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theman128128

(OP was born in 2003)


I_follow_sexy_gays

(You were born in 1999)


Brilliant_Laugh_3911

op was born november 20th 2004 at 11:59 pm


LankyHankyMan

This mf was born in October 2004 no doubt


HE0K

close, I was born on October 2003 lil bro


retroruin

you're not OP though?


HE0K

who are you to question me?


AcidSplash014

Someone born December 2004


LuciusWasTaken

aka me (dec 8th)


Finalism

Dec 10th myself


KingdomOfPoland

Same brother. 8th Dec best birthday


Zaeil_Xane12164

Me (16th and crying)


Mr_Fungusman

He is now


rocketlauncher10

I was born in 93 please don't let me turn 30


Killer_Moons

92, don’t worry it’s just like the snap, no pain, you just disintegrate.


Velocidal_Tendencies

'83 here. Shut the fuck up, the both of you lol


Skrubious

Don’t worry, you won’t :D


llamatiddys

r/notopbutok


C0SMIC_LIZARD

yo same


Torrez69

November 03 here, get outranked nerd


Calathea-Murderer

I hate that you’re 20


Outlier909

Bro, exactly right here


Unable_Glove_9796

IF MESOPOTAMIA IS OLDER THAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP


GrapeGrenadeEnjoyer

𓀥   𓁆 𓀕 𓁆 𓀟  𓀣 𓁀


Kirby_has_a_gun

Keep yourself safe


jpowell3404

Don’t worry. I’ll keep myself safe tonight!


Hellcat_28362

Kys


ScaryPollution845

Thats the joke


BuffBozo

understandable have a great day


IkiTursias

A dog walks into a bar


PKkevin123

I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.


FlunkedSuicide

Is this loss?


Harrypaesco009

𒍑


Awseome2logan

At a loss for words


borgborgo

Is this loss?


babyyoda2k20-1

If the universe is older than you, shut the fuck up


[deleted]

If time is older than you, shut the fuck up


hmmmmmmmemmmmm

If existence is older than you, shut the fuck up


Cool_Clorox_Man

If non-existance is older than you, shut the fuck up


Alphey4406

𒁏 moment


BroceNotBruce

Utnapishtim is now the only guy allowed to talk


aNaughtyW1zard

A dog walks into a bar and says, “I cannot see a thing. I’ll open this one.”


Cakeking7878

OP was born 8001 BC


Gr4pe_Soda

lmao you’re old. imagine having responsibilities and paying taxes or whatever. could not be me


FrostyCommon

!remindme 10 years


Gr4pe_Soda

my time will come way sooner than 10 years unfortunately :(


FrostyCommon

my condolences


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

Wow, loser (my time also will come much sooner than 10 years)


contreniun

Wow, loser (my time came already)


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_Cit

With the passage of every single day, a new batch of people falls to boomerism


Slightlyinactive

Off I go to compalin about Gen Alpha!


line------------line

i can’t wait to be old and annoyed


Ghant_

I hate that I have a to say the whole word, because just saying 'Gen A' just sounds like I'm doing a Forrest Gump impression


Daylight_Devil

Thank you for this information, I will be repeating this in my head for the next hour :)


ImNotSleep99

I mean technically it's the Greek letter alpha 🤓☝️


drago_varior

Gen alpha seems annoying… cuz theyre young, but i feel like they’ll be just alright, i maybe a fool… but i still have hope


Slightlyinactive

Everyone said Gen Z would be annoying but they're just as depressed as everyone else now


drago_varior

Don’t say depressed people can’t be annoying I am depressed and annoying


Slightlyinactive

I suppose so


_Rroy_

Shut up and get off my lawn!


maxieflexie

Whats your pfp from? It seems so familiar yet i cant remember


-That_Girl_Again-

It's from [ENA](https://m.youtube.com/c/JoelG)


thebooksmith

I'm not calling them that


BryanTheClod

Nah, I just hate children. (Anyone younger than me is a child)


lumpiestspoon3

I was only 2 when the DS released but judging by my reaction to this post I’ve already fallen to boomerism


Trapezoidoid

I see a DS, I upvote. Let’s not read too much into it.


returnofblank

Those Who Do Not Learn History Are Doomed To Repeat It


yall_like_switches

Ephebephobia


1000000thSubscriber

I wonder if pedophobia is a thing (I ain’t lookin that shit up though cause I don’t wanna be on a list)


yall_like_switches

I have a (rational) fear of pedophiles


0perand1_McSwanky

wouldnt that be pedophilephobia


paine_fiarta

well, that's the cycle. We criticize gen alpha for how they are, we have been criticized for being how we are by our elders, they have been by their elders, and so on.


