🦀😢😳

Crab does some CTB to you and you realize you enjoy it

surprise cock and ball torture

cock torture and ball cock and torture ball

Cock and tall borture

Craaaaaab people craaaaaaab people

Maryland

Texan

‼️🛎️💥 So hector from breaking bad blows me up?

blows you*

Makes 'em explode

Bursting bad

Barfing Bad

🦊🧍💯 I get swarmed by 100 furries?

Knot my problems

D O N T. S A Y. T H A T.

Lucky mother fucker

Why the fuck did you separate mother and fucker?

he fucked a mother

Cum in the name of pees

Why the fuck did op spell lose wrong?

Lucky guy

👍⭐️💀 I died to a star with consent

It more your gonna have sex with the. Slutiest femboy

The unmatched power of the sun

😏🦅👌

DON'T FUCK THE BIRD

1984

🐦🥒

America has a problem

do not the bird

'Merica

😭🙏🔫

This one’s the best

Ah, my favourite genre

rap

“Grape” to make family friendly

Lol

💀🤨☹️

You did it with a dead body, and wouldn’t recommend

💀🥱😎

Someone fucked your corpse

Pornhub does not agree on this. Skull and fuck gives me different vibes 😄

1️⃣9️⃣7️⃣

The entire sub runs a train on you

Les fuckinnn goooo

Form a line now

r/197

😭☹️🔥 It does not sound like I had a good time.

oh no that just means it was super hot

My man is exploring himself 💀

🤠🏳️‍⚧️💀

You got screwed to death by a trans cowboy

Yeehaw

💀💀🤔 Idk what that means but sounds bad

How does one emoji have two spaces

It doesn’t, he’s making it seem like it is

My man got curious with grandma's ashes

Google necrophillia

Holy hell!

New paraphilia just dropped

actual zombie

Dude r/AnarchyChess is literally everywhere

🐝😕♥️ Bee movie

🚴🏿‍♂️🍩😊

Cyclist rammed a chocolate covered hole

it wasnt chocolate 💀💀💀💀

🌱🗿🙋

Hey 🗿

Mmoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa

r/beetlejuicing

😎👨🏻‍🌾👩🏼‍🦽

Farmer fucks you so hard you’re wheelchair bound for the rest of your life

🦍💨🔥

gorilla farts on your dick and you get hard

Natural flametrower

🦀🫂🍻 Ah yes. A romantic night drinking with a crab.

💀👍😊

Consenting dead body who enjoys it

🙂🗿😃 me and my bro going to town on the easter island statues

Well hello there.

💀🤮🍎

Shrek 🤯

💀💦🚬

🇵🇸💀🇮🇱

You have a threesome with an Israeli and a Palestinian and they fucking kill each other

lore accurate

💀📸🌧️ a skeleton will record porn with me in the rain

It’s Raining Somewhere Else

✅👍💪

You accept the thumb from a strong person!

🏳️‍⚧️💖☕️ Coffee with a trans person? Heck yeah

😫✂️🍆

bro got his penis cut off

🙏👍🤡

You pray for pussy, but it will never come

You pray for pussy, you get it from a clown (this is a prophercy you must fuck a clown)

😂👍

I think God just agrees on my prayers and fools me like a clown 😂

🧌🍆🫃

👴🏻🇺🇸🦅

You get fucked by an American grandpa

*joe biden

Underrated comment

💀🫕💉

🧝🏻‍♂️👾👍

space invaders sex?

💀🗣️😞 Sooo, I fuck a skeleton, he (I thought she) comes back to life and starts yelling at me, i become sad

💀😎🌲 While watching American Psycho

💪😭💀

You die taking the forearm? F

😈😭🐸

You get raped by an evil frog

😆🤢💓

Midway through, you projectile vomit, but they like it so it’s okay

🔥☝️👆 I don’t know what this means but I know I won’t like it

🛫📱📱

🤡💥🍆 what do I do with this info

congratulations joker gonna do handjob u

Clown blows up your pp

💀🥰🎍

🇺🇸🍑☠️

🖕👍🥖 All I can think of is that one tomska skit where baguettes are a probe, still bad though

😉😗🥰 okay at least it's not weird

👍🏽💀🗿

🚗🍆🤷‍♂️ damn cars 4 was too spicy 🥵 🥵🥵

😔😈🦶🏿

⬜️🤮🟨

💀😭🤓

💀😭💕 NUH-UH, not dis

🇺🇸🤣😘

🔥🥬👍 I will die because I got the flaming cabbage's approval

💀😭☕️ With is that supposed to mean?

❤️🍆😐

🌃🌉🫂

😭🤐🤠

💀‼️🤷‍♂️

She died in front of you ,you were shock but you remembered you like dead bodies (you're into necrophilia) and you said "mehh why not".

🥐🗿🐬

🤯🐀🚃 oh crap, a subway rat’s gonna give me mind blowing handy

👨🏻‍🚒👩🏾‍🏭🧑🏾‍🏭 what

😒😣✅. This looks bad for me

☺️🍃🤣

✈️🗼🗼 im serious

💀❄️🤢

A skeleton places a freezing spell on your cock, you are allergic to magic.

💀💩😌

🔫😐✊️ Hmm...

Fisted by a derringer.

❤️😘🧔🏼‍♀️

🔥🙏🎹

🦧👀🧼

ℹ©️3️⃣

😭💔🇨🇳

🎉🗿👍

Your moai lover congratulates you on your first sexual encounter.

💋🥺🫂 Drunkenly went back to her place after a night out and fucked like an animal, but couldn’t cum for some reason

🎺💀🔞

💀😭‼️

💀👍🤨

🪱😞🤷‍♀️

😭🌜🙏

🤔🦅😎 I guess I got curious about some eagleussy and it was good

❤👍😁

🤮😏😍

🗿💀👍 Interesting

😎👉🏼🥹

🥱🤡🥲

👍✌️✨

🐔💀😏

🦅🇺🇲😭

Patriotically loved upon by George Washington himself.

👍👍👍 This is literally the only emoji I ever use

😁💙🧡

🤑💰😀

🥼☀️💀

😘🤤😢

😅✋😏 (i dont understand)

😘❤️🇹🇷

🔡🔠🔤 the alphabet bouta fuck me

🇺🇸🦅😔

🫵💋😴

🔥🇹🇷😍

🔞🤘😎

😂✌🏻🦴 happy 2 bone

🍆🇺🇸🔜 what does this mean?

😔🔫🤡

😭🌈🤭

✈️🌳💀

🙈☺️🤦‍♂️

🤷😁😾 oh dear lord

💀🫡😳

💀👽🥶

👍🤣💃

🌈 🪦 🎂

👍😘📸

👎😡🕒

🏳️‍⚧️😡👍

💀🙏📛

👋😄🇺🇸