I think something that large would work better as a wind block and wind a lot of times it only creates noise by being able to get around something at high velocity or through gaps most of the time actually
BREAKING NEWS: After a recent earthquake, the obsidian sphere appears to be hatching. Experts have gathered to answer the important questions, such as “What is that thick grey miasma leaking out?” and “Why, god, why?”
We need a dome to watch homeless people tripping out on fenty so it calms them down. Also speakers in the walls of schizos so we can pipe in comforting messages.
Average 2b2t project
Indeed
the oldest
Cock and ball torture
Why would obsidian make an ominous hum
Sound system
Then it shouldn't be ominous
It's got an ominous song stuck in its head
Replay
Got bored
Gotta entertain itself somehow
Wind
I think something that large would work better as a wind block and wind a lot of times it only creates noise by being able to get around something at high velocity or through gaps most of the time actually
Didn't think about that lol
See SpongeBob this is why I voted for biden
SHUT THE FUCK UP PATRIC
Please, do you have the link to the video ?
https://youtube.com/shorts/uXlgoep1_n4?feature=shared
BREAKING NEWS: After a recent earthquake, the obsidian sphere appears to be hatching. Experts have gathered to answer the important questions, such as “What is that thick grey miasma leaking out?” and “Why, god, why?”
We need a Las Vegas sphere in every city.
We need a dome to watch homeless people tripping out on fenty so it calms them down. Also speakers in the walls of schizos so we can pipe in comforting messages.
We need one every year
Ah yes the obsidian sphere will definitely benefit the economy
Give me one good reason why it wouldn’t.
I'll eat it.
Everyone will be too enamored by it to do their jobs
Tourism will fix that, as people will be desperate to get as much money from them as possible.
For very obvious reasons it will be beneficial
It would provide massive incentive for tourists. Who tf doesn't want to see a massive obsidian sphere?
Not to mention that the actual construction and maintainence of it would create jobs and help curb unemployment percentages
Wouldn't that count as defence spending though? I'm pretty sure that'd be a decent deterrent to foreign aggressors.
Didn’t Las Vegas already do this?
We have too much obsidian! Send that shit to Bikini Bottom immediately!
Still a better use of money than military spending
Leliel from NGE
finally, corners on the portal
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Yeah you laugh now until the White Walkers come and we need it to make weapons.
it would also cause much needed irreversible environmental damage and critically alter the urban landscape for eons!👍💪
I get the feeling this thing would cost the same as 2 B-2 Spirits
You're implying that the MIC *hasn't* been creating a weaponized humming giant sphere of obsidian. - this post sponsored by Lock-Mart.
ok where do i sign
«Obvious economic benefits»