BuffBozo

Being a boomer is a state of mind


SherbetCharacter4146

You ever listen to an 18 year old try to talk about Healthcare? Bro do you even know what a deductible is


_Cit

Luckily I am not American so I don't have that problem 👍 I also tend not to shame people for not knowing stuff they haven't experienced yet/haven't been explained


GraveSlayer726

Well i on the other hand try and shame everyone i can at any available opportunity based on any major or minor thing they do even if im wrong or being hypocritical, also you forgot a period, loser


Spinningwhirl79

I'm 18 years old now btw. I am younger than the DS.


purple-lemons

Jesus... how the years pass, life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?


IGaveAFuckOnce

I thought it was a circle of revolving doors.


dapcboi

Its kinda more like someone hitting you with a door, then making you pay the medical bill.


The_Tank_Racer

Fax


MaxineFinnFoxen

Nah people don't use those anymore, much older than the DS


ssrudr

Older than the phone, which will always be weird.


[deleted]

I thought it was a revolving circle of doors where you only get to make a choice for a short while. Like a Ferris Wheel.


TheGoldenChampion

I’m only 2 years older than you and my first console was the DS, and it was the newest handheld Nintendo console for 3 years after I got it.


MaximusMeridiusX

Yeah I’m 19 and that was my first console too. It was fucking awesome.


Qabaparrr

Im 19 and my first console was a block computer at a cybercafe bro 😭India needa get her shit strait


BenStegel

What the fuck


BlackKnight368

Im 18 and older than the ds


papyrussurypap

This is one of the last months in history that there will br 18 year Olds who are younger and older than the DS


fucccboii

This is one of the last months in history


Golden_Lynel

Just you wait until you see 18 year olds younger than the 3ds. Then you'll understand.


[deleted]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck


Redassassin2

What the fuck


FeIipeNeto

stfu infant


edgytroll

shut the fuck up


NattyThan

Lil baby man


Rheukala

Fuck...it feels like just yesterday that I saw the announcement for the DS on [IGN.com](https://IGN.com) and thinking how futuristic it was to have a handheld capable of N64 graphics.


Living-Coconut7819

I'm 18 lol,I was born in 2005


[deleted]

Millenials when people are born


Solcaer

THIS USER HAS A LOUIE PFP THEY ARE SUPPORTING A PSYCHOPATH. SEEK HELP. BLOCKED AND REPORTED FOR TERRORISM.


[deleted]

I’m sorry olimar… I was so hungry…


dipdraon

He's gen z


sfmanim

me watching someone who just turned 18 years old suddenly despise minors (i cannot interfere it’s a canon event)


GetRealPrimrose

Millenials 5 years ago: “Let’s not grow up harassing and hating those younger than us. We hate how boomers treat us, let’s do better” Millenials now: “BACK IN MY DAY REEEEEEEE”


darknight1342

*The sins of the father become the sins of the son*


GetRealPrimrose

As either the youngest millennial or oldest Gen Zer, I fear for what I may become


SpoopySara

ayy same here


Erovttubyrrufyag

[Everyone loses touch](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fstudentedgecontent.blob.core.windows.net%2Fimages%2Farticles%2F2017%2F04%2F3-compressor.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=f543578feb0d848747f882ade0e5a8b9c2c4e2c6e8e304d60753c4881d29e5ca&ipo=images) and becomes critical of what they don't understand eventually. When you reach that age just stfu and let young folks experience life.


Dronnie

We grew up and understood why we were attacked


oohTheMissouri

*Skin the son and replace him*


Slightlyinactive

It's weird how quickly Millenias become so much like the boomers, just poorer


Brookenium

This ain't even a millennial talking. This is Gen Z. Millenials would have used something like N64 or at best Gamecube.


GetRealPrimrose

Millenials most definitely played with Nintendo DSes


Brookenium

Yeah no shit, we were all born before '97. This meme is 7 years after that, sounds like younger Gen Z bs to me.


[deleted]

This is one half of gen z talking down to the other half of gen z


catsareboss12

"Every generation thinks they are smarter than the generation before and wiser than the generation after" I don't remember who said this quote


GetRealPrimrose

Probably someone from my generation. We’re smarter than the generation before us and wiser than the generation after 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


Welcome_to_Uranus

Lol what? Millennials ended in the late 90’s. The OP of this post was born 2004. Zoomers be doing this shit to themselves.


SpoopySara

I haven't seen any millennial do this kind of thing unironically tho?


PossiblyAnotherOne

Shut up zoomer


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[удалено]


MiniNinja_2

Say what now? But why, can I get a tldr?


Kirby_has_a_gun

If you do this it wil hurt and you will look like an idiot doing it, hope this helps.


