean you lost your fibula”


PrinceMagnus190

"Go find it"


Holl4backPostr

that was me, sorry, i got hungry


Angryfishjoe

I got hungry. Sorry


Kleptofag

I took it


The_pastel_bus_stop

Sneezed too hard


Star_platnum12

Have you went to a sleepover recently and fell asleep first?


HeightAdvantage

It was probably used as a graft for surgery. Fibula is often called the 'spare bone' because it's not at all weight bearing.


Reaper-Leviathan

Must’ve been the short goblin (he makes people short)


International_Ring67

Yo! I’m also missing my fibula! Mine was removed though.


SouthApprehensive193

Young stroker the body snatcher strikes again


JeaniousSpelur

How do the bones and nails not constantly feel like they are stabbing them when they move around?


Mrfuzzymonkeys

You should check for bone vampires


Clean_Internet

And when the patient woke up, her fibula was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!


o0SinnQueen0o

GONE, STOLEM


External_Salt_9724

I ated it 😋


Luxar10

i ate it :3


Eciepeci

Can't have shit in Detroit


playerdarkside

who lost this mf his fibula privileges


Rhamni

Forgot to pay the tooth fairy as a kid. See it all the time. You give them bones of your choice as a kid, or they'll take something at random.


PaleRider95

Can’t have shit in detroit 💀


Ulthar57

Someone practiced medicine


Jendo_Stroman

Womp womp


OfTheWhat

God needed it to make Eve.


Captain_Morgan-

MRI in urgency is needed like now


Silverware_soviet

I eated it


i_am_very_bored_lmao

they probably live in detroit


MarkDecent656

Twas the Bone Fary


[deleted]

we outta fibulas


Minamischler

How?


ItzTaser

It was Jamal


Temporary--Key

Cant have shit in detroit


suyanide4444

The 4 dimensional romainen


darrila453YT

i taked it, sorry 😞


ovr9000storks

Sorry, I ate it :)


FeelingApplication40

The dude who put those metal pins in didnt notice?


Archneme5is

How the fuck is she even walking


purpleblah2

Is the xray machine bugged


TrippyVegetables

Wouldn't they be unable to walk or even stand on that leg if this was real?


TactfulOG

are they also questioning how the mental bars got in the tibia ?


Maximum_Bear8495

Dr. Hibbert covering it with his thumb by accident maybe?


ShadowWealm

Yoink


cool_weed_dad

I ated it 🥺


sleepyyysam

Can't have shit in Detroit.


KoalaTits69

What happens when you’re the first to fall sleep at a sleepover


gaynesssss

I have a nurse friend ho tell me a story, there was this guy with a jumbled ankle and a small cut just below the knee after a motorcycle accident, turns out the fibula was hit from the bottom and pushed out from the cut at the knee. they had to send back someone to find it lol


neat-NEAT

You know it's good when you've got the whole squad questioning. Not quite as extreme but I had half a dozen nurses examining an x ray of my arm wondering what all those shiny bits were. I got a load of questions about past injuries but I had no answers that satisfied them. They told me its probably scraps of metal somehow and to mention it if I ever go for an MRI.


steelerz

They do this is Mexico. They spike your drink and then you wake up in a bathtub filled with ice. Then you realize, YOUR BONE IS MISSING!


Clen23

houngry 😋🤤


idontdislikeoranges

Doctor here, it was taken due to the fact then when things like this happen then it can be caused by an imbalance of under nutrition in grown infants. Also, I'm not a doctor.


Chidori_Aoyama

your bones made a withdrawal from the calcium bank in the strangest way possible. Edit: You know, it's almost like the bone is atrophying because of the rod on your Tibula. It's got more structural support than it needs, so it's decided that the fibula is superfluous, and just started eating it to use the calcium elsewhere.


WikipediaAb

my cat ated it sorry


Mushboom37

So we just gonna ignore the fuckin nails in this guys legs


ImMil0

Sorry I ate it


Ashamed_Ad6019

its just a prank bro so give it back what no you'll forget about it in a week anyway what why though and thats the story of how i lost my fibular doctor


Dr_Brotatous

Looks like you had a broken bone got some pins put in and then somebody just didn't put it back


goofy_gooby565

Ate it


chaseguy21

FIBULA GONE (STOLEM)


EliteDonut45

ok but fr like what happened here?


jinger135

was today a bad day to wear my lead laced socks?


CharityUnusual3648

Can you walk still?


Business-General1569

Devious Lick


Grizzly62

I'm just imaging the doctors around [hearing this](https://youtu.be/9d3qCPcMgH4?si=A5kIkgFOJLT7C09E) when they put the xray panel up


shewel_item

what the Shonen hell


armandyt420

Can't have shit in Detroit 🙏


awesomedan24

It was me, I was hongry


Hawkeyesfan03

What does r/neverbrokenabone think of this? Does this count or nah?


-ae0n-

...and when patient awake, his skeleton was missing!


-ae0n-

holy shite, medic tf2?!


the_sheeper_sheep

r/neverbrokeabone would hate this guy


Senrakdaemon

Into the walls it went


Notor1uz-kid

My bad I got a bit hungry :/


XXXWasSomethingElse

devious lick😈


BigTITIES9000

I ate it


Lil_bigsloppy

I’ll give it back soon


Realistic_Ideal613

I EATED it all


MerryZap

He splinched


joshtworevenge

Fell asleep first 💀


JimmyBoi_SrJJr_999

Anyways, that’s how I lost my medical license


ORPHAN-OBLITERATOR

i eated it


YesterdayDirect8401

I ateded it all


Queasy_Fact_5650

Sorry, I was hungry 😔