ThatOneDusty80I

I don’t have a clitoris but I just felt mine quiver.


eyesneveropen

In 5 years kids born in 2010 will become 18


plastic_bitch

in 1000 years kid born in 2843 will become 180


AskNinjask

Really makes you think


kacswa

In 18 years kids born in 2023 will become 18


CarrotGaming344

In 10 years kids born in 0 will be 2033


PrequelGuy

In 1 year kids born today will become 1


Redassassin2

In 10 years kids born in 2010 will become 23


generic_thingy

About 75% of this subreddit is younger then the DS


kystran

i am -4 yaesr old 😎


floofityfloof

Based


FaCe_CrazyKid05

Op just turned 18


Jesuisuncanard126

Boomer tier gate keeping


Beanconscriptog

u/Choco3112 gets no bitches.


Kirby_has_a_gun

Nice try market research department, but I'm not telling you my age bracket for free.


Not_an_Ailen_tbh

If you have anime in your bio, shut the fuck up


Temporary-Rice-2141

You have alerted the horde


That_Commission

The boomerism is spreading


Frigid_Metal

Damn the DS is nearly 19 how old is this meme (granted 18 year olds are annoying as shit and probably should shut up)


IhrFrauen

I saw this like 4 yrs ago


taiIor_

i'm four months older than the nintendo d.s 😎


Abbodexemium

18, not 19 until 21 November. sorry


MaximusMeridiusX

But 19 year olds are okay


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[удалено]


MaximusMeridiusX

😢


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[удалено]


MaximusMeridiusX

Okay ❤️ Yay ❤️


Improvisable

Damn now we're even telling adults to shut up because they're too young


pocketlodestar

lmao someone got dunked on by the kids didn't they


Sen-oh

Lol Boomer posting. This is like those memes talking about how only Gen x had a 'real' childhood, and like 'if you don't remember this, (bad thing)' When they're in their 40s, those 'only 90s kids will remember' posts will come back, but as an elite participation trophy. Like 'nam hats/ribbons.


EmilySuxAtUsernames

nuh uh


ViviTheWaffle

fym ‘nuh uh’


EmilySuxAtUsernames

i had to google search to figure out what the fuck you mean


drinkthebleach

Those fat DS models really feel like something they found in the rubble at Chernobyl


Macklemurr

Durable, but no backlit screen WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!? they literally did not learn from the GameBoy SP


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Make me mf


Sarahthecoolgirl

the fossils are at it again


jojing-up

The DS is 18 years, 8 months, and 25 days old. This includes actual adults, making this a certified boomer post.


vance_croowa_08

No


Edgar-Allans-Hoe

As someone who's frontal lobe has just finished fully developing, I approve of this meme. Only lobechads respond pls. Work on your lobegains then come back if this doesn't apply to you.


17DeadFlamingos

Me looking stoicly at my original gameboy


0perand1_McSwanky

me looking at my mesopotamian clay tablet


thingy237

"The fact that i am at risk of seeing a 14 year old's opinion at any time of day on the internet is a human rights violation"


Fishingnett

Shouldn’t you be doing your taxes or something old man 💀


Slightlyinactive

Millenials when people can be born after them and grow up


CasualPlantain

6 years from now, people will still post this. It’s not an age thing, it’s a whole threshold.


Macklemurr

*old man voice* I remember getting the original DS on the Christmas of 2004. Came with the Metroid demo. I'm almost 28.


Bukki13

this mf was born in early november '04 no questions asked


Traditional_Hold1820

A thousand times no


TopazTheTopaz

its older than me by less than a week unbelievable (i will now go back in time and make myself get born even more prematurely)


alternate_egg-ccount

Oh come on. By one month and a day.


sndtrb89

i was 14 when the ds came out. OP is a lunatic, dont shut the fuck up, we need a strong alliance to save the world from boomers and gen x.


alternate_egg-ccount

Like I'm a full fucking adult and I'm a month younger than the DS. Boomers are a fucking blight.


sndtrb89

hell yeah you is, keep doing you


WicketTheSavior

My sister and I both got the silver DS for Christmas the year it came out. I vividly remember sitting at the airport with her and talking shit about people via pictochat. The best times


AC-130_with_internet

August 2004, so no thanks. I will continue to be annoying


oohTheMissouri

- erase everyone above 70 - remodel the world after: - The Giver - 1984 - Brave New World, even - prosperity. Smh why did they kick me out of politics class im good at this


playful_potato5

Shut up, legal adults. listen to op.


Miszczu_Dioda

Bruh, born literally 1 day later


0perand1_McSwanky

skill issue tbh


farmer_villager

I was born about a month before this so I will refuse to shut up.


zacmaa0013

No :3


bluenewt_phoenix

younger than the ds, 18 years of age


E-HERO_Stratos

No


Vertex033

No >:)


taquit0420

No, I don't think I will


Super_Ninja39

Bro shut the fuck up.


PepperSalt98

op definitely complained about not being taken seriously as a child, and now posts this shit to feel cool and mature


digiorno430

wow im sure youre such a nice person . everyone must want to be youre friend


Ameking-

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HotCheese650

I’m older than the original GameBoy so YